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Marco Polo
07-15-2005, 01:58 PM
Just wondering.

Not really famous but I've dated a former Iowa Hawkeye cheerleader and I also dated a girl who was in the Miss Iowa paegant.

tyton75
07-15-2005, 01:58 PM
A horse in Seattle

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Myself. I'll be famous someday.

cdcox
07-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Does being in the same room while they are taking a shower count?

Donger
07-15-2005, 02:00 PM
Just wondering.

Not really famous but I've dated a former Iowa Hawkeye cheerleader and I also dated a girl who was in the Miss Iowa paegant.

I was on a Midwest Express flight with Len Dawson once. He sneezed on me, and I coughed on him in return.

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:02 PM
a KU calendar girl,
does a KU women's tennis player count?

Amnorix
07-15-2005, 02:03 PM
Shook hands with Senator Biden. I think his hands were just a bit sweaty meeting someone of my stature.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 02:03 PM
I got a transfusion once of some blood donated by Keith Richards...

Braincase
07-15-2005, 02:04 PM
Kansas Junior Miss... she was 18 and still the reigning tiara wearer.

BIG_DADDY
07-15-2005, 02:04 PM
lil momma once french kissed Dolly Parton and I wasn't even there to see it I was at the gym.

I had some good times in high school with a girl who became a soap opera star but I would rather not say.

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 02:05 PM
Shook hands with Senator Biden. I think his hands were just a bit sweaty meeting someone of my stature.
Prolly just took a piss and did not wash his hands.

chagrin
07-15-2005, 02:06 PM
A gal I dated once was in a movie, mountaintop motel...Jill King - a hot redhead. That's about it though

cadmonkey
07-15-2005, 02:06 PM
I got a transfusion once of some blood donated by Keith Richards...


how are you still alive. I thought only his body was imune to his toxic blood

Bootlegged
07-15-2005, 02:07 PM
Elin Nordigrin. I drooled on her and she spit on me.

Predarat
07-15-2005, 02:10 PM
One of my ex's showed up on a milk carton once but thats about it.

siberian khatru
07-15-2005, 02:11 PM
I got a transfusion once of some blood donated by Keith Richards...


"Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons."

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 02:13 PM
Actually, come to think of it, I briefly dated a girl who was one of the cheerleaders in The Waterboy. Tiny little thing, she was, at 4'9.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 02:14 PM
how are you still alive. I thought only his body was imune to his toxic blood

Blood transfusion.

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 02:16 PM
I'm surprised no one has said Ty Law or Rich Scanlon.

Ari Chi3fs
07-15-2005, 02:20 PM
I used to date a former Miss teen Kansas... :) and by date, I mean ****ing all her available holes.

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 02:22 PM
a KU calendar girl,
does a KU women's tennis player count?

Sticking the pages of March and April together, don't count as exchanging fluids, gochiefsman.

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:31 PM
Sticking the pages of March and April together, don't count as exchanging fluids, gochiefsman.


ya

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2005, 02:31 PM
I'm married to a Miss Johnson County... also voted "Most Photogenic."

bogie
07-15-2005, 02:32 PM
In the late 1980's, A female newscaster with KOLR TV 10.

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 02:32 PM
ya

You did NOT bang a KU Calendar Girl....Not unless....admit it...you Roofied her up...

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2005, 02:33 PM
In the late 1980's, A female newscaster with KOLR TV 10.
Which one? I lived near Springfield in the late 80s...

badgirl
07-15-2005, 02:34 PM
Lex Luger (wrestler)

bogie
07-15-2005, 02:34 PM
Which one? I lived near Springfield in the late 80s...

I guess it's okay to say. We were both single back then. Lisa Forgey.

chagrin
07-15-2005, 02:35 PM
Lex Luger (wrestler)


ick

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 02:35 PM
Lex Luger (wrestler)
you touched his pee pee?

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:35 PM
You did NOT bang a KU Calendar Girl....Not unless....admit it...you Roofied her up...


no I didn't "bang" her
why don't you get off of my case dude? relax, just because something like that seems impossible for you does not mean that it would be for others :shake:


btw grow up

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 02:37 PM
no I didn't "bang" her
why don't you get off of my case dude? relax, just because something like that seems impossible for you does not mean that it would be for others :shake:


btw grow up
Just post some pics of you humping her and he will get off your ass. Simple as that.

chagrin
07-15-2005, 02:37 PM
Miss Johnson


that's pretty funny

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:37 PM
You did NOT bang a KU Calendar Girl....Not unless....admit it...you Roofied her up...


and it was about 3 or 4 years ago anyways. Jesus

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 02:39 PM
no I didn't "bang" her
why don't you get off of my case dude? relax, just because something like that seems impossible for you does not mean that it would be for others :shake:


btw grow up

no, spunkface....you started your bullshit behind the scenes today. I've seen pics of you.....in your blue blockers, licking the faces of disgusted women before. You did NOT exchange Fluids.....No way you did.

I'm convinced that if I were not married, in a "chic gettin' contest" me vs you....I'd beat you 3 to 1 if I were only speaking Skinsbra, and let gochiefs pick out my wardrobe.

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:44 PM
no, spunkface....you started your bullshit behind the scenes today. I've seen pics of you.....in your blue blockers, licking the faces of disgusted women before. You did NOT exchange Fluids.....

I'm convinced that if I were not married, in a "chic gettin' contest" me vs you....I'd beat you 3 to 1 if I were only speaking Skinsbra, and let gochiefs pick out my wardrobe.


no you started the bullshit behind the scenes when you first neg rep'd me a couple of days ago. I may not be the best looking guy in the world but I've had some success with good looking women even though it has not been anytime recently...unfortunately. But yes I licked a chicks face ON SPRING BREAK! a couple of years ago and I wore some sunglasses.....wow

and YES I did exchange fluids a few years ago with a KU Calendar Girl, I won't disclose her name however

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 02:45 PM
We're heading for the romper room.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 02:51 PM
We're heading for the romper room.

Is "Cyber Bitchslap Olympics" a sport?

If so, Iowanian is a 4-time gold medal winner.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 02:52 PM
and YES I did exchange fluids a few years ago with a KU Calendar Girl, I won't disclose her name however

Ewwww...she "pooped" on him.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 02:52 PM
Is "Cyber Bitchslap Olympics" a sport?

If so, Iowanian is a 4-time gold medal winner.Well, everybody's got to be good at one thing, I guess.

Joe Seahawk
07-15-2005, 02:52 PM
Seabiscuit

Goapics1
07-15-2005, 02:52 PM
Ewwww...she "pooped" on him.
ROFL

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 02:54 PM
well Iowanian is on my ignore list now. I don't have time to go back and forth with an idiot like that

chagrin
07-15-2005, 02:54 PM
Ewwww...she "pooped" on him.


New nickname should be:

Scatman

:p

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 02:58 PM
New nickname should be:

Scatman

:p

Oh goddammit you ****ing god damn son of a bitch!!!!

When I lived in Germany there was this song of some dude doing scat rondo's, called himself the Scatman. Now I can't get it outta my head!

"Bee bop da bodda bope...bee bop do bodda bope"

KCFalcon59
07-15-2005, 02:58 PM
Seabiscuit


ROFL ROFL ROFL

rep!

badgirl
07-15-2005, 02:59 PM
you touched his pee pee?
his wee wee but not pee pee, ewwww, who would do that? :rolleyes:

chagrin
07-15-2005, 03:00 PM
[QUOTE=htismaqe]Oh goddammit you ****ing god damn son of a bitch!!!!

My goodness!!

chagrin
07-15-2005, 03:01 PM
his wee wee but not pee pee, ewwww, who would do that? :rolleyes:


scatman would

1adam1238
07-15-2005, 03:03 PM
If anyone has seen the cathouse specials on HBO, I visited air force amy once.

ChiTown
07-15-2005, 03:13 PM
I'd tell a story, but it wouldn't be believed anyhow, so maybe all just go with having pee splattered on me from John Thompson (Ex-Georgetown Coach) while we were both whizzing in an airport bathroom.

DJJasonp
07-15-2005, 03:17 PM
That pic of Dickie V and Battier sum up just about everything I feel about ESPN's college basketball coverage.

Hilarious....and oh so true!

Nightfyre
07-15-2005, 03:18 PM
Ill go with "This thread is worthless without pics" for $600, trebek.

DJJasonp
07-15-2005, 03:18 PM
By the way....

I was with a girl who was on Springer once....does that count???

Rausch
07-15-2005, 03:18 PM
If anyone has seen the cathouse specials on HBO, I visited air force amy once.

HA!
ROFL

ZepSinger
07-15-2005, 03:32 PM
Hmm. Really famous? No. But I, ahem, 'knew' a couple girls way back when- one claimed she used to be Paul Stanley's girlfriend, the other said she blew Eddie VH. I didn't kiss her.

Z

carlos3652
07-15-2005, 03:34 PM
I banged 1 "Price is Right" contestant that won and 2 that were in the stands but never played.

(edit: Not at the same time, all 3 volleyball players, they all went together to Cali for a road game)

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2005, 03:37 PM
Miss Johnson


that's pretty funny
Yeah... I kinda thought so, too.

ChiefsFire
07-15-2005, 04:18 PM
his wee wee but not pee pee, ewwww, who would do that? :rolleyes:
alright already,lets her some details..

when and WHY????????

badgirl
07-15-2005, 04:20 PM
alright already,lets her some details..

when and WHY????????
When? about 9 years ago

Why? I was drunk and horney I guess.

I won't give details of anything else.

ChiefsFire
07-15-2005, 04:21 PM
When? about 9 years ago

Why? I was drunk and horney I guess.

I won't give details of anything else.
was he the WWwhatever champ when ya banged him???

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 04:22 PM
well Iowanian is on my ignore list now. I don't have time to go back and forth with an idiot like that

Thats fabulous. I don't like having to rehash your Lies, you dooky eating, flat peckered, welder sunglasses wearing, Lady-roofying, Butt trencher. You don't wash your hands out of the bathroom,which is disgusting knowing you were a waitress, and probably Put Magic Toad Frogs up your own Headholster. yeah...I'd believe you've exchanged Fluids with a Frog...maybe a sheep and a chicken too, but not a KU Calendar Girl...Unless it was the Special Olympians of KU special edition.

badgirl
07-15-2005, 04:22 PM
was he the WWwhatever champ when ya banged him???
I don't know, the wrestling was in town and when it was over he came to the bar I was at that night we talked and the rest is history.

Simplex3
07-15-2005, 04:34 PM
I got a transfusion once of some blood donated by Keith Richards...
It was nice knowing you.

Skip Towne
07-15-2005, 04:39 PM
Thats fabulous. I don't like having to rehash your Lies, you dooky eating, flat peckered, welder sunglasses wearing, Lady-roofying, Butt trencher. You don't wash your hands out of the bathroom,which is disgusting knowing you were a waitress, and probably Put Magic Toad Frogs up your own Headholster.
Quoted for KCChiefsman.

alanm
07-15-2005, 04:39 PM
no, spunkface....you started your bullshit behind the scenes today. I've seen pics of you.....in your blue blockers, licking the faces of disgusted women before. You did NOT exchange Fluids.....No way you did.

I'm convinced that if I were not married, in a "chic gettin' contest" me vs you....I'd beat you 3 to 1 if I were only speaking Skinsbra, and let gochiefs pick out my wardrobe.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

alanm
07-15-2005, 04:43 PM
his wee wee but not pee pee, ewwww, who would do that? :rolleyes:
Must have had to gone digging for it. With all the steriods that dude did it was probably lodged so far back in his scrotum you would have had to reach around his spine to fine it. ROFL

badgirl
07-15-2005, 04:44 PM
Must have had to gone digging for it. With all the steriods that dude did it was probably lodged so far back in his scrotum you would have had to reach around his spine to fine it. ROFL
yea it was no big deal ROFL

KChiefs1
07-15-2005, 04:44 PM
This will date me, but I once had a very passionate affair with a female singer who used to live in KC before moving out to San Francisco. She died about 10 years ago. It was a nice little fling though...she was a little older than me so I had that going for me too.

Skip Towne
07-15-2005, 04:51 PM
Thats fabulous. I don't like having to rehash your Lies, you dooky eating, flat peckered, welder sunglasses wearing, Lady-roofying, Butt trencher. You don't wash your hands out of the bathroom,which is disgusting knowing you were a waitress, and probably Put Magic Toad Frogs up your own Headholster. yeah...I'd believe you've exchanged Fluids with a Frog...maybe a sheep and a chicken too, but not a KU Calendar Girl...Unless it was the Special Olympians of KU special edition.
New and improved version for KCChiefsman.

HemiEd
07-15-2005, 04:57 PM
my goodness

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 06:10 PM
It was nice knowing you.

Nah, I'll be fine. I managed to secure a lung transplant right after Jerry Garcia died...

Douche Baggins
07-15-2005, 06:21 PM
I once showered with Danielle Sargent of Metro Sports.

htismaqe
07-15-2005, 06:26 PM
I once showered with Danielle Sargent of Metro Sports.

ROFL

Classic!

ENDelt260
07-15-2005, 07:15 PM
I briefly dated a gal who had delusions of becoming a big recording artist. Occassionally I do a Google search for her, but it just doesn't seem she's gone platinum yet. I don't understand how she could be wrong about that... I mean, she always told me she was clairvoyant.

ENDelt260
07-15-2005, 07:20 PM
If anyone has seen the cathouse specials on HBO, I visited air force amy once.
I'd rather poke Isabelle.

If I was drunk I'd poke AFA for free... but, I sure as shit wouldn't drop a grand on that.

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 07:21 PM
Thats fabulous. I don't like having to rehash your Lies, you dooky eating, flat peckered, welder sunglasses wearing, Lady-roofying, Butt trencher. You don't wash your hands out of the bathroom,which is disgusting knowing you were a waitress, and probably Put Magic Toad Frogs up your own Headholster. yeah...I'd believe you've exchanged Fluids with a Frog...maybe a sheep and a chicken too, but not a KU Calendar Girl...Unless it was the Special Olympians of KU special edition.

I decided to keep reading your posts
wow, a couple of losers names Iowanian and Skip Towne hates me! wow I care
wow, these same losers on the internet doesn't believe my answer to the question about swapping fluids. Wow....I'm so disappointed because I really care if you believe it or not.
A loser from the internet looks at his life and thinks "If I'm a loser and I'm chatting on a message board, than everybody is right? there is no way that guy is not a virgin! he chats on the internet! there is no way that guy could "swap fluids" with a hot chick, he chats on the message board like me....."

idiot

ENDelt260
07-15-2005, 07:22 PM
Thats fabulous. I don't like having to rehash your Lies, you dooky eating, flat peckered, welder sunglasses wearing, Lady-roofying, Butt trencher. You don't wash your hands out of the bathroom,which is disgusting knowing you were a waitress, and probably Put Magic Toad Frogs up your own Headholster. yeah...I'd believe you've exchanged Fluids with a Frog...maybe a sheep and a chicken too, but not a KU Calendar Girl...Unless it was the Special Olympians of KU special edition.
Haha. Top shelf.

Electric
07-15-2005, 07:26 PM
No fluid exchange but I flew on the same planes with:

Sandra Bullock, she did smile and say Hi.
Pete Rose, total asshat
Singing group 4 Him

Met at various places:

Len Dawson
Art Still - Nicest person I've ever met.
Gary Spani
Reba McEntire, what can you say about Reba?
Michael Considine(sp) Ran over my wife's foot with his luggage at SFO
Barbara Eden - USO Show, Duty Escort
Bob Hope - Same, Duty Escort for BE and he was with her.

A few almost Chiefs and
Jerry Blanton (gave him one of my colar devices so he could actually claim to be a Senior CHIEF, USN style)

Zebedee DuBois
07-15-2005, 07:27 PM
I can only claim to a State Senator's daughter and a future (at the time) District Attorney for Racine WI.

Edubs
07-15-2005, 07:27 PM
I have humped a K-State calendar girl.........

Phobia
07-15-2005, 07:30 PM
I humped a really filthy rich broad once. I don't think she was very famous, but she could have bought everyone on this board.

Coach
07-15-2005, 07:33 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

yuo agry?

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 07:51 PM
I decided to keep reading your posts
wow, a couple of losers names Iowanian and Skip Towne hates me! wow I care

idiot

"I have so much more skill with Chics than you losers on Chiefsplanet"

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=89099&page=1

"I never tell lies on Chiefsplanet"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105321&page=1

"here's a pic of some guys having an orgy with some girls....My face is on my friends ball sack...I'd better delete yet another thread"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=113688&page=1

"hey losers..I just banged another supermodel..yeah I'm cooler than all of you"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=83722&page=1

"What!!!??? Given mah history of threads and posts...you have the nerve to not believe I've banged more hot chics than Collin Ferrel"


Keep charging the red blanket spanky.

Braincase
07-15-2005, 07:54 PM
I humped a really filthy rich broad once. I don't think she was very famous, but she could have bought everyone on this board.

RuPaul or Psicosis?

Electric
07-15-2005, 07:56 PM
I humped a really filthy rich broad once. I don't think she was very famous, but she could have bought everyone on this board.

Before I got married, but not after.

Besides, who would want to buy an old fart? Especially one that isn't rich!!

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 07:56 PM
kcchiefsman and I once pulled a Train on Marge Schott...yeah yeah....and and and Betty White gave me a hummer on the Tram at Worlds of Fun....and this one time, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears totally tackled me and had an orgy with mah boday. Gochiefs totally Lied. Once AYE!!! took a shower with Danielle Sergent. It was kcchiefsman who was the real winner, as HE ran the Luoffa on her firm glutes.

alanm
07-15-2005, 07:57 PM
"I have so much more skill with Chics than you losers on Chiefsplanet"

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=89099&page=1

"I never tell lies on Chiefsplanet"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105321&page=1

"here's a pic of some guys having an orgy with some girls....My face is on my friends ball sack...I'd better delete yet another thread"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=113688&page=1

"hey losers..I just banged another supermodel..yeah I'm cooler than all of you"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=83722&page=1

"What!!!??? Given mah history of threads and posts...you have the nerve to not believe I've banged more hot chics than Collin Ferrel"


Keep charging the red blanket spanky.

You know a real gentleman never bangs away and tells about it. :)

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 07:58 PM
He didn't bang anything with a KU calendar Girl except the pad of his index finger and thumb on his chapstick.

alanm
07-15-2005, 07:59 PM
I humped a really filthy rich broad once. I don't think she was very famous, but she could have bought everyone on this board.
Was that your ex after she took you to the cleaners? ROFL

Phobia
07-15-2005, 08:02 PM
Heh. I could have only bought a half dozen people before that divorce. Now I can't buy half a dozen snickers..

papasmurf
07-15-2005, 08:26 PM
Liz Hurley

KCChiefsMan
07-15-2005, 08:37 PM
"I have so much more skill with Chics than you losers on Chiefsplanet"

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=89099&page=1

"I never tell lies on Chiefsplanet"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105321&page=1

"here's a pic of some guys having an orgy with some girls....My face is on my friends ball sack...I'd better delete yet another thread"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=113688&page=1

"hey losers..I just banged another supermodel..yeah I'm cooler than all of you"
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=83722&page=1

"What!!!??? Given mah history of threads and posts...you have the nerve to not believe I've banged more hot chics than Collin Ferrel"


Keep charging the red blanket spanky.


wow you truly are a loser. One with too much time on his hands and not enough to worry about if you are worrying that much about me. Lets see a pic of you stud. I at least had the balls to post one. ****in loser, you need a life other than this man.

Iowanian
07-15-2005, 09:01 PM
It took me 3 minutes of searching, You spent 3 years of posting to accumulate that much dumbassary.

Here it is, friday night...and you're here too.

I'm pretty pleased with where I'm at in life at this stage...you have no idea.


Yeah...You've really issued a beatdown...SHAZAM!
I'm not posting my picture...hell, you'll be on another board, claiming we've exchanged fluids...

Skip Towne
07-15-2005, 09:08 PM
I decided to keep reading your posts
wow, a couple of losers names Iowanian and Skip Towne hates me! wow I care
wow, these same losers on the internet doesn't believe my answer to the question about swapping fluids. Wow....I'm so disappointed because I really care if you believe it or not.
A loser from the internet looks at his life and thinks "If I'm a loser and I'm chatting on a message board, than everybody is right? there is no way that guy is not a virgin! he chats on the internet! there is no way that guy could "swap fluids" with a hot chick, he chats on the message board like me....."

idiot
Thanks for bringing me into it. Now I can bag on you and it's your fault. Pure genious.

KChiefsQT
07-15-2005, 09:15 PM
Ty Law.... it was a few weeks ago!!! But...the good news....... I told him I wouldn't keep the kid if he signed with the Chiefs!!! We'll see!! :)

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 09:16 PM
Ty Law.... it was a few weeks ago!!! But...the good news....... I told him I wouldn't keep the kid if he signed with the Chiefs!!! We'll see!! Oh, so that's where the bruises really came from. Sneaky.

KChiefsQT
07-15-2005, 09:23 PM
Oh, so that's where the bruises really came from. Sneaky.
Ohhh...zip it and keep ur fingers crossed!!

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 09:25 PM
Ohhh...zip it and keep ur fingers crossed!!Oh, look. Just what I wanted. Another woman telling me what to do.

Sigh.

KChiefsQT
07-15-2005, 09:26 PM
Oh, look. Just what I wanted. Another woman telling me what to do.

Sigh.


Well....I was taking one for the team, I thought you'd be happy. :harumph:

mikey23545
07-15-2005, 09:27 PM
Though I didn't actually exchange any bodily fluids with her, this may beat all of you as far as celebrity encounters....I once had Eileen Wournos try to get me to buy her a beer while sitting in a small bar in Port Orange, Florida....

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 09:28 PM
Well....I was taking one for the team, I thought you'd be happy. Me? Happy?!

HA!

I appreciate the effort, though.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 10:29 PM
I've kissed Ginger Lynn.

Having read through this thread, clearly so far I'm winning. :harumph:

Phobia
07-15-2005, 10:32 PM
I've kissed Ginger Lynn.

Having read through this thread, clearly so far I'm winning. :harumph:

Nice. Can you list all the famous dudes you've indirectly swapped fluids with now?

Frazod
07-15-2005, 10:35 PM
Nice. Can you list all the famous dudes you've indirectly swapped fluids with now?

Don't make me post that picture of you from your Village People days again. :evil:

Phobia
07-15-2005, 10:36 PM
Heh that was funny. You should post it.

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2005, 10:37 PM
I did it once with a Mexican car thief... she said I could have one of her trucks if I did her.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 10:41 PM
Heh that was funny. You should post it.

Hell, why not. :D

booger
07-15-2005, 10:43 PM
Never focked a famous broud. I currently have a fantasy of Rhonda Moss and the old skanky wrinkly drunk gal from the movie kingpin.
:dom:

booger
07-15-2005, 10:47 PM
Seriously though.

This one time I had this great idea of making a woman sex robot and dressing her in a KU cheerleader uni and doing it with her over and over.

My friends nicknamed me Mr. Roboto

Phobia
07-15-2005, 10:48 PM
Hell, why not. :D

Heh. I think I'm a fairly unique looking dude, FWIW. I mean, how many giant heads do you see walking down the street on a daily basis?

Today, I was the victim of mistaken identity TWICE. I don't think I've been told I look like somebody more than twice in my whole life - TWICE in one day is crazy.

chappy
07-15-2005, 10:49 PM
i banged rosanne barr

Frazod
07-15-2005, 10:49 PM
Heh. I think I'm a fairly unique looking dude, FWIW. I mean, how many giant heads do you see walking down the street on a daily basis?

Today, I was the victim of mistaken identity TWICE. I don't think I've been told I look like somebody more than twice in my whole life - TWICE in one day is crazy.

I'll bet if you ever go to San Francisco, it'll happen a lot. ROFL

booger
07-15-2005, 10:51 PM
Heh. I think I'm a fairly unique looking dude, FWIW. I mean, how many giant heads do you see walking down the street on a daily basis?

Today, I was the victim of mistaken identity TWICE. I don't think I've been told I look like somebody more than twice in my whole life - TWICE in one day is crazy.

From the pic you look kinda like Ray Liota minus the scar. In most the movies he is in he doesn't have a mustach and his head appears to be much smaller and normal sized.

booger
07-15-2005, 10:52 PM
i banged rosanne barr
I tried.

It was in her really fat days though. I couldn't penetrate her.

You must of got her in her less fat days.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:06 PM
I'll bet if you ever go to San Francisco, it'll happen a lot. ROFL


I actually have a picture somewhere of my goat trimmed into a 'stache like that. It was for a "70's" themed party.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:07 PM
From the pic you look kinda like Ray Liota minus the scar. In most the movies he is in he doesn't have a mustach and his head appears to be much smaller and normal sized.

Which pic?

booger
07-15-2005, 11:09 PM
the one frazod just posted

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:09 PM
the one frazod just posted

Oh - do you know who that actually is?

booger
07-15-2005, 11:10 PM
No thought it was of you?

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:11 PM
Like a big head is something to brag about. This is like 'bigheadplanet".

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:13 PM
No thought it was of you?

Nah - that's some jackass from The Village People. The cowboy?

booger
07-15-2005, 11:16 PM
Nah - that's some jackass from The Village People. The cowboy?

ROFL

I didn't realize that. Pay no attention to me. I have no idea what the hell is going on tonight.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:19 PM
ROFL

I didn't realize that. Pay no attention to me. I have no idea what the hell is going on tonight.

The dude seriously looks just like him. It's creepy.

I guess there are worse things than looking like Russ. :D

booger
07-15-2005, 11:20 PM
The dude seriously looks just like him. It's creepy.

I guess there are worse things than looking like Russ. :D
I take it russ must be the cop?

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:21 PM
I take it russ must be the cop?That's actually pretty funny.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:21 PM
ROFL

I didn't realize that. Pay no attention to me. I have no idea what the hell is going on tonight.

Here is me. I look nothing like him. Right?

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:22 PM
I take it russ must be the cop?

Ow. ROFL

No, Russ is KCWolfman.

Fire Me Boy!
07-15-2005, 11:23 PM
Would a girl that looks a LOT like Giada De Laurentiis count?

booger
07-15-2005, 11:23 PM
Here is me. I look nothing like him. Right?
Not sure.

Put a cowboy hat on that pic. That HUGE melon is distracting me from making a clear comparrison.

booger
07-15-2005, 11:24 PM
That's actually pretty funny.
that would be a first tonight. ROFL

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:25 PM
Not sure.

Put a cowboy hat on that pic. That HUGE melon is distracting me from making a clear comparrison.

Damn, booger's on a roll tonight. ROFL

booger
07-15-2005, 11:25 PM
Ow. ROFL

No, Russ is KCWolfman.
Ok that russ. I understand now.

Who's the indian dude?

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:26 PM
He sure has the gay vibe down, with that fruity blue flower shirt.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:26 PM
Ok that russ. I understand now.

Who's the indian dude?

That's the one that looks just like Kyle.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:27 PM
That's the one that looks just like Kyle.Shit man, that's an inadvertant compliment. I'm one ugly dude. That'd be an upgrade.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:28 PM
He sure has the gay vibe down, with that fruity blue flower shirt.

I'm pretty sure some gay guy raped me (you know how that goes) and stole my shirt that night. That's the ONLY time I wore that thing. It was silk and incredibly comfy.

booger
07-15-2005, 11:29 PM
Damn, booger's on a roll tonight. ROFL
How the heck does the guy buy ball caps or hats?

Do they sell them in the "for big and tall guys catalogs"?

booger
07-15-2005, 11:29 PM
Shit man, that's an inadvertant compliment. I'm one ugly dude. That'd be an upgrade.

You dance good for an indian dude.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:30 PM
Shit man, that's an inadvertant compliment. I'm one ugly dude. That'd be an upgrade.

Even uglier than me and Russ? :eek:

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:31 PM
I'm pretty sure some gay guy raped me (you know how that goes) and stole my shirt that night. That's the ONLY time I wore that thing. It was silk and incredibly comfy.And like every misstep in our lives, it was immortalized on film.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:31 PM
Even uglier than me and Russ?Ever wonder why I never leave my house...

I make the elephant man look good.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:32 PM
Ever wonder why I never leave my house...

I make the elephant man look good.

One of these days you're going to have to show up to a banquet event. At this point, you're the ChiefsPlanet equivalent of Vera from Cheers.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:37 PM
One of these days you're going to have to show up to a banquet event. At this point, you're the ChiefsPlanet equivalent of Vera from Cheers.It'll probably never happen. I'm not comfortable around a lot of people.

I've met a few, though.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:40 PM
It'll probably never happen. I'm not comfortable around a lot of people.

I've met a few, though.

Maybe you could do the bar night - we generally don't get too many for that.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:41 PM
Odds are pretty good I'll be working. I have four projects in October. If it's like last year, I won't have as much as an afternoon off the entire month.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:44 PM
Odds are pretty good I'll be working. I have four projects in October. If it's like last year, I won't have as much as an afternoon off the entire month.

Well, you never know. Lot of time between now and then.

Consider this, though - if you go to one of these things, you'll be a something of a celebrity.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:47 PM
Consider this, though - if you go to one of these things, you'll be a something of a celebrity.Oh, I'm sure. Read that sarcastically...

I'd probably put somebody else's name on my tag. Protect my anonymity.

I like people thinking of me along the lines of UFO's and bigfoot. Never sure if I'm really out there.

Frazod
07-15-2005, 11:48 PM
Oh, I'm sure. Read that sarcastically...

I'd probably put somebody else's name on my tag. Protect my anonymity.

They'll find out who you are....

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:49 PM
They'll find out who you are....I don't know. It depends on whether I could keep russ, phil, stevie and bob dole quiet. And tammie, too. I don't remember who else I've met. Zach, I guess. Braincase. The Bad Guy. ringleader. Probably a few more, but my memory sucks.

And nobody's seen me in a while now. I've lost a bit of weight.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:52 PM
Consider this, though - if you go to one of these things, you'll be a something of a celebrity.

Maybe he could even exchange fluids with somebody. I'm sure Ali Chiefs will show up again.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:53 PM
Maybe he could even exchange fluids with somebody. I'm sure Ali Chiefs will show up again.Oh, that'll get me there.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:53 PM
I don't know. It depends on whether I could keep russ, phil, stevie and bob dole quiet. And tammie, too. I don't remember who else I've met. Zach, I guess. Braincase. The Bad Guy. ringleader. Probably a few more, but my memory sucks.

And nobody's seen me in a while now. I've lost a bit of weight.

Really? You met Tammi? And knew it? I'll bet it would be one wild, crazy party to put you, Tammi, and Packard in a room for a couple hours.

keg in kc
07-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Who is Packard?

And I'm a f*cking loudmouth if you can get me out of the house. That's the hard part.

Phobia
07-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Who is Packard?

And I'm a f*cking loudmouth if you can get me out of the house. That's the hard part.

Morph.

booger
07-16-2005, 12:05 AM
I'm pretty sure some gay guy raped me (you know how that goes) and stole my shirt that night. That's the ONLY time I wore that thing. It was silk and incredibly comfy.

Don't tell nobody but I actually own a couple of silk shirts too. Mine is blue too without all the flowers.

I'd buy some silk sheets or pajamas but it would make me feel kinda like a homo so I don't do it.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 12:06 AM
I'd buy some silk sheets or pajamas but it would make me feel kinda like a homo so I don't do it.Pajamas? Who wears pajamas? I gotta sleep nekkid.

Silk sheets would be kind of weird, though.

booger
07-16-2005, 12:10 AM
Pajamas? Who wears pajamas? I gotta sleep nekkid.

Silk sheets would be kind of weird, though.
I usually sleep in my undies or naked with the window open.

I havn't whore pajamas since I was a kid, but would wear them if I had silk ones. Not to bed just laying around the house. That stuff is really compforable like phobia said.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 12:10 AM
I havn't whore pajamas since I was a kid, but would wear them if I had silk ones. Not to bed just laying around the house. That stuff is really compforable like phobia said.Whore pajamas? What's that?

Phobia
07-16-2005, 12:11 AM
Never done silk sheets, but satin is kinda fun when you're not sleeping.

booger
07-16-2005, 12:12 AM
Whore pajamas? What's that?
Oops.

guess thats were my mind is tonight.

focking whores!!

booger
07-16-2005, 12:13 AM
Never done silk sheets, but satin is kinda fun when you're not sleeping.

Yep, that too.

I guess thats why I like a gal to wear them smooth silky nighty thingys before we bump uglies.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 12:13 AM
Never done silk sheets, but satin is kinda fun when you're not sleeping.Not sleeping? What'dya mean? Like watching TV or reading a book? Eating crackers?

booger
07-16-2005, 12:15 AM
Not sleeping? What'dya mean? Like watching TV or reading a book? Eating crackers?
probably knitting. That would be my guess.

ZepSinger
07-16-2005, 08:16 AM
Hey, I forgot one! I stuck my tongue down the throat of Ruby Starr. You young whipper-snappers will not know who this is; similarly-aged bros like Maddog and Nzoner will know.

"Jim Dandy to the rescue- Jim Dandy to the rescue"
"Jim Dandy to the rescue- GO Jim Dandy, GO!"

She's dead now. Not because of me, tho.

Z

AZcards
02-27-2012, 04:49 PM
AZcards
Rookie
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Join Date: Feb 2012

Now that's funny. Lisa grew up in Bolivar Missouri and we dated off and on in 1979-80. What ever happened to her?

scott free
02-27-2012, 04:52 PM
I dropped atleast a half pint in Jeanne Tripplehorns heavenly kisser.

Prove i didnt...

Saul Good
02-27-2012, 04:55 PM
Miss Teen Missouri would probably be mine, but she hadn't won it yet at that time, so I don't know if that even counts. She wasn't "famous" until about a year later outside of my circle of friends.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-27-2012, 06:23 PM
A tv news chick or a local radio personality (chick).

go bowe
02-27-2012, 08:05 PM
bill clinton...

go bowe
02-27-2012, 08:06 PM
before monica, there was go bowe...

go bowe
02-27-2012, 08:07 PM
i once slept with a girl that had fucked medgar evers, does that count?

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:07 PM
Miss Teen Missouri would probably be mine, but she hadn't won it yet at that time, so I don't know if that even counts. She wasn't "famous" until about a year later outside of my circle of friends.

Did you fuck her?

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:08 PM
I grinded with several girls on the KU dance team.

go bowe
02-27-2012, 08:16 PM
I grinded with several girls on the KU dance team.

grinded?

were you making sausage or what?

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:18 PM
grinded?

were you making sausage or what?

Nah I was making sexually suggestive dance moves by rubbing my erect penis against their asses.

go bowe
02-27-2012, 08:19 PM
Nah I was making sexually suggestive dance moves by rubbing my erect penis against their asses.

their asses?

what were you suggestive of?

butt sechs?

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:21 PM
their asses?

what were you suggestive of?

butt sechs?

My penis was suggesting "Hey i'm ready when you are"

Saul Good
02-27-2012, 08:26 PM
Did you fuck her?

Not quite. Couldn't close that deal, but came close enough that it looked like a line drive in the box score.

Funny thing was I was all fired up about taking her to Homecoming so that I could have the hottest girl there. When I got there, she didn't even stand out in the crowd. Half the girls there (Rockhurst) were fucking smoking hot. Even the nerds had stunners because all the broads wanted to go. Nothing like 14 and 15 year old socialites in Missouri.

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:31 PM
Man I hate most Rockhurst guys but you're right they did pull some hot tail. I'd imagine having all that money helps and maybe going to school 8 hours a day and not seeing any hot chicks gives some extra motivation too.

Saul Good
02-27-2012, 08:41 PM
going to school 8 hours a day and not seeing any hot chicks gives some extra motivation too.

You aren't kidding there. When school got out, there were always a bunch of girls in the parking lot hanging around and waiting for the guys to leave. They looked like supermodels after seeing nothing but dudes all day.

The money helps, I'm sure. My family was broke as hell when I was a kid. Around the time I got to high school, my mom's business really took off. Even so, you quickly learn that someone always has more. Actually, a lot of people always have a lot more.

It's funny. For some people, that makes them want to really take it to a new level of ass-busting in order to get to the top. I'm kind of the opposite. I'm pretty content and don't feel the need to work twice as hard for twice as much money. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's a character flaw or not.

Chocolate Hog
02-27-2012, 08:55 PM
You aren't kidding there. When school got out, there were always a bunch of girls in the parking lot hanging around and waiting for the guys to leave. They looked like supermodels after seeing nothing but dudes all day.

The money helps, I'm sure. My family was broke as hell when I was a kid. Around the time I got to high school, my mom's business really took off. Even so, you quickly learn that someone always has more. Actually, a lot of people always have a lot more.

It's funny. For some people, that makes them want to really take it to a new level of ass-busting in order to get to the top. I'm kind of the opposite. I'm pretty content and don't feel the need to work twice as hard for twice as much money. Honestly, I'm not sure if that's a character flaw or not.

That's where my dad went in the 70's and there were a lot of successful business owners and athletes that went there ( a few NFL guys and I think David Cone). It sounds like you guys got a lot of the St. Teresa and Sion sluts (lucky).

I'm the same way kinda lazy but know when to take advantage of an opportunity I guess.

T-post Tom
02-27-2012, 08:56 PM
Made out with Belinda Carlisle in the early eighties. Swapped spit, but no happy ending thanks to one of her 'handlers'. Nice girl. Smelled fabulous.

beach tribe
02-27-2012, 09:00 PM
Dane beat off watching Lindsey Lohan apply Monistat 7.

Saul Good
02-27-2012, 09:03 PM
Made out with Belinda Carlisle in the early eighties. Swapped spit, but no happy ending thanks to one of her 'handlers'. Nice girl. Smelled fabulous.

I went to the Smashing Pumpkins concert last year. One of the opening acts is a local band called the Beautiful Bodies. One of the girls I went there with wound up making out with the lead singer (a chick) of that band.

BCD
02-27-2012, 09:08 PM
Dane beat off watching Lindsey Lohan apply Monistat 7.

LMAO

Saul Good
02-27-2012, 09:21 PM
That's where my dad went in the 70's and there were a lot of successful business owners and athletes that went there ( a few NFL guys and I think David Cone). It sounds like you guys got a lot of the St. Teresa and Sion sluts (lucky).

I'm the same way kinda lazy but know when to take advantage of an opportunity I guess.

The all girls school chicks were okay, but they got pretty passed around. The best was ripping the chicks from the coed schools, especially after basketball games. It was always the same. We'd kick their asses, their fans would start chanting "we've got women", and we'd be like "yep, and we're going to bang them once they come over to our side after the game ends".

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-28-2012, 12:03 AM
Oh hell I forgot about Joan Jett. That was a quickie on a drum case in a trailer years ago. Time just slips by.

Lumpy
02-28-2012, 12:16 AM
Oh hell I forgot about Joan Jett. That was a quickie on a drum case in a trailer years ago. Time just slips by.

:eek:

How does one "forget" about sharing juices w/ Joan Jett?

Edit: notsureifserious.jpg :hmmm:

JOhn
02-28-2012, 01:18 AM
MAybe not famous as much as infamous...

2nd chick I ever nailed went on to be convicted of murder....:eek:

crazycoffey
02-28-2012, 01:41 AM
I've had lumpy a few nights, but she's never actually been there when it happened. Don't tell Gonzo....

Lumpy
02-28-2012, 01:29 PM
I've had lumpy a few nights, but she's never actually been there when it happened. Don't tell Gonzo....

That's cool since I don't really exist and I'm just a Gonzo mult. Just ask Sofa King. LMAO

Edit: Wait a sec, when did I become famous? I don't recall rolling around naked in money, (which is what I would do if I was full of the fame).

gblowfish
02-28-2012, 01:46 PM
I don't kiss and tell.
But occupationally and otherwise shielding identity:
(and these are all women, thank you very much):
Missouri Circuit Judge
Hollywood Movie Actress
National Geographic Photographer
TV News Producer
Washington Lobbyist
PR Director for a Major University

They were all smiles on my face my wife doesn't understand.

Molitoth
02-28-2012, 02:03 PM
Exchange fluids as in "had a beer with"? =)

Mike Einziger & Brandon Boyd from Incubus.
I snuck backstage when they played The Uptown back in the day.


Made out with?

A Chiefs Cheerleader. lolz.

crazycoffey
02-28-2012, 08:34 PM
That's cool since I don't really exist and I'm just a Gonzo mult. Just ask Sofa King. LMAO

Edit: Wait a sec, when did I become famous? I don't recall rolling around naked in money, (which is what I would do if I was full of the fame).


Oh, that's happening tonight "in my shower".....

Lumpy
02-28-2012, 08:46 PM
Oh, that's happening tonight "in my shower".....

ROFL

crazycoffey
02-28-2012, 09:27 PM
ROFL

And somehow, a woman's laughter seems so apropos......

aturnis
02-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Kim Jong Il

AustinChief
02-28-2012, 09:44 PM
Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.. 1997 squad but I didn't meet her until 2001.. didn't find out she was an ex Cowgirl until after the fact.

Gonzo
02-28-2012, 10:22 PM
Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.. 1997 squad but I didn't meet her until 2001.. didn't find out she was an ex Cowgirl until after the fact.
Did you get Hepatitis?
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AustinChief
02-28-2012, 10:29 PM
Did you get Hepatitis?
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ouch. Nope, she was actually a really nice girl, aspiring artist who worked at a Dutch flower shop at the time. Rich as all hell and lived in a badass condo that her father bought her. And yes, she was WAY the hell out of my league.

She is in the following pic.. she's the blonde one.

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/images/squads/squad_97-98a.jpg

Gonzo
02-28-2012, 10:35 PM
ouch. Nope, she was actually a really nice girl, aspiring artist who worked at a Dutch flower shop at the time. Rich as all hell and lived in a badass condo that her father bought her. And yes, she was WAY the hell out of my league.

She is in the following pic.. she's the blonde one.

http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/images/squads/squad_97-98a.jpg
Shoulda wipped out the rhythm stick and became her bitch. You'd be living the high-life right now, man.

It was the apple-tini's and manicures scared her off, huh?
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ForeverChiefs58
02-28-2012, 10:39 PM
In high school I dated Tavia Shackles, who later went on to represent Ms Kansas and married Clark Hunt. She lived right down the street and I had quite a few good memories with her.

AustinChief
02-28-2012, 10:51 PM
Shoulda wipped out the rhythm stick and became her bitch. You'd be living the high-life right now, man.

It was the apple-tini's and manicures scared her off, huh?
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No, I think it was my penchant for tap dancing that did it...

Now that I think about it, she was pretty bad ass... showed up for our first "real date" with fake hillbilly teeth in.. funny as hell.

boogblaster
02-28-2012, 11:10 PM
Karen Carpenter .. took awhile to dig her up .. and really a dead-lay ......

Douche Baggins
02-28-2012, 11:22 PM
Herm Edwards. His hand was a bit sweaty.

crazycoffey
02-29-2012, 12:58 AM
In high school I dated Tavia Shackles, who later went on to represent Ms Kansas and married Clark Hunt. She lived right down the street and I had quite a few good memories with her.

I now understand your "everything Chiefs related" disdain....

Chocolate Hog
02-29-2012, 03:26 AM
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j359/kennyboy0708/34zljiv.gif

crazycoffey
02-29-2012, 03:31 AM
In high school I dated Tavia Shackles, who later went on to represent Ms Kansas and married Clark Hunt. She lived right down the street and I had quite a few good memories with her.

I now understand your "everything Chiefs related" disdain....

on second thought, why haven't we heard about this sooner? I mean, anytime the chiefs and Clark make a questionable hire/move, why aren't you posting, "Oh yeah Clark? Well how does my dick taste?"

loochy
02-29-2012, 05:17 AM
I used to do meth with Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.

Gonzo
02-29-2012, 05:41 AM
I did some blow off of Phyllis Diller's ass once.
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threebag02
02-29-2012, 08:44 AM
I did some blow off of SYPhyllis Diller's ass once.
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I bet Milton Berle got excited

go bowe
02-29-2012, 08:50 AM
That's cool since I don't really exist and I'm just a Gonzo mult. Just ask Sofa King. LMAO

Edit: Wait a sec, when did I become famous? I don't recall rolling around naked in money, (which is what I would do if I was full of the fame).

quick everybody, send all your casino cash to lumpy!!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-29-2012, 08:55 AM
I'm doing Jessica Biel while I type this. She's also making me a sammich.

Inspector
02-29-2012, 11:52 AM
Uh......Morgan Fairchild.

Yeah, that's the ticket.