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The Pedestrian
07-16-2005, 12:46 PM
http://www.kwwl.com/Global/story.asp?S=3599308
BARTLESVILLE, Okla. An Oklahoma woman who allegedly drank so much that she gave birth to a drunk baby is charged with child neglect.

A police affidavit says Melissa Tanner had a blood alcohol content of point-two-nine percent when she gave birth June 30th. Police say the baby girl was at point-two-one percent.

Hospital staff had to use an oxygen bag to help the baby start breathing and gave her medication to counteract any narcotics.

Police say Tanner told them she and another person had just polished off a case of beer -- and that she regularly drank during pregnancy.

A sheriff's investigator says the baby has fetal alcohol syndrome.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention lists the syndrome as the leading preventable cause of mental retardation and physical deformity. The severity of the girl's disability won't be known until she is older.

|Zach|
07-16-2005, 12:46 PM
Apalling.

Count Alex's Losses
07-16-2005, 12:48 PM
Jesus, this is why we need to start handing out reproduction licenses.

Simplex3
07-16-2005, 12:48 PM
TAKE THE BABY AWAY. This bitch has proven that she is incapable of making rational decisions for herself, much less her child.

Of course some liberal panty-waist won't allow it because she might change or some other such nonsense.

Cannibal
07-16-2005, 01:05 PM
TAKE THE BABY AWAY. This bitch has proven that she is incapable of making rational decisions for herself, much less her child.

Of course some liberal panty-waist won't allow it because she might change or some other such nonsense.

The bitch that drank the case is a populist republican, right wing gunt.

Simplex3
07-16-2005, 01:09 PM
The bitch that drank the case is a populist republican, right wing gunt.
And your evidence would be...

Not that it matters what politcal party she's affiliated with. Any way you slice it she's a f**king idiot and way to dumb to teach a child anything positive.

Cannibal
07-16-2005, 01:12 PM
And your evidence would be...

Not that it matters what politcal party she's affiliated with. Any way you slice it she's a f**king idiot and way to dumb to teach a child anything positive.

She's a redneck from Oklahoma, there is a 99% percent chance that she is a "guns, god and gays" republican.

I do agree that the child should be taken away though.

Brock
07-16-2005, 01:16 PM
She's a redneck from Oklahoma, there is a 99% percent chance that she is a "guns, god and gays" republican.

I do agree that the child should be taken away though.

More likely an Indian on welfare.

Cannibal
07-16-2005, 01:18 PM
More likely an Indian on welfare.

Possible, I suppose, but doubtful. There aren't many Indians around anymore if you haven't noticed, even in Oklahoma.

I pretty damn sure I'm on the money. ROFL

Brock
07-16-2005, 01:22 PM
Possible, I suppose, but doubtful. There aren't many Indians around anymore if you haven't noticed, even in Oklahoma.

I pretty damn sure I'm on the money. ROFL

Whatever floats your boat.

Cannibal
07-16-2005, 01:24 PM
Whatever floats your boat.
:thumb:

mikey23545
07-16-2005, 01:28 PM
The bitch that drank the case is a populist republican, right wing gunt.
Well, since the baby has fetal alcohol syndrome, I'm sure it will grow up to be a liberal democrat...

|Zach|
07-16-2005, 01:30 PM
This thread has taken a turn filled with mystery and dumbassery.

Brock
07-16-2005, 01:34 PM
This thread has taken a turn filled with mystery and dumbassery.

No lie.

Count Alex's Losses
07-16-2005, 01:42 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Otter
07-16-2005, 01:58 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Mommies basement, star wars and computer games is no way to go through life.

Count Alex's Losses
07-16-2005, 02:13 PM
Mommies basement, star wars and computer games is no way to go through life.

I feel sorry for anyone who's life consists solely of those things.

By the way, we don't have a basement. :D

KCChiefsMan
07-16-2005, 02:15 PM
Jesus, this is why we need to start handing out reproduction licenses.

and enforce mandatory abortions

Zebedee DuBois
07-16-2005, 02:17 PM
Jesus, this is why we need to start handing out reproduction licenses.

What? More government laws and regulations?

Don't get Big_Daddy started!

Count Alex's Losses
07-16-2005, 02:21 PM
and enforce mandatory abortions

I don't know about that.

luv
07-16-2005, 02:21 PM
and enforce mandatory abortions
Whoa! Is it the baby's fault momma drank? Why would an abortion be mandatory in this case?

Zebedee DuBois
07-16-2005, 02:22 PM
Whoa! Is it the baby's fault momma drank? Why would an abortion be mandatory in this case?

He may have meant a retroactive one for the mother.

luv
07-16-2005, 02:24 PM
She's a redneck from Oklahoma, there is a 99% percent chance that she is a "guns, god and gays" republican.

I do agree that the child should be taken away though.
Who the f*ck cares what her political affiliation might be? She's a self-centered, stupid c*nt for doing that to her unborn child.

Otter
07-16-2005, 02:29 PM
I feel sorry for anyone who's life consists solely of those things.

By the way, we don't have a basement. :D

I stand corrected.