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Cannibal
07-29-2005, 07:35 PM
is very "smooth".... :)

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 07:43 PM
I feel sorry for you somebitches that can't (or won't) partake. I've gotta a fuggin haystack next to me! LOL!

htismaqe
07-29-2005, 07:44 PM
is very "smooth".... :)

You suck, ****er.

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 07:47 PM
You suck, ****er.

Trust me... this shit stomps ARSE!!!!

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 08:14 PM
BOO!

The Man is outside and he's about to kick in your door, and throw you in a federal "pound you in the ass" prison.....Hippy.

Skip Towne
07-29-2005, 08:20 PM
Trust me... this shit stomps ARSE!!!!
I'm liking you more all the time. Pay no attention to Richie "Red Ass" Iowanian.

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 08:24 PM
DEA! OPEN THE DOOR FUTHERMUCKER!

Braincase
07-29-2005, 08:25 PM
Have a nice float trip. I'm jealous.

chiefs4me
07-29-2005, 08:27 PM
oh no.....you better watch out or the planet pot police are gonna get you...ROFL

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 08:35 PM
I'm liking you more all the time. Pay no attention to Richie "Red Ass" Iowanian.

Hell yeah... cable/satellitte be damned!

I'm just kidding. I know you'll fight and die for satellite!!!!

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 08:36 PM
[QUOTE=Braincase]Have a nice float trip. I'm jealous.[/QUOT

It's not half bad mutha fuggas....

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 08:38 PM
DEA! OPEN THE DOOR FUTHERMUCKER!

That cracks me up you sumbidge.


You're one of the more entertaining posters on this board I must admit.

Skip Towne
07-29-2005, 08:47 PM
That cracks me up you sumbidge.


You're one of the more entertaining posters on this board I must admit.
Yeah, his barnyard stylings give us some grins. He's also a talented "pen and ink" artist. Usually on animal skulls.

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 08:51 PM
Skip likes my barnyard....I give him a volume discount for his "regular" stops at the sheep pen....he says the lanolin makes his hands soft, but we all know its because he likes it when they call him daaaa'aaaa'aaaaaddy.

Skip..you'll have to forgive me...I worked up a great line for an old fugger today, but I used it on Tom Gash "why don't you take a viagra and go F@ck yourself"....I thought it was a real beauty....the skunkweed of smack.


I think I just figured out my new get rich quick scheme....I'm going to buy advertising rights to snack foods, and post banner ads on BBs with alot of stoners.

Like a moth to the Light, you won't be able to resist clicking that Cheesy Poof or Ring Ding banner ad +$.05 +.05

I'll have more bling than Puff daddy in pretty short order.

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 08:52 PM
Yeah, his barnyard stylings give us some grins. He's also a talented "pen and ink" artist. Usually on animal skulls.

he's probably got fuggin sheep skulls involved in some strange way.

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 08:53 PM
Skip..you'll have to forgive me...I worked up a great line for an old fugger today, but I used it on Tom Gash "why don't you take a viagra and go F@ck yourself"....I thought it was a real beauty....the skunkweed of smack.

ROFL

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 08:59 PM
You should hear me Rap to the clopping of the horses running away from the stumps when Skip's studebaker is coming down the road.

clip clop clip clop clop clip....a fly beat, yo

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:00 PM
It's a totally awesome feeling to read a couple of threads and then just take huge hit of "tobacco"... sweet!

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 09:01 PM
This is why drugs are bad.........you'll come back tomorrow, with cotton mouth, and thinking a dog crapped in your mouth......re-read this and say "tain't funny today"

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:03 PM
This is why drugs are bad.........you'll come back tomorrow, with cotton mouth, and thinking a dog crapped in your mouth......re-read this and say "tain't funny today"

Probably won't... never have... and won't start.

Nzoner
07-29-2005, 09:08 PM
DEA! OPEN THE DOOR FUTHERMUCKER!


"Keep a knockin' but chu can't come in"

http://doctorpegamento.8k.com/Cheech__Chong_4.jpg

Skip Towne
07-29-2005, 09:09 PM
Skip likes my barnyard....I give him a volume discount for his "regular" stops at the sheep pen....he says the lanolin makes his hands soft, but we all know its because he likes it when they call him daaaa'aaaa'aaaaaddy.

Skip..you'll have to forgive me...I worked up a great line for an old fugger today, but I used it on Tom Gash "why don't you take a viagra and go F@ck yourself"....I thought it was a real beauty....the skunkweed of smack.


I think I just figured out my new get rich quick scheme....I'm going to buy advertising rights to snack foods, and post banner ads on BBs with alot of stoners.

Like a moth to the Light, you won't be able to resist clicking that Cheesy Poof or Ring Ding banner ad +$.05 +.05

I'll have more bling than Puff daddy in pretty short order.
Yeaahhh maaaannn groooovy

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:09 PM
"Keep a knockin' but chu can't come in"

http://doctorpegamento.8k.com/Cheech__Chong_4.jpg

ROFL I like it!!!

Iowanian
07-29-2005, 09:10 PM
In reality.

Skip Towne
07-29-2005, 09:11 PM
You should hear me Rap to the clopping of the horses running away from the stumps when Skip's studebaker is coming down the road.

clip clop clip clop clop clip....a fly beat, yo
Nah, maaan, it's Stupidbaker.

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:13 PM
In reality.

The 1st pic made me "laugh out loud", the clown pic was kinda anti-climatic.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-29-2005, 09:14 PM
is very "smooth".... :)
Yeah. Rub it in, ya bastard. :)

Skip Towne
07-29-2005, 09:17 PM
This is why drugs are bad.........you'll come back tomorrow, with cotton mouth, and thinking a dog crapped in your mouth......re-read this and say "tain't funny today"
Nah, you're thinking of alcohol.

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Yeah. Rub it in, ya bastard. :)

Sorry dude. Ya gotta do whatch ya gotta do! (I just struck that jit up to.)

sd4chiefs
07-29-2005, 09:26 PM
I miss "tobacco".

Cannibal
07-29-2005, 09:27 PM
I miss "tobacco".

I'll take a couple of "drags" for ya!

Sorry dude.....

the Talking Can
07-29-2005, 09:28 PM
I miss "tobacco".

ditto....I had to give it up...

philfree
07-29-2005, 09:43 PM
Played golf today and this guy I know is standing there with a stoagie and says "you want one?" i sure and tosses me one and it's a friggin "It's A Girl" wrapper on it :shake: I said you had a baby and he said no I just got these cigars.......Oh gee thanks a bunch dude :shake:

PhilFree:arrow:

chefsos
07-29-2005, 09:44 PM
I don't do this sh*t, but..

Once, some time ago, against my better judgement, I shared a girlfriend's bowl of... well, you know. I kept waiting for the buzz; I got buzzed alright.

I spent 4+ hours SICK AS A DOG in her bathroom; she was feeling bad and apologetic about it because she thought it was her fault. About 3 hours in, I raised my head out of the crapper, she leaned closer:

"What do you need, babe?"
"I, ahh, wanna tell ya shomethin."
"Yes?"


"Thas some good sh*t!"

I may have received a swirlie at that point.

Dartgod
07-29-2005, 10:06 PM
she was feeling bad and apologetic about it because she thought it was her fault.
It's not her fault you're a lightweight.

go bowe
07-29-2005, 11:50 PM
oh no.....you better watch out or the planet pot police are gonna get you...ROFLwe have pot police on the planet?

shit... :bong:

htismaqe
07-30-2005, 06:48 AM
You should hear me Rap to the clopping of the horses running away from the stumps when Skip's studebaker is coming down the road.

clip clop clip clop clop clip....a fly beat, yo

ROFL

OMG, now that was funny.

htismaqe
07-30-2005, 06:49 AM
It's not her fault you're a lightweight.

You stole my line!

Just don't steal my pipe...

Dartgod
07-30-2005, 06:56 AM
Just don't steal my pipe...
I only want to borrow it for a...pfffffffft...moment.

'ere....

htismaqe
07-30-2005, 06:59 AM
I only want to borrow it for a...pfffffffft...moment.

'ere....

Thanks man...