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Electric
07-12-2005, 08:29 PM
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

" The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Fairplay
07-12-2005, 08:32 PM
So much for that joke.

I clicked on the word, Ice Cream and got a website selling ice cream stuff.

Are you pimping this site or what?

ENDelt260
07-12-2005, 08:36 PM
So much for that joke.

I clicked on the word, Ice Cream and got a website selling ice cream stuff.

Are you pimping this site or what?
I think you've got some spyware, son.

Electric
07-12-2005, 08:39 PM
I think you've got some spyware, son.

Naw, the link was there. I didn't click on it because I thought they were just highlighting the fact the kid got some ice cream.

I've deactivated the link.

Electric
07-12-2005, 08:39 PM
So much for that joke.

I clicked on the word, Ice Cream and got a website selling ice cream stuff.

Are you pimping this site or what?

Nope, Dumb Kid (or old man)!!!

Douche Baggins
07-12-2005, 09:02 PM
Awesome!

StcChief
07-12-2005, 09:09 PM
Just stupid.

PastorMikH
07-12-2005, 09:26 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

RedNFeisty
07-12-2005, 10:31 PM
That was cute.

Skip Towne
07-12-2005, 10:38 PM
That was cute.
Yes it was. Wanna fool around?

ENDelt260
07-13-2005, 12:39 AM
Yes it was. Wanna fool around?
Nice transition.

On a somewhat related note, over the weekend I tried out Bob Dole's line... "Wanna go halves on a bastard?" The response? "What's a bastard?"

I wonder how some women remember to breathe.

Rausch
07-13-2005, 12:43 AM
Nice transition.

On a somewhat related note, over the weekend I tried out Bob Dole's line... "Wanna go halves on a bastard?" The response? "What's a bastard?"

Don't tempt fate (or drunk whores who know you make good money.)