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alnorth
07-05-2005, 10:02 PM
.... yeah. I wont elaborate, I'll let you read. I forgot where I found this link, I just bookmarked it a while ago. Basically this is a blog site written by a big black American guy who is working in Japan as a junior-high school English teacher. This is his story, and it is amusing.

I am a Japanese School Teacher (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html)

cdcox
07-05-2005, 11:23 PM
Read the first entry and learn the ancient game "Kancho" among Japanese school children. Learn why you should hone your "dodge dick" skills before going to Japan.

"The octopus" is comic gold.

Rep to alnorth.

Rain Man
07-05-2005, 11:27 PM
This is a pretty funny site. That guy's a good writer.

Ultra Peanut
07-06-2005, 12:30 AM
Japanese students rewrite Penny Arcade strips:

http://www.yukihime.com/comics/paremix/

Rausch
07-06-2005, 01:17 AM
Wow...that's ****ed...

Ultra Peanut
07-06-2005, 03:14 AM
Speaking of "Japanese students" and "****ed," well:

Get this, get rep. Simplest math ever.

Iowanian
07-06-2005, 08:46 AM
That guy is a pretty funny mofo.


If he doesn't return to the states with an entire Totem full of She-pelt scalps, it sounds like its his own fault.

It kind of makes me think I missed the boat for a year or two when I was younger.

Sparhawk
07-06-2005, 08:51 AM
This was funny stuff!

bobbything
07-06-2005, 09:16 AM
Japan must be destroyed.

Iowanian
07-06-2005, 09:18 AM
Shall we use a Thermo-nuclear Kancho?

Brock
07-06-2005, 09:22 AM
They have vending machines in the street where you can buy scatological porn. They're a strange society, to say the least.

the Talking Can
07-06-2005, 09:25 AM
"The boy tried another dick grab, and then it hit me - "Is Azrael gonna have to kancho a bitch?" I caught him again, spun him around, and realizing that the second I let him go he'd just start poking again, and with the mysterious kancho sniper still in the wings, I had no other options left. So I kanchoed him. Gave him the "Two Thousand Years of Pain!" and sent him flying a few feet forward. I suppose I could have launched him clear across the room, but I've only just now dropped that final wall of sanity, the last rope bridge connecting me to non-ass-poking American values. I wasn't ready to go balls to bones (or in this case, knuckles to asscrack) just yet."

interesting.....

"I can't tell you who got what or what got hit or how many times. I don't know how many of you have been in a position where 6-7 Japanese boys are grabbing your dick and sticking fingers up your ass simultaneously (show of hands?), but in that situation, you just don't know what's going on. Except that you are getting violated. I can only assume they got me good, but I honestly just don't know. Maybe my mind is blocking it out, and it'll take years of intensive therapy and thousands of kleenex tissues to finally dredge it up again.

I jumped out of the mob, and right back into the offensive zone of Ultimate Kancho. He's not done with me yet, no sir. "Chidori!" he yells, as he delivers another kancho. Another boy, I think he was the Kancho Assassin from the grassy knoll from before, comes around and yells out "Rasengan!" as he grabs my dick."


I mean....disturbing.

bobbything
07-06-2005, 09:32 AM
This guy would be in prison right now if he were teaching middle school in America.

HC_Chief
07-06-2005, 10:10 AM
Shall we use a Thermo-nuclear Kancho?

ROFL

Rain Man
07-06-2005, 11:16 AM
Speaking of "Japanese students" and "****ed," well:

Get this, get rep. Simplest math ever.


Please explain it to me. Please. I want to understand.

alnorth
07-06-2005, 03:59 PM
This guy would be in prison right now if he were teaching middle school in America.

What about the students?

WolfDawg
07-06-2005, 04:03 PM
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt

heh and we thought the shocker was bad.

Ultra Peanut
07-06-2005, 04:14 PM
Please explain it to me. Please. I want to understand.When the time is right...

R&GHomer
07-06-2005, 04:40 PM
When the time is right...

ROFL Cealis "sp" ?

Ultra Peanut
07-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Official wang enhancement pill of the NFL!

Ultra Peanut
07-07-2005, 12:36 AM
Speaking of "Japanese students" and "****ed," well:

Get this, get rep. Simplest math ever.Oh, COME ON, people...

DJay23
07-07-2005, 08:06 AM
Seems like Michael Jackson may want to consider moving to the land of the rising sun. Those kids sound far too eager.

Rain Man
07-07-2005, 08:28 AM
Oh, COME ON, people...

Night of the Riving Dead?

Iowanian
07-07-2005, 08:30 AM
I think the First japanese kid that gave me a "koncho" would find his fingers in a "splinto".

tyton75
07-07-2005, 08:42 AM
this is just hilarious.. I read it all day yesterday and plan to finish it up today!

alnorth
02-23-2006, 05:02 PM
I figured this was worth a bump, since the site still gets regular updates and is just as hilarious as ever.

Reaper16
02-23-2006, 05:18 PM
Speaking of "Japanese students" and "****ed," well:

Get this, get rep. Simplest math ever.
I just read the thread. That's from "Battle Royale"

SLAG
02-23-2006, 06:16 PM
...I look at them and just see a waste of human parts...



ROFL ROFL

Reaper16
02-23-2006, 09:08 PM
bump - Psi hasn't seen my correct answer yet.

David.
02-23-2006, 09:30 PM
Speaking of "Japanese students" and "****ed," well:

Get this, get rep. Simplest math ever.

battle royale. I had it downloaded a while back. Movie is pretty ****ed.

Reaper16
02-23-2006, 09:31 PM
battle royale. I had it downloaded a while back. Movie is pretty ****ed.
4 hours late!

David.
02-23-2006, 09:32 PM
basically a bunch of students are put on an island for this gameshow, the last one alive gets to leave i believe.

So these students kill each other for a couple hours. I think if they try to escape the collars on their neck will blow their heads off.


pretty ****ed.

David.
02-23-2006, 09:33 PM
4 hours late!

heh, i was just commenting on the movie :)

i love the asian girl in it, who is also in kill bill


soo hot.

Reaper16
02-23-2006, 09:34 PM
i love the asian girl in it, who is also in kill bill


soo hot.
:thumb:

Ultra Peanut
02-23-2006, 11:32 PM
I just read the thread. That's from "Battle Royale"Eight months later, WE HAVE A WINNER.

QuikSsurfer
02-23-2006, 11:35 PM
battle royale. I had it downloaded a while back. Movie is pretty ****ed.

the sequel is pretty good. u should check it ou

SNR
02-23-2006, 11:55 PM
I didn't know tommykat lived in Japan.... (http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher86.html)

Rain Man
02-24-2006, 02:39 PM
This guy really is a great writer.