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Rausch
07-16-2005, 02:18 AM
http://www.wimp.com/rubberjohnny/

I have no idea what this is all about but it gives me the willies... STFU

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 02:24 AM
Wimp.com? Rubber Johnny?

I'm disappointed in you.

(this from c2c?)

Miles
07-16-2005, 02:29 AM
Woh that was pretty f*cking weird.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 02:30 AM
Wimp.com? Rubber Johnny?

I'm disappointed in you.

(this from c2c?)

Yup.

I popped a beer and clicked on the link. I was bored.

Then it made me kinda'...........is that a.....oh........WTF is thi-......gah!.....nasty................ok, I'm wierded out... :shake:

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 02:31 AM
work safe?

Miles
07-16-2005, 02:34 AM
work safe?

Well its definitly not porn. If someone else saw you looking at it they would think your a little off though.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 02:34 AM
Well its definitly not porn. If someone else saw you looking at it they would think your a little off though.
But would I have to worry about clicking on it?

Miles
07-16-2005, 02:34 AM
Whats c2c anyways?

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 02:36 AM
coast to coast am. very popular late night radio show.

BigMeatballDave
07-16-2005, 02:37 AM
WTF?! ROFL

Miles
07-16-2005, 02:40 AM
But would I have to worry about clicking on it?

Dunno, its just a really weird short film.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 02:40 AM
I agree with BigChiefDave... WTF?

Rausch
07-16-2005, 02:41 AM
But would I have to worry about clicking on it?

No.

But it might make you think about using the microwave before trying to have kids...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 02:46 AM
That reminds me of the last really good bender I went on.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 02:53 AM
That reminds me of the last really good bender I went on.

Your last bender dislocated your jaw, made your eyes bug out, and your cranium swell to 2 & 1/2 times it's normal size?... :hmmm:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 02:57 AM
Your last bender dislocated your jaw, made your eyes bug out, and your cranium swell to 2 & 1/2 times it's normal size?... :hmmm:No, but that's pretty much what everybody looked like to me. Right before I drove home.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:08 AM
No, but that's pretty much what everybody looked like to me. Right before I drove home.

I'll make this short and point out that once I could afford the C2C streamlink I really didn't need to smoke pot anymore.

That show is 1,000x more effective than any D.A.R.E class.... :spock:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:11 AM
No shit.

Although it's not as crazy as it used to be. George has really calmed it down. Which is good in some ways. I don't like that he keeps slipping all this christian bullshit in, though. I prefer Art (who's a christian, of course, so don't the "you hate christians" crowd jump in) who just left religion out of it as much as possible. I mean, if it's christian radio I want, I'll listen to one of the christian stations. Leave the nutjob radio to the nondenominational nutjobs thank you very much.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:16 AM
No shit.

Although it's not as crazy as it used to be. George has really calmed it down. Which is good in some ways. I don't like that he keeps slipping all this christian bullshit in, though. I prefer Art (who's a christian, of course, so don't the "you hate christians" crowd jump in) who just left religion out of it as much as possible.

The other night he had on a "Luciferian" (don't ask me what the difference is between those clowns and Satanists) and it was one of the most enteresting shows in a long while (an old Art Bell replay.)

I'm not converting, but it was a really good show. Art kept reminding the audience that he makes good points even if he thinks the dark lord of all that is evil and corrupt is the idol of the guest on the mike...

Said guest was WWaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there, but it was good stuff...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:17 AM
I probably heard that when it first aired (I haven't listened to c2c in a couple of weeks, been audio-booking lately). Was it the dude who spoke about Lucifer as part of an alien race or something?

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:20 AM
I probably heard that when it first aired (I haven't listened to c2c in a couple of weeks, been audio-booking lately). Was it the dude who spoke about Lucifer as part of an alien race or something?

No, he kind of inverted the whole Christian religon thing.

Satan was the creator of the world, angels were here to lead us away from evolving and from enlightenment, Jesus was the antichrist, etc...

Stuff that would make most grandma's pass out...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:20 AM
****...I think I just drank myself sober...

luv
07-16-2005, 03:23 AM
Okay, I'm creeped out from watching a movie. Do I want to click on the link?

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:23 AM
I've been sober for a long time. I have this silly notion that it'll help me lose weight. Although my folks were in town for a week, and I had a few here and there with my dad.

Sometimes I wonder if part of my problem writing is the lack of mental lubrication.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:23 AM
Okay, I'm creeped out from watching a movie. Do I want to click on the link?You know you want to.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:25 AM
You know you want to.
Seen White Noise? I get freaked out really easy, and I just watched it by myself. With the lights on, of course. What is the link about again?

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:26 AM
Seen White Noise? I get freaked out really easy, and I just watched it by myself. With the lights on, of course. What is the link about again?Oh, that's perfect. I mean, it won't freak you out at all. It's nothing scary or spooky.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:26 AM
Seen White Noise? I get freaked out really easy, and I just watched it by myself. With the lights on, of course. What is the link about again?

No porn, no nasty, safe for work.

But it's...odd.


Apparently it's a promo for some movie...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:28 AM
I think I'm going to bed. Hope I wake up in less than 12 hours.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:28 AM
Oh, that's perfect. I mean, it won't freak you out at all. It's nothing scary or spooky.

You get rep....

luv
07-16-2005, 03:29 AM
No porn, no nasty, safe for work.

But it's...odd.


Apparently it's a promo for some movie...
Okay, here I go...

luv
07-16-2005, 03:36 AM
:spock:

One word....

COCAINE

elvomito
07-16-2005, 03:36 AM
w0)w!

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:38 AM
:spock:

One word....

COCAINE


I've seen plenty of crack babies but that is creepy. It don't compare.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 03:38 AM
:spock:

One word....

COCAINE


If you wanna hang out youíve got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She donít lie, she donít lie, she donít lie; cocaine.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:39 AM
I've seen plenty of crack babies but that is creepy. It don't compare.
It showed him snorting some at one point.

mcan
07-16-2005, 03:39 AM
The first part kinda freaked me out.

(and it's pretty hard to get me freaked out by imagery ala: The Cell, White Noise, The Ring, etc...)

But that second part just made me laugh with all the laser beams and techno. It looked like the Dust Brothers and Nine Inch Nails teamed up with David Lynch and whoever made that internet squirrel cartoon...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:40 AM
I've seen plenty of crack babiesHow many of em were yours?


Oooh, that was a mean one.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:40 AM
It showed him snorting some at one point.
And of course, whoever made that was smoking crack...same difference.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:45 AM
How many of em were yours?


Oooh, that was a mean one.

Uh....

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to keg in kc again.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:46 AM
Uh....
Pssssst....I don't think he can count that high yet. :p

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:52 AM
Pssssst....I don't think he can count that high yet. :p

Hey, if I'd ever tried crack at least then I'd have a good excuse...

luv
07-16-2005, 03:54 AM
Hey, if I'd ever tried crack at least then I'd have a good excuse...
I think he meant that you consort with crack hos.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:56 AM
Hey, if I'd ever tried crack at least then I'd have a good excuse...You're a german male. What more excuse do you need.

'course, I'm a german male, too. I wonder why I don't drink or f*ck. Probably some recessive gene.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:57 AM
You're a german male. What more excuse do you need.

'course, I'm a german male, too. I wonder why I don't drink or f*ck. Probably some recessive gene.
Neither? Sounds like a boring life.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:58 AM
I think he meant that you consort with crack hos.


....................

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:58 AM
Neither?Well, I drink occasionally. Sounds like a boring life.Sometimes.

But it's comfortable and uncomplicated. I like that.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:58 AM
I wonder why I don't drink or f*ck. Probably some recessive gene.

Yup.

The frog one... :cuss:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:59 AM
....................She's captain obvious.

F*ck, wrong thread.

luv
07-16-2005, 03:59 AM
She's captain obvious.

F*ck, wrong thread.
ROFL

Rausch
07-16-2005, 03:59 AM
But it's comfortable and uncomplicated. I like that.


That's ****ing brilliant.

If not a sig it should be a bumper sticker...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 03:59 AM
Yup.

The frog one... Are you kidding me? The french are even hornier than the germans. And they drink, it's just wine instead of beer.

No frog in me anyway.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:01 AM
ROFL

You're supposed to be the secretive and supportive one! :cuss:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:01 AM
That's ****ing brilliant.

If not a sig it should be a bumper sticker...Yeah, I like that.

Think I'll make it my new user text.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:01 AM
I come from English decent according to last name and mother's maiden name. Gotta have some German in me since I'm dark haired and fair skinned, right?

mikey23545
07-16-2005, 04:01 AM
Sweet mother of...

Thanks...I didn't need to get back to sleep tonight anyway....

luv
07-16-2005, 04:02 AM
You're supposed to be the secretive and supportive one! :cuss:
Added to your support.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:03 AM
Yeah, I like that.

Think I'll make it my new user text.
Oh god, someone told keg he's brilliant. Here we go... :p

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:04 AM
Are you kidding me? The french are even hornier than the germans. And they drink, it's just wine instead of beer.

No frog in me anyway.

I will find a cure...


http://www.incrediblehulktvseries.com/Multimedia/CDReview/Track5.rm

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:04 AM
Oh god, someone told keg he's brilliant. Here we go... I don't need anybody to tell me I'm brilliant; I've always known that. It's the lazy part that holds me back.

Now, "good looking". That would be a first. Or else a sign of blindness.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:06 AM
I don't need anybody to tell me I'm brilliant; I've always known that. It's the lazy part that holds me back.

Now, "good looking". That would be a first. Or else a sign of blindness.
Hey now, no one puts down their looks around here except for me. Just not acceptable. :harumph:

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:06 AM
I come from English decent according to last name and mother's maiden name. Gotta have some German in me since I'm dark haired and fair skinned, right?
You could be Irish? :shrug:

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:06 AM
Sweet mother of...

Thanks...I didn't need to get back to sleep tonight anyway....

Kiss my hairy ger-man azz...

Like that avy hasn't added to plenty of "BAH! WTF is tha-.....oh....it's.....rotten bastidge...." moments...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:07 AM
Hey now, no one puts down their looks around here except for me. Just not acceptable. I was ugly first, young lady. And I was here first. Deal with it.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:08 AM
Hey now, no one puts down their looks around here except for me. Just not acceptable. :harumph:

As long as you have large breasts you could look like that bastard on "Mask" and no one would notice....

luv
07-16-2005, 04:08 AM
You could be Irish? :shrug:
Nah, no red hair. And no extremely short, funny looking men in my family.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:09 AM
As long as you have large breasts you could look like that bastard on "Mask" and no one would notice....
Thanks. I'm suddenly feeling better.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:09 AM
As long as you have large breasts you could look like that bastard on "Mask" and no one would notice....Speak for yourself.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:09 AM
Nah, no red hair. And no extreme short, funny looking men in my family.
What about the large breasts?

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:10 AM
DAMMIT! :banghead:

I meant to say, "What about the loaves?"

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:10 AM
Nah, no red hair. And no extreme short, funny looking men in my family.
ROFL
Not ALL Irish have red hair. Besides, I'm short and funny looking and I'm not Irish. :p

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:10 AM
Nah, no red hair. And no extreme short, funny looking men in my family.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:11 AM
What about the large breasts?
I don't know. Do Irish women tend to have large breasts?

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:11 AM
I will find a cure...


http://www.incrediblehulktvseries.com/Multimedia/CDReview/Track5.rm


I'm convinced none of you bastards have any taste at all.... :shake:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:12 AM
I'm convinced none of you bastards have any taste at all.... :shake:I don't know which was worse, the show or the theme song.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:12 AM
Awefully big trigger for such a little gun. ROFL

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:12 AM
I don't know. Do Irish women tend to have large breasts?

They drink, have strawberry-blonde hair, and are easy....

Does it matter?...

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:12 AM
Awefully big trigger for such a little gun. ROFL
ROFL Ouchies! ROFL

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:13 AM
Man, that's harsh.

Brad got smaqued.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:13 AM
They drink, have strawberry-blonde hair, and are easy....

Does it matter?...
Hmmm...only meet one of those qualifications. Not Irish.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:14 AM
Man, that's harsh.

Brad got smaqued.
Doesn't happen often, but sometimes I can bite. :)

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:14 AM
Hmmm...only meet one of those qualifications. Not Irish.Wow, congratulations. I didn't realize you quit drinking.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:16 AM
Wow, congratulations. I didn't realize you quit drinking.
:BLVD:

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:16 AM
Wow, congratulations. I didn't realize you quit drinking.
Counter-smaque in 3 ... 2... 1 ...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:18 AM
Awefully big trigger for such a little gun. ROFL

Yeah. You hear that a lot.

Right before the stout bastard sprays you through the ****ing bedroom window...

And no, my home-owners doesn't cover splinters...

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:18 AM
Wow, congratulations. I didn't realize you quit drinking.
I didn't realize she wasn't strawberry blonde.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:19 AM
Hmmm...only meet one of those qualifications. Not Irish.

I'll be kind and accuse you of the strawberry-blonde hair...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:20 AM
Yeah. You hear that a lot.

Right before the stout bastard sprays you through the ****ing bedroom window....I don't think I want to live in your neighborhood. I guess you're getting plenty of protein.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:20 AM
I'll be kind and accuse you of the strawberry-blonde hair...
Beat you to it... and I wasn't kind.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:20 AM
I'll be kind and accuse you of the strawberry-blonde hair...I'm sorely disappointed.

mikey23545
07-16-2005, 04:20 AM
Kiss my hairy ger-man azz...

Like that avy hasn't added to plenty of "BAH! WTF is tha-.....oh....it's.....rotten bastidge...." moments...


:)

luv
07-16-2005, 04:21 AM
I'll be kind and accuse you of the strawberry-blonde hair...
lol....earlier post says dark haired and fair skinned. Try again, friend. And the answer's not easy.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:22 AM
I'm sorely disappointed.
Hey, he was nice to me after I smaqued him. He's got some class. :toast:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:23 AM
Hey, he was nice to me after I smaqued him. He's got some class.Brad?! Class?!!?

I am at a loss for words.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:24 AM
:)


I don't think you fully understand.

THe only thing that's spooked me out like that avy was when Burger king was pimping the return of the "Jackson five" about 20 years ago.

I was a kid, and Wacko Jacko was in the middle of the ill-advised poster they gave away with their kids meal. My mother still has it. It's one of those posters where Mike-the-toucher's eyes follow you NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE ROOM. They never stop looking at you. That poster freaked me plumb the **** out...

Now I know he really DID want to get me... :cuss:

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:26 AM
lol....earlier post says dark haired and fair skinned. Try again, friend. And the answer's not easy.

If you = goth then I = done with this conversation and frying some eggs with cheese and bacon.....

:shake:

luv
07-16-2005, 04:28 AM
If you = goth then I = done with this conversation and frying some eggs with cheese and bacon.....

:shake:
No no no!!!! Far from goth. When can I expect breakfast?

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:29 AM
then I = done with this conversation and frying some eggs with cheese and bacon.....

:shake:
= me hearing your arteries harden all the way over here. :D

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:30 AM
No no no!!!! Far from goth. When can I expect breakfast?

I only have one rule about dating:

I'd never date any woman I have any respect for.

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:30 AM
No no no!!!! Far from goth. When can I expect breakfast?
OH NO YOU DONT!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP!!!!!

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:30 AM
= me hearing your arteries harden all the way over here.Don't get yourself excited.

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:31 AM
Don't get yourself excited.
If you somehow found excitement in arteries, you really need a fugging date.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:31 AM
I only have one rule about dating:

I'd never date any woman I have any respect for.
Glad to hear you respect me. What does that say for your current girlfriend? :hmmm:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:31 AM
I only have one rule about dating:

I'd never date any woman I have any respect for.I was going to say that I only have one rule about dating: I'd never date any woman. But that sounded gay so I didn't.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:32 AM
OH NO YOU DONT!!! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP!!!!!
He's the one cooking.

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:33 AM
He's the one cooking.
:banghead: :cuss:

luv
07-16-2005, 04:33 AM
:banghead: :cuss:
:D

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:33 AM
I was going to say that I only have one rule about dating: I'd never date any woman. But that sounded gay so I didn't.
Even your latent homosexuality post was latent. ROFL

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:34 AM
He's the one cooking.Remember: nothing is ever free. His breakfast may require certain...services to be rendered.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:34 AM
Glad to hear you respect me. What does that say for your current girlfriend? :hmmm:


That she's a saint suffering a fool...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:34 AM
Even your latent homosexuality post was latent.I don't have any homosexual tendencies, I just can't find any women who are good enough for me. Which is okay, because at this point I'm not good enough for a woman I'd consider good enough for me.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:35 AM
Remember: nothing is ever free. His breakfast may require certain...services to be rendered.

Yup.

My internet bill is due in two weeks...

luv
07-16-2005, 04:35 AM
Remember: nothing is ever free. His breakfast may require certain...services to be rendered.
Okay, so he sleeps with girls he respects. He just doesn't date them. I can respect that. Gotta keep my pimp happy, Guess I can give him 20% of my breakfast.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:36 AM
That she's a saint suffering a fool...Or she was horny and drunk, and you were a victim of circumstance.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:36 AM
Yup.

My internet bill is due in two weeks...
Ha! Mine's included in my rent.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:36 AM
Okay, so he sleeps with girls he respects. He just doesn't date them. I can respect that. Gotta keep my pimp happy, Guess I can give him 20% of my breakfast.I don't think he wants any of your "breakfast". Just close your eyes and think of it as a protein shake.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:37 AM
That she's a saint suffering a fool...
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:37 AM
I don't have any homosexual tendencies, I just can't find any women who are good enough for me. Which is okay, because at this point I'm not good enough for a woman I'd consider good enough for me.

My ego is far too big and yours is far too small.

Somwhere there should be a mad scientist to correct all this...

luv
07-16-2005, 04:37 AM
Or she was horny and drunk, and you were a victim of circumstance.
:shake:

luv
07-16-2005, 04:38 AM
My ego is far too big and yours is far too small.

Somwhere there should be a mad scientist to correct all this...
MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:38 AM
My ego is far too big and yours is far too small.

Somwhere there should be a mad scientist to correct all this...Dude, I have an enormous ego. I just realize that hollywood starlets probably won't go for me. Yet.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:38 AM
Or she was horny and drunk, and you were a victim of circumstance.

Reverse the two and you might sink my battleship...

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:39 AM
Reverse the two and you might sink my battleship...It all amounts to the same thing.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:40 AM
Reverse the two and you might sink my battleship...
You talk the guy talk, but I'll bet she sees your soft side.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:41 AM
You talk the guy talk, but I'll bet she sees your soft side.Well, we guys call that a "penis", but I get the reference.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:41 AM
but I'll bet she sees your soft side.
Probably sees that "soft side" more often than she wants...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:41 AM
It all amounts to the same thing.

Whatever.

As long as I end up drunk without anymore unplanned offspring.... :banghead:

4th and Long
07-16-2005, 04:42 AM
Well, we guys call that a "penis", but I get the reference.
Speak for yourself, Floppy. :p

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:42 AM
Probably sees that "soft side" more often than she wants...

Nope.

She sleeps on her back now...

luv
07-16-2005, 04:43 AM
Well, we guys call that a "penis", but I get the reference.
Actually, women prefer those hard.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:43 AM
Nope.

She sleeps on her back now...
ROFL

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:43 AM
Speak for yourself, Floppy. Even when it's hard it's soft.

We may think we can hammer nails with it.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:43 AM
You talk the guy talk, but I'll bet she sees your soft side.

Don't kid yourself.

She's pretty much the bitch that equals my bastard...

:)

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:44 AM
As long as I end up drunk without anymore unplanned offspring.... Doesn't one lead to the other?

Vicious circle, that.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:44 AM
Don't kid yourself.

She's pretty much the bitch that equals my bastard...

:)
The perfect pair.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:45 AM
Doesn't one lead to the other?

Vicious circle, that.
She on the pill? That might help prevent that.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:46 AM
Don't kid yourself.

She's pretty much the bitch that equals my bastard...

:)Now we're getting creepy again.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:46 AM
The perfect pair.

Until my manhood ends up on the side of an interstate I'm happy...

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:47 AM
Until my manhood ends up on the side of an interstate I'm happy...
That should be a billboard.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:47 AM
She on the pill? That might help prevent that.


If my g/f has kids I'll let you be the first one to call the Pope...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:48 AM
That should be a billboard.

Or a brochure.... :hmmm:

luv
07-16-2005, 04:48 AM
If my g/f has kids I'll let you be the first one to call the Pope...
Who is the new Pope?

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:50 AM
Who is the new Pope?

You need your ass kicked. He's the first German pope in....****IGN LOOK IT UP! :cuss:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:51 AM
I think my hot neighbor just got home. F*cking whore was out late tonight.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:51 AM
You need your ass kicked. He's the first German pope in....****IGN LOOK IT UP! :cuss:
Sorry, I'm not Catholic, so I don't keep up with that stuff.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:52 AM
I think my hot neighbor just got home. F*cking whore was out late tonight.
Jealous?

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:52 AM
Sorry, I'm not Catholic, so I don't keep up with that stuff.Yeah, Brad. Stop being so goddamn Catholic.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:52 AM
Jealous?Of?

luv
07-16-2005, 04:52 AM
Yeah, Brad. Stop being so goddamn Catholic.
I'm not German either. That I know of anyway.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:53 AM
Of?
Never mind. I forgot. She's a woman.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:53 AM
Of?
A life?

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:53 AM
I think my hot neighbor just got home. F*cking whore was out late tonight.
ROFL

**** sci-fi.....go comedy...

luv
07-16-2005, 04:55 AM
A life?
Hell, there are times I would be jealous of that.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:56 AM
ROFL

**** sci-fi.....go comedy...Oh, there'll be tons of humor. It'll all be dark and mean, though. Some of my characters are real bastards.

Big surprise, since they're based on me.

Think I may write fantasy, too. Eventually.

Dark, though, is the real thing. Everybody dies in my stories. Or becomes evil. Because we're all evil.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:57 AM
A life?Why would I be jealous of that? I live the life I choose. If I wanted a different one, then I would simply do it. Jealousy is a waste of time.

luv
07-16-2005, 04:57 AM
G'night guys. Try to behave without me here to keep you in line.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 04:59 AM
G'night guys. Try to behave without me here to keep you in line.We'll probably all sit down and have tea when you leave.

"Finally, guys. I thought she'd never leave. Did you fellows catch that polo match on the tele? Sporting chaps, those. Brad, would you pass the cream?

Why, yes, my good fellow. Oh dear, how those French suck."

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 04:59 AM
G'night guys. Try to behave without me here to keep you in line.
Night.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 04:59 AM
Sorry, I'm not Catholic, so I don't keep up with that stuff.

Yeah, I forget that stuff like this isn't that important.

Ok, that's a lie. I'm giddy.

I might start eating hosts and $#it again.

He's german. I think he just might choke-slam those alter-boy-touching-pedo's into God's furnace of super-****-you till 'dey burn up like the stuff I grill on sunday before the game and I got all super drunk and they no longe look like the T-Bones I payed good money for...

Or something.

luv
07-16-2005, 05:01 AM
Yeah, I forget that stuff like this isn't that important.

Ok, that's a lie. I'm giddy.

I might start eating hosts and $#it again.

He's german. I think he just might choke-slam those alter-boy-touching-pedo's into God's furnace of super-****-you till 'dey burn up like the stuff I grill on sunday before the game and I got all super drunk and they no longe look like the T-Bones I payed good money for...

Or something.
I'm either too tired, or you need sleep as well...lol...g'night.

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 05:02 AM
Made perfect sense to me.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 05:03 AM
I'm either too tired, or you need sleep as well...lol...g'night.

NOOOOOoooooooooooo!

I haven't had tasty bites of cheddar cheese, bacon, and scramble eggs yet! :cuss:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 05:04 AM
I'm out, too. Gonna read a bit and then pass out.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-16-2005, 05:05 AM
I'm out, too. Gonna read a bit and then pass out.
later dude.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 05:06 AM
later dude.

I think he passed gass before he logged off.

That's just so keg... :shake:

keg in kc
07-16-2005, 05:10 AM
"Pass gas"? "Pass gas"!?!

I fart loud and proud.

Rausch
07-16-2005, 05:13 AM
"Pass gas"? "Pass gas"!?!

I fart loud and proud.

Ok, I'm out. All this egg and bacon talk has me hungry...

Rausch
07-16-2005, 12:03 PM
Ok, bump for the day people who should be creeped out as well....

Hydrae
07-16-2005, 12:29 PM
I have to agree with the early responses...


WTF???

Rausch
07-16-2005, 08:30 PM
I have to agree with the early responses...


WTF???

I think it's a movie or something...

TRR
07-16-2005, 08:41 PM
Kinda reminds me of the Paris Hilton sex video...

Mr Grimm
07-16-2005, 08:52 PM
wow...ok...WTF???
looks like a giant hemaroid in jedi training!! :shake:

marsaray
07-16-2005, 09:15 PM
Okay guys, I haven't been on for awhile and I come back to talk to some people and the first thing I see is this. Now first question is what the hell is the thing making the noises. Second since I am home alone and young it kind of freaked me out so I didn't watch it all.

WolfDawg
07-16-2005, 09:17 PM
Someone should put Johnny out of his misery, of course I feel that way about anyone who listens to techno.

ZootedGranny
07-16-2005, 09:20 PM
This Rubber Johnny video was made by Chris Cunningham, who has made some of the illest music videos I've ever seen, including Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy" and Bjork's "All is Full of Love."

marsaray
07-16-2005, 09:39 PM
No one is answering me.

FloridaChief
07-16-2005, 09:42 PM
No one is answering me.

That's because you're useless here. Where's your dad been?

Count Zarth
07-16-2005, 09:47 PM
:p

Count Zarth
07-16-2005, 09:48 PM
Synopsis: Johnny is a hyperactive, shape-shifting mutant child, kept locked away in a basement. With only his feverish imagination and his terrified dog for company, he finds ways to amuse himself in the dark.

marsaray
07-16-2005, 09:53 PM
I just got done speaking with my father actually. I had him look at this movie. Which is really weird...

Count Zarth
07-16-2005, 09:54 PM
I just got done speaking with my father actually. I had him look at this movie. Which is really weird...

You're weird.

Valiant
07-16-2005, 09:57 PM
http://www.wimp.com/rubberjohnny/

I have no idea what this is all about but it gives me the willies... STFU


Its a little spider monkey...

Bowser
07-16-2005, 09:57 PM
Its a little spider monkey...

That's what I was thinking........

marsaray
07-16-2005, 10:04 PM
Good ol' spider monkeys...

marsaray
07-16-2005, 10:10 PM
I take it back.. It is only scary in the begaining...

marsaray
07-16-2005, 10:11 PM
You can buy it on dvd.. But I am not sure why you'd want to..

Bowser
07-16-2005, 10:14 PM
You can buy it on dvd.. But I am not sure why you'd want to..

Because you've had your eye on that hardcore Goth chick for days, and you must have her. This video is her Spanish Fly.

mcan
07-16-2005, 10:20 PM
This Rubber Johnny video was made by Chris Cunningham, who has made some of the illest music videos I've ever seen, including Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy" and Bjork's "All is Full of Love."


Chris Cunninham is rad. His DVD has a ton of cool stuff on it. There are a couple of other DVDs in that series (Michel Gondry and Spike Jonze). Ironically both of those guys have directed feature films that were written by Charlie Kaufman. They are pretty cool if you like the indi film / Emo kinda artsy stuff. I love the cinimatography and think that the videos especially are quite good. I'm not into the musci though, and everything after the dialogue in that film was pretty stupid. But that first part scared the crap outta me.

marsaray
07-16-2005, 10:28 PM
Because you've had your eye on that hardcore Goth chick for days, and you must have her. This video is her Spanish Fly.
Why stop at goth chics? I can go and get some weird anime girls too, I am sure they are into this kind stuff.

ZootedGranny
07-16-2005, 10:35 PM
Chris Cunninham is rad. His DVD has a ton of cool stuff on it. There are a couple of other DVDs in that series (Michel Gondry and Spike Jonze). Ironically both of those guys have directed feature films that were written by Charlie Kaufman. They are pretty cool if you like the indi film / Emo kinda artsy stuff. I love the cinimatography and think that the videos especially are quite good. I'm not into the musci though, and everything after the dialogue in that film was pretty stupid. But that first part scared the crap outta me.

Yeah, I already have them, easily worth the cheap price.

The Director's Label series is adding 4 more DVDs in September, with the collections of Mark Romanek, Stephane Sednaoui, Anton Corbijn and Jonathan Glazer.

marsaray
07-16-2005, 10:46 PM
You guys is weird. I don't know how you can enjoy such things.. But to all his own..

Logical
07-16-2005, 10:54 PM
LOL,

I thought the creepy thing was a monkey given Brad's obsession with monkeys. Now I will be cruel, Brad is this that kid of yours you just found out about?







damn I deserve an ass kicking for that

Ultra Peanut
07-16-2005, 11:19 PM
But that second part just made me laugh with all the laser beams and techno. It looked like the Dust Brothers and Nine Inch Nails teamed up with David Lynch and whoever made that internet squirrel cartoon...ROFL

keg in kc
07-17-2005, 12:53 AM
damn I deserve an ass kicking for thatI'm sure a PM is on it's way already. Quiver in fear.

Ultra Peanut
07-17-2005, 09:21 AM
Awesome. Completely batshit, kinda nasty, and... awesome.

The freaky "interview," the glitchy, IDM-type music, the dancing, the smushy bits... brilliant. Twisted, but brilliant.

Sweet mother of...

Thanks...I didn't need to get back to sleep tonight anyway....For the rest of us, all it would take is your ****ing avatar...