View Full Version : 0 TO 200 IN less than 4 SEC's

07-17-2005, 08:14 PM
May be old and recycled, but ....

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds
or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending

07-17-2005, 08:22 PM
Heh, Mine goes to 287 in 4 seconds..........

Skip Towne
07-17-2005, 08:22 PM
The best I can do is my buddy's '55 chevy. 130 mph in 10.39 seconds

07-17-2005, 08:29 PM
Heh, Mine goes to 287 in 4 seconds..........

Mine used to hit 235, but I've been working on that. I've kept the same time but can only hit 207 now days!!

07-17-2005, 08:33 PM
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."