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mcan
07-17-2005, 11:12 PM
...is a badass.

His show is on TLC, and it's the only television show (besides football) that I haven't flipped around during commercials. Most TV really sucks. But I can't get enough of this...

Miles
07-17-2005, 11:25 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, may we have silence, please, as magician David Blaine will now eat... his... own... head."


http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/504/blaine_eathead.gif

leviw
07-17-2005, 11:30 PM
He is freaking amazing. That mind-reading stuff is trippy.

luv
07-17-2005, 11:32 PM
...is a badass.

His show is on TLC, and it's the only television show (besides football) that I haven't flipped around during commercials. Most TV really sucks. But I can't get enough of this...
I'm a TLC addict...but, then again, I'm a chick. I like the decorating shows, makeover shows, etc. My favorite though is on Tuesday nights (so I have to hopefully catch reruns on the weekends since I work nights) is Overhaulin'. They take classic cars that ppl have let go to $hit, and fix them up. Chip Foose rocks. And the male host is a hottie. You guys might like the female hostess as well.

luv
07-17-2005, 11:34 PM
Oh, and the special they run sometimes on David Blaine is awesome.

Ninjaman
07-17-2005, 11:36 PM
He must be if he can get a hot chicks.

He looks like Osama bin laden's retarded son.

Ultra Peanut
07-18-2005, 03:50 AM
Derren Brown kicks David "pompous git" Blaine's ass any day of the week.

KChiefsQT
07-18-2005, 04:21 AM
He's a nutttttt!! (in a good way) I can't believe some of the shat he does. Truly amazing....ohhh yeah...magical.

Pants
07-18-2005, 01:49 PM
Derren Brown kicks David "pompous git" Blaine's ass any day of the week.

Which one did the special zombie video game?

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:57 PM
I'd pay to see the guy.

He's one of the few magicians where you see him do his thing and think "Wow. I have ****ing idea how he did that..."

Electric
07-18-2005, 02:02 PM
He's a nutttttt!! (in a good way) I can't believe some of the shat he does. Truly amazing....ohhh yeah...magical.

I thought you were going to Texas!!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-18-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm not so sure David Blaine isn't the anti-christ. He's just too powerful and strange to be a mortal man.

Duck Dog
07-18-2005, 02:15 PM
I've never seen the show. But his website sure sucks bawls.

Ninjaman
07-18-2005, 03:15 PM
Most of his tricks can be found on the net.

I am no big magic fan because i know they use special props.

leviw
07-18-2005, 03:35 PM
Most of his tricks can be found on the net.

I am no big magic fan because i know they use special props.

...and there's no such thing as Santa either!

Ari Chi3fs
07-18-2005, 03:41 PM
i think David Blaine is way tapped into Esoteric Knowledge or some shit... Its bizarre.

Ari Chi3fs
07-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Ollie Gates...is a badass.

His restaurant is on State Line, and it's the only BBQ joint (besides Arthur Bryantsl) that I go to. Most BBQ places really suck. But I can't get enough of this...

Mmmm... just ate my lunch leftovers.

http://www.forbiddenpigs.com/images/Gates_BBQ.jpg

RedNFeisty
07-18-2005, 04:11 PM
...is a badass.

His show is on TLC, and it's the only television show (besides football) that I haven't flipped around during commercials. Most TV really sucks. But I can't get enough of this...

He does some crazy things that make you think, but his lack of personality ruins it for me. Get some charisma man.

KChiefsQT
07-18-2005, 04:15 PM
I thought you were going to Texas!!!!
I am leaving tomorrow early a.m., why?

leviw
05-08-2006, 06:59 PM
Can he hold his breath underwater for nine minutes??? (on ABC, now.)




On a sidenote, it figures that tool Stuart Scott would be hosting this.

58-4ever
05-08-2006, 07:26 PM
Can he hold his breath underwater for nine minutes??? (on ABC, now.)




On a sidenote, it figures that tool Stuart Scott would be hosting this.

I don't mind Stu, I think he's perfect for an event like this.

stevieray
05-08-2006, 07:27 PM
Derren Brown kicks David "pompous git" Blaine's ass any day of the week.

Who is Derren Brown?

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:28 PM
There's no way he can do it.

SNR
05-08-2006, 07:43 PM
I'm a TLC addict...but, then again, I'm a chick. I like the decorating shows, makeover shows, etc. My favorite though is on Tuesday nights (so I have to hopefully catch reruns on the weekends since I work nights) is Overhaulin'. They take classic cars that ppl have let go to $hit, and fix them up. Chip Foose rocks. And the male host is a hottie. You guys might like the female hostess as well.Do you watch that reality show about the midgets?

It actually isn't too bad, though there's got to be tons of stuff I could be doing to make better use of my time...

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:45 PM
He's been under for three minutes now...

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:47 PM
And what's with the dramatic music?

Delano
05-08-2006, 07:47 PM
Do you watch that reality show about the midgets?

It actually isn't too bad, though there's got to be tons of stuff I could be doing to make better use of my time...

The father is a fuggen quack-job but I like seeing the young midget face all the trials that he has to go through and more often than not, fail.

Delano
05-08-2006, 07:48 PM
And what's with the dramatic music?

I honestly can't believe this shit get's broadcast. What is it, a two hour special for one little stunt?

leviw
05-08-2006, 07:49 PM
He's going to die.

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:50 PM
He failed. :(

Delano
05-08-2006, 07:50 PM
He's going to die.

LOL - "The diver's are in the sphere."

"Relax, Relax!!"

I hope this ****s with his ego.

leviw
05-08-2006, 07:52 PM
He's going to die.

Oops...sorry. I was watching the Royals game. Forgot to flip over.


Wrong drowning.

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:53 PM
That is some scary stoopid sh!t.

SPchief
05-08-2006, 07:55 PM
What a nutcase

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:56 PM
What a crybaby. Back to my Royals who are winning 4-2.

leviw
05-08-2006, 07:57 PM
Stuart Scott needs to get a grip.

Delano
05-08-2006, 07:58 PM
Stuart Scott needs to get a grip.

OMG!!! DAVID BLAINE {GOD} has more powers than astronauts!! He can walk after swimming!OMG!

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 07:59 PM
OMG! Look at his hands! :Lin: :Lin: :Lin:

VonneMarie
05-08-2006, 08:01 PM
OMG!!! DAVID BLAINE {GOD} has more powers than astronauts!! He can walk after swimming!OMG!
ROFL

unlurking
05-08-2006, 08:04 PM
Maybe I'm the only one, but I can't stand Blaine. This stupid stunt and the one he did in a diaper was absolutely retarded.

Gonzo
05-08-2006, 08:14 PM
"Ladies and gentlemen, may we have silence, please, as magician David Blaine will now eat... his... own... head."


http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/504/blaine_eathead.gif

Faaaaw ROFL

Archie F. Swin
05-08-2006, 09:28 PM
I dont like his "big stunts"...but his sidewalk slight of hand is mind blowing.

KingPriest2
05-08-2006, 09:28 PM
I rather see Criss Angel Mindfreak on A and E

http://www.aetv.com/criss_angel/index.jsp

tk13
05-08-2006, 09:30 PM
David Copperfield would've stayed underwater for 15 minutes, made the bowl disappear, then had sex with three women, all in the same night.

chiefsfaninNC
05-08-2006, 09:37 PM
David Copperfield would've stayed underwater for 15 minutes, made the bowl disappear, then had sex with three women, all in the same night.


He would have also made some woman in the audience pregnant through one of the three surogates.

Archie F. Swin
05-08-2006, 09:38 PM
sex with women

you had me going until you typed that

KcMizzou
05-08-2006, 09:39 PM
I rather see Criss Angel Mindfreak on A and E


That guy cracks me up. So overly dramatic.

stevieray
05-08-2006, 09:41 PM
That guy cracks me up. So overly dramatic.

Eyeliner isn't just for the eighties!

tk13
05-08-2006, 09:43 PM
you had me going until you typed that
Did you see the story from a couple weeks ago where somebody tried to rob him? He was supposedly being accompanied by a couple "assistants". *Cough* Yeah right.

SNR
05-08-2006, 10:25 PM
David Copperfield would've stayed underwater for 15 minutes, made the bowl disappear, then had sex with three women, all in the same night.Also, did you know that as soon as David Copperfield was born, he slapped the OB nurse in the face and had sex with her right then and there. At that point it was the third woman he had sex with in his life...

el borracho
05-08-2006, 10:26 PM
Also, did you know that as soon as David Copperfield was born, he slapped the OB nurse in the face and had sex with her right then and there. At that point it was the third woman he had sex with in his life...
What's so unusual about that?

SPchief
05-08-2006, 10:27 PM
What's so unusual about that?


Other than the fact that it implies David Copperfield actually had sex with a woman??

Rausch
05-08-2006, 10:27 PM
Also, did you know that as soon as David Copperfield was born, he slapped the OB nurse in the face and had sex with her right then and there. At that point it was the third woman he had sex with in his life...

If you can prove that nancy boy had sex with ANY woman, EVER, I'll eat a wolverine ass first...

SPchief
05-08-2006, 10:29 PM
If you can prove that nancy boy had sex with ANY woman, EVER, I'll eat a wolverine ass first...


Slowpoke

Rausch
05-08-2006, 10:33 PM
Slowpoke

You'll have to excuse my confused priorities, I rank cold beer above arguments about David Copperfield's sex life...

SPchief
05-08-2006, 10:35 PM
You'll have to excuse my confused priorities, I rank cold beer above arguments about David Copperfield's sex life...


While normally I would agree with you, tonight I am trying to get over being sick, so drinking is out of the question.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-09-2006, 12:45 AM
Was anyone else hoping he would die?? Seriously..

BCD
05-09-2006, 01:06 AM
I like his street magic, otherwise, its boring. I cannot stand that ****ing 'mindfreak'.

BCD
05-09-2006, 01:09 AM
Overhaulin'. They take classic cars that ppl have let go to $hit, and fix them up. Chip Foose rocks. And the male host is a hottie. You guys might like the female hostess as well.I HATE that new bitch on there. Cannot stand to here her talk. I miss Courtney. She's on Spike TV now...

POND_OF_RED
05-09-2006, 04:16 AM
what i dont understand is why he still got applauded...all he did was waste peoples time...if i were there i would have been throwing shit at him...

MOhillbilly
05-09-2006, 06:57 AM
I am convinced he is a demon doing the darklords buisness on earth.

jspchief
05-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Was anyone else hoping he would die?? Seriously..Yes. Seriously.

RockChalk
05-09-2006, 09:10 AM
Was anyone else hoping he would die?? Seriously..

The thought crossed my mind more than once while he was shaking violently in the sphere. That only could've been topped by someone shooting Stuart Scott in his right eye.

ArrowheadHawk
05-09-2006, 09:49 AM
The thought crossed my mind more than once while he was shaking violently in the sphere. That only could've been topped by someone shooting Stuart Scott in his right eye.damn you guys are mean

RockChalk
05-09-2006, 10:09 AM
damn you guys are mean

This guys sucks. It's only a matter of time before one of his stunts kill him.

RedNFeisty
05-09-2006, 10:10 AM
David Blaine sucks arse.

jspchief
05-09-2006, 10:13 AM
This guys sucks. It's only a matter of time before one of his stunts kill him.I think it's a matter of neccesity that someone dies doing one of these stunts.

The entire selling point was "drowned alive" (I won't even start on the stupidity of that phrase). But in reality is was "just see how long he can hold his breath". It wasn't a life or death stunt. It was a life or moderate discomfort stunt.

For me to find this crap entertaining, I'll have to believe he's actually risking his life. Otherwise, it's no more dangerous than the stunts on Fear Factor, where no one will ever die.

Rain Man
05-09-2006, 10:15 AM
For me to find this crap entertaining, I'll have to believe he's actually risking his life. Otherwise, it's no more dangerous than the stunts on Fear Factor, where no one will ever die.


You just ruined Fear Factor for me.

RedNFeisty
05-09-2006, 10:16 AM
I think it's a matter of neccesity that someone dies doing one of these stunts.

The entire selling point was "drowned alive" (I won't even start on the stupidity of that phrase). But in reality is was "just see how long he can hold his breath". It wasn't a life or death stunt. It was a life or moderate discomfort stunt.

For me to find this crap entertaining, I'll have to believe he's actually risking his life. Otherwise, it's no more dangerous than the stunts on Fear Factor, where no one will ever die.

Agreed!

jspchief
05-09-2006, 10:18 AM
You just ruined Fear Factor for me.I never understood that show. There's really little or no risk of injury doing any of those stunts. Sure, there's a mild amount of fear involved with stepping onto a high wire, but rational thought will tell you the safety harness makes that fear irrational.

That, and there's nothing fear related with eating disgusting things.

CanadianChief
05-09-2006, 10:19 AM
How long did he actually hold his breathe for?

Mile High Mania
05-09-2006, 10:59 AM
It was a waste of time. I think he went over 7 minutes... I was flipping channels and stumbled across it at the 5 and a 1/2 minute mark. Freaking Stuart Scott doing the play by play... boring.

He lived in that sphere of water for about 7 days prior to holding his breath for 7 minutes... kudos.

sayanika
09-10-2008, 05:39 AM
All right, I am extremely interested in watching magic show and I want to try to learn that. I have already tried online but I havenít got any good reference. I want to get appropriate teaching regarding my desire. So I really need your help. Where can I get good standard magic books? Please tell me. Any helpful comments would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Von Dumbass
09-10-2008, 05:47 AM
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Jewish Rabbi
09-10-2008, 08:56 AM
All right, I am extremely interested in watching magic show and I want to try to learn that. I have already tried online but I havenít got any good reference. I want to get appropriate teaching regarding my desire. So I really need your help. Where can I get good standard magic books? Please tell me. Any helpful comments would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

WTF is up with people Googling shit, finding all the random ass crap we post on here, then joining? This is the second time in 18 hours, though the first one was at least a recent thread...

Jewish Rabbi
09-10-2008, 08:56 AM
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And this is a repost, by the way...

chasedude
09-10-2008, 10:01 AM
WTF is up with people Googling shit, finding all the random ass crap we post on here, then joining? This is the second time in 18 hours, though the first one was at least a recent thread...

Are we having a bad day?