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the Talking Can
07-29-2005, 03:25 PM
Damn, is that the lowest rating ever? (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/stealth/)



"... Watching this movie becomes physically painful."
-- Greg Maki, STAR-DEMOCRAT (EASTON, MD)


"When your movie is about a magical talking airplane, and yet the magical talking airplane is not the silliest thing about the movie, then you should not make any more movies."
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Duck Dog
07-29-2005, 03:44 PM
"I'm not sure if I should club it to death or hug it."

Brutal.

Deberg_1990
07-29-2005, 03:52 PM
IM not shocked. Looks like a typical CGI snorefest from the director of Fast and the Furious and Triple XXX.

bobbything
07-29-2005, 03:56 PM
This movie was made 20 years ago, and was stretched into a TV series. It was called "Knight Rider."

Jenson71
07-29-2005, 03:57 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/browser.php?genre=&tomatometer=0%25s&mpaa=%27G+%28MPAA%29%27%2C+%27PG+%28MPAA%29%27%2C+%27PG-13+%28MPAA%29%27%2C+%27R+%28MPAA%29%27&decade=&title_search=Enter+Title+Keyword%28s%29&person_search=Enter+Name%28s%29&plot_search=Enter+Plot+Keyword%28s%29&type=2

Ultra Peanut
07-29-2005, 04:11 PM
"I'm not sure if I should club it to death or hug it."ROFL

Pitt Gorilla
07-29-2005, 04:14 PM
ROFLYeah, you go right ahead and hug that thing.

Pants
07-29-2005, 04:15 PM
Yeah, you go right ahead and hug that thing.

With a club.

morphius
07-29-2005, 05:09 PM
Yup, looked like all special effects, which is sometimes fun, but when prefaced by something as atrocious as this story line.

Frazod
07-29-2005, 06:29 PM
Ebert blasted it - he said that Jamie Foxx was lucky this turd hadn't yet been released when Oscar voting was on. :D

Fried Meat Ball!
07-29-2005, 06:30 PM
Oh, yeah.... total crap. I saw it almost 2 weeks ago, and didn't think it even worth mentioning...

Frazod
07-29-2005, 06:32 PM
I remember watching the trailer, thinking hey, I've already seen this movie - it's called THE END OF TERMINATOR III.

KevB
07-29-2005, 06:35 PM
Oh, yeah.... total crap. I saw it almost 2 weeks ago, and didn't think it even worth mentioning...

How about Jessica Biel? Does she help at all? She's in my top 5....

ZootedGranny
07-29-2005, 06:48 PM
Lighting strikes a robot, it becomes self aware and nobody can control it? Sounds familiar...hmmmm

http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/12517f.jpg

Maybe there will be a tie in where Fisher Stevens gets obliterated.

Deberg_1990
07-29-2005, 07:33 PM
Sounds like Jamie Foxx whored himself out for the money on this one.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-29-2005, 08:32 PM
How about Jessica Biel? Does she help at all? She's in my top 5....
No... not at all.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-29-2005, 08:49 PM
It's official... Shawn Edwards on FOX4 just gave it 1 popcorn... he likes everything, and he hated it.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-29-2005, 08:59 PM
Lighting strikes a robot, it becomes self aware and nobody can control it? Sounds familiar...hmmmm

http://www.mvps.org/st-software/Movie_Collection/images/12517f.jpg

Maybe there will be a tie in where Fisher Stevens gets obliterated.
Might have been better with Steve Guttenberg... :shrug:

Thig Lyfe
07-29-2005, 09:21 PM
It's official... Shawn Edwards on FOX4 just gave it 1 popcorn... he likes everything, and he hated it.

Heh heh. "The must-see action movie of the year! I give it 1 and a half popcorn bags."