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Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:23 PM
Everyone who has a dog knows that they have to go. How do you deal with your dogs do?

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 01:25 PM
Get rid of the dog. Problem solved.

Simplex3
07-15-2005, 01:25 PM
My dog weighs 7lbs. Nature takes care of his poo.

jspchief
07-15-2005, 01:26 PM
Scoop it and throw it away.

Don't get one of those things that you put in the ground that are supposed to dissolve the dog crap. They don't work.

Dave Lane
07-15-2005, 01:26 PM
Eat it. Thats probably the most efficient method I know of but certainly not the most pleasing.

I leave where it is. (at least outdoors ROFL)

Dave

beer bacon
07-15-2005, 01:27 PM
Eat it. Thats probably the most efficient method I know of but certainly not the most pleasing.

I leave where it is. (at least outdoors ROFL)

Dave

I have been regretting yelling at my dog when it was a puppy for eating its own poop. I wish I had a shit-eating dog now.

CASHMAN
07-15-2005, 01:28 PM
Let the lawn mower mow it over or get a bag and pick it up :rolleyes: .






CASHMAN.

Donger
07-15-2005, 01:29 PM
Throw it in your neighbors yard, and remember to comment that perhaps she has too many cats next time she's out there with a baffled look on her face.

CHIEF4EVER
07-15-2005, 01:29 PM
My dog weighs 7lbs. Nature takes care of his poo.

Same here. KaCey is a Miniature Pinscher.

What is the most efficient way to deal with Dog shit? Mail it to Denver or Oakland. Problem solved.

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:30 PM
Scoop it and throw it away.

Don't get one of those things that you put in the ground that are supposed to dissolve the dog crap. They don't work.But where do you throw it? On your neighbors yard?

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:31 PM
Throw it in your neighbors yard, and remember to comment that perhaps she has too many cats next time she's out there with a baffled look on her face.Beat me to it punk.

ROFL

beer bacon
07-15-2005, 01:31 PM
But where do you throw it? On your neighbors yard?

Don't follow your dog around scooping up its crap. Let that shit lie. Be a man.

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:33 PM
Scoop it and throw it away.

Don't get one of those things that you put in the ground that are supposed to dissolve the dog crap. They don't work.Since I have access to the things at wholesale, I gave that a try. It didn't work because I was too lazy to ever go pick the turds up and put them in it.

Skip Towne
07-15-2005, 01:33 PM
Same here. KaCey is a Miniature Pinscher.

Mail it to Denver or Oakland. Problem solved.
I'll bet KaCey thinks he's tough doesn't he? Every min pin I've ever seen have thought they were tough.

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:35 PM
I'll bet KaCey thinks he's tough doesn't he? Every min pin I've ever seen have thought they were tough.Speaking of tough, I bet its tough to follow a Pit bull arround and pick up its shiot.

Fezzic
07-15-2005, 01:37 PM
http://www.vapoorizer.com/infommercial_qthi.html

wasi
07-15-2005, 01:44 PM
http://www.vapoorizer.com/infommercial_qthi.html

Beat me too it! Thats from the movie Envy.. a good flick!

HemiEd
07-15-2005, 01:45 PM
I went to a smaller dog that does not shit like a horse. My grass catcher picks up his little terds.

Nzoner
07-15-2005, 01:48 PM
Find a good trainer like I did.

http://music4now.com/splog/uploadedimages/dogontoilet.jpg

CHIEF4EVER
07-15-2005, 01:49 PM
I'll bet KaCey thinks he's tough doesn't he? Every min pin I've ever seen have thought they were tough.

Yep. She is VERY protective of the "rig". Anyone coming within 20 feet is a potential "victim".

Braincase
07-15-2005, 01:51 PM
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Calcountry
07-15-2005, 01:51 PM
Find a good trainer like I did.

http://music4now.com/splog/uploadedimages/dogontoilet.jpgIt is possible, to train a cat to use the toilet. I know the procedure if any are interested.

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 01:52 PM
Take one shovel, slide gently under dog dook.

Flip wrists briskly in direction of neighbor's yard in a flicking motion.

The Pedestrian
07-15-2005, 01:57 PM
Find a way to attach a potato sack to the dog's back end (possibly by just putting two holes for its legs 6 inches from the edge and tie it on), and set it on fire in front of your neighbor's house when the bag gets full. Don't put it in front of a house where the owner will be smart enough to put it out with water...put it somewhere where they'll try to beat it out.

Simplex3
07-15-2005, 02:00 PM
It is possible, to train a cat to use the toilet. I know the procedure if any are interested.
1. Put cat in toilet.
2. Flush
3. Plunge if cat is over 6mo old

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-15-2005, 02:02 PM
What is the most efficient way to deal with Dog shit?



Pull his Broncos/Raiders hat down over his eyes and kick him in the nuts.

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 02:17 PM
1. Put cat in toilet.
2. Flush
3. Plunge if cat is over 6mo oldThanks for playing, but thats not it. I was being serious now, come on man. :p I am the Planetrdr. I take my turding serious!11 :D

Dartgod
07-15-2005, 02:20 PM
Can't believe no one has suggested yet:

Put out a bowl of antifreeze.

Simplex3
07-15-2005, 02:22 PM
I take my turding serious!11 :D
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or run...

Calcountry
07-15-2005, 03:29 PM
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or run...Well, people pay me for that expertise every day, so do what you gotta do.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 03:38 PM
I usually argue with it. But that's never seemed to work with Taco.