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John_Wayne
07-03-2005, 11:04 PM
Catherine Zeta Jones

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones03.jpg

http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/catherine%20zeta-jones%2001.jpg

http://lorry.org/scrapbook/new/catherine-zeta-jones1.jpg

http://www.disikus.net/afrodit/buyuk/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_1024x768_002.jpg


Salma Hayek

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos46/selma-hayek.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/after_the_sunset/salma_hayek/sunset.jpg

Note: Sorry about the quality of the pics for Salma. Catherine Zeta Jones has plenty of good pics to pick from. Most of Salma's good pics are blocked and unuseable. If someone has some good pics for Salma, feel free to help out and post them. I have to admit that it's not really a fair comparison.

Reaper16
07-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Selma Hayek. Her intelligence is a major turn on in addition to her physical beauty.

DJay23
07-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Selma

Cochise
07-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Catherine Zeta Jones

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones03.jpg

http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/catherine%20zeta-jones%2001.jpg

http://lorry.org/scrapbook/new/catherine-zeta-jones1.jpg

http://www.disikus.net/afrodit/buyuk/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_1024x768_002.jpg



all of a sudden I have the irrestible urge to switch to T-Mobile.

Phobia
07-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Despite the fact half your links don't function, I gotta take CZJ by a power of 100 over Hayek.

chefsos
07-03-2005, 11:18 PM
CZJ vs. SH?!! Pay per view? Mud? Jello?
Seriously-CZJ.

Tribal Warfare
07-03-2005, 11:21 PM
Selma Hayek is definately the most boneable see Dusk Till Dawn

KevB
07-03-2005, 11:22 PM
Despite the fact half your links don't function, I gotta take CZJ by a power of 100 over Hayek.

Watch the movie After the Sunset and tell me if you still feel this way. SH, and it's not close IMO.

Miles
07-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Zeta Jones is well past her prime.

Pants
07-03-2005, 11:34 PM
I think it's best we leave these threads to BigChiefDave, as not to have 50 "versus" threads going at the same time. Having said that, my vote goes to Salma. I think. Dammit!

Michael Michigan
07-04-2005, 12:06 AM
First of all --it's Salma Hayek, not Selma.

Second--not even close...it's Salma

http://www.kriscarlson.org/photos/fun_photos/salma_hayek06.jpg

Judge Smails
07-04-2005, 12:10 AM
I'm really disappointed this pic was not included in the original group

http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/news/images/zetajoneswriggling.jpg

Judge Smails
07-04-2005, 12:13 AM
Not bad

Count Alex's Losses
07-04-2005, 12:20 AM
If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

Phobia
07-04-2005, 12:46 AM
No kidding - if Salma comes with a mute button......

KCChiefsMan
07-04-2005, 12:49 AM
both of them are beautiful, no question. But I like Selma way better!

Phobia
07-04-2005, 01:03 AM
both of them are beautiful, no question. But I like Selma way better!

Cathy is the better tipper.

StcChief
07-04-2005, 01:42 AM
NO doubt SH. CZJ is well past it.
Plus she's married to the dh. Michael Douglas.....

Rausch
07-04-2005, 01:45 AM
If Selma Hayek doesn't win I'm going to personally hold GF responsible and stab him in the eye with an ice pick...

Rausch
07-04-2005, 01:47 AM
No kidding - if Salma comes with a mute button......

As long as she comes with a willing-to-bone-me-button she can communicate telepathically, or with dolphins for all I care....

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 01:53 AM
I love Latin women. Salma is a Goddess...

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 02:03 AM
If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.Caliente...


So is she...
http://www.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/rosalynsanchez/ads/2.jpg

Saggysack
07-04-2005, 02:15 AM
NO doubt SH. CZJ is well past it.
Plus she's married to the dh. Michael Douglas.....

well past what?

Rain Man
07-04-2005, 02:47 AM
If Salma doesn't get at least 90 percent of the vote, I'm going to suspect ballot stuffing by ill-informed Bronc os fans.

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 02:56 AM
Amazing. Salma will be 39 in Sept.
Catherine will be 36...

keg in kc
07-04-2005, 02:58 AM
Oh please. Let me think about that for a seco-Salma Hayek.

Phobia
07-04-2005, 03:00 AM
I'm changing my vote. Despite my inability to comprehend(o) the language of Salma, I think we can figure out the important parts.....

CZJ has been kicked to the curb due to numerous shitty pictures of her being available on the 'net. The best one by far is her sucking down a cig while being 8 months preggo. Classy.

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 03:01 AM
The best one by far is her sucking down a cig while being 8 months preggo. Classy.Ew. I don't think I ever saw that. Don't wanna, either...

Rain Man
07-04-2005, 03:11 AM
Amazing. Salma will be 39 in Sept.
Catherine will be 36...


I would've guessed Salma to be bigger than - oh, you're talking about age, aren't you?

keg in kc
07-04-2005, 03:13 AM
39. Damn. That almost gives me some hope that I won't end up dating someone that looks like an old used tire when I'm 40. Almost.

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 03:13 AM
I would've guessed Salma to be bigger than - oh, you're talking about age, aren't you?
ROFL

wazu
07-04-2005, 04:08 AM
CZJ by a mile.

J Diddy
07-04-2005, 04:11 AM
CZJ by a mile.


Agreed.

Not that I would kick either out of my bed though.

Cochise
07-04-2005, 06:18 AM
If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.

Saggysack
07-04-2005, 06:26 AM
She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.


ROFL

My thoughts exactly.

Rausch
07-04-2005, 06:40 AM
She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.

No doubt.

My recent favorite is Penelope Cruise...

keg in kc
07-04-2005, 06:43 AM
No doubt.

My recent favorite is Penelope Cruise...Cruz, man. Cruz.

I try my hardest to forget she ever bobbed Tom's knob.

htismaqe
07-04-2005, 06:56 AM
If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

Yeah right. If you go Mexican, you'll go Luis Guzmán.

Rausch
07-04-2005, 07:03 AM
Cruz, man. Cruz.

I try my hardest to forget she ever bobbed Tom's knob.

Yeah, like that guy's table scraps wouldn't keep me happy for years...

Count Alex's Losses
07-04-2005, 07:04 AM
Yeah right. If you go Mexican, you'll go Luis Guzmán.

Did you exchange accounts with Phobia? ROFL

keg in kc
07-04-2005, 07:08 AM
Yeah, like that guy's table scraps wouldn't keep me happy for years...Oh, they would, I just wouldn't want to remember they were his scraps.

Sparhawk
07-04-2005, 07:16 AM
AH Catherine! Nice all over. I like full bodied women. Some of the gals today are just too skinny.

wolfpack0735
07-04-2005, 07:56 AM
Selma Hayek.... Here's one

jspchief
07-04-2005, 09:11 AM
KZJ never seems to look good in pictures, but she's always so hot in movies. Everytime I tell myself she does nothing for me, I end up seeing her in a movie where she is just steamy. It must have to do with the way she carries herself. She's really fine in Oceans Twelve.

John_Wayne
07-04-2005, 12:00 PM
First of all --it's Salma Hayek, not Selma.

Second--not even close...it's Salma

http://www.kriscarlson.org/photos/fun_photos/salma_hayek06.jpg

I corrected her name for you. Some websites have it spelled Selma.

John_Wayne
07-04-2005, 12:02 PM
I'm shocked. I thought CZJ would run away with this one.

keg in kc
07-04-2005, 12:31 PM
I thoughtTherein lies the gaping hole in your plan.

Zebedee DuBois
07-04-2005, 12:43 PM
I gotta go with Catherine.
Unless Salma seems more interested in me.

andoman
07-04-2005, 12:59 PM
I'd like CZJ's face on Salma's body. :drool:

(Not that there's really anything wrong with CZJ's body or Salma's face)

RedThat
07-04-2005, 01:05 PM
we need some more pics of CZJ...As of right now, SH is running away as the odds on favorite.

Pants
07-04-2005, 02:35 PM
AH Catherine! Nice all over. I like full bodied women. Some of the gals today are just too skinny.

Have you seen her lately? She's pretty damn skinny - skinnier than Salma at least.

Rain Man
07-04-2005, 02:37 PM
I'm shocked. I thought CZJ would run away with this one.


Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

Pants
07-04-2005, 02:38 PM
KZJ never seems to look good in pictures, but she's always so hot in movies. Everytime I tell myself she does nothing for me, I end up seeing her in a movie where she is just steamy. It must have to do with the way she carries herself. She's really fine in Oceans Twelve.

What he said. She was also hot in the one where they steal paintings and shit and in Terminal. Pictures - ehhh, not so much.

John_Wayne
07-04-2005, 02:42 PM
Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

Um, yes. I've seen Salma. She's hot, really hot! But Catherine Zeta Jones, to me, is one of the hottest women in the world. She's one of my all time favorites.

Wile_E_Coyote
07-04-2005, 02:58 PM
I'll take that nice ass in black & white climbing the stairs in the Thomasville Bogart collection furniture commercial. Until then CZJ

Zebedee DuBois
07-04-2005, 03:25 PM
Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

OK...OK...further testing is required.

You take Salma for a week, and I'll take Catherine.

Then we'll trade

If a consensus can't be reached, further research will be required.

Pants
07-04-2005, 03:50 PM
OK...OK...further testing is required.

You take Salma for a week, and I'll take Catherine.

Then we'll trade

If a consensus can't be reached, further research will be required.

ROFL

Mr. Laz
07-04-2005, 05:06 PM
bone = hayek

marriage = jones

RedThat
07-04-2005, 05:45 PM
bone = hayek

marriage = jones


ROFL ROFL that's funny

BigMeatballDave
07-04-2005, 08:14 PM
Um, yes. I've seen Salma. She's hot, really hot! But Catherine Zeta Jones, to me, is one of the hottest women in the world. She's one of my all time favorites.Its my understanding that there is a pic of Catherine smoking while 8-months preggo...EW. I haven't seen it, but that just sounds disgusting...

yeti
07-04-2005, 08:31 PM
bone = hayek

marriage = jones

That is exactly what I was thinking Laz. SH has a bod made for sex. CZJ has a certain classic beauty to her.

Gravedigger
07-04-2005, 09:30 PM
One word four syllables Desperado mmmm :clap:

whoman69
07-05-2005, 11:10 AM
Ms Hayek is more willing to rid herself of clothing onscreen and is better looking to boot. Love the dancer thing from Dogma. Beside, Hayek isn't married to a guy 30 years older than she is. The only thing I've seen Jones in lately is those stupid cell phone comercials. Jones only advantage is she is a better actress.

Ari Chi3fs
07-05-2005, 11:12 AM
I wonder why Catherine Zeta Jones' tits smell like Polident? :shrug:

whoman69
07-05-2005, 11:14 AM
I wonder why Catherine Zeta Jones' tits smell like Polident? :shrug:
I think that needs some direct study.

scho63
08-06-2012, 12:18 PM
Just saw this recent photo and no doubt Salma rocks it!

She is still the winner IMHO
:whackit:


BTW-searched all over for the best thread to put this and saw no standalone threads when searching and didn't want to start a thread just for this photo

Micjones
08-06-2012, 12:23 PM
Tough call at first blush.
They're both beautiful.
Hayek has the better figure though. She wins.

lcarus
08-06-2012, 12:31 PM
Hayek

saphojunkie
08-06-2012, 12:32 PM
Zeta Jones is well past her prime.

She still looks great close up.

CoMoChief
08-06-2012, 12:37 PM
Selma by a longshot.

She still has one of Hollywood's best chests.

Rain Man
08-06-2012, 12:40 PM
I can't believe that the vote isn't 99 to 1 for Salma, with the one percent being people who clicked the wrong button. Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

stevieray
08-06-2012, 01:05 PM
...both.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-06-2012, 01:06 PM
CZJ... I think she's prettier and I care more about that than boobs... and it's not like she doesn't have any.

Setsuna
08-06-2012, 01:11 PM
Selma hands down. She looks like she can ride it harder.

loochy
08-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Holy thread bump Batman!

durtyrute
08-06-2012, 01:20 PM
Salma

loochy
08-06-2012, 01:23 PM
I've liked CZJ since I saw her crawl through the ropes in Entrapment.

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Dave Lane
08-06-2012, 01:37 PM
Just saw this recent photo and no doubt Salma rocks it!

She is still the winner IMHO
:whackit:


BTW-searched all over for the best thread to put this and saw no standalone threads when searching and didn't want to start a thread just for this photo

Was gonna propose a permaban if someone bumped this thread without pics.

Carry on :)

saphojunkie
08-06-2012, 02:39 PM
I can't believe that the vote isn't 99 to 1 for Salma, with the one percent being people who clicked the wrong button. Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

Legs vs. Boobs is not a landslide.

whoman69
08-06-2012, 03:16 PM
Legs vs. Boobs is not a landslide.

She's got boobs, a better body and is prettier.

Micjones
08-06-2012, 03:22 PM
She's got boobs, a better body and is prettier.

I think it depends on what you like. Ethnic? White?
What's your flavor?
CZJ is very pretty. That's difficult to call.

I went with Hayek because she has the pretty plus the frame.

Rain Man
08-06-2012, 04:00 PM
I think it depends on what you like. Ethnic? White?
What's your flavor?
CZJ is very pretty. That's difficult to call.

I went with Hayek because she has the pretty plus the frame.

If I was a sheikh, my harem would be quite multicultural, and not just for social equity reasons.

Bump
08-06-2012, 04:01 PM
Salma for sure! My God would that be fun.

WV
08-06-2012, 04:03 PM
Salma all day.

Donger
08-06-2012, 04:04 PM
I case I haven't already voted: Salma. She's as nimble mix, too:

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