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WolfDawg
06-28-2005, 06:06 PM
Prison Bitch test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15286390396633215766)

You scored 25 % Bitch!
You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!

dred
06-28-2005, 06:11 PM
Cool and Collected
You scored 40 % Bitch!

You're nobody's bitch, and you're way too cool for confrontation. You don't go around randomly stabbing people, in fact you don't pull out your shiv at all unless it's a life or death situation. You seem to have a relaxed attitude that puts the other inmates off. Frankly, you creep everybody out. Ain't nobody gonna try to put their dick in your ass.


:hmmm:

gblowfish
06-28-2005, 06:11 PM
Absolutely not. How could you imply such an unsavory allegation. I'm beside myself. Please refrain from such scandalous assertions!

Sincerely,
Bam Morris

listopencil
06-28-2005, 06:21 PM
Untouchable!
You scored 25 % Bitch! You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!

WolfDawg
06-28-2005, 06:24 PM
gochiefs should take this test, I'm curious to see what it says for someone who hits 100%

listopencil
06-28-2005, 06:34 PM
Probably something like,"Your name is gochiefs".

Mr. Laz
06-28-2005, 06:51 PM
Cool and Collected

You scored 35 % Bitch!

You're nobody's bitch, and you're way too cool for confrontation. You don't go around randomly stabbing people, in fact you don't pull out your shiv at all unless it's a life or death situation. You seem to have a relaxed attitude that puts the other inmates off. Frankly, you creep everybody out. Ain't nobody gonna try to put their dick in your ass.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Ass-rapedness

Fire Me Boy!
06-28-2005, 06:57 PM
Cool and Collected
You scored 30 % Bitch!
You're nobody's bitch, and you're way too cool for confrontation. You don't go around randomly stabbing people, in fact you don't pull out your shiv at all unless it's a life or death situation. You seem to have a relaxed attitude that puts the other inmates off. Frankly, you creep everybody out. Ain't nobody gonna try to put their dick in your ass.

Mosbonian
06-28-2005, 08:39 PM
Untouchable!
You scored 15 % Bitch!
You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!


Hmmmm....not a bad score

mmaddog
*******

chiefs4me
06-28-2005, 08:51 PM
wow......I like this test, it said I was Cool and Collected......I am nobody's bitch.....ROFL
A whopping 30%

chiefs4me
06-28-2005, 08:56 PM
Cool and Collected
You scored 40 % Bitch!

You're nobody's bitch, and you're way too cool for confrontation. You don't go around randomly stabbing people, in fact you don't pull out your shiv at all unless it's a life or death situation. You seem to have a relaxed attitude that puts the other inmates off. Frankly, you creep everybody out. Ain't nobody gonna try to put their dick in your ass.


:hmmm:




40%...you really killed somebody.....:hmmm:

Skip Towne
06-28-2005, 09:00 PM
40%...you really killed somebody.....:hmmm:
MOHillbilly would be impressed.

Tribal Warfare
06-28-2005, 09:07 PM
Untouchable!
You scored 15 % Bitch! You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!

yeah bitch!!!!!!!

stumppy
06-28-2005, 10:25 PM
Untouchable!
You scored 15 % Bitch! You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!

DAMN!!!
First online test I've taken that was right.

leviw
06-28-2005, 10:49 PM
Cool and Collected
You scored 40 % Bitch!

You're nobody's bitch, and you're way too cool for confrontation. You don't go around randomly stabbing people, in fact you don't pull out your shiv at all unless it's a life or death situation. You seem to have a relaxed attitude that puts the other inmates off. Frankly, you creep everybody out. Ain't nobody gonna try to put their dick in your ass.

Reaper16
06-28-2005, 11:45 PM
Untouchable!
You scored 15 % Bitch!
You're tough as nails, and aren't afraid to wave your shiv around. Also, most likely, you are completely bat-shit insane. The good news is, nothing deters ass-raping like a raving psychopath. Good job!


Hmmmm....not a bad score

mmaddog
*******


Same score for me.