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ROYC75
07-18-2005, 02:24 PM
Your new name is ...... dinky pottyfanny ( EDIT : my name is dinky dippinfanny ) ...... :shake:

OK, here is a silly game my sister sent me on email, it's designed to make you laugh ...... good luck with your new name .

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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it so we all can have a good laugh . And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. ( Skip Towne ? )

The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1). Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy

g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie

m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus

s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy

y = dinky z = zippy

2). Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy

g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken

m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard

s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle

y = gorilla z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants

h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin

o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

deadbabyseal
07-18-2005, 02:26 PM
boobie dippin'-nose

jspchief
07-18-2005, 02:27 PM
Mine's "Greasy Waffle-lips"

Sounds like a girl I took home from a night of too many Tequilas.

Kclee
07-18-2005, 02:28 PM
Funky ChickenHump.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-18-2005, 02:29 PM
My name would be Funky Dippindoodle. I'm headin to the courts right now to make the change.

brorth
07-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Sloopy Gizzardsniffer reporting for duty, SIR!

munkey
07-18-2005, 02:32 PM
Your new name is ...... dinky pottyfanny...... :shake:

OK, here is a silly game my sister sent me on email, it's designed to make you laugh ...... good luck with your new name .

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That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:

Duck Dog
07-18-2005, 02:32 PM
Funky Dippinpants.

Which is exactly what I would call myself if I were a rapper.

Pants
07-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Mine's "Greasy Waffle-lips"

Sounds like a girl I took home from a night of too many Tequilas.

ROFL:Lin:

J Diddy
07-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Greasy Gizzardhump

Bowser
07-18-2005, 02:38 PM
Snickle Buttgizzard?

carlos3652
07-18-2005, 02:39 PM
Dorfus Chicken-doodle?

Wow...

angel
07-18-2005, 02:45 PM
Greasy Gizzardhump
we have the same new last name

mine is:
Dumbo Gizzardhump

ROYC75
07-18-2005, 02:45 PM
Some funny shit .............

AZORChiefFan
07-18-2005, 02:52 PM
Goober FrickenBrains

bgguitarman
07-18-2005, 03:06 PM
Dorky Chickendoodle

brorth
07-18-2005, 03:16 PM
That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:
Um yeah, everyone who read more than the first sentence of the post already knew that... :rolleyes:

RedNFeisty
07-18-2005, 03:26 PM
ROFL

Great Thread!!

Mine is:
Sloopy GizzardSprinkles

StcChief
07-18-2005, 03:27 PM
sneezy pottysquirt.

Sounds like A bad dwarf girl that takes it thru the rear door.

bogie
07-18-2005, 03:27 PM
Greasy FarkleChunks: It fits me well.

Lzen
07-18-2005, 03:32 PM
This isn't quite how the books says to do it. But what they hay...

Snickle ChickenSquirt.

Ewwwww..... :Lin:

I liked my name in the real book better. It came out to be Buttercup BubbleBuns

morphius
07-18-2005, 04:28 PM
This doesn't make a lick of scense...

greasy featherface

WolfDawg
07-18-2005, 05:03 PM
boobie chucklepants, hey I've been called that for years.

WolfDawg
07-18-2005, 05:04 PM
Funky ChickenHump.

ChickenHump?

You didn't happen to visit a certain farm in Washington did oyu?

morphius
07-18-2005, 05:08 PM
boobie chucklepants, hey I've been called that for years.

Chucklepants? Damn, might as well call you "Tinydick" at that point.


PS
which might be perfect for a chickenhump...

WolfDawg
07-18-2005, 05:12 PM
Chucklepants? Damn, might as well call you "Tinydick" at that point.


PS
which might be perfect for a chickenhump...

boobie chucklepants is perfect.

I pull it out of my pants slap it between their boobies, and they chuckle when the head tickles their nose.

Scanfan55
07-18-2005, 05:14 PM
Snickle Chicken-Doodle

Soupnazi
07-18-2005, 05:23 PM
Cheesy potty-nose

chefsos
07-18-2005, 05:32 PM
Sloopy BattyFace.
It's just like....errr..kinda, hmmm..you know, it's..

I don't know, I got nothing.

Carry on.

morphius
07-18-2005, 05:33 PM
boobie chucklepants is perfect.

I pull it out of my pants slap it between their boobies, and they chuckle when the head tickles their nose.
If thats what you need to tell yourself...

Kclee
07-18-2005, 05:47 PM
ChickenHump?

You didn't happen to visit a certain farm in Washington did oyu?


Visit? Nah, I own it. Don't pretend like you don't know me or I'll cut off the discounts I've been giving you.

WolfDawg
07-18-2005, 05:49 PM
Visit? Nah, I own it. Don't pretend like you don't know me or I'll cut off the discounts I've been giving you.

:clap:

|Zach|
07-18-2005, 05:49 PM
Rich Scanlon is Goober BattyButt

|Zach|
07-18-2005, 05:50 PM
I am Goober PottyBoob.

Wow.

Kclee
07-18-2005, 05:56 PM
I am Goober PottyBoob.


Yeah, that seems about right Mr. Cleveland Steamer.

|Zach|
07-18-2005, 05:57 PM
Yeah, that seems about right Mr. Cleveland Steamer.
ROFL

kcfan88
07-18-2005, 06:04 PM
snickle dippin frack here!

ROYC75
07-18-2005, 08:59 PM
ROFL

Who's the chick in the avitar ?

Chieficus
07-18-2005, 10:08 PM
Goober Chickendoodle...

Chickendoodle's unite!!!

Pants
07-18-2005, 10:49 PM
Who's the chick in the avitar ?
His new roommate.

Ehh, my new name is Tootsie ChickenNose.

cheeeefs
07-19-2005, 01:13 AM
sloopy snicklebutt

Saggysack
07-19-2005, 01:22 AM
dorfus farkletush

DaWolf
07-19-2005, 02:15 AM
Sleezy Bubblebutt...

Ultra Peanut
07-19-2005, 02:16 AM
Vlib Logiclost?!

luv
07-19-2005, 02:36 AM
According to yours, I am snickle rhinonose, but according to this one from "Captain Underpants" I am stinky rhinolips.


NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use
the first letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.

Saggysack
07-19-2005, 02:48 AM
l2r list has me as loopy cootiefanny.

RoySr list has me as dorfus farkletush.

I'm noticing a common theme with these names. I think they may be trying to telling me I'm an ass. :hmmm:

luv
07-19-2005, 02:50 AM
l2r list has me as loopy cootiefanny.

RoySr list has me as dorfus farkletush.

I'm noticing a common theme with these names. I think they may be trying to telling me I'm an ass. :hmmm:
ROFL

|Zach|
07-19-2005, 04:16 AM
Who's the chick in the avitar ?
A new artist named Aslyn I saw open for a band in St. Louis over the weekend.

Fairplay
07-19-2005, 04:31 AM
Bigdong Kahuna

ExtremeChief
07-19-2005, 04:50 AM
Crusty DippinDunkin

ROYC75
07-19-2005, 06:51 AM
Crusty DippinDunkin

Heh, A new Dunkin Dounut ? :hmmm:

ROYC75
07-19-2005, 06:53 AM
According to yours, I am snickle rhinonose, but according to this one from "Captain Underpants" I am stinky rhinolips.


NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names.....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use
the first letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.






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All I know is the list was emailed to me from my sister, where she got it I haven't a clue ?

I just figured we could throw some names out there and have a little fun with it.

Lzen
07-19-2005, 07:42 AM
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All I know is the list was emailed to me from my sister, where she got it I haven't a clue ?

I just figured we could throw some names out there and have a little fun with it.

My son actually had that book. The names and the method in your email aren't the same as in the book. The only thing I've found on the web so far that matches what the book says is this site:

http://www.confidencecenter.com/renamer.html

It uses the same method that's in the actual book but, it doesn't give you the list of names. It just generates your name using a script.

ROYC75
07-19-2005, 07:46 AM
My son actually had that book. The names and the method in your email aren't the same as in the book. The only thing I've found on the web so far that matches what the book says is this site:

http://www.confidencecenter.com/renamer.html

It uses the same method that's in the actual book but, it doesn't give you the list of names. It just generates your name using a script.


OK, so today I am a dinky diapersquirt ............

Lzen
07-19-2005, 07:48 AM
OK, so today I am a dinky diapersquirt ............

Now that's funny. When I first saw this years ago, I had a boss that most of us didn't like. Anyway, his name was Poopsie Toiletchunks. That gave us all a good chuckle. :D

Ultra Peanut
07-19-2005, 07:51 AM
A new artist named Aslyn I saw open for a band in St. Louis over the weekend.Huh. My friend had me listen to some of her stuff after seeing her open for someone at the New Daisy (http://www.newdaisy.com/) three or four months ago.

Amnorix
07-19-2005, 11:05 AM
Dorfus PottyDoodle, at your service.


:shake:



Luv2rite's list has me as Loopy BurgerSniffer. ROFL ROFL

ChiefsCountry
07-19-2005, 11:08 AM
Snooty ChickenShorts

cadmonkey
07-19-2005, 11:16 AM
tootsie Gizzardlips

TRR
07-19-2005, 11:36 AM
Boobie Frickinbrains for me.

HarryParatestes
07-19-2005, 01:13 PM
Sloopy Gizzard Lips!

Thig Lyfe
07-19-2005, 03:22 PM
That was taken from a Captain Underpants book... :rolleyes:

Yep. The fourth one, I believe.

munkey
07-19-2005, 03:38 PM
Um yeah, everyone who read more than the first sentence of the post already knew that... :rolleyes:



The :rolleyes: wasn't aimed at the thread starter rather the the one that created the email.....

:rolleyes: back at YOU...