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|Zach|
07-12-2005, 04:22 PM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Bowser
07-12-2005, 04:24 PM
Laugh in their face.

Dawson4004
07-12-2005, 04:24 PM
Take him to a Chiefs game....

TRing
07-12-2005, 04:25 PM
Take him to a Chiefs game....
works everytime!

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 04:25 PM
It's a female. I was telling Zach there is nothing worse than a female football fan...generally they are football ignorant.

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 04:26 PM
I couldn't imagine having Martz as a coach.

Dawson4004
07-12-2005, 04:27 PM
espically(sp) a female Rams fan!

SoCalBronco
07-12-2005, 04:27 PM
My college roommate for 3 years was a die hard Raiders fan and we had polar opposite views on politics.

Yet, we had a great time together. Dont fret too much in the beginning. It might turn out great.

TRing
07-12-2005, 04:27 PM
ya she will be probably be pretty stubborn in her ways... all i can say is good luck

Dawson4004
07-12-2005, 04:29 PM
My college roommate for 3 years was a die hard Raiders fan and we had polar opposite views on politics.

Yet, we had a great time together. Dont fret too much in the beginning. It might turn out great.

wow you lucked out...you guys never home at the same time?

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 04:30 PM
My college roommate for 3 years was a die hard Raiders fan and we had polar opposite views on politics.

Yet, we had a great time together. Dont fret too much in the beginning. It might turn out great.
I never knew you did hard time SoCal. :)

FloridaChief
07-12-2005, 04:41 PM
What shall I do?

Do what must be done. Show no mercy...


http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Palpatine.jpg

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 04:56 PM
Is she hot?

Simplex3
07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
Kique his/her ass Seebass!

Simplex3
07-12-2005, 04:58 PM
Is she hot?
Wouldn't a hot chick just find some schmoe to pay the extra rent instead of looking for a roommate?

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 04:59 PM
Is she hot?
She is a good looking chick.

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 05:04 PM
Kique his/her ass Seebass!
Hooray!

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 05:06 PM
She is a good looking chick.
Good. We'll expect pics. How did you end up with her?

Nzoner
07-12-2005, 05:08 PM
She is a good looking chick.

Lie like a mofo at least until the Govenor's cup.

KCFalcon59
07-12-2005, 05:11 PM
You need to re-evaluate you're screening process.

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 05:20 PM
Good. We'll expect pics. How did you end up with her?
I bathe every day.

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 05:22 PM
I bathe every day.

Take showers you freak.

J Diddy
07-12-2005, 05:22 PM
Wouldn't a hot chick just find some schmoe to pay the extra rent instead of looking for a roommate?

enter zach

aka schmoe

Donger
07-12-2005, 05:24 PM
Take showers you freak.

Ah. Now I understand the Onion homosexual thread you started.

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 05:25 PM
I thought maybe she lost a bet.

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 05:26 PM
Ah. Now I understand the Onion homosexual thread you started.

Yeah. The only computer in the world that can visit www.theonion.com is in my shower.

J Diddy
07-12-2005, 05:26 PM
Ah. Now I understand the Onion homosexual thread you started.

If you take showers you're a homosexual.

:hmmm:

I ain't buying it.

Donger
07-12-2005, 05:27 PM
Yeah. The only computer in the world that can visit www.theonion.com is in my shower.

Heh. Touchy.

Donger
07-12-2005, 05:28 PM
If you take showers you're a homosexual.

:hmmm:

I ain't buying it.

No.

If you get a BJ from a guy while showering, you're well on your way, however.

J Diddy
07-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Yeah. The only computer in the world that can visit www.theonion.com is in my shower.

You have a computer in your shower?


That is odd indeed.

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 05:47 PM
Don't introduce her to JennyGump. You might lose your roommate.

|Zach|
07-12-2005, 05:48 PM
Don't introduce her to JennyGump. You might lose your roommate.
ROFL

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 05:49 PM
You have a computer in your shower?


That is odd indeed.

I get all of my best thread ideas in the shower.

keg in kc
07-12-2005, 09:32 PM
Well, since it's a decent looking chick, I'd probably let it ride. Although if it became annoying, I think I'd condescend to allowing her to service me once, but then withhold my magnificent member from her until she abrogated her disgusting lamb affiliation.

But since this is you, and not me, I'd probably say you should threaten to walk around the house naked until she becomes a chiefs fan. If that won't scare her straight, nothing will.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-12-2005, 09:45 PM
What shall I do?


Kill him. You'll feel better.

RedNFeisty
07-12-2005, 10:27 PM
Wouldn't a hot chick just find some schmoe to pay the extra rent instead of looking for a roommate?

That would not be very smart of the hot chick, then she has to put up with the schmoe.

RedNFeisty
07-12-2005, 10:29 PM
Zach, you should just have fun with her any way you see fit! :p

Spicy McHaggis
07-12-2005, 10:30 PM
She is a good looking chick.


Then I suggest letting her know in a variation of "rodeo". During sex grab on to her hair with one hand and yell "Faulk isn't good enough to hold Priest's jock!!!".

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 10:33 PM
That would not be very smart of the hot chick, then she has to put up with the schmoe.
That's not fair to call Zack a schmoe. I see him as more of a schmuck. :p

Simplex3
07-12-2005, 11:02 PM
I get all of my best thread ideas in the shower.
...because the only good idea you ever have is "HEY! I should beat off!"

el borracho
07-12-2005, 11:27 PM
espically(sp) a female Rams fan!
A female Rams fan? ... ewe!

Rudy lost the toss
07-12-2005, 11:31 PM
What shall I do?
Take pics of her and then post them here

Mr. Kotter
07-12-2005, 11:32 PM
Put Icy Hot in her panties..... :hmmm:

Ari Chi3fs
07-12-2005, 11:33 PM
start working out Zach... get in shape and **** some of her friends... it will be a poon factory.

Mr. Kotter
07-12-2005, 11:35 PM
start working out Zach... get in shape and **** some of her friends... it will be a poon factory.

If that's your goal, Zach...you definitely don't want to put Icy Hot or Ben Gay in the crotch of her panties. That would pretty much nullify that possible scenario. :hmmm:

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 11:36 PM
start working out Zach... get in shape and **** some of her friends... it will be a poon factory.

"Zach's Poon Factory" would be a great name for a porn film.

Mr. Kotter
07-12-2005, 11:37 PM
"Zach's Poon Factory" would be a great name for a porn film.

BigDaddy could direct it... :hmmm:

Pants
07-12-2005, 11:38 PM
BigDaddy could direct it... :hmmm:

ROFL

Damn, lotsa funny shit being said tonight.

Ari Chi3fs
07-12-2005, 11:43 PM
www.poonfactory.com ? its available. heh.

Count Zarth
07-12-2005, 11:43 PM
Can I be the grip?

Ari Chi3fs
07-12-2005, 11:47 PM
Can I be the grip?

you would be best suited for "fluffer".

Simplex3
07-12-2005, 11:52 PM
www.poonfactory.com ? its available. heh.
That's pretty damn amazing actually....

Simplex3
07-12-2005, 11:53 PM
you would be best suited for "fluffer".
That would only work if the talent was blind.

...and deaf. Nobody can get wood listening to Star Wars talk.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-13-2005, 12:02 AM
Having a female roommate would be sweet, no matter what football team she followed. Only if she's hot, though. If she becomes a nuisance, tell her to put out or put her out.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-13-2005, 12:17 AM
She is a good looking chick.

Awwee, so she is attractive. Well then, tell her to make like the Real World, and f#ck you.

luv
07-13-2005, 12:24 AM
Having a female roommate would be sweet, no matter what football team she followed. Only if she's hot, though. If she becomes a nuisance, tell her to put out or put her out.
I'm simply going to shake my head :shake:, keep my opinions to myself, and write this off as the "typical male" thread.

Rausch
07-13-2005, 12:50 AM
You should put him out of his misery...

CoMoChief
07-13-2005, 02:17 AM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?



Leave it to me Zach. Being most of my friends at MU are from St. Louis, and are Rams fans, I know exactly what you do. You just make fun of Mike Martz and it will piss off ANY Rams fan because they all know that he's a huge piece of poop but they dont wanna admit it.

But prepare yourself for some "Well the Rams have been to 2 Super Bowls in the last 6 seasons and have won one of them, when's the last time the Chiefs won a Super Bowl?" You can easily counter that with something like "look at the head to head match-ups" or "You play in a division whos teams are equal to those of the NFL Europe League."

If you need to reach me for more Rams tips give me a call.

Saulbadguy
07-13-2005, 05:58 AM
Smother her with a pillow while she sleeps.

cadmonkey
07-13-2005, 06:10 AM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?


Tell him you are an Adam Vinatieri fan

chagrin
07-13-2005, 06:38 AM
Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Mr. Kotter
07-13-2005, 06:53 AM
Kill her, and F her while she's warm

Holy crap; that violates even my very low threshold for what's appropriate.... :spock:

Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it.... :hmmm:

Bearcat
07-13-2005, 07:02 AM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Wow... that's... ugh... wow.


Paint F*ck St. Louis on the walls. All of them. Write it on her forehead when she's sleeping. Start every conversation with it. Replace random pages in her books with pages that repeat it over and over and over. Write it on the mirrors. Send her letters. Send her emails. Answer the phone that way, especially if you know it's for her. Send her flowers with it written on the card. And oh yeah, burn all her Rams crap.

ptlyon
07-13-2005, 07:52 AM
Just ask him who keeps owning the Govenor's Cup.

chagrin
07-13-2005, 08:22 AM
"Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't think of it...."


That sounds like the more likely of the two...
that "said" I apologize if that did offend anyone. Just testing the limits

StcChief
07-13-2005, 08:33 AM
If he/she is smart and take off the homer glasses, to see the Lambs for what they are....

A lucky (ankle tackle SB win),
not so good football team, riding off their two SB appearances. (out coached and punked by the Pats)

With a terrible coach, bad owner and organization.

They will soon fade back to their mediocre ways.

Maybe move back to LA so STL can get a real team.

|Zach|
07-13-2005, 04:08 PM
This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.

Calcountry
07-13-2005, 04:39 PM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?"Don't hesitate, do what needs to be done!"

Skip Towne
07-13-2005, 04:53 PM
This thread got interesting while I was at work. I will have to take some ideas under advisment and respectfully decline others. Heh.
What kind of work are you doing?

|Zach|
07-13-2005, 04:58 PM
What kind of work are you doing?
I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

Hydrae
07-13-2005, 05:25 PM
I think we need pics before we can advise you properly.

Don't forget the camera in her overhead light. Try here (http://www.x10.com) for some ideas.

(How can this have gone so long without this?)

Thig Lyfe
07-13-2005, 05:26 PM
I get all of my best thread ideas in the shower.

How do you deal with the smell if you've never showered?

Count Zarth
07-13-2005, 05:32 PM
How do you deal with the smell if you've never showered?

Funny stuff...

Mr. Kotter
07-13-2005, 05:53 PM
I have served tables at Country Clubs for a long time. I had an in down here at a high dollar club. After checking it out (the place was immaculate) I just shuddered thinking about dealing with of those people again even though the money was good. I pulled a 180 and called a friend who got me a job at a place called WoodBrite. I work outside restoring and preserving wooden things like decks and fences. 40-45 hours a week and they pay me every Friday. It gets a bit tough sometimes but I like it. Perfect for a summer job. I have never really worked outside so it took some getting used to but I like it alot.

You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr. :thumb:



:spock:

On second thought.... :shake:

jk, Phil
:p

RedThat
07-13-2005, 06:09 PM
What shall I do?

I am moving at the first of August it turns out my roomie is a Rams fan. Any suggestions or brainwashing techniques to rid the person I live with of this awful affliction?

Flirt with her. If that doesnt go well, you can always talk about the rams.

|Zach|
07-13-2005, 06:49 PM
You went from being a "KCChiefsman, Jr." to being Phildo, Jr. :thumb:



:spock:

On second thought.... :shake:

jk, Phil
:p
I always thought I was just Zach. That seems to get enough discriptors around here with out bringing other people comparisons into the mix. ROFL

Calcountry
07-13-2005, 07:16 PM
"Don't hesitate, do what needs to be done!"I swear to God I had not read the thread when I posted this. A lot of us seem to be on the same page, lmao.

|Zach|
07-13-2005, 07:19 PM
I swear to God I had not read the thread when I posted this. A lot of us seem to be on the same page, lmao.
ROFL