View Full Version : Owen Wilson, aka "The Butterscotch Stallion," is a butt-licker

siberian khatru
07-13-2005, 11:18 AM


IT takes more than a cheeky blind item in PAGE SIX to aggravate Owen Wilson. We recently ran a "Just asking" about a "blond stud nicknamed the 'Butterscotch Stallion' " who brought a woman back to his hotel room and "proceeded to lick her buttocks for over two hours." Readers familiar with Wilson's 'Butterscotch Stallion' moniker correctly guessed his identity, but the easygoing actor was hardly embarrassed. "It's like, 'Who cares?' " Wilson told Rolling Stone when asked about the item. "I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan. And wasn't it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I'll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you've got to, like, you know . . ."

07-13-2005, 11:20 AM
Oh, I thought this had to do with "Butterscotch Scanlon".

Carry on.

07-13-2005, 11:24 AM

07-13-2005, 09:00 PM
She musta had a tasty butt!

07-13-2005, 09:05 PM
She musta had a tasty butt!

Perhaps he was just trying to get rid of the taste of his own cooking.