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Fairplay
07-07-2005, 09:12 PM
I laughed when i read this article. Check it out.




http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-birthday-stripper,0,3038213.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines




Couple Hire Stripper for Son's Birthday
By Associated Press

July 7, 2005, 9:29 PM EDT


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party. Landon and Anette Pharris were sentenced to two years probation and ordered to take parenting classes. They were charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.

Cassandra Joyce Park, 29, who police say used the stage name "Sassy," danced for a few hours before partygoers took up a collection and paid her $150 more to fully disrobe, Anette Pharris said.

The stripper and the man she was with were also granted probation.

Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.

Pharris had said after being arrested that she tried to do something "special" for her son.

"We even had grandpa there," she said.

4th and Long
07-07-2005, 09:14 PM
FUGGING NOSEY DRUG STORE PHOTO DEVELOPERS! :cuss:

Phobia
07-07-2005, 09:16 PM
I really hate people. MYOFB. Somebody should charge the photo minimum wage bitch with getting a life.

Predarat
07-08-2005, 08:20 AM
Which one is the stripper and which one is the kid?
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050528/NEWS03/505280336

chagrin
07-08-2005, 08:25 AM
:eek:


That kid is teh ghey

Goapics1
07-08-2005, 08:28 AM
That photo does the stripper no justice. If she looks that bad, I do not think I would want her to strip for me.

RedNFeisty
07-08-2005, 08:29 AM
Funny story, no harm done, but couldn't mom wait two more years before bringing in the stripper? What is she going to do for number eightteen, get him laid?

Rain Man
07-08-2005, 08:31 AM
If I was the parent, I'd putting naked women in front of that kid, too.

Predarat
07-08-2005, 08:35 AM
They do live in a pretty bad part of Nashville so they probably recruited her from one of the nasty strip bars. But 150 dolllars? Had to be a bunch of kids that had never seen a naked women before. At least the mother could have got a hot stripper!

Count Zarth
07-08-2005, 08:39 AM
Holy shit, that's one ugly stripper:

http://vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20050528&Kategori=NEWS03&Lopenr=505280336&Ref=AR&Q=80&MaxW=525&MaxH=390&Site=DN&Q=96&Border=0&Title=0

Phobia
07-08-2005, 08:43 AM
Holy shit, that's one ugly stripper:

http://vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20050528&Kategori=NEWS03&Lopenr=505280336&Ref=AR&Q=80&MaxW=525&MaxH=390&Site=DN&Q=96&Border=0&Title=0

No shit. The dude on the left is pretty nasty, too.

KCFalcon59
07-08-2005, 08:44 AM
The mother should be arrested for hiring an ugly stripper. Good god almightly.

tyton75
07-08-2005, 08:44 AM
Best line!

"We even had grandpa there," she said.

that just cracks me up!

Phobia
07-08-2005, 08:46 AM
I can't believe it took her more than $1.50 to disrobe, personally.

Goapics1
07-08-2005, 08:47 AM
Holy shit, that's one ugly stripper:

http://vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20050528&Kategori=NEWS03&Lopenr=505280336&Ref=AR&Q=80&MaxW=525&MaxH=390&Site=DN&Q=96&Border=0&Title=0
Good gawd, she is skanky.

Saulbadguy
07-08-2005, 08:47 AM
I can't believe it took her more than $1.50 to disrobe, personally.
They might have been collecting for a fund for her to keep her clothes on. $150 may have not been enough.

Goapics1
07-08-2005, 08:48 AM
I'm still waiting for someone to post "I'd hit it". Who's it gonna be?

gblowfish
07-08-2005, 09:11 AM
Hey, isn't that Paula Jones and Monica???

Sam
07-08-2005, 09:19 AM
I don't know if I'd have wanted to be there when the bottoms came off. That stripper looks like a TV to me.

Joe Seahawk
07-08-2005, 09:24 AM
She looks like an alien..

whoman69
07-08-2005, 12:24 PM
I have to wonder how they knew just from the pictures that he was only 16? IMO this is a case they should have skipped to save taxpayer money. It also doesn't say if any of the boy's friends were there.

Goapics1
07-08-2005, 12:25 PM
I have to wonder how they knew just from the pictures that he was only 16?

Prolly some of the other party goers did not look old enough to have grass on the infield.

Ari Chi3fs
07-08-2005, 12:27 PM
wow, Tennessee Strippers suck. Note to self, do NOT go to a stripclub in TN.

RedDread
07-08-2005, 12:28 PM
Best line!

"We even had grandpa there," she said.

that just cracks me up!

Course this is Tennessee, grandpa's probably like 50...

Amnorix
07-08-2005, 12:37 PM
Seriously, isn't the age of consent like 10 in Tennessee? How cna you contribute to the delinquency of a minor if that's the case?

You can have sex, but can't watch a stripper?

And damn, that is the ugliest stripper I ever saw. Those kids must not have ever seen a Playboy to pay that much to get THAT to strip... :eek: :Lin:

onescrewleftuntwisted
07-08-2005, 01:09 PM
i printed off that pic and now every time the neighbors dog comes in the yard i just show it the pic, then it takes of running tail between its legs
yelping like it was kicked

ROYC75
07-08-2005, 01:15 PM
Damn, what's wrong with you peckerheads. Ugly people need employment too .

WolfDawg
07-08-2005, 02:50 PM
Holy shit, that's one ugly stripper:

http://vh10018.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Dato=20050528&Kategori=NEWS03&Lopenr=505280336&Ref=AR&Q=80&MaxW=525&MaxH=390&Site=DN&Q=96&Border=0&Title=0

what I want to know is why the parents let their 16 year old boy get that tattoo on his chest.