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luv
07-19-2005, 02:46 AM
If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to
you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example....

Ziploc Bags =
Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Copier =
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire =
Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon =
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges =
Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page =
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway =
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass =
Female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer =
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control =
Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

blueballs
01-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Shoes are female

Guru
01-27-2009, 10:32 PM
OK, now I see what you mean by obscure thread bumps. jeez

Count Zarth
01-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Jerking it to this thread.

Ebolapox
01-27-2009, 10:35 PM
ROFL

wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....

Guru
01-27-2009, 10:36 PM
ROFL

wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....I actually remember this thread too. heh

Bowser
01-27-2009, 10:36 PM
OK, now I see what you mean by obscure thread bumps. jeez

You're welcome.

Reaper16
01-27-2009, 10:39 PM
Shoes are female
Explains why I love them so much.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-27-2009, 10:50 PM
This thread pre-dates my CP existence.

Guru
01-27-2009, 11:07 PM
This thread pre-dates my CP existence.n00bs:shake:

luv
01-28-2009, 06:23 AM
ROFL

wonder why this didn't get any play when she posted this....

I didn't have my legendary status yet.

Skip Towne
01-28-2009, 06:26 AM
This thread pre-dates my CP existence.

N00b