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Saulbadguy
07-07-2005, 02:31 PM
On the 16th hole of a golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry laughed at Fred, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods too, just a few yards beyond. It took Fred a long time to look for his ball and he was getting angrier every minute. Finally, he found his ball in a patch of yellow buttercups. Instead of simply continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!"

Then poof! She was gone.

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered to his friend, "Harry! Harry! Where are you?"

Harry yelled, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Fred screamed back, "Don't swing! For God's sake, don't swing!!!"
Calcountry
07-07-2005, 02:36 PM
I see a poll coming. Butter or Pussy?
P@ckfan
07-07-2005, 02:37 PM
Funny.
Goapics1
07-07-2005, 02:37 PM
I see a poll coming. Butter or Pussy?
hee hee
HemiEd
07-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Still funny after all of these years. :clap:
P@ckfan
07-07-2005, 02:38 PM
I see a poll coming. Butter or Pussy?

HOT BUTTERED PUSSY!
Ghostof
07-07-2005, 02:39 PM
I see a poll coming. Butter or Pussy?



Well if it was a choice between yours or a tub of butter... the tub of butter would be tighter
Calcountry
07-07-2005, 02:45 PM
Well if it was a choice between yours or a tub of butter... the tub of butter would be tighterPlease try to keep up man. If you are referring to mine as in the missus, then it is to be referred to as a "box" per Big Daddy.

If you are trying to say I HAVE a pussy, now that IS funny. ROFL.
Ghostof
07-07-2005, 02:49 PM
Please try to keep up man. If you are referring to mine as in the missus, then it is to be referred to as a "box" per Big Daddy.

If you are trying to say I HAVE a pussy, now that IS funny. ROFL.



no shit captain obvious


if you were given a penny for each thought you had youd still be four cents shy of a nickel
Calcountry
07-07-2005, 02:51 PM
no shit captain obvious


if you were given a penny for each thought you had youd still be four cents shy of a nickelROFL Man that is good, real quality. Shall I rep you for it?

ROFL, you little man.
Ghostof
07-07-2005, 02:53 PM
Sure

if you can only make it worse than it is


currently its Latest Reputation Received -1347 points total


I'd like to go for -10000


so we'll see what happens
Saulbadguy
07-07-2005, 02:56 PM
Care to switch rep with me? I'm at about -11,000. :)
Poster Nutbag
07-07-2005, 02:57 PM
HOT BUTTERED PUSSY!


:homer: Mmmmm, buttered pussy.....
P@ckfan
07-07-2005, 02:59 PM
Care to switch rep with me? I'm at about -11,000. :)

Saul, you magnificent bastard, I pledge to you upon my soon-to-tbe-dead grandmother's soul, that if I ever get my real account back, I'm going to restore your rep to it's former glory.....day by day.

You will be avenged!!!
Calcountry
07-07-2005, 03:01 PM
Sure

if you can only make it worse than it is


currently its Latest Reputation Received -1347 points total


I'd like to go for -10000


so we'll see what happensI did my part. lmao.
Saulbadguy
07-07-2005, 03:01 PM
Phil told me he'd restore it if I wanted. Its sort of a challenge getting it back.