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Logical
07-14-2005, 12:40 AM
Yes there was a reason there were no women in the first poll, that is because this is an ongoing series. Step aside RainMan leave it to the amateurs.

So now you get stuck with a woman and folks it is forever, yep no hope of leaving this place. You are going to be stuck with one of these women but it ain't your choice.

You only get to choose who you will not get stuck with otherwise random chance will leave you with one of the other 9.

Haha Vlad is cruel, so you knew that, first you had to be stuck with a guy and now you can only avoid one of these females.

Simplex3
07-14-2005, 12:46 AM
This should be a landslide.

Der Flöprer
07-14-2005, 12:50 AM
This should be a landslide.


ROFL

Frazod
07-14-2005, 12:53 AM
Public poll.... goddamn, you're just out to make trouble, aren't you? :evil:

Logical
07-14-2005, 12:54 AM
Public poll.... goddamn, you're just out to make trouble, aren't you? :evil:

Who me? What ever would make someone think that?

Logical
07-14-2005, 12:55 AM
LOL, Zach is afraid to be stuck with Jenny, who would have thunk it? Me my greatest fear would be VonnieMarie because she would want to talk about the Royals non-stop.

|Zach|
07-14-2005, 12:57 AM
LOL, Zach is afraid to be stuck with Jenny, who would have thunk it? Me my greatest fear would be VonnieMarie because she would want to talk about the Royals non-stop.
:)

I don't know if I could keep up with her labido. And when he doesn't get what she wants it is bad news.

Frazod
07-14-2005, 12:59 AM
You failed to take one thing into account, Jim.

If you're stuck on a desert island with somebody, you can do whatever you want to them without fear of repercussions (or vice versa).

Like beat them to death with the nearest coconut. :$2500:

Not that there's anybody here who would wish to do such a thing to anyone on that list....

Boise_Chief
07-14-2005, 01:01 AM
Badgirl

Best Avatar on the Planet

Simplex3
07-14-2005, 01:05 AM
Badgirl

Best Avatar on the Planet
You didn't read the directions very well, did you?

Frazod
07-14-2005, 01:08 AM
You didn't read the directions very well, did you?

I suspect that may be by design. :hmmm:

Logical
07-14-2005, 01:09 AM
You failed to take one thing into account, Jim.

If you're stuck on a desert island with somebody, you can do whatever you want to them without fear of repercussions (or vice versa).

Like beat them to death with the nearest coconut. :$2500:

Not that there's anybody here who would wish to do such a thing to anyone on that list....

Feel free to choose avoid the ones you might want to off. But you are supposed to choose someone. No scaredy cat lions.

luv
07-14-2005, 01:12 AM
Well, I know I don't usually win the popularity contests. Not being included in the choices, I guess I won't feel as bad as I would if I were included and everyone voted for me on not wanting me there. Always an upside I guess.

patteeu
07-14-2005, 01:14 AM
I messed up and voted for Chiefs4me. I thought it was supposed to be the one you wanted to be stranded with and Chiefs4me's posting style is HOT HOT HOT!

Simplex3
07-14-2005, 01:16 AM
Hey Vlad, is this actually one of those tests where the teacher tells you to read all the questions first and the last question says don't do any of the test and just hand it in blank?

Logical
07-14-2005, 01:33 AM
Hey Vlad, is this actually one of those tests where the teacher tells you to read all the questions first and the last question says don't do any of the test and just hand it in blank?No, but it appears people believe it is, or they are just scaredy cats.:D

Logical
07-14-2005, 01:35 AM
Well, I know I don't usually win the popularity contests. Not being included in the choices, I guess I won't feel as bad as I would if I were included and everyone voted for me on not wanting me there. Always an upside I guess. It was tough going with only 10 but the integrity of the sampling method demanded it.;)

luv
07-14-2005, 01:42 AM
It was tough going with only 10 but the integrity of the sampling method demanded it.;)
I'm not offended at not being included. Actually, I didn't expect to be.

I voted for Tommykat. She's pretty cool, and she talks dad into paying for things for me whenever I am perfectly capable of paying myself and offering to do so. She also gives a lot of compliments and encouragement, but also is not afraid to tell me what I don't want to hear.

Rausch
07-14-2005, 01:43 AM
JennyGump.

Trapped on a desert Island I'd kill meme as my first order of business. She'd be the first one I'd vote on the island.

Gump however would likely tire of my ****-head charm rather quickly and having a chick kick my ass would only make a bad situation feel that much worse.

luv
07-14-2005, 01:44 AM
I'm not offended at not being included. Actually, I didn't expect to be.

I voted for Tommykat. She's pretty cool, and she talks dad into paying for things for me whenever I am perfectly capable of paying myself and offering to do so. She also gives a lot of compliments and encouragement, but also is not afraid to tell me what I don't want to hear.
CRAP!!! DUH!!!! :doh!:

I knew the rules and still voted for who I wanted....UGH! :banghead:

Logical
07-14-2005, 01:44 AM
I'm not offended at not being included. Actually, I didn't expect to be.

I voted for Tommykat. She's pretty cool, and she talks dad into paying for things for me whenever I am perfectly capable of paying myself and offering to do so. She also gives a lot of compliments and encouragement, but also is not afraid to tell me what I don't want to hear.

I am guessing you did not read the poll question.

Rausch
07-14-2005, 01:47 AM
I am guessing you did not read the poll question.

She's not much of a reader... :evil:

luv
07-14-2005, 01:47 AM
I am guessing you did not read the poll question.
I did read it. Understood too. :doh!:

luv
07-14-2005, 01:48 AM
She's not much of a reader... :evil:


4321






ROFL

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 09:13 AM
Where's the "all of the above" option? I could just slam coconuts into the side of my head for a few days every month to simulate the innumerable joys of female companionship.

Goapics1
07-14-2005, 09:48 AM
No Pink?

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 09:58 AM
I went with Jazzlover, she would probably kick my butt within five days!!

Mr. Kotter
07-14-2005, 10:07 AM
No Pink?

Mod abuse: Phil deleted her as a choice.... ;)

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 10:11 AM
I went with Jazzlover, she would probably kick my butt within five days!!Or talk you to death.

Goapics1
07-14-2005, 10:11 AM
Mod abuse: Phil deleted her as a choice.... ;)
He's the boss. or so he thinks.

Count Alex's Losses
07-14-2005, 10:14 AM
I am proud to not be included in the poll.

Mr. Kotter
07-14-2005, 10:16 AM
Crap, I misread the poll.... :banghead:

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 10:17 AM
Crap, I misread the poll....Holy crap, you can read?!!?

Mr. Kotter
07-14-2005, 10:22 AM
Holy crap, you can read?!!?

heh....no, allow me clarify: is was misread to me... :D

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 11:07 AM
Or talk you to death. No, I would be the one talking to much which in return would cause my ass whoopin.

chagrin
07-14-2005, 11:53 AM
Okay, chiefs4me



sorry about that, carry on.


Got paid a day early, not thinking clearly...

Simplex3
07-14-2005, 12:05 PM
I'd have to go with nudie beach Jenny, good head on her shoulders too, seems like anyway.
Your head doesn't appear to be squarly on today, however. The directions weren't that hard to follow.

chagrin
07-14-2005, 12:07 PM
I fixed it, thanks for kicking me, I needed the wake up call!!

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 12:10 PM
I can not believe I am not leading the pack. Everyone should know that if they get stranded on an island with me, Clint would be looking for us and would more then likely slit our throats thinking we were naughty once we were found! Come on boys you know you wouldn’t want to get stuck with me!

Damn, I can’t even with at this game. ROFL

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 12:12 PM
I can not believe I am not leading the pack. Everyone should know that if they get stranded on an island with me, Clint would be looking for us and would more then likely slit our throats thinking we were naughty once we were found! Come on boys you know you wouldn’t want to get stuck with me!

Damn, I can’t even with at this game. Is this the right time to say "your a looser!"?

chagrin
07-14-2005, 12:13 PM
I figured they were throwing the marriage part out for this

Braincase
07-14-2005, 12:45 PM
No, I would be the one talking to much which in return would cause my ass whoopin.

Nah - just a spanking.

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 12:46 PM
Nah - just a spanking.With a whip made from coconut fiber?

Wow, if I could find a way to put that much thought into my work today....

DJay23
07-14-2005, 12:55 PM
Crap, I misread the poll.... :banghead:
In my case I didn't read, I just voted.

Damn you Vlad for making us pay attention! :cuss:

Scaga
07-14-2005, 01:07 PM
Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sorry Red, I wasn't paying attention. ROFL

go bowe
07-14-2005, 01:11 PM
Or talk you to death.ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bowe
07-14-2005, 01:13 PM
I can not believe I am not leading the pack. Everyone should know that if they get stranded on an island with me, Clint would be looking for us and would more then likely slit our throats thinking we were naughty once we were found! Come on boys you know you wouldn’t want to get stuck with me!

Damn, I can’t even with at this game. ROFLi ain't afraid of no clint... :mad: :mad: :mad:

go bowe
07-14-2005, 01:15 PM
oh, i voted for carlotta because that tongue scares me...

BIG_DADDY
07-14-2005, 04:12 PM
.

Katipan
07-14-2005, 04:21 PM
i can climb vertical coconut trees barefoot
i can spear fish
i can build a dentist office out of bamboo and palm fronds.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:26 PM
Nah - just a spanking.

:shake: I don't think she is into that.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:26 PM
i can climb vertical coconut trees barefoot
i can spear fish
i can build a dentist office out of bamboo and palm fronds..

I certainly wouldn't leave you behind!! :p

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:27 PM
Is this the right time to say "your a looser!"?


Yep! Which ever way you mean it! :)

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:28 PM
I figured they were throwing the marriage part out for this

Some things the gates of hell can't even stop.

chagrin
07-14-2005, 04:31 PM
Some things the gates of hell can't even stop.


:Lin:

chiefs4me
07-14-2005, 04:32 PM
I messed up and voted for Chiefs4me. I thought it was supposed to be the one you wanted to be stranded with and Chiefs4me's posting style is HOT HOT HOT!



Why thank you...I meant to tell you how cute your rep comment was...so now I am...I loved it.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:33 PM
:Lin:

That doesn't make sense to me.

chagrin
07-14-2005, 04:34 PM
I assumed you were talking about your devotion to your marriage, so I sent forth the vomit smiley...nevermind, meant in jest anyway

Clint in Wichita
07-14-2005, 04:36 PM
Anyone stuck on an island with RnF would end up with a severed penis and a fiddler crab jammed up his arse within 2 weeks.

2 weeks being the maximum length of time between the end of a period and the start of PMS.

If you need any tips on how to remove a fiddler crab from your arse, contact me.

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 04:38 PM
2 weeks being the maximum length of time between the end of a period and the start of PMS.Wait a second. The start of PMS? You mean it's not perpetual?

chagrin
07-14-2005, 04:41 PM
Anyone stuck on an island with RnF would end up with a severed penis and a fiddler crab jammed up his arse within 2 weeks.

2 weeks being the maximum length of time between the end of a period and the start of PMS.

If you need any tips on how to remove a fiddler crab from your arse, contact me.


ROFL ROFL
Fiddler crab, HILARIOUS!!!

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:42 PM
I assumed you were talking about your devotion to your marriage, so I sent forth the vomit smiley...nevermind, meant in jest anyway

Was going to say, if you thought my comment was due to devotion and love, you don't know Clint. ROFL

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:43 PM
Anyone stuck on an island with RnF would end up with a severed penis and a fiddler crab jammed up his arse within 2 weeks.

2 weeks being the maximum length of time between the end of a period and the start of PMS.

If you need any tips on how to remove a fiddler crab from your arse, contact me.

Are you trying to say I am a psyco bitch or something!?!

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Are you trying to say I am a psyco bitch or something!?!Read more like "perfectly normal" to me. Although I'm still having a hard time wrapping myself around that "start of PMS" thing.

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 04:47 PM
Read more like "perfectly normal" to me. Although I'm still having a hard time wrapping myself around that "start of PMS" thing.Maybe it should say peak???

Clint in Wichita
07-14-2005, 04:48 PM
Are you trying to say I am a psyco bitch or something!?!


No, honey...put the crustacean down and slowly back away.

chagrin
07-14-2005, 04:49 PM
No, honey...put the crustacean down and slowly back away.

Clint dude, you are too much!
ROFL

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 04:49 PM
No, honey...put the crustacean down and slowly back away.Crabs, eh?

chagrin
07-14-2005, 04:50 PM
Crabs, eh?


Look at their cute little legs!

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 04:51 PM
Crabs, eh?

So now I am a PMS'ing psyco bitch that has crab!?! Great. ROFL

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 04:56 PM
So now I am a PMS'ing psyco bitch that has crab!?!Fellas, this is what is commonly referred to as a "trap question". Other examples are "does this dress make me look fat?" or "do these pants make my ass look big?".

When faced with a question of this type, DO NOT ANSWER. Simply mumble incoherently and swing your head in a motion that could be interpreted as either nodding in affirmation or shaking in dissent. Hopefully she'll take this as the answer she wants (or at least the least offensive answer) and you will escape with your scrotum intact.

Lessons like this are important for survival on the Island.

patteeu
07-14-2005, 04:58 PM
Why thank you...I meant to tell you how cute your rep comment was...so now I am...I loved it.

You're welcome. I don't know why people give you such a hard time. But I guess you do make it fun for them sometimes. Hang in there.

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 05:00 PM
Fellas, this is what is commonly referred to as a "trap question". Other examples are "does this dress make me look fat?" or "do these pants make my ass look big?".Another good one is "Did you forget to take out the trash or do I need to scrape the fish stink out of my panties".

Either way you're f@cked.

RedNFeisty
07-14-2005, 05:01 PM
Fellas, this is what is commonly referred to as a "trap question". Other examples are "does this dress make me look fat?" or "do these pants make my ass look big?".

When faced with a question of this type, DO NOT ANSWER. Simply mumble incoherently and swing your head in a motion that could be interpreted as either nodding in affirmation or shaking in dissent. Hopefully she'll take this as the answer she wants (or at least the least offensive answer) and you will escape with your scrotum intact.

Lessons like this are important for survival on the Island.



ROFL Holy shit that was funny!!

Great Response, but what do you do when your scrotum is in hand and a answer is demanded!?!

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 05:03 PM
ROFL Holy shit that was funny!!

Great Response, but what do you do when your scrotum is in hand and a answer is demanded!?!You say good bye to the nut pouch and get a good lawyer.

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 05:04 PM
Great Response, but what do you do when your scrotum is in hand and a answer is demanded!?!Well, that would be my own damned fault for letting this theoretical woman catch my poor testes unawares. A man must always be on guard, for woman is devious and ever ready to strike instantly and without mercy at the most sensitive area within her reach. A wise man is a wary man.

chiefs4me
07-14-2005, 05:08 PM
I never did believe in hitting a man in that spot...especially one I was with, why damage the goods. I also suppose it has something to do with having 3 sons...

Clint in Wichita
07-14-2005, 05:08 PM
ROFL Holy shit that was funny!!

Great Response, but what do you do when your scrotum is in hand and a answer is demanded!?!

I'd take Carlos Mencia's advice:

Yes, honey, you are a PMSing psycho bitch that has crabs!

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 05:09 PM
Yes, honey, you are a PMSing psycho bitch that has crabs!Ah, the truth. I'd never thought of that. :hmmm:

StcChief
07-14-2005, 05:11 PM
No libbers.

Rain Man
07-14-2005, 06:04 PM
i can climb vertical coconut trees barefoot
i can spear fish
i can build a dentist office out of bamboo and palm fronds.

How's your fugu?

Logical
07-14-2005, 09:29 PM
No Pink?I was afraid of the username change that might ensue.:D

angel
07-14-2005, 09:36 PM
I voted for myself so that I don't have to be stuck on the island at all.

Rain Man
07-14-2005, 09:38 PM
I'm kind of surprised that so many people wouldn't want to be on a desert island with memyselfI. Do you not realize that there are no witnesses on a desert island?

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 09:41 PM
I voted for myself so that I don't have to be stuck on the island at all.


I voted for you without understanding the poll. Sorry, Angel.

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 09:45 PM
I voted for you without understanding the poll. Sorry, Angel.I also voted for her but that's only because she's provided photographic evidence.

I'm sure that all of the other ladies are super fine but I don't choose island partners based off of screen names.

chiefs4me
07-14-2005, 09:49 PM
I also voted for her but that's only because she's provided photographic evidence.

I'm sure that all of the other ladies are super fine but I don't choose island partners based off of screen names.



Maybe you should visit some picture threads...most us have posted pictures.

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 09:50 PM
Maybe you should visit some picture threads...most of have posted pictures.You just got moved to last place. :p

angel
07-14-2005, 09:50 PM
I also voted for her but that's only because she's provided photographic evidence.

I'm sure that all of the other ladies are super fine but I don't choose island partners based off of screen names.
so you're saying you voted me off the island based on my pictures?

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 09:51 PM
so you're saying you voted me off the island based on my pictures?I didn't actually read the question.

I thought that I was voting for you.

No wonder so many people voted for Meme.

I am a f@cking retard.

angel
07-14-2005, 09:54 PM
I didn't actually read the question.

I thought that I was voting for you.

No wonder so many people voted for Meme.

I am a f@cking retard.

:)

Nzoner
07-14-2005, 09:54 PM
For those of you who know how much I despise NASCAR my vote was a no brainer.

mcan
07-14-2005, 09:54 PM
I voted for myself so that I don't have to be stuck on the island at all.


That's awesome...

Logical
07-14-2005, 10:05 PM
I didn't actually read the question.

I thought that I was voting for you.

No wonder so many people voted for Meme.

I am a f@cking retard.:evil:

jiveturkey
07-14-2005, 10:06 PM
:evil:You bastard!

You did it on purpose just so you could take advantge of the slow kid. :toast:

chiefs4me
07-14-2005, 10:11 PM
For those of you who know how much I despise NASCAR my vote was a no brainer.



:sulk:

DJay23
07-14-2005, 10:22 PM
I voted for you without understanding the poll. Sorry, Angel.
I did the same thing. Well, not that I didn't understand it, I just flat out didn't read it. I ASSumed it worked like the other one.

If Vlad weren't so damn tricky his poll would have better results. :p

angel
07-14-2005, 10:28 PM
I did the same thing. Well, not that I didn't understand it, I just flat out didn't read it. I ASSumed it worked like the other one.

If Vlad weren't so damn tricky his poll would have better results. :p
no problem

like I said, I don't even want to be on the stupid island anyway, so I'm glad you guys voted me off even though you didn't realize it

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 10:29 PM
no problem

like I said, I don't even want to be on the stupid island anyway, so I'm glad you guys voted me off even though you didn't realize it


:deevee:

I had such HUGE plans for us :deevee:

DJay23
07-14-2005, 10:30 PM
no problem

like I said, I don't even want to be on the stupid island anyway, so I'm glad you guys voted me off even though you didn't realize it
Well consider us to have done you a favor.

Nzoner
07-14-2005, 10:31 PM
no problem

like I said, I don't even want to be on the stupid island anyway, so I'm taking my toys and going home

That's better.

Logical
07-14-2005, 10:31 PM
I did the same thing. Well, not that I didn't understand it, I just flat out didn't read it. I ASSumed it worked like the other one.

If Vlad weren't so damn tricky his poll would have better results. :pHaw, ha

angel
07-14-2005, 10:33 PM
:deevee:

I had such HUGE plans for us :deevee:
then you shouldn't have voted me off... now, like I said, I'm taking my toys and going home :p

Logical
07-14-2005, 10:33 PM
Yipee, That is three threads in a row over 100, with one of them around 500. I am such a great poster.

Right Skip? ROFL

keg in kc
07-14-2005, 10:34 PM
then you shouldn't have voted me off... now, like I said, I'm taking my toys and going home By "toys" do you mean-erm, nevermind.

Jenny Gump
07-17-2005, 08:35 PM
JennyGump.

Trapped on a desert Island I'd kill meme as my first order of business. She'd be the first one I'd vote on the island.

Gump however would likely tire of my ****-head charm rather quickly and having a chick kick my ass would only make a bad situation feel that much worse.

I have been at Lake of the Ozarks this weekend. I'm catching up on my reading now...I'm gonna kick your ass anyway, so you might as well want me on the island.

ROYC75
07-17-2005, 09:26 PM
No meme for me please ..........

Vlad is cruel .

Jenson71
07-17-2005, 10:59 PM
Maybe you should visit some picture threads...most us have posted pictures.

Just kidding.

Frankie
07-17-2005, 11:30 PM
Where's the GAZ option? :shrug:

badgirl
07-22-2005, 09:03 AM
Well I don't know if its a compliment not being on the list, but I feel left out all the same. :deevee:

Just kidding Vlad, I still love ya baby. :p