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DJJasonp
07-06-2005, 03:34 PM
Since I'm new to the site, I apologize if this is a dead horse issue.......

But....why is it that our favorite team (Chiefs) who sell out every game and make a decent amount of dough for Lamar Hunt, etc....has the ugliest cheerleaders in the league?

Seriously! With all due respect to any of you who might be dating a chiefs cheerleader (Hee hee).....this is one sad group!

Did the politically correct protestors get to Carl and Lamar and make them let everyone in the club?

Hey...I'm no Brad Pitt, but I dont shake my ass in front of 78,000 fans in a skirt either!

PS...I think Shannon is a man...baby!

www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/

Saulbadguy
07-06-2005, 03:36 PM
Why do we even have cheerleaders?

jspchief
07-06-2005, 03:37 PM
This has been discussed countless times.

Several people subscribe to the notion that it's just bad photography.

Personally, I think we have a bunch of skanks.

DJJasonp
07-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Something to look at during the 75 TV timeouts

ptlyon
07-06-2005, 03:38 PM
PS...I think Shannon is a man...baby!


:spock:

Ari Chi3fs
07-06-2005, 03:44 PM
i would not kick 85% of them out of bed... up close and personal they are good, many arent photogenic though.

Chan93lx50
07-06-2005, 03:44 PM
Be totally honest with you I would hit them all!

Goapics1
07-06-2005, 03:46 PM
i would not kick 85% of them out of bed... up close and personal they are good, many arent photogenic though.
Good point. Most due not have the best looking faces but the bodies are decent. Besides, I am not putting my pee pee on their faces if you now what I mean. Or maybe I would.

Simplex3
07-06-2005, 03:46 PM
This has been discussed countless times.

Several people subscribe to the notion that it's just bad photography.

Personally, I think we have a bunch of skanks.
It's always bad photography when you're pointing the camera at nasty beasts like that.

jidar1
07-06-2005, 03:48 PM
I think it's a combination of bad photography and some ugly chicks. There are girls there who would look excellent in a lot of other photo shoots but there are definately some there who should have been sent packing as well.

Man that sounds terrible, but the reality is that cheerleaders are picked to look hot, and some chicks just don't have it.

MOhillbilly
07-06-2005, 03:48 PM
two-face.

way2kalm
07-06-2005, 03:49 PM
This has been discussed countless times.

Several people subscribe to the notion that it's just bad photography.

Personally, I think we have a bunch of skanks.

Ease up alittle. They are not all ugly. As a matter of fact, I live across the street from one of them, and she is neither ugly or a skank.

DJJasonp
07-06-2005, 03:53 PM
Sorry man....

I guess Carl needs to fire the photographer!

jspchief
07-06-2005, 03:57 PM
Ease up alittle. They are not all ugly. As a matter of fact, I live across the street from one of them, and she is neither ugly or a skank.I didn't say they are all ugly" I just said a bunch of them are.

DJay23
07-06-2005, 04:21 PM
The sad thing is that a large majority of them list KU as their college.

Laura W, Amy, and Annie are the only ones I would classify as attractive (based on a cursory glance at the head shots).

That Shanna H. should be kicked off the team for looking too much like John Elway.

way2kalm
07-06-2005, 04:27 PM
I didn't say they are all ugly" I just said a bunch of them are.

I know you didn't mean all of them. But I am with you, a few of them look like some one took a bag of nickels up side their heads. Some of them are just plain HURT! STFU

Kerberos
07-06-2005, 04:30 PM
Be totally honest with you I would hit them all!


So would I .... In the dark ..... With a STICK !


:D


But then again some of them chicks have already been hit with an UGLY stick ... wouldn't that be like beating a dead horse ??? Or more like salt in an OPEN wound? :hmmm:


:D



.

jspchief
07-06-2005, 04:31 PM
I know you didn't mean all of them. But I am with you, a few of them look like some one took a bag of nickels up side their heads. Some of them are just plain HURT! STFUMost of them look like they've been beaten with a bag of nickels. A few of them look like they've been beaten with a bag of hammers. And a very few of them look like they might be decent in person.

Also, I didn't know KC had a ban on tanning beds.

LocoChiefsFan
07-06-2005, 04:33 PM
Eh, as long as they have decent bodies, it's alright for me. I can see the bodies from upper leval, not their faces.

mcan
07-06-2005, 04:34 PM
I've known Kara and Natalie for a long time. Both went to Olathe North and danced on the drill team with a couple of other friends of mine. They are both awesome girls and I think they are both attractive. Niether of them are "cover of Elle" hot, but they are both extremely good dancers and have several awards and a couple national championships for drill team.

I think other teams put more of a premium on getting model-hot girls, and less of a premium on dancing. It seems strange though because the routines that they do are far less complicated than what my friends are capable of.

jspchief
07-06-2005, 04:38 PM
I think other teams put more of a premium on getting model-hot girls, and less of a premium on dancing. It seems strange though because the routines that they do are far less complicated than what my friends are capable of.Someone in the Chiefs organization is deluding herself if she thinks dancing should rank above looks in the selection process.

I'm willing to bet 99% of the people that pay any attention to the cheerleaders could give two shits if they can dance or not. If you can shake your tits, you can dance as far as I'm concerned.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-06-2005, 04:43 PM
I could be in love with Shauntel... if she'd just drop the restraining order...

LocoChiefsFan
07-06-2005, 04:46 PM
I'm willing to bet 99% of the people that pay any attention to the cheerleaders could give two shits if they can dance or not. If you can shake your tits, you can dance as far as I'm concerned.
They dance? Heh, I never noticed.

mcan
07-06-2005, 04:49 PM
Someone in the Chiefs organization is deluding herself if she thinks dancing should rank above looks in the selection process.

I'm willing to bet 99% of the people that pay any attention to the cheerleaders could give two shits if they can dance or not. If you can shake your tits, you can dance as far as I'm concerned.


I can see both sides of this argument. Yes, professional cheerleaders are supposed to be attractive, but I don't think they should be there primarily for guys to oogle. If that's their only purpose, then we should just get rid of them. The fact is, today's crowds are so large, and the game has gotten so big, that we really don't need "cheerleaders" to get us to cheer for our team anymore. We get pretty hyped on our own... So, they've kinda become a side show.

Donger
07-06-2005, 04:51 PM
These girls are from the Midwest, after all.

angel
07-06-2005, 04:55 PM
I can see both sides of this argument. Yes, professional cheerleaders are supposed to be attractive, but I don't think they should be there primarily for guys to oogle. If that's their only purpose, then we should just get rid of them. The fact is, today's crowds are so large, and the game has gotten so big, that we really don't need "cheerleaders" to get us to cheer for our team anymore. We get pretty hyped on our own... So, they've kinda become a side show.
they are definately only there for guys to oogle

seriously, there is no other reason that I can think of
at one time, perhaps they were there to get the crowds excited about the game, but now their only purpose is to get the crowds "excited"

mcan
07-06-2005, 05:04 PM
they are definately only there for guys to oogle

seriously, there is no other reason that I can think of
at one time, perhaps they were there to get the crowds excited about the game, but now their only purpose is to get the crowds "excited"


[Yawn].... Where have YOU been?

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/spaceballsprincessmate.jpg

angel
07-06-2005, 05:04 PM
[Yawn].... Where have YOU been?

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/spaceballsprincessmate.jpg
:rolleyes:

R&GHomer
07-06-2005, 05:25 PM
I caught most of the NFL networks “Miami Cheerleader selections” or something like that and all I can say is, WOW, WOW, WOW…. Barooooooooooooga. Good lord are they brutal in their selection process, but good Gawd damn are they some fine azz honeys.

Rausch
07-06-2005, 05:37 PM
I can see both sides of this argument. Yes, professional cheerleaders are supposed to be attractive, but I don't think they should be there primarily for guys to oogle. If that's their only purpose, then we should just get rid of them. The fact is, today's crowds are so large, and the game has gotten so big, that we really don't need "cheerleaders" to get us to cheer for our team anymore. We get pretty hyped on our own... So, they've kinda become a side show.

Yeah, with emphasis on the carnival aspect of the term side show...

Phobia
07-06-2005, 05:42 PM
Sorry man....

I guess Carl needs to fire the photographer!

Not gonna happen. Most jobs within the Chiefs organization are lifetime assignments - including photographer.

Calcountry
07-06-2005, 05:42 PM
This has been discussed countless times.

Several people subscribe to the notion that it's just bad photography.

Personally, I think we have a bunch of skanks.But they can dance.

Calcountry
07-06-2005, 05:44 PM
I can see both sides of this argument. Yes, professional cheerleaders are supposed to be attractive, but I don't think they should be there primarily for guys to oogle. If that's their only purpose, then we should just get rid of them. The fact is, today's crowds are so large, and the game has gotten so big, that we really don't need "cheerleaders" to get us to cheer for our team anymore. We get pretty hyped on our own... So, they've kinda become a side show.:hmmm: large and big, how can we apply this concept to our cheerleaders?

Brando
07-06-2005, 06:05 PM
This one is hella scary!!!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_shannah.jpg

Brando
07-06-2005, 06:07 PM
I'm also glad to see that our team is hiring Drag Queens now.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_deena.jpg

Brando
07-06-2005, 06:09 PM
Poor Jessie. If Jackson Coutny or the state can not come up with the funds to modernize Arrowhead her forehead will be donated to replace the Diamondvision Jumbotron at the North end of the stadium.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_jessie.jpg

luv
07-06-2005, 06:31 PM
Poor Jessie. If Jackson Coutny or the state can not come up with the funds to modernize Arrowhead her forehead will be donated to replace the Diamondvision Jumbotron at the North end of the stadium.

Damn, just a bit picky, aren't we?

Count Alex's Losses
07-06-2005, 06:32 PM
Poor Jessie. If Jackson Coutny or the state can not come up with the funds to modernize Arrowhead her forehead will be donated to replace the Diamondvision Jumbotron at the North end of the stadium.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_jessie.jpg

You'd still hit and I know I would.

Valiant
07-06-2005, 06:36 PM
Most of them look great in person, they are forced to wear that shitty make-up and over the top red lipstick... Trying to get my friend liz to hook me up with Trisha on the team...

Mosbonian
07-06-2005, 06:42 PM
The sad thing is that a large majority of them list KU as their college.

Laura W, Amy, and Annie are the only ones I would classify as attractive (based on a cursory glance at the head shots).

That Shanna H. should be kicked off the team for looking too much like John Elway.

Erin was my daughter's 2nd Grade teacher the first year we lived here in Columbia, and i can tell you that the pics do her no justice. In person she is a very attractive, and is well put together. I recently took my daughter to one of the clinics that they put on and can tell you that there are several that look much better in person than in the photos.

mmaddog
*******

Inspector
07-06-2005, 08:09 PM
One of the girls who works for me used to be a cheerleader. I tried to get her to bring in a picture but she never would. She's embarassed of the change.

Heck, she's in her mid 50's now, and probably has lost some of her looks. Actually, I would have never guessed she used to be a cheerleader based on how she looks now. About 5'5" and 200lbs.

the Talking Can
07-06-2005, 08:28 PM
You'd still hit and I know I would.

somebody already hit it....with a spatula...

ILChief
07-06-2005, 09:04 PM
WTF, out of a city the size of KC, this is the best they could do? I could find 25 better looking women in my hometown of 6000 people. We need to start a petition. This is embarassing.

mcan
07-06-2005, 09:47 PM
Poor Jessie. If Jackson Coutny or the state can not come up with the funds to modernize Arrowhead her forehead will be donated to replace the Diamondvision Jumbotron at the North end of the stadium.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_jessie.jpg


I wish that there were a whole lot more guys on this earth that thought girls like this were unattractive. Then they would all "settle" for me.

Mcan
(I got your back Jessie, and if you don't mind, I'll take the rest of you too)

----Just so you know, if Keira ever calls back, we have to break up, OK?

Edubs
07-06-2005, 10:03 PM
Holy $hit Deena is a beast! Ha ha ohh man that chick is big....

Edubs
07-06-2005, 10:05 PM
Erin looks like the Runaway bride.......ha ha check out those eyes....looks like she has been blowing up ballons for the past year or something.

P@ckfan
07-06-2005, 10:07 PM
somebody already hit it....with a spatula...

Dude...she's hot.

Edubs
07-06-2005, 10:08 PM
Mandy is hot......she is the only one that is half way decent.

mcan
07-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Erin looks like the Runaway bride.......ha ha check out those eyes....looks like she has been blowing up ballons for the past year or something.


Erin is another one of those girls that is SMOKING hot in person. The first time I met her was at the draft party when we got Ryan Sims. All the cheerleaders came out and introduced themselves to the crowd. Later on, I went to talk to Kara and Natalie, and they introduced me briefly to Erin and couple of the other girls. I was pretty taken back by how cute she was (is)...

CORRECTION: (my memory sucks). It isn't Erin that I'm thinking of, it was Laura W.

Just looked through some of her pics, and some of those are REALLY terrible. Tons of makeup, straight on pics with sidelight. In one, she actually has a lazy eye! That's freaking hysterical. Why would they use that shot?

Edubs
07-06-2005, 10:11 PM
Erin is another one of those girls that is SMOKING hot in person. The first time I met her was at the draft party when we got Ryan Sims. All the cheerleaders came out and introduced themselves to the crowd. Later on, I went to talk to Kara and Natalie, and they introduced me briefly to Erin and couple of the other girls. I was pretty taken back by how cute she was (is)...


terrible picture then..........I don't photograph well either...ha

Logical
07-06-2005, 10:12 PM
Good point. Most due not have the best looking faces but the bodies are decent. Besides, I am not putting my pee pee on their faces if you now what I mean. Or maybe I would.I actually don't agree, seems like they could find a few with decent chest to waist proportions but no. You should check out the Charger, Raider, and Dolphin cheerleaders.:drool:

Logical
07-06-2005, 10:19 PM
I'm also glad to see that our team is hiring Drag Queens now.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_deena.jpgHonestly in some magazines I have seen a transvestite and a transexual from England that are much, much, much better looking than this hag. Yes I called her a hag.

mcan
07-06-2005, 10:28 PM
I actually don't agree, seems like they could find a few with decent chest to waist proportions but no. You should check out the Charger, Raider, and Dolphin cheerleaders.:drool:


No doubt those girls are hotter on average... but these girls are MUCH better looking than those photos indicate. Here's proof.

VIDEO OF BEHIND THE SCENES AT THIS VERY PHOTO SHOOT (http://play.rbn.com/?url=nfl/nfl/open/chiefs/demand/av_aa_200504_cheershoot_350_053105.rm&proto=rtsp)


Keep in mind that these girls actually look good as they walk down the stairs to get their picture taken. Somewhere around the time that the photographer clicks the camera is when things go downhill...

mcan
07-06-2005, 10:29 PM
terrible picture then..........I don't photograph well either...ha


See the edit to my post. I was talking about a different girl. Not Erin. Although I'm sure Erin looks better in person too...

CosmicPal
07-06-2005, 10:39 PM
Damn...even Ginger from Gilligan's Island beats this gal:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_ginger.jpg

tommykat
07-06-2005, 10:43 PM
Those girls work for free.........what do you expect? Actually, they do for very little of nothing..............how many ladies that age could take the time for all the training and workouts and still work? Not many.....hence, you got to be a CA gal or Texas gal with money so they can just play with Dads money and not work.:hmmm: IMO

CosmicPal
07-06-2005, 10:47 PM
Philly has respectfully had some of the most beautiful cheerleaders....

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/IIGHFPMBEBAF/05danielle_head.jpg

whoman69
07-07-2005, 02:22 PM
My theory is that the choreographer that picks them is so into the muscular look, they've been hitting the steroids. Lots of square jaws in that lot.