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Dr. Facebook Fever
07-06-2005, 02:27 PM
not often enough for me...

Taco John
07-06-2005, 02:28 PM
I never understand threads like these... Do you have a testicle scratching problem, or are you genuinely interested in other people's testicle habits?

Scorp
07-06-2005, 02:30 PM
I like to not shower for 10 days and then have my wife clean them with her tongue.

CASHMAN
07-06-2005, 02:32 PM
I like to not shower for 10 days and then have my wife clean them with her tongue.


Yeah i am sure she does that. :shake:



CASHMAN.

go bowe
07-06-2005, 02:33 PM
I like to not shower for 10 days and then have my wife clean them with her tongue.could you ask her to stop by my place?

Scanfan55
07-06-2005, 02:36 PM
I was talking to a guy the other day who told me that the only way to understand women is to read their magazines. I find this board absolutely enlightening when it comes to figuring out men. :clap:

chagrin
07-06-2005, 02:37 PM
Please kill that sig!!!!!!!

Scorp
07-06-2005, 02:38 PM
Please kill that sig!!!!!!!


which sig?

Goapics1
07-06-2005, 02:39 PM
which sig?
Scanlon

Scorp
07-06-2005, 02:40 PM
Scanlon


what the hell is wrong with his neck?

Taco John
07-06-2005, 02:40 PM
:)

Scanfan55
07-06-2005, 02:40 PM
Nope. I like it.

Goapics1
07-06-2005, 02:41 PM
what the hell is wrong with his neck?
Roy has been hanging on to him while Scanlon does neck exercises.

Scorp
07-06-2005, 02:41 PM
:)


YOU FARCKING RAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!

DO NOT DEFICATE MY BIKE!

Goapics1
07-06-2005, 02:42 PM
:)
hee hee ROFL

Taco John
07-06-2005, 02:43 PM
I think you mean "desecrate."

BIG difference... ;) (BIG)

Braincase
07-06-2005, 02:43 PM
I scratch one pretty regularly, haven't scratched the other one in nigh on 22 years or so...

Iowanian
07-06-2005, 02:48 PM
Good Grief.

Why in the hell do there have to be eleventeen copycat threads for every fargin joke-O'-the-Day?

Scanfan55
07-06-2005, 02:54 PM
what the hell is wrong with his neck?

Umm, it's called lifting weights. :doh!:

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-06-2005, 04:54 PM
I never understand threads like these... Do you have a testicle scratching problem, or are you genuinely interested in other people's testicle habits?
It's called a spinoff genius/genious

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-06-2005, 04:57 PM
Good Grief.

Why in the hell do there have to be eleventeen copycat threads for every fargin joke-O'-the-Day?
Because it makes you happy

KCChiefsMan
07-06-2005, 05:01 PM
I DONT HAVE HERPES MY DICK IS JUST ITCHIN!!!

Donger
07-06-2005, 05:01 PM
Scratch them? They don't itch.

angel
07-06-2005, 05:05 PM
I like to not shower for 10 days and then have my wife clean them with her tongue.
you got someone to marry you?

:clap:

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-06-2005, 05:06 PM
Scratch them? They don't itch.
start scratching them for no reason one day... you'll never want to stop..........

Ralphy Boy
07-06-2005, 05:17 PM
I started to reply that I really can't count that high, but then I saw this picture in Scanfan91's post and thought...




http://www.berlin-thunder.de/imgs/team/p0374.jpg


I always wondered what Joey Harrington would look like on steroids.

Calcountry
07-06-2005, 05:21 PM
This thread is useless without a pole . That is for you Skip.

Thig Lyfe
07-06-2005, 05:45 PM
Almost as often as I blink.

Bob Dole
07-06-2005, 06:53 PM
what the hell is wrong with his neck?

It might be a tumor.

Fairplay
07-06-2005, 08:21 PM
what the hell is wrong with his neck?



Strange but true. A few years back i read some article that that if someone has Aids they sometimes develop a tumor bulgeing from their neck. I thought, 'well i guess thats fugged up.'

The next day i was at a Royals game. A vendor walking up and down the isle had a big tumor coming out of his neck! I was thinking "Holy Christ, what are the odds?"

I avoided buying anything from him.

Iowanian
07-06-2005, 10:26 PM
Good Christ, that Scanlon pic looks like a starvin Etheopian with a piece of Rice stuck in his throat.


Starvin Marvinlon?

Scorp
07-06-2005, 10:31 PM
Good Christ, that Scanlon pic looks like a starvin Etheopian with a piece of Rice stuck in his throat.


Starvin Marvinlon?

According to Scanfan it is from lifting weights! LOL

Iowanian
07-06-2005, 10:35 PM
well it looks like he swallowed her Diw-dough.

That said.....ALL of the copycat Testicle Joke threads are 7 points shy of the officially mentally challenged IQ requirements.

Taco John
07-07-2005, 07:32 AM
I scratch every now ang again when an itch hits me. Anyone else?

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-07-2005, 10:19 AM
That said.....ALL of the copycat Testicle Joke threads are 7 points shy of the officially mentally challenged IQ requirements.
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

Skip Towne
07-07-2005, 10:27 AM
Nope. I like it.
Scorp's is better.

Iowanian
07-07-2005, 10:31 AM
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

Yeah, you're right. I'm sure it would threaten to Burst the Threshold of my mental capacity to think of such a unique idea as to make a thread, kind of like another, only just a little different.

You make one called "things that are Blue" and I'll make one "things that are green". Ooops....think I just felt a vessel burst in my cerebral cortex.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-07-2005, 10:35 AM
Yeah, you're right. I'm sure it would threaten to Burst the Threshold of my mental capacity to think of such a unique idea as to make a thread, kind of like another, only just a little different.

You make one called "things that are Blue" and I'll make one "things that are green". Ooops....think I just felt a vessel burst in my cerebral cortex.
Does someone need a hug? I'm sure David. will oblige. :D

:hmmm: Things that are blue...................