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Amnorix
06-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Gawd I hate the off-season. Anyway...

So you're stuck on a deserted island and it's gonna be a LOOONG time. The good news is you're stuck on the island with a chick (or guy for the ladies or alternatively oriented). The better news is that the chick (or guy) is unbelievably HOT. The bad news is that they have only one redeeming feature. Your choice, what do you take.

For purposes of the poll:

1. horny means needs/wants sex as often as you do. Frigid means sex is completely out of the question for whatever reason (ethical, religious, whatever).

2. smart means interested in all the things you are, can help with various survival techniques, etc. Dumb means "makes Jessica Simpson seem smaht".

3. Nice means very pleasant, cheery, upbeat attitude. Bitchy means being a constant pain in the ass, always criticizing what you do, etc.

So which version of the uberbabe do you take?
Donger
06-27-2005, 01:30 PM
Frigid, smart and bitchy for me. Sounds like I'd have plenty of time to work on her.
Goapics1
06-27-2005, 01:33 PM
Horny, dumb, and bitchy. I could handle the bitchy part with the unique gift of blocking her out.
mlyonsd
06-27-2005, 01:35 PM
Frigid cause I'm married. Horny would just make things difficult.

Smart so I'd have some kind of entertainment, like conversing.

Bitchy only because you didn't have a Frigid, smart, nice option.
Rain Man
06-27-2005, 01:52 PM
Bitchy just won't work long-term. Nice would trump smart and horny in that situation.

Plus, if they're dumb enough, I'm confident that I could overcome the frigid part eventually.
Donger
06-27-2005, 02:19 PM
Bitchy just won't work long-term. Nice would trump smart and horny in that situation.

Plus, if they're dumb enough, I'm confident that I could overcome the frigid part eventually.

Rain Man water torture method?

Drip. Drip. Drip.
siberian khatru
06-27-2005, 02:25 PM
Yeah, if they're nice and dumb, they won't be frigid for very long on a deserted island -- even with me.
Goapics1
06-27-2005, 02:25 PM
Yeah, if they're nice and dumb, they won't be frigid for very long on a deserted island -- even with me.
ROFL
jspchief
06-27-2005, 02:30 PM
I'd have to say fridgid, smart, bitchy.

If I need the sex bad enough, her being a bitch will just make me enjoy taking it from her.
chagrin
06-27-2005, 02:38 PM
Smart, Frigid and bitchy, once you win her over she'll tear it up in bed (straw)
J Diddy
06-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Frigid cause I'm married. Horny would just make things difficult.



Yep it would be a complete culture shock for us married men to have horny.
MOhillbilly
06-27-2005, 03:11 PM
doesnt matter sooner or later shes bait.
mlyonsd
06-27-2005, 03:13 PM
Yep it would be a complete culture shock for us married men to have horny.

rep
Rain Man
06-27-2005, 03:38 PM
doesnt matter sooner or later shes bait.

Women - can't live with them, but they can be a nice chum.
Donger
06-27-2005, 03:42 PM
Women - can't live with them, but they can be a nice chum.

Ughhhh!
chiefs4me
06-27-2005, 05:19 PM
How come you have no options for the female posters of the planet?:hmmm:
Rain Man
06-27-2005, 05:35 PM
Ughhhh!

Thanks. I was worried that it was a bit too obtuse.
Donger
06-27-2005, 05:37 PM
Thanks. I was worried that it was a bit too obtuse.

Nah. I'll bet even chiefs4me got that one.
Rain Man
06-27-2005, 05:38 PM
How come you have no options for the female posters of the planet?:hmmm:

Those options will work just fine. I see this sort of thing happen in porn movies all the time.

So if you're on an island with another woman, do you want her to be horny or not?
Bowser
06-27-2005, 05:41 PM
How come you have no options for the female posters of the planet?:hmmm:

Now, we know you think you're a feminist, and we think that's adorable! But, this is grown up time, and we're the men. So just let us decide what we are going to do with the horny dumb bitch, mmmmkay?







Heh.....love that show.........