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Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 09:09 AM
Juan on Juan.

Electric
07-14-2005, 09:11 AM
Juan on Juan.

Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter that had twins?

They named the first Jose.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 09:13 AM
Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter that had twins?

They named the first Jose.
I don't think that's even a joke.

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 09:14 AM
Taco calling for a mod to ban the racist in 3, 2, 1.......

Stinger
07-14-2005, 09:16 AM
I don't think that's even a joke. That how I felt about the first one in this thread. :spock:

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 09:17 AM
That how I felt about the first one in this thread. :spock:
You're welcome.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 09:18 AM
Taco calling for a mod to ban the racist in 3, 2, 1.......
Then pretend it's two white guys named Juan. The joke just isn't the same though.

HC_Chief
07-14-2005, 09:26 AM
Jesus and Jose?

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 09:28 AM
Then pretend it's two white guys named Juan. The joke just isn't the same though.

It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 09:31 AM
It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.
I figured something like that.

HemiEd
07-14-2005, 09:48 AM
this is one of the few jokes I can remember, probably because it is so short.

KCChiefsMan
07-14-2005, 09:50 AM
I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

HC_Chief
07-14-2005, 09:55 AM
I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

TMI dude.

Electric
07-14-2005, 11:19 AM
I don't think that's even a joke.

I was waiting for someone to finish it, but alas it's not been that far around.

He named the first Jose.

He named the second one HOSE B.

It might not be funny, but it is catchy if you've ever been a member of a fire department.

Scaga
07-14-2005, 11:31 AM
Jumping beans???? :spock:

oldandslow
07-14-2005, 11:38 AM
This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.

Braincase
07-14-2005, 11:42 AM
Gang remember...

It's OK to make racist jokes if you're a Mexican cartoonist, Stand-up comic of African descent, or a Japanese businessman.

But if you're caucasian, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the rest of the Rainbow Coalition will set up a protest in your front yard until you donate a quarter-million dollars to their organizations.

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 11:46 AM
Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.



Been there, done that.

We had a thread about 2 years ago that was about as racially & ethnically insensitive as it gets - ALL Races/Ethnicity/Handicaps, etc. The jokes were flying left and right, and then someone's knob get bent outta shape and the thread was dismantled.

I've no problem with those sorts of jokes, because they're just fn jokes. But, some nitwits want to make a political statement out of everything. Such is the case with many a thread here at the Planet....

HolmeZz
07-14-2005, 11:49 AM
Mexicans can take a penis, but they can't take a joke?

...or was that gays. :hmmm:

Valiant
07-14-2005, 11:50 AM
x

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 11:53 AM
x

ROFL

That's awesome!

HolmeZz
07-14-2005, 11:53 AM
I think Juan on Juan was just the name of a great gay porno beer me happened to catch the other day.

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 12:14 PM
When the first grade class came in from recess, The teacher asked, "Alice Smith, what did you do at recess?"

Alice said, "I played in the sand box."

The teacher said, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Alice did, and got a cookie.

The teacher asked Billy what he did at recess. Billy Johnson said, "I played with Alice in sand box."

The teacher said, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

Billy did, and got a cookie, too.

The teacher then asked Little Tyrone Kabali what he did at recess. Tyrone said, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."

The teacher said, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 12:18 PM
What do you call a Chinese 69?
Two Can Chew!

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 12:23 PM
How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!

Rain Man
07-14-2005, 12:24 PM
What do you call two African guys playing basketball?










Olajuwan on one.

Simplex3
07-14-2005, 12:26 PM
It's an old joke, before you were a registered member on here. Sorry.
Rep!

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 01:47 PM
How do you get an Arab woman pregnant?
Cum all over her feet and let the flies do the rest!
holy crap















ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2005, 01:47 PM
This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.
oh cripe lighten up

PostalChief
07-14-2005, 03:14 PM
Did you hear about the blond college co-ed who slept with one of her Mexican classmates?

Her professor told her she had to do an essay.

Rausch
07-14-2005, 04:32 PM
This thread is a classic, no doubt.

just brilliant

Perhaps, if we are lucky, we can get joke threads concerning all ethnic groups.

Just not about white guys, cause, as has been proven by this thread, white guys ain't funny.


Well then, make yourself useful and ask him to dance...

Rain Man
07-14-2005, 05:17 PM
What do you call two Korean bankers playing basketball?






Won on won.

Rain Man
07-14-2005, 05:33 PM
What do you call two topless women playing basketball?






Two on two.

Phobia
07-14-2005, 06:01 PM
I named my penis Jesus (mexican prononciation)

ROFL

Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

|Zach|
07-14-2005, 07:02 PM
Because it takes him 3 days to rise?
Niiice.

carlos3652
07-14-2005, 07:24 PM
Because it takes him 3 days to rise?


ROFL

Electric
07-14-2005, 07:30 PM
Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

At one point in your life that might not be so funny, but for now...

Bowser
07-14-2005, 07:32 PM
Because it takes him 3 days to rise?

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Phobia again.

(Dammit, Saul! :cuss: )

runnercyclist
07-14-2005, 07:40 PM
Where do Mexicans pay their phone bill?

Taco Bell!

ChiTown
07-14-2005, 07:40 PM
Where do Mexicans pay their phone bill?

Taco Bell!


ROFL . Nice!