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Hammock Parties
07-13-2005, 02:40 PM
Missouri is No. 1 in slacking off at work
Survey finds average U.S. worker spends two hours a day surfing the Web, running errands or staring into space.

By MSN Money staff and wire reports

A new survey suggests that we’re a nation of slackers -- worse at wasting time at work than even human resources professional suspected. According to an informally conducted poll, the average worker wastes more than two hours a day, not including lunch. Younger workers slack off more than older ones, and men and women waste about the same amount of time

Although gender played no part in time wasting, geography loomed large. The No. 1 state for wasting time was Missouri, where workers who responded to the survey reported slacking off 3 hours and 12 minutes a day.

The other top time-wasting states were:

2. Indiana 2.8 hrs/day
3. Kentucky 2.8 hrs/day
4. Wisconsin 2.8 hrs/day
5. Nevada 2.7 hrs/day.

The survey didn't look at why Missouri is the worst in the nation. Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt was a little prickly. "Nobody can match the work ethic of Missourians. This survey, which our busiest citizens did not want to waste their time on, cannot undermine decades of experience. Missouri workers are among the most productive in the world."

07-13-2005, 02:42 PM
Texas is #1 in dumbass' though please never move here and f up our curve.

07-13-2005, 02:43 PM
"Nobody can match the work ethic of Missourians. "

Well, he's right.

Missouri workers are among the most productive in the world.


07-13-2005, 02:49 PM
I call BS and let me just Say that ... well maybe after my nap. Oh crap!! Never mind here comes the boss I'll get back to you.

Eh, it worked in the other thread :shrug:

07-13-2005, 02:49 PM
If you weren't such a slacker you could have done a search and realized this has already been posted.....twice.



07-13-2005, 02:53 PM
texas... home to re-posters

07-13-2005, 02:56 PM
The funny thing is, gochiefs busted Hydrae's ass for re-posting.


Hammock Parties
07-13-2005, 03:40 PM
Damn! I could have sworn it wasn't posted!

07-13-2005, 03:45 PM
Now we know why the Planet is always busy.

07-13-2005, 05:35 PM
Now we know why the Planet is always busy.

I was thinking the same thing.

It's all Kyle's fault. :D