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tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:32 PM
Go all......Skip can't win this...........tired of him bashing women!!!

keg in kc
06-27-2005, 09:34 PM
I never had any to start with. So's it would be birth, for me, I guess. Or before.

Phobia
06-27-2005, 09:35 PM
I just keep getting better and better. When I'm 60, chicks will forget all about Sean Connerwho.

Anyong Bluth
06-27-2005, 09:36 PM
sure as shit much later than women. Women are like flowers - once they've bloomed the wilting goes pretty quick. Thank god you can find fresh flowers

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:36 PM
I just keep getting better and better. When I'm 60, chicks will forget all about Sean Connerwho.

Knew you would bite.....ROFL

Dream on honey.............

Phobia
06-27-2005, 09:37 PM
Knew you would bite.....ROFL

Dream on honey.............

When I'm 60, your ass will look lumpy in those diapers anyway.

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 09:37 PM
Men get better with Age(grey makes young broads think they've got money, which takes the elasticity out of their thong wastebands).

I figure a reasonably in shape man is good to go as long as his pencil has lead in it.

Women get old.

keg in kc
06-27-2005, 09:38 PM
When I'm 60, your ass will look lumpy in those diapers anyway.Lumpy diapers. Eww.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:39 PM
Men get better with Age(grey makes young broads think they've got money, which takes the elasticity out of their thong wastebands).

I figure a reasonably in shape man is good to go as long as his pencil has lead in it.

Women get old.

:hmmm:Men have lead and women have nothing? Never been with an older women I see. ROFL

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:41 PM
When I'm 60, your ass will look lumpy in those diapers anyway.

Hey, your diapers are not that far behind...You aren't that young sucker~
OK, Pink will change the diapers for you....;) ROFL

keg in kc
06-27-2005, 09:41 PM
Never been with an older women I see.Like he'd talk about it if he had. Poor guy's probably still in therapy. Theoretically.

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 09:41 PM
I've been nailing old broads for years.......now it just costs them more because I added "Consultant" to my business card.

You're going to have to pay the cash upfront, and provide a Doctors' note, assuring that your calcium levels aren't low and that pelvis isn't too fragile.

If by "nothing" you mean boobs above the navel, enough moisture to keep a cactus alive, and a worse moustache than me....then I got nuttin.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:43 PM
I've been nailing old broads for years.......now it just costs them more because I added "Consultant" to my business card.

Needed a little help with that "little fellow"...ROFL Figures

Bob Dole
06-27-2005, 09:44 PM
At 73 years young, Bob Dole is still doing just fine...

Skip Towne
06-27-2005, 09:44 PM
Well TK, I would have thought you would already have noticed the difference. As men get older, they gray at the temple and chicks really dig that. It is a sign of maturity and power which is what women really want. But I'm really not that surprised that you hadn't noticed.

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 09:44 PM
Can someone Translate my post for the Boggle Champion?

Little fellow is a blackbelt in the cooter toss.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:49 PM
Well TK, I would have thought you would already have noticed the difference. As men get older, they gray at the temple and chicks really dig that. It is a sign of maturity and power which is what women really want. But I'm really not that surprised that you hadn't noticed.

:rolleyes: Yeah heard that..............so??????? Doesn't work son~

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:50 PM
At 73 years young, Bob Dole is still doing just fine...

Really?:hmmm:

Skip Towne
06-27-2005, 09:52 PM
Can someone Translate my post for the Boggle Champion?

Little fellow is a blackbelt in the cooter toss.
I like some of your earlier material better. You know, the kind where you can dislocate their innards at will. Please bring some of those back. I'm turning 60 this week and I don't like change.

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 09:52 PM
Its somewhat Ironic that an "seasoned" gal would use the word "loose" in a thread.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 09:54 PM
Its somewhat Ironic that an "seasoned" gal would use the word "loose" in a thread.

Seasoned???? That I am, Bite me.........as you would know what a lady can offer...ROFL

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 09:56 PM
gummer?

chiefs4me
06-27-2005, 09:58 PM
Around 50

Hammock Parties
06-27-2005, 09:59 PM
The defense presents Exhibit A, a 63-year old male:

http://www.filmrecensiepagina.nl/img/ford_harrison.jpg

Hammock Parties
06-27-2005, 10:02 PM
The defense presents Exhibit B, a 55-year old male:

http://www.richardshepard.com/thematador8.jpg

Phobia
06-27-2005, 10:02 PM
Seasoned???? That I am, Bite me.........as you would know what a lady can offer...ROFL

Hello ello ello lo lo o o o

Iowanian
06-27-2005, 10:03 PM
nothing better than a well placed echo joke.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 10:04 PM
Hello ello ello lo lo o o o

Did I hear an echo? ;)

Phobia
06-27-2005, 10:05 PM
nothing better than a well placed echo joke.

Like anybody but the incredibly intelligent are going to fully comprehend that one anyway....

Skip Towne
06-27-2005, 10:05 PM
:rolleyes: Yeah heard that..............so??????? Doesn't work son~
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. TK, how can you possibly call me "son"? It works on the other 95% of the board I know but hell look at who you are replying to before you start into your act.

tommykat
06-27-2005, 10:09 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. TK, how can you possibly call me "son"? It works on the other 95% of the board I know but hell look at who you are replying to before you start into your act.

OK..........sorry GRAMPS.

Frazod
06-27-2005, 10:17 PM
When I was a kid, I had huge spaces between my teeth (because my asshole parents were too cheap and hated each other too much to get me braces). As soon as I turned 18, the first thing I did was get my teeth capped. Looking good!

Then my hair fell out.

And then I got fat.

I looked pretty good for about six months, though. :banghead:

But since then, it's been pretty much a downhill slide for the past 22 years, but I still have a nice smile. Not that I smile very goddamned often... :grr:

I guess the moral of this story is I really shouldn't criticize anybody else's looks.

:sulk:

But I will! :p

tommykat
06-27-2005, 10:19 PM
When I was a kid, I had huge spaces between my teeth (because my asshole parents were too cheap and hated each other too much to get me braces). As soon as I turned 18, the first thing I did was get my teeth capped. Looking good!

Then my hair fell out.

And then I got fat.

I looked pretty good for about six months, though. :banghead:

But since then, it's been pretty much a downhill slide for the past 22 years, but I still have a nice smile. Not that I smile very goddamned often... :grr:

I guess the moral of this story is I really shouldn't criticize anybody else's looks.

:sulk:

But I will! :p

You are a Frazzy Bear......;)

Frazod
06-27-2005, 10:21 PM
I think next time I see Frazod first thing I'm gonna do is give him a solid shot to the grill.

Gee, thanks. Bastard! nlm

keg in kc
06-27-2005, 11:17 PM
I guess the moral of this story is I really shouldn't criticize anybody else's looks.

:sulk:

But I will! :pHell, I'm as ugly as they come (inside and out), but I don't let that stop me.

luv
06-28-2005, 12:33 AM
I think I'm just going to sit in my corner and watch the "seasoned veterans" fight this one out.

Taco John
06-28-2005, 12:38 AM
:hmmm:Men have lead and women have nothing? Never been with an older women I see. ROFL


mee-YOW!

ExtremeChief
06-28-2005, 03:02 AM
I think I'm just going to sit in my corner and watch the "seasoned veterans" fight this one out.

I don't think "Gold Bond Powder" should really be considered a seasoning.

mcan
06-28-2005, 03:30 AM
I've never loosed anything except a tie and my shoe laces. Certainly not my looks. I don't even know if that's possible! But if I had to guess as to when (if) the average male looses... I'd say... 40... Something... Well, unless they get severely burned. In THAT case, the skin could get very loose and start to tear off. Ya know, that doesn't really happen at 40 though. Let me rethink...


Uhh...


Never... We never "loose" our looks. I don't think women do either, but then I could be wrong. I'm not an expert or anything.

JohnnyV13
06-28-2005, 05:16 AM
Men start to lose their looks just as they approach their credit limit.

papasmurf
06-28-2005, 05:51 AM
:hmmm:Men have lead and women have nothing? Never been with an older women I see. ROFL


would that nothing be between the ears?

Kerberos
06-28-2005, 06:35 AM
Men start to lose their looks just as they approach their credit limit.


HA HA .... REP



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Lzen
06-28-2005, 09:41 AM
I dunno. I'll let you know if that ever happens. :)

RedNFeisty
06-28-2005, 09:46 AM
I think most men get better looking with age. The same does apply to men that apply to women. Take good care of yourself and you can look pretty good up into the sixties. Okay, maybe sixty is pushing it a little, but you get my point.

Scanfan55
06-28-2005, 10:19 AM
Men start to lose their looks when my hangover starts to set in. ;-)

Skip Towne
06-28-2005, 10:28 AM
This thread is a looser. Skip wins again!

Mr. Laz
06-28-2005, 10:33 AM
never...


they can bone young chicks until their dong falls off

tommykat
06-28-2005, 03:50 PM
This thread is a looser. Skip wins again!

:shake: Just more men here is all........Faulker~

Earthling
06-28-2005, 04:01 PM
I don't worry about it. Thats why I married a blind lady.. :p

Rain Man
06-28-2005, 04:12 PM
I personally believe that I peaked at the age of three. I have a photo of myself at that age that is, by all accounts, adorable. It is the only such photo known to exist.

RedNFeisty
06-28-2005, 04:14 PM
This thread is a looser. Skip wins again!

I want to know what you look like.

carlos3652
06-28-2005, 04:16 PM
Women start losing their looks @ 55
Men start losing it @ 65

papasmurf
06-28-2005, 08:27 PM
I want to know what you look like.


a loser

tommykat
06-29-2005, 07:33 PM
I want to know what you look like.

:shake::shake: No you don't honestly~heehee

Iowanian
06-29-2005, 07:39 PM
I've already said what skip looks like....

Here is a pic of Skip and Logical at the opera

tommykat
06-29-2005, 07:44 PM
I've already said what skip looks like....

Here is a pic of Skip and Logical at the opera

ROFL

Skip Towne
06-29-2005, 07:47 PM
:shake::shake: No you don't honestly~heehee
Don't listen to TK, she's just mad 'cause my thread kicked her thread's ass. I actually look like Steve McQueen. Mature and cool. PM me an email addy and I'll send you a pic.

tommykat
06-29-2005, 07:49 PM
Don't listen to TK, she's just mad 'cause my thread kicked her thread's ass. I actually look like Steve McQueen. Mature and cool. PM me an email addy and I'll send you a pic.

ROFL

Skip Towne
06-29-2005, 07:50 PM
You've become a whiny little bitch, TK. What's the deal? Menopause?

tommykat
06-29-2005, 07:55 PM
You've become a whiny little bitch, TK. What's the deal? Menopause?

:shrug: What's your problem old man? Talk about a bitch lately.......woahhhhhhhh

Skip Towne
06-29-2005, 07:59 PM
:shrug: What's your problem old man? Talk about a bitch lately.......woahhhhhhhh
Who me? :shrug: Relax TK, it'll pass.