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07-09-2005, 05:24 PM

I've been wondering about this for a long time- Arrowhead is cursed, man! Cursed! I'm telling you now- some unforgiving louse in the South established a curse on the Chiefs just before the famed "longest game" between us and the Dolphins. Think about it! Nothing has gone right since. Players died during their prime. Playoff games rendered us losers. And need I say any more than Blackledge?

Some black southern woman with lots of colorful beads who knows how to summon demons with playful hands, loud chants, and a bowl of fire put a curse on the Chiefs before that game. And then she died. The damn curse she put on us killed her!

So, how do you remove the curse?

Burn down Arrowhead?

Send Ryan Sims down there to sit on the face of one of her remaining relatives?

Piss on her grave?

We gotta do something, man. We're cursed. Dat bitch!

07-09-2005, 05:25 PM
We needs to harness our chi...

Repulse the monkey.

07-09-2005, 05:51 PM
We could ask Boston how they got rid of theirs.

07-09-2005, 05:55 PM
Doug Williams put a curse on the old stadium in Tampa. They tore it down, built a new one, and the Bucs won the Super Bowl.

07-09-2005, 05:58 PM
The curse happened when Lamar Hunt appointed Al Davis to negotiate the AFL-NFL merger.