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CosmicPal
07-18-2005, 12:07 AM
This is the fourth installment of the Ultimate ChiefsPlanet List. (I tried linking the past lists for nostalgic reasons, but was not able to locate them) Anyways, without further ado- the latest Ultimate ChiefsPlanet List:

1. Planeteer most likely to be a castmember on Saturday Night Live?

2. Planeteer most likely to be caught eating tofu and doing yoga?

3. Planeteer most likely to end up in an alcohol/drug treatment program?

4. Planeteer most likely to be seen on a reality TV series?

5. Planeteer with the best chance to win an award for BBQ brisket at the American Royal?

6. Planeteer most likely to be seen dating a Chiefs cheerleader?

7. Planeteer most likely to be living with mom and dad after the age of 40?

8. Planeteer most likely to discover an alternative energy source?

9. Planeteer most likely to be caught with a prostitute?

10. Planeteer most likely to be found sleeping with Michael Jackson?

11. Planeteer most likely to be arrested for stalking a famous film star?

12. Planeteer most likely to be busted for urinating on the White House lawn?

13. Planeteer most likely to still be on ChiefsPlanet thirty years from now?

14. Planeteer most likely to be mailing Vermeil game-day strategies?

15. Planeteer you expect to find bagging groceries at Price Chopper?

16. Planeteer you wouldn’t mind leaving your children with as you and your significant other go out on the town?

17. Planeteer to be found driving a Porsche 911 through the Plaza?

18. Planeteer most likely to be caught stealing a Porsche 911?

19. Planeteer most likely to be caught streaking across the grass of Arrowhead and getting clocked by Boomer Grigsby?

20. Planeteer most likely to be caught having sex with animals?

chiefsfan58
07-18-2005, 12:25 AM
ahahah, something like a third of these are BIG DADDY. =p

Count Zarth
07-18-2005, 12:33 AM
1. Planeteer most likely to be a castmember on Saturday Night Live?


Raiderhader


2. Planeteer most likely to be caught eating tofu and doing yoga?


AustinChief

3. Planeteer most likely to end up in an alcohol/drug treatment program?

ENDelt260

4. Planeteer most likely to be seen on a reality TV series?

ZachKC

5. Planeteer with the best chance to win an award for BBQ brisket at the American Royal?

Htismaqe

6. Planeteer most likely to be seen dating a Chiefs cheerleader?

AustinChief if it's a hot one.

8. Planeteer most likely to discover an alternative energy source?

Rain Man

9. Planeteer most likely to be caught with a prostitute?

ENDelt260

10. Planeteer most likely to be found sleeping with Michael Jackson?

Slayer Diablo

11. Planeteer most likely to be arrested for stalking a famous film star?

Jenson71

12. Planeteer most likely to be busted for urinating on the White House lawn?

MemyselfI

13. Planeteer most likely to still be on ChiefsPlanet thirty years from now?

Phobia

14. Planeteer most likely to be mailing Vermeil game-day strategies?

Laz

15. Planeteer you expect to find bagging groceries at Price Chopper?

Chiefs4me after her messy divorce

16. Planeteer you wouldn’t mind leaving your children with as you and your significant other go out on the town?

KCWolfman

17. Planeteer to be found driving a Porsche 911 through the Plaza?

Dave Lane, that rich bastard.

18. Planeteer most likely to be caught stealing a Porsche 911?

MOhillbilly

19. Planeteer most likely to be caught streaking across the grass of Arrowhead and getting clocked by Boomer Grigsby?

Phobia! ROFL

20. Planeteer most likely to be caught having sex with animals?

Skip Towne.

luv
07-18-2005, 01:14 AM
Hmmmm, I noticed gochiefs skipped number seven. :hmmm:

I couldn't think of them all, since I don't know you all well enough. But here's what I do have.

1. Psicosis
2. keg in kc - losing all that weight
3. ENDelt
4.
5.
6. AustinChief
7. gochiefs
8.
9. Rausch
10. Do we have members that young?
11. mccan
12.
13.
14.
15.
16. luv2rite (I love kids)
17. frazod - or that would be in a 'stang. Never mind.
18.
19.
20.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:31 AM
Too late, I've already been cought with a prostitute (in public, no paying and no putting out...)

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:39 AM
2. keg in kc - losing all that weightYoga is a possibility. But I wouldn't eat tofu if it were the only food left on god's green earth.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:39 AM
Too late, I've already been cought with a prostitute (in public, no paying and no putting out...)


uh, hm right......

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:39 AM
Yoga is a possibility. But I wouldn't eat tofu if it were the only food left on god's green earth.

It's good stuff if you put enough BBQ sauce on it.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:41 AM
Too late, I've already been cought with a prostitute (in public, no paying and no putting out...)Tim doesn't count. They never paid him for that onboard ship. And those days are long behind him. He was only "experimenting" anyway.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:41 AM
It's good stuff if you put enough BBQ sauce on it.I'd rather eat beans and sausage. Which I just happen to be eating as we speak. Err, type.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:44 AM
Tim doesn't count. They never paid him for that onboard ship. And those days are long behind him. He was only "experimenting" anyway.



ROFL

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:45 AM
I'd rather eat beans and sausage. Which I just happen to be eating as we speak. Err, type.


Mix it with tofu.

It's GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:45 AM
ROFLLaugh it up now. They'll be hell to pay later.

Oh wait. Nevermind. I wrote that post.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:45 AM
Mix it with tofu.

It's GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!Not on your life.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:49 AM
Not on your life.


Where's your sense of adventure?

Can't be any worse than some of the shit you drank in high school.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:49 AM
Where's your sense of adventure?

Can't be any worse than some of the shit you drank in high school.I never drank anything in high school, which probably tells you something about my sense of adventure.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:51 AM
uh, hm right......


It was pretty cool.

Imagine Lost In Translation, only I wasn't rich n' famous and she was a stripper/prostitute. She said she was on vacation. I didn't know hookers went on vacation, but with the money she claimed she made she could probably afford one once a month.

Anyway, it was like my own private "Hookers on the Point" interview session. I should try and film a "Supersize Me" type documentary. Only with hookers... :hmmm:

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:51 AM
I never drank anything in high school, which probably tells you something about my sense of adventure.


Jesus, now I understand.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:52 AM
I never drank anything in high school, which probably tells you something about my sense of adventure.

Yeah, it sucks. You need a vacation.

And for the price of airfare and hotel stay I'll show you how to PROPERLY take one... :)

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:53 AM
It was pretty cool.

Imagine Lost In Translation, only I wasn't rich n' famous and she was a stripper/prostitute. She said she was on vacation. I didn't know hookers went on vacation, but with the money she claimed she made she could probably afford one once a month.

Anyway, it was like my own private "Hookers on the Point" interview session. I should try and film a "Supersize Me" type documentary. Only with hookers... :hmmm:


I followed you right up til the supersize ME comment. From there I was lost.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:54 AM
Yeah, it sucks. You need a vacation.

And for the price of airfare and hotel stay I'll show you how to PROPERLY take one... :)Hell, my whole life is a vacation. I'm starting to get tired of being poor, though.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:54 AM
Yeah, it sucks. You need a vacation.

And for the price of airfare and hotel stay I'll show you how to PROPERLY take one... :)


Rent-a-devil on the shoulder.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:55 AM
Hell, my whole life is a vacation. I'm starting to get tired of being poor, though.


You should become a hitman.

Hell I'd pay you a good $5 to take care of some the riffraff around here.


Wait, I'm not sure if I'm riffraff.


:banghead:

mcan
07-18-2005, 01:55 AM
Without knowing a ton of you all that well... Here goes:

1. Planeteer most likely to be a castmember on Saturday Night Live?
Rain Man
2. Planeteer most likely to be caught eating tofu and doing yoga?
Denise
3. Planeteer most likely to end up in an alcohol/drug treatment program?
I would say ENDelt, but I don't think he'll ever see it as a "problem."
4. Planeteer most likely to be seen on a reality TV series?
Big Daddy Can't you see him on "the Real World."
5. Planeteer with the best chance to win an award for BBQ brisket at the American Royal?
Don't know who cooks a lot. I stay away from "grill" threads. I think the last one was started by Big Daddy though so I'll go with him.
6. Planeteer most likely to be seen dating a Chiefs cheerleader?
Jaime / Raiderhater But it will be one the fugly ones... J/K Jaimes.
7. Planeteer most likely to be living with mom and dad after the age of 40?
Gochiefs no doubt...
8. Planeteer most likely to discover an alternative energy source?
Kyle / AustinChief Just because he's a genious for coming up with this board.
9. Planeteer most likely to be caught with a prostitute?
ENDelt
10. Planeteer most likely to be found sleeping with Michael Jackson?
I think the only one Michael would be attracted to would be Jaime. (boyish)
11. Planeteer most likely to be arrested for stalking a famous film star?
ME... Think Keira Knightly
12. Planeteer most likely to be busted for urinating on the White House lawn?
:hmmm:
13. Planeteer most likely to still be on ChiefsPlanet thirty years from now?
Phil / Phobia
14. Planeteer most likely to be mailing Vermeil game-day strategies?
Me... I've done it before. I swear to God, Jeff Saturday raises his head before he snaps the damned ball EVERYTIME. If just one member of the Chiefs' staff would have listened we would have rolled the Colts easily. I even yelled it to Eric Hicks while he was warming up. Eric was like, "thanks kid."
15. Planeteer you expect to find bagging groceries at Price Chopper?
ME... I've done it before...
16. Planeteer you wouldn’t mind leaving your children with as you and your significant other go out on the town?
Angel. She's awesome with kids.
17. Planeteer to be found driving a Porsche 911 through the Plaza?
Carleton Grey kidding of course... It's gotta be Jason Whitlock

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:55 AM
I followed you right up til the supersize ME comment. From there I was lost.

Fake breasts, real breasts, whatever...just supersize 'em for me... :)

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 01:57 AM
Fake breasts, real breasts, whatever...just supersize 'em for me... :)


Cool didn't know where that was going but now I follow.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 01:57 AM
Rent-a-devil on the shoulder.

:hmmm:

You might be onto something there....

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 01:59 AM
Hey, if you need someone to f*ck hookers for 30 days, just gimme a call, so long as you're paying for it and provide enough (new) rubbers for me to use like 3 at every go.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 02:01 AM
Hey, if you need someone to f*ck hookers for 30 days, just gimme a call, so long as you're paying for it and provide enough (new) rubbers for me to use like 3 at every go.

BTW, NEVER use more than one condom. Friction builds and tears holes in both of 'em.

No, I wasn't dumb enough to try it, I brought it up with my Doc one time joking around and he went into a 15 minute rant on how bad an idea that was...

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:03 AM
BTW, NEVER use more than one condom. Friction builds and tears holes in both of 'em.

No, I wasn't dumb enough to try it, I brought it up with my Doc one time joking around and he went into a 15 minute rant on how bad an idea that was...Hah.

I can't remember the last time I used a condom.

I'm not sure how I feel about that fact, now that I mention it.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:03 AM
Hey, if you need someone to f*ck hookers for 30 days, just gimme a call, so long as you're paying for it and provide enough (new) rubbers for me to use like 3 at every go.


Dude if he's paying for the hos the least you can do is bring your own plastic.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 02:05 AM
Hah.

I can't remember the last time I used a condom.

I'm not sure how I feel about that fact, now that I mention it.

I know how I feel about it...

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:05 AM
BTW, NEVER use more than one condom. Friction builds and tears holes in both of 'em.

No, I wasn't dumb enough to try it, I brought it up with my Doc one time joking around and he went into a 15 minute rant on how bad an idea that was...


I'm pretty sure this is how my exwife was conceived.

Might I add that nowadays she is an angry, angry woman.

Conclusion: rubber friction makes average ordinary evil women into Super Angry, angry women.

Rausch
07-18-2005, 02:07 AM
Conclusion: rubber friction makes average ordinary evil women into Super Angry, angry women.

So does dating me.

I don't attract psycho's, I create them... :shake:

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:07 AM
I thought average ordinary evil woman was Super Angry, angry woman .

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:09 AM
So does dating me.

I don't attract psycho's, I create them...I attract them. Definitely. That's part of the reason I don't date. I draw abuse victims and girls with serious self-esteem issues. I wish I was a better looking guy so normal, everyday type girls would look at me once or twice.

But, since I look how I look, I'll just have to figure out a way to get rich.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:11 AM
I thought average ordinary evil woman was Super Angry, angry woman .


:shake:

NO this chick is like 5'0 with a 6'0 chip on her shoulder.

She had to use my child support to hire a little monkey mofo to help her little munchkin ass carry the chip around.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:11 AM
I attract them. Definitely. That's part of the reason I don't date. I draw abuse victims and girls with serious self-esteem issues. I wish I was a better looking guy so normal, everyday type girls would look at me once or twice.

But, since I look how I look, I'll just have to figure out a way to get rich.


or get a penis enlargement.....

Rausch
07-18-2005, 02:13 AM
or get a penis enlargement.....

Watching Fox And Friends in the morning and hitting mute does it for me. Tripples in size, eazy.

No $#it...

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:14 AM
or get a penis enlargement.....Well, I hate to brag but...

Maybe I should wear a ski mask, and just introduce myself by whipping it out.

Something tells me that might get me arrested, though. Although, honestly, some of the afore-mentioned abuse victims and self-esteem-voids would love that kind of thing.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:15 AM
Watching Fox And Friends in the morning and hitting mute does it for me. Tripples in size, eazy.

No $#it...



:)

I was gonna use this smilie
ROFL

but it looks like it's relishing the thought of a facial shot.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:17 AM
Well, I hate to brag but...

Maybe I should wear a ski mask, and just introduce myself by whipping it out.

Something tells me that might get me arrested, though. Although, honestly, some of the afore-mentioned abuse victims and self-esteem-voids would love that kind of thing.


3 questions about this approach.

1. Are you faster then them?
2. Do you have ID tattooed on your winky?
3. A well placed Indiana Jones Pecker whip will beat down the naysayers every time.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:20 AM
2. Do you have ID tattooed on your winky?Stock answer to that one is that it's tattooed in a cunning way so that when it's soft it says "KEG", my initials, and when it gets hard, my entire name appears. In large print, of course.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:22 AM
Stock answer to that one is that it's tattooed in a cunning way so that when it's soft it says "KEG", my initials, and when it gets hard, my entire name appears. In large print, of course.




Keg isn't your entire name?

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:23 AM
Keg isn't your entire name?Nay, I'm afraid it's not. It's actually Kylowicious Elepanadrime Googliarmistinadad

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:28 AM
I know how I feel about it...I don't know. On the one hand I don't have any kids. But on the other, I'm not getting laid. Sometimes I question my choices.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:33 AM
I don't know. On the one hand I don't have any kids. But on the other, I'm not getting laid. Sometimes I question my choices.


Let me tell ya.

Say what you want about kids, but I brought my 3 year old home a tricycle tonight.

Let's just say I'm on top of the food chain for tonight.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:34 AM
Oh, I didn't mean to infer that one necessarily had anything to do with the other. I only mentioned "kids" because of Brad's...uhh...special circumstances. Kids aren't something I think about either way. Maybe with the right person, if I ever get my head on straight. Although I doubt it'll ever happen.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:37 AM
Although I doubt it'll ever happen.

You don't know what you're missing.

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:39 AM
You don't know what you're missing.I know what someone else is missing; because as I am right now, I'd be the worst father in the history of mankind. It's not a thought I'll even begin to consider until I believe I'd be a suitable and capable parent. I'm also not going to live my life with the intention of finding someone to breed with. I just don't work that way.

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:43 AM
I'm also not going to live my life with the intention of finding someone to breed with. I just don't work that way.

Just think how good of an icebreaker at a party that would be.


"hi"
"hi"

"what's your name?'

"Kylowicious Elepanadrime Googliarmistinadad. Want to breed?"

keg in kc
07-18-2005, 02:48 AM
I can't remember the last real party I went to, either. Don't much like parties. I'm more of an "intimate gathering" kind of guy.

Iowanian
07-18-2005, 07:13 AM
Rainman has already Been on SNL, I'm pretty sure.....He was seen in the Hah'tub with his luvah.

Electric
07-18-2005, 07:20 AM
Actually I think I'd vote for Phobia on all counts.

chagrin
07-18-2005, 10:15 AM
11. Planeteer most likely to be arrested for stalking a famous film star?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jenson71


Disagree, he only stalks, very obscure Italian movie directors and their wives

CosmicPal
07-19-2005, 12:48 AM
That's it?

Coach
07-19-2005, 12:56 AM
That's it?

Yeah, it's a long list, plus the Planet have been pretty slow as of lately.

SLAG
11-24-2006, 05:25 PM
What the hell am i doing in here?

Bugeater
11-24-2006, 06:53 PM
3. Planeteer most likely to end up in an alcohol/drug treatment program?
Jeez, it's impossible to narrow that one down to one Planeteer. :)

StcChief
11-24-2006, 07:17 PM
3. Planeteer most likely to end up in an alcohol/drug treatment program?

The list is bigger than one might expect.