Catherine Zeta Jones vs. Selma Hayek??!!!!!!!!!!

[Kylo Ren]

Catherine Zeta Jones

http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/catherine%20zeta-jones%2001.jpg

http://lorry.org/scrapbook/new/catherine-zeta-jones1.jpg


Salma Hayek


Note: Sorry about the quality of the pics for Salma. Catherine Zeta Jones has plenty of good pics to pick from. Most of Salma's good pics are blocked and unuseable. If someone has some good pics for Salma, feel free to help out and post them. I have to admit that it's not really a fair comparison.

[Reaper16]

Selma Hayek. Her intelligence is a major turn on in addition to her physical beauty.

[DJay23]

Selma

[Eleazar]

Catherine Zeta Jones

http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/catherine%20zeta-jones%2001.jpg

http://lorry.org/scrapbook/new/catherine-zeta-jones1.jpg



all of a sudden I have the irrestible urge to switch to T-Mobile.

[Phobia]

Despite the fact half your links don't function, I gotta take CZJ by a power of 100 over Hayek.

[chefsos]

CZJ vs. SH?!! Pay per view? Mud? Jello?
Seriously-CZJ.

[Tribal Warfare]

Selma Hayek is definately the most boneable see Dusk Till Dawn

[KevB]

Despite the fact half your links don't function, I gotta take CZJ by a power of 100 over Hayek.

Watch the movie After the Sunset and tell me if you still feel this way. SH, and it's not close IMO.

[Miles]

Zeta Jones is well past her prime.

[Pants]

I think it's best we leave these threads to BigChiefDave, as not to have 50 "versus" threads going at the same time. Having said that, my vote goes to Salma. I think. Dammit!

[Michael Michigan]

First of all --it's Salma Hayek, not Selma.

Second--not even close...it's Salma

http://www.kriscarlson.org/photos/fun_photos/salma_hayek06.jpg

[Judge Smails]

I'm really disappointed this pic was not included in the original group

[Judge Smails]

Not bad

[Hammock Parties]

If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

[Phobia]

No kidding - if Salma comes with a mute button......

[KCChiefsMan]

both of them are beautiful, no question. But I like Selma way better!

[Phobia]

both of them are beautiful, no question. But I like Selma way better!

Cathy is the better tipper.

[StcChief]

NO doubt SH. CZJ is well past it.
Plus she's married to the dh. Michael Douglas.....

[Rausch]

If Selma Hayek doesn't win I'm going to personally hold GF responsible and stab him in the eye with an ice pick...

[Rausch]

No kidding - if Salma comes with a mute button......

As long as she comes with a willing-to-bone-me-button she can communicate telepathically, or with dolphins for all I care....

[BigMeatballDave]

I love Latin women. Salma is a Goddess...

[BigMeatballDave]

If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.Caliente...


So is she...
http://www.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/rosalynsanchez/ads/2.jpg

[Abba-Dabba]

NO doubt SH. CZJ is well past it.
Plus she's married to the dh. Michael Douglas.....

well past what?

[Rain Man]

If Salma doesn't get at least 90 percent of the vote, I'm going to suspect ballot stuffing by ill-informed Bronc os fans.

[BigMeatballDave]

Amazing. Salma will be 39 in Sept.
Catherine will be 36...

[keg in kc]

Oh please. Let me think about that for a seco-Salma Hayek.

[Phobia]

I'm changing my vote. Despite my inability to comprehend(o) the language of Salma, I think we can figure out the important parts.....

CZJ has been kicked to the curb due to numerous shitty pictures of her being available on the 'net. The best one by far is her sucking down a cig while being 8 months preggo. Classy.

[BigMeatballDave]

The best one by far is her sucking down a cig while being 8 months preggo. Classy.Ew. I don't think I ever saw that. Don't wanna, either...

[Rain Man]

Amazing. Salma will be 39 in Sept.
Catherine will be 36...


I would've guessed Salma to be bigger than - oh, you're talking about age, aren't you?

[keg in kc]

39. Damn. That almost gives me some hope that I won't end up dating someone that looks like an old used tire when I'm 40. Almost.

[BigMeatballDave]

I would've guessed Salma to be bigger than - oh, you're talking about age, aren't you?
ROFL

[wazu]

CZJ by a mile.

[J Diddy]

CZJ by a mile.


Agreed.

Not that I would kick either out of my bed though.

[Eleazar]

If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.

[Abba-Dabba]

She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.


ROFL

My thoughts exactly.

[Rausch]

She looks like adam carolla dressed up like a woman.

No doubt.

My recent favorite is Penelope Cruise...

[keg in kc]

No doubt.

My recent favorite is Penelope Cruise...Cruz, man. Cruz.

I try my hardest to forget she ever bobbed Tom's knob.

[htismaqe]

If I'm going mexican, I'm going Eva Mendes.

Yeah right. If you go Mexican, you'll go Luis Guzmán.

[Rausch]

Cruz, man. Cruz.

I try my hardest to forget she ever bobbed Tom's knob.

Yeah, like that guy's table scraps wouldn't keep me happy for years...

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah right. If you go Mexican, you'll go Luis Guzmán.

Did you exchange accounts with Phobia? ROFL

[keg in kc]

Yeah, like that guy's table scraps wouldn't keep me happy for years...Oh, they would, I just wouldn't want to remember they were his scraps.

[Sparhawk]

AH Catherine! Nice all over. I like full bodied women. Some of the gals today are just too skinny.

[wolfpack0735]

Selma Hayek.... Here's one

[jspchief]

KZJ never seems to look good in pictures, but she's always so hot in movies. Everytime I tell myself she does nothing for me, I end up seeing her in a movie where she is just steamy. It must have to do with the way she carries herself. She's really fine in Oceans Twelve.

[Kylo Ren]

First of all --it's Salma Hayek, not Selma.

Second--not even close...it's Salma

http://www.kriscarlson.org/photos/fun_photos/salma_hayek06.jpg

I corrected her name for you. Some websites have it spelled Selma.

[Kylo Ren]

I'm shocked. I thought CZJ would run away with this one.

[keg in kc]

I thoughtTherein lies the gaping hole in your plan.

[Zebedee DuBois]

I gotta go with Catherine.
Unless Salma seems more interested in me.

[andoman]

I'd like CZJ's face on Salma's body. :drool:

(Not that there's really anything wrong with CZJ's body or Salma's face)

[RedThat]

we need some more pics of CZJ...As of right now, SH is running away as the odds on favorite.

[Pants]

AH Catherine! Nice all over. I like full bodied women. Some of the gals today are just too skinny.

Have you seen her lately? She's pretty damn skinny - skinnier than Salma at least.

[Rain Man]

I'm shocked. I thought CZJ would run away with this one.


Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

[Pants]

KZJ never seems to look good in pictures, but she's always so hot in movies. Everytime I tell myself she does nothing for me, I end up seeing her in a movie where she is just steamy. It must have to do with the way she carries herself. She's really fine in Oceans Twelve.

What he said. She was also hot in the one where they steal paintings and shit and in Terminal. Pictures - ehhh, not so much.

[Kylo Ren]

Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

Um, yes. I've seen Salma. She's hot, really hot! But Catherine Zeta Jones, to me, is one of the hottest women in the world. She's one of my all time favorites.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

I'll take that nice ass in black & white climbing the stairs in the Thomasville Bogart collection furniture commercial. Until then CZJ

[Zebedee DuBois]

Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

OK...OK...further testing is required.

You take Salma for a week, and I'll take Catherine.

Then we'll trade

If a consensus can't be reached, further research will be required.

[Pants]

OK...OK...further testing is required.

You take Salma for a week, and I'll take Catherine.

Then we'll trade

If a consensus can't be reached, further research will be required.

ROFL

[Mr. Laz]

bone = hayek

marriage = jones

[RedThat]

bone = hayek

marriage = jones


ROFL ROFL that's funny

[BigMeatballDave]

Um, yes. I've seen Salma. She's hot, really hot! But Catherine Zeta Jones, to me, is one of the hottest women in the world. She's one of my all time favorites.Its my understanding that there is a pic of Catherine smoking while 8-months preggo...EW. I haven't seen it, but that just sounds disgusting...

[yeti]

bone = hayek

marriage = jones

That is exactly what I was thinking Laz. SH has a bod made for sex. CZJ has a certain classic beauty to her.

[Gravedigger]

One word four syllables Desperado mmmm :clap:

[whoman69]

Ms Hayek is more willing to rid herself of clothing onscreen and is better looking to boot. Love the dancer thing from Dogma. Beside, Hayek isn't married to a guy 30 years older than she is. The only thing I've seen Jones in lately is those stupid cell phone comercials. Jones only advantage is she is a better actress.

[teedubya]

I wonder why Catherine Zeta Jones' tits smell like Polident? :shrug:

[whoman69]

I wonder why Catherine Zeta Jones' tits smell like Polident? :shrug:
I think that needs some direct study.

[scho63]

Just saw this recent photo and no doubt Salma rocks it!

She is still the winner IMHO
:whackit:


BTW-searched all over for the best thread to put this and saw no standalone threads when searching and didn't want to start a thread just for this photo

[Micjones]

Tough call at first blush.
They're both beautiful.
Hayek has the better figure though. She wins.

[lcarus]

Hayek

[saphojunkie]

Zeta Jones is well past her prime.

She still looks great close up.

[CoMoChief]

Selma by a longshot.

She still has one of Hollywood's best chests.

[Rain Man]

I can't believe that the vote isn't 99 to 1 for Salma, with the one percent being people who clicked the wrong button. Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

[stevieray]

...both.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

CZJ... I think she's prettier and I care more about that than boobs... and it's not like she doesn't have any.

[Setsuna]

Selma hands down. She looks like she can ride it harder.

[loochy]

Holy thread bump Batman!

[durtyrute]

Salma

[loochy]

I've liked CZJ since I saw her crawl through the ropes in Entrapment.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y9I9gKyaH18" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Dave Lane]

Just saw this recent photo and no doubt Salma rocks it!

She is still the winner IMHO
:whackit:


BTW-searched all over for the best thread to put this and saw no standalone threads when searching and didn't want to start a thread just for this photo

Was gonna propose a permaban if someone bumped this thread without pics.

Carry on :)

[saphojunkie]

I can't believe that the vote isn't 99 to 1 for Salma, with the one percent being people who clicked the wrong button. Have you SEEN Salma Hayek?

Legs vs. Boobs is not a landslide.

[whoman69]

Legs vs. Boobs is not a landslide.

She's got boobs, a better body and is prettier.

[Micjones]

She's got boobs, a better body and is prettier.

I think it depends on what you like. Ethnic? White?
What's your flavor?
CZJ is very pretty. That's difficult to call.

I went with Hayek because she has the pretty plus the frame.

[Rain Man]

I think it depends on what you like. Ethnic? White?
What's your flavor?
CZJ is very pretty. That's difficult to call.

I went with Hayek because she has the pretty plus the frame.

If I was a sheikh, my harem would be quite multicultural, and not just for social equity reasons.

[Bump]

Salma for sure! My God would that be fun.

[WV]

Salma all day.

[Donger]

I case I haven't already voted: Salma. She's as nimble mix, too:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ck9ewDk1Uuo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>