President Bush should stay off 2 wheel transportation

[Bootlegged]

http://www.drudgereport.com/


PRESIDENT BUSH CRASHES BIKE INTO SCOT POLICEMAN DURING G8 REPRIEVE... A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE TELLS DRUDGE PRESIDENT SUFFERED 'MODERATE CUTS AND ABRASIONS'... POLICE OFFICER SENT TO HOSPITAL FOR POSSIBLE ANKLE INJURY. DEVELOPING...


Probably in bad taste, but after the IT incident, ROFL

[the Talking Can]

drinking and driving don't mix...

[jiveturkey]

Was he eating pretzels while riding?

[whoman69]

I think we had this figured out when he wiped out on one of those scooters that are impossible to wipe out on.

[alpha_omega]

Reminds me of the time i wrecked my bike while checking out some fine ladies.

[Logical]

Reminds me of that doofus Gerald Ford. These guys are just embarrassing accidents waiting to happen. I know I would hate constantly being in the media's eye as we all have our little mishaps they are just not made a spectacle for the public.

[Taco John]

I think we had this figured out when he wiped out on one of those scooters that are impossible to wipe out on.


That one was classic, because all the PR about those things was that they were impossible to tip over!


http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_segway.jpg

[Taco John]

Reminds me of that doofus Gerald Ford. These guys are just embarrassing accidents waiting to happen. I know I would hate constantly being in the media's eye as we all have our little mishaps they are just not made a spectacle for the public.



No kidding... How wierd would it be for the whole world to know every time you picked your nose... (http://www.lazygranch.com/nosepic.htm)

[Bwana]

So should an unnamed player for the Browns. :)

[Ugly Duck]

Oh great. The world (sans some American righties) thinks Bush is a drooling knuckledragger pretending to be president. And just when they expect to see a grunting subhuman slopehead appear, he pedals forth and falls off his bikie yet again. Just slap a few bandaids on his face and show him where the big table is, the real world leaders won't laugh in his face. They're diplomats. They'll wait til his back is turned, roll their eyes and sniger.

[Radar Chief]

Reminds me of that doofus Gerald Ford. These guys are just embarrassing accidents waiting to happen. I know I would hate constantly being in the media's eye as we all have our little mishaps they are just not made a spectacle for the public.

Whenever I think of Gerald Ford I think of SNL and Chevy Chase’s imitation of him tripping over everything and telling his stuffed dog to sit. ROFL "Good dog."

[mlyonsd]

That one was classic, because all the PR about those things was that they were impossible to tip over!


http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_segway.jpg

Oh stop it. Have you ever ridden one? They are easy to tip over. You liberals are just making fun for no reason. Bash, bash, bash. You guys find the pettiest of things to bash a guy for.

Well, ok, the truth is they really can tip over but even my 9 year old son hasn't done that yet. :)

[NewPhin]

Oh stop it. Have you ever ridden one? They are easy to tip over. You liberals are just making fun for no reason. Bash, bash, bash. You guys find the pettiest of things to bash a guy for.

Well, ok, the truth is they really can tip over but even my 9 year old son hasn't done that yet. :)

You actually bought one of those things?

ROFL

[mlyonsd]

You actually bought one of those things?

ROFL

My BIL is a dealer. He brings them to family parties/such. They're kind of cool for about 5 minutes then I realized I made the right decision to spend the same $$ for an ATV.

[NewPhin]

My BIL is a dealer. He brings them to family parties/such. They're kind of cool for about 5 minutes then I realized I made the right decision to spend the same $$ for an ATV.

Yeah. I could never figure out the buzz around those things. The media acted like they were going to revolutionize transportation. Good choice on the ATV;)

[Bwana]

My BIL is a dealer. He brings them to family parties/such. They're kind of cool for about 5 minutes then I realized I made the right decision to spend the same $$ for an ATV.

Wise choice. :thumb:

[Radar Chief]

then I realized I made the right decision to spend the same $$ for an ATV.
Good choice on the ATV;)
Wise choice. :thumb:

Agreed. :thumb:

[Cannibal]

Was he eating pretzels while riding?

Sometimes the evil in me wishes the stupid fuk would've choked to death on that fuggin preztel. But then reason takes over and I realize that Dick Cheney would take over...










that, and I don't really want the dumb fuk to die.

[Ultra Peanut]

I remember when everyone was thinking IT/"Ginger" would hover, or something.


Heh.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

The guy rides single-track and takes a header now and then. Zigged when he shoulda zagged and bumped a Bobby. BFD, I'm sorry for the Bobby, but this shit is pretty small potatoes. Anybody that rides a bike daily like he does will have an owie sooner or later. "Breaking news. Your mama just started supper. Your daddy just told her to hurry the **** up".
Not that I want to interrupt the schadenfreude party or anything. I'm not his biggest fan & can't understand anyone thinking he makes the sun rise. But I'm just as mystifed by those who blame him when the sun don't shine. When the sun won't shine, I know who I blame.

Denise

But I digress. You want to know who's a lucky duck? That cheese eatin' surrender monkey Chirac. The day after his city loses their bid for the Olympics (The Gay Parisians and the Heteros too were almost a shoo-in, everyone said. I'm sure they set a new record for untraceable IOC kickbacks this year. "Kofi, T-bills or Me" ) and then BAM, a bunch of 3rd world shitbirds blow up a bus and kill dozens of civilized Brits. Do the french care that their bribe money just went up in IOC smoke? Heck no, they're too happy that the Jiznotties blew up Tommy Brit instead of Jean-Claude Crapaud. "Nom de plume! Better you zan me, Anglais!" The tinfoil hat crowd are blaming the CIA and Karl Rove for the explosions, because Rove is the devil and all that. But I'd have the K-9 corps sniffing around Chirac for cordite the way things have played out. "I am just Lucky Pierre, Eh? Yes, No, Maybe?"