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Goapics1
07-05-2005, 11:34 AM
Thinking about getting one. My wife and I have 3 kids and not sure if we want more. Anyone had one done and is it painful?

TRR
07-05-2005, 11:36 AM
Birth control and the use of a condom regularly seems to be the less painful route.

Phobia
07-05-2005, 11:36 AM
We've conducted similar threads in the past. Surprisingly, everybody on the Planet had great experiences with theirs. However, every person I know in the non-virtual world had some complications. I don't think it's going to be an option for me due to that.

KCFalcon59
07-05-2005, 11:41 AM
Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.


:cuss:

:p

:eek:

Goapics1
07-05-2005, 11:44 AM
Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.


:cuss:

:p

:eek:
ROFL conspiracy theory, eh?

Lzen
07-05-2005, 11:51 AM
Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

Goapics1
07-05-2005, 11:54 AM
Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

I am assuming peas would be the veggie of choice and not corn on the cob. :hmmm:

Kerberos
07-05-2005, 11:55 AM
Don't do it!!!!! it's their last bastion of power over you. Once they make you get your vasectomy, you are useless to them......run...run away as fast as you can.


:cuss:

:p

:eek:



You got snipped didn't you ??? I forgot about that...

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??

:D


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Lzen
07-05-2005, 11:55 AM
I am assuming peas would be the veggie of choice and not corn on the cob. :hmmm:

Peas were my choice. But hey, if you have a corn on the cob fetish, who am I to judge?
:p

HemiEd
07-05-2005, 12:02 PM
Had one 29 years ago, no problems. Drove myself home. Drank a case of beer, no pain. Back to work the next day.

Clint in Wichita
07-05-2005, 12:05 PM
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

StcChief
07-05-2005, 12:08 PM
Yep. 7 year ago. on a Friday.
No problems.

Drank beer and tried not walk around for two days.

Frozen peas to the rescue.

Everytime you look at a bag of them from then on, it brings back the memory.

No regrets.

Ari Chi3fs
07-05-2005, 12:08 PM
ive resorted to banging my wifes ass and her giving me blowjobs... because my next couple of wives may want one of my offspring... Seed the world...

KCFalcon59
07-05-2005, 12:09 PM
You got snipped didn't you ??? I forgot about that...

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??

:D


.

I was thinking I had an honest caring wife. ****


:banghead:

Kerberos
07-05-2005, 12:12 PM
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.


And FREE at that ... I got a knife ... anyone got a needle and thread?


:D


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Goapics1
07-05-2005, 12:13 PM
And FREE at that ... I got a knife ... anyone got a needle and thread?


:D


.
You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Kerberos
07-05-2005, 12:13 PM
I was thinking I had an honest caring wife. ****


:banghead:


With that in mind .....

OBVIOUSLY you were NOT THINKING!

:doh!:

What a :homer:




:D




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Kerberos
07-05-2005, 12:14 PM
You're going to heat up the knife first, right?

Yea I got a bic lighter.



:D



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Lzen
07-05-2005, 12:26 PM
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

What if it's a girl?

ZepSinger
07-05-2005, 12:35 PM
Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

TNTEICHER
07-05-2005, 12:51 PM
Had one 14 months ago. No problems at all. I was nervous as hell through the whole procedure but it went fine. I was a little tender for about a week. But no real pain. Frozen peas are a godsend.
Glad I got it done -- have 3 kids and thats enough-- don't have to worry about more.

KC Kings
07-05-2005, 12:53 PM
Heh, it seems we have one of these threads every few months. The thing that hurts is when they have to stick the needle in your sack several times to inject anesthesia. Once they get enough in there, the actual procedure shouldn't hurt. It took me 10 days for the pain to completely go away. Had to call the doc and ask for another prescription for painkillers. Use bags of frozen veggies to sit on to keep from swelling up.

Of course, there is always the possibility that your testicles could swell up to the size of a grapefruit. But I don't think that's very common. Most of the time, this procedure goes off without a hitch. Don't be a sissy, get it done.

What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

Lzen
07-05-2005, 01:02 PM
What if they are the size of grapefruit already?

Buy some really, really baggy pants.

Lbedrock1
07-05-2005, 01:14 PM
We've conducted similar threads in the past. Surprisingly, everybody on the Planet had great experiences with theirs. However, every person I know in the non-virtual world had some complications. I don't think it's going to be an option for me due to that.

Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

Goapics1
07-05-2005, 01:17 PM
Oh stop being a whimp, I had pain for two weeks and then it was gone. If you follow your doctors orders and don't try and have sex it will be over in two weeks. The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

Lzen
07-05-2005, 01:24 PM
I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?


You're supposed to. I never did. Heh.

1adam1238
07-05-2005, 01:27 PM
I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.

ROYC75
07-05-2005, 02:06 PM
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.


BTW, your days are numbered .......... :)

ROYC75
07-05-2005, 02:08 PM
Lzen has it right, brotha. Get it done. You'll be surprised how the ol' sex life picks up once you don't have to worry about your baby batter actually containing babies...
Z

Until father / mother time kicks in ........ it's all downhill from there.

Big Slick
07-05-2005, 02:22 PM
I say give a mandatory vasectomy to every Planet member upon his 10,000th post.

I'd guess that if you've got 10000 posts on a BB, you probably aren't using your sausage enough for it to matter!

:p ;)

Ari Chi3fs
07-05-2005, 02:27 PM
you know, they circumsized me without my permission, taking off valuable girth and sensation... Ill be damned if they will take away my seed, also.

Seed the World!

Jenson71
07-05-2005, 02:38 PM
I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.

Are you f-ing serious?

WolfDawg
07-05-2005, 02:41 PM
ive resorted to banging my wifes ass and her giving me blowjobs... because my next couple of wives may want one of my offspring... Seed the world...


ROFL
Yeah like that's the reason you hit the brown eye.

donkhater
07-05-2005, 03:14 PM
Other than the local, the actual procedure was a piece of cake. Even then, the local didn't sting any more than it would anywhere else.

I drove myself home fine. I wore baggy clothes afterward---big mistake. The swelling caused the boys to rub against my thighs and I really bruised them. Once I switched to briefs for some support, I felt a lot better. The only pain I felt afterward was when I had to urinate and that went away once I took a piss.

One other thing. You never realize how much your kids jump on your crotch until you're recoveringy from a vasectomy. OUCH

kufan2
07-05-2005, 03:29 PM
get a scrotum support. its a jockey strap with a hole in it. you do not want gravity pulling down on those testicles. good luck.

ZepSinger
07-05-2005, 04:28 PM
I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

Yep. And I was still loaded for bear in 3 separate, ahem, 'specimens' spread out over a month, before my man juice became barren of swimmers.
Definately don't let 'er loose inside until ya get the All Clear from doc.

Z

Zebedee DuBois
07-05-2005, 04:42 PM
One other thing. You never realize how much your kids jump on your crotch until you're recoveringy from a vasectomy. OUCH


No Sh*t!!!

mlyonsd
07-05-2005, 04:59 PM
My advice is to find a doctor that will put you out if you think you'll really get nervous during the procedure. That's what I did and went from laying in a doctor's office one minute and walking out about an hour and a half later. I don't remember anything.

My procedure went great, in fact I was up and working around the house the very next day. My big mistake was two days later however when I was on the ATV bucking snow drifts in the ditch. I bottomed out on one and thought I'd split myself down the middle. So scratch off any activity like that for a while.

Iowanian
07-05-2005, 05:33 PM
I've not had a vasectomy, but I did sit on my baows this afternoon.

Rausch
07-05-2005, 05:35 PM
I've not had a vasectomy, but I did sit on my baows this afternoon.

Probably less painfull that sitting on someone else's.

NTTAWWT...

KCChiefsMan
07-05-2005, 05:37 PM
I'm 25 and I'm considering getting one in the near future to ensure that I never have kids. If I change my mind, I figure that there are plently of underprivaledged kids to adopt

JazzzLovr
07-05-2005, 07:24 PM
I'm 25 and I'm considering getting one in the near future to ensure that I never have kids.

That's the most intelligent statement I've ever seen you post here.

KCChiefsMan
07-05-2005, 07:46 PM
That's the most intelligent statement I've ever seen you post here.


thanks..... 4321

Phobia
07-05-2005, 07:47 PM
I had one but please don't tell my wife. She wants another kid. I'm planning to marry some single lady who already has a boy.

The Rick
07-05-2005, 07:59 PM
The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.
Is this true? :hmmm:

chiefs4me
07-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Is this true? :hmmm:




Yes it's true...the doctor wants you to get rid of your baby makers....so that means lots of sex and taking a sample into the doctor to be tested until it comes back with no baby makers.....might take one trip or might take 4 trips.