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4th and Long
07-03-2005, 08:18 AM
:hmmm: Link (http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf) :hmmm:

Simplex3
07-03-2005, 08:28 AM
Wow. That's some decent coding there.

Marco Polo
07-03-2005, 08:38 AM
She's pretty flexible!

Phobia
07-03-2005, 09:17 AM
Thanks, I just wasted 15 minutes of my life.

4th and Long
07-03-2005, 10:18 AM
Thanks, I just wasted 15 minutes of my life.
Damn. Forgot to add the *WARING* ADDICTIVE CONTENT disclaimer. :)

Simplex3
07-03-2005, 10:25 AM
If you watch long enough she'll even wind up cradled in some bubbles and stuck.

Simplex3
07-03-2005, 10:25 AM
I finally figured out why that seem familiar: MXC on Spike TV. ROFL

Deberg_1990
07-03-2005, 10:28 AM
Id hit it.

4th and Long
07-03-2005, 10:28 AM
If you watch long enough she'll even wind up cradled in some bubbles and stuck.
You realize you can grab her with your mosue and throw her all over the place, right?

4th and Long
07-03-2005, 10:29 AM
Id hit it.
The question is, what WOULDNT you hit?

Phobia
07-03-2005, 10:50 AM
You realize you can grab her with your mosue and throw her all over the place, right?

Shit. There goes my day.

4th and Long
07-03-2005, 10:54 AM
Shit. There goes my day.
*knock knock*

Friend of Phil: "Is Phil here?"

pink: "Yes but he's locked himself in his office."

Frined of Phil: "Huh?"

pink: "Don't ask me. I have no idea. If you press your ear to the door, you can hear mouse clicks, some giggling and occasionally he'll shout WHEEEEEEE!!!"

Simplex3
07-03-2005, 10:55 AM
You realize you can grab her with your mosue and throw her all over the place, right?
No WAY! I agree with melon-boy, there goes my day. So much for finishing off a couple of contracts. :shake:

Marco Polo
07-03-2005, 10:55 AM
I find it strangely comforting watching this while listening to Enya. Isn't that somehow ironic? (ref. Alanis Morissette)

Phobia
07-03-2005, 11:22 AM
I wonder if they're monitoring all the pervs on their page. I really like a broad with her knees in her ears.

go bowe
07-03-2005, 12:50 PM
she is quite athletic, isn't she?

but she is surely a major airhead after taking all those shots to the head...

of course, there is some benefit to that, isn't there?

RedNFeisty
07-03-2005, 12:58 PM
She looks like TommyKat. Don't let her know I said that!

Braincase
07-03-2005, 01:27 PM
I can see Allanis Morissette substituting her own head in there for a music video.

BigMeatballDave
07-03-2005, 01:37 PM
LOL She's very bendy...

BigMeatballDave
07-03-2005, 01:37 PM
I wonder if they're monitoring all the pervs on their page. I really like a broad with her knees in her ears.
ROFL

BigMeatballDave
07-03-2005, 01:39 PM
You can actually put her face in her... well, you know...

Simplex3
07-03-2005, 02:19 PM
So if you grab her by the foot or hand, hold onto her, and wing her around in cicles really fast her joints actually pull apart.

Told you I was going to lose time to this today.

Ultra Peanut
07-03-2005, 02:52 PM
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Ultra Peanut
07-03-2005, 03:01 PM
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

luv
07-03-2005, 03:13 PM
Does she ever hit the bottom, or is it just never ending bubbles?

Ultra Peanut
07-03-2005, 03:26 PM
It's like a freakin' Sid Meier game. Open-ended, no real victory conditions, just do what you like...

jAZ
07-03-2005, 03:28 PM
Does she ever hit the bottom, or is it just never ending bubbles?
Yes, and it's SOOOOO cool when she does. Well worth the wait, no doubt.

luv
07-03-2005, 03:28 PM
She looks like TommyKat. Don't let her know I said that!
I have to agree, only tommykat is A LOT darker.

Rausch
07-03-2005, 03:30 PM
It's like a freakin' Sid Meier game. Open-ended, no real victory conditions, just do what you like...

I wore out my first PS1 trying to beat simcity 2000. I let the ****er run for about 5 days straight letting the pop and cash build before a buddy told me there was no game over.

:mad:

Zebedee DuBois
07-03-2005, 03:40 PM
Pretty Cool.

Until I started thinking of her as dead...and all her joints dislocated... then it started being a little creepy.

BigMeatballDave
07-03-2005, 04:45 PM
Yes, and it's SOOOOO cool when she does. Well worth the wait, no doubt.Yeah, OK...

Crush
07-03-2005, 05:31 PM
This + Pink Floyd = time worth wasting.

Joe Seahawk
07-04-2005, 01:53 AM
Ouch!

That aint right.

Sparhawk
07-04-2005, 06:23 AM
Kind of reminds me of Ellen Degeneres. Thinking that way makes me want to watch the thing.

StcChief
07-04-2005, 09:25 AM
Good stuff. What a laugh.

Count Zarth
07-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Every bone in that bitches body is broken.

ChiefsFire
07-04-2005, 01:08 PM
hmmmmmm lotsa new "positions"

gonna have some fun tonight......woohoo