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dirk digler
07-13-2005, 02:49 PM
How come we weren't invited? Damn your woman is sexy toyboy.

ROFL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=355630&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

Toyboy', 31, marries his 70-year-old sweetheart
08:09am 13th July 2005

Gochiefs and Edna Martin: 'Love at first sight'
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2005/07/grannytoyboySWN130705_100x110.jpg

For sprightly grandmother-of-three Edna Townsend, it was definitely love at first sight. And to Gochiefs Martin, who was still in his twenties at the time, she was the woman of his dreams.

After that fateful first meeting, the pair began dating and soon embarked on a full-blown romance with little thought for the small matter of their 39-year age difference.

Two and a half years on, the newlyweds - now aged 70 and 31 - are off on a two-week honeymoon in Cornwall, proving that sometimes love can indeed conquer all.

Last night Gochiefs, an accomplished organ player who has been profoundly deaf since he was nine, said: "I'd never had a proper relationship before I met Edna. My life was all about music.
"She's turned my life upside down. She is definitely the woman of my dreams. I couldn't be more happy and don't care about the age gap."
The couple, who live together in Worle, Weston-super-Mare, met at a concert where Gochiefs was playing the organ. Edna restores the instruments.

"I can remember exactly what happened," said Gochiefs.

"Our mutual friend introduced us and Edna was looking very glamorous. We gave each other a big hug."

Edna said: "Coming through the stage door was this lovely man.
"It really was love at first sight. He is the friendliest, funniest and most beautiful man and we are very much in love."

The pair soon became inseparable and on Valentine's Day this year, Gochiefs proposed under Weston-super-Mare pier.

Some sneer

Edna, a retired engineer, said: "Gochiefs swept me off my feet. When he proposed he wouldn't take no for an answer. I'm the happiest woman in the world."

Gochiefs added: "I was really nervous but knew it was right. I got down on one knee and asked her if she would be my wife. She said 'Yes' and we kissed. It was incredibly romantic."

His family took the news well, he insists. "They were a little surprised but are delighted," he said. "They want us to be happy."

Edna admits that some people have found it hard to accept their relationship.
"We have had some strange reactions," she said. "Some women who are my age sort of sneer. But we have had total strangers say it's wonderful."

They have discussed the age gap and come to terms with the fact that they can never have children and grandchildren, she said.

Their 'artistic temperaments' mean the age gap doesn't matter, they insist.

The couple married last Friday at their local register office, with a ' Roaring Twenties' themed reception at the Curzon Cinema in nearby Clevedon.

Fred Smedley, chairman of the West of England Theatre Organ Society, acted as chauffeur for the day.

He said: "The age gap between the two has been talked about around here but everyone is absolutely delighted.

"They are a lovely couple and it's just fantastic they have decided to spend their lives together."

He added: "Gochiefs is gifted with the organ. He's an excellent player.
"He's not as deaf as Beethoven, but we don't think he can actually hear the majority of the stuff he plays."

Ari Chi3fs
07-13-2005, 02:52 PM
"Gochiefs is gifted with the organ... his organ. And he frequently looks at others organs while at the pee trough."

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 02:53 PM
"Gochiefs is gifted with the organ... his organ. And he frequently looks at others organs with at the pee trough."

I wonder if Edna gets jealous.

MOhillbilly
07-13-2005, 02:53 PM
Gah.distgusting. leather skin,tits like saddle bags, and 80 grit sandpaper pussy.:Lin:

chagrin
07-13-2005, 02:55 PM
Come on grandma, take out yer dentures, lemme suck on yer gums

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 02:55 PM
Gah.distgusting. leather skin,tits like saddle bags, and 80 grit sandpaper pussy.:Lin:

Not to mention a nice dry leathery...place.

MOhillbilly
07-13-2005, 02:56 PM
Not to mention a nice dry leathery...place.

you mean 80 grit sandpaper pussy???????????

Jenson71
07-13-2005, 02:57 PM
Now..Ruth Gordon I could see it, but she's the only exception.

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 02:57 PM
you mean 80 grit sandpaper pussy???????????

No the other place.

htismaqe
07-13-2005, 02:58 PM
So now they refer to playing with your own organ as "accomplished"?

Simplex3
07-13-2005, 02:59 PM
Now..Ruth Gordon I could see it, but she's the only exception.
Seek help.


http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1012/Mptv/1012/1860_0023.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Gordon,%20Ruth%20(I)

siberian khatru
07-13-2005, 03:00 PM
So now they refer to playing with your own organ as "accomplished"?


If that's true, then I'm Keith Emerson.

MOhillbilly
07-13-2005, 03:00 PM
No the other place.

hey what does grandmas pussy smell like???????/



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Depends

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 03:01 PM
hey what does grandmas pussy smell like???????/



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Depends

80 yr old milk? :hmmm:

Donger
07-13-2005, 03:02 PM
You know, if you'd just posted the picture by itself, I would have known they were English.

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 03:03 PM
You know, if you'd just posted the picture by itself, I would have known they were English.

How so?

Donger
07-13-2005, 03:05 PM
How so?

Just experience. But specifically, his teeth and the fact that every 70 woman in Britain looks like that.

Simplex3
07-13-2005, 03:06 PM
Jenson, if you're going to be tapping an old chick actress at least go the Ann-Margret or Sophia Loren route.

Simplex3
07-13-2005, 03:07 PM
80 yr old milk? :hmmm:
You're having a rough day, aren't you?

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 03:08 PM
You're having a rough day, aren't you?

Always.

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 03:09 PM
Just experience. But specifically, his teeth and the fact that every 70 woman in Britain looks like that.


I don't buy that you like old women. You were turned on when your MIL walked in on you weren't you? :p

Jenson71
07-13-2005, 03:09 PM
Jenson, if you're going to be tapping an old chick actress at least go the Ann-Margret or Sophia Loren route.

No, I just said it cause of Harold and Maude.

Simplex3
07-13-2005, 03:11 PM
No, I just said it cause of Harold and Maude.
Oh. See my earlier graphic from another thread:

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Donger
07-13-2005, 03:12 PM
I don't buy that you like old women. You were turned on when your MIL walked in on you weren't you? :p

Heh. No. I can honestly say that I'm not a GILF hunter.

dirk digler
07-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Heh. No. I can honestly say that I'm not a GILF hunter.

Finch: "Grandmother ****er."

Count Zarth
07-13-2005, 03:40 PM
Gawd that's ****ed up.

KChiefsQT
07-13-2005, 05:31 PM
Wow...someone married HIM? She's a hottie too... how was lovemaking on the honeymoon?

Count Zarth
06-24-2006, 09:19 PM
What?