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FloridaChief
07-29-2005, 10:07 PM
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
Iím a big boy now
Or so they say
So if youíll serve
Iíll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now Iíve come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lionís den
Temptationís on his way
Welcome to the house of...


N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
Iím up to date
And the dateís today
So if youíll serve
Iíll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now Iíve come of age
Welcome to the lionís den
Temptationís on his way
Welcome to the house of (fun)

Iím sorry son
But we donít stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the house of fun
Itís quicker if you run
This is a chemistís
Not a joke shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the coloured tips
Too late!
Gorgon heard gossip
Well hello joe, hello miss clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now Iíve come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lionís den
Temptationís on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun...

Fire Me Boy!
07-29-2005, 10:16 PM
Good morning, Starshine?





:sulk:

Fire Me Boy!
07-29-2005, 10:16 PM
Wait....







Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood MORNING, VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

FloridaChief
07-29-2005, 10:29 PM
So wrong on both counts...

Fire Me Boy!
07-29-2005, 10:30 PM
So wrong on both counts...
ROFL

I know... I know.