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Mr. Laz
07-30-2005, 09:48 AM
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?



everybody sing!! :)

Over-Head
07-30-2005, 09:49 AM
I'm taking the 5th here. :harumph:

BigChiefFan
07-30-2005, 09:53 AM
I felt like marching after reading that. Sick, huh?

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 10:09 AM
Shut up, idiot. Only morons post song lyrics on a BB...

Mr. Laz
07-30-2005, 10:48 AM
Shut up, idiot. Only morons post song lyrics on a BB...
dam ... and i had hoped that hurricane Dennis had blown a really big tree stump up your arse sideways and put you outa our missery.



then we wouldn't have to listen to your drivel anymore.




can't win all the time, i guess. :loser:

Zebedee DuBois
07-30-2005, 10:51 AM
Shut up, idiot. Only morons post song lyrics on a BB...

Definitions:

Idiot = A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years
Moron = A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years

These terms belong to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

You've identified him as an idiot, but identified his action as moronic.

Which is it?

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 12:43 PM
Definitions:


You've identified him as an idiot, but identified his action as moronic.

Which is it?

It's simple: He's an idiot. You're a moron.

Jackass.



:)

J Diddy
07-30-2005, 01:07 PM
Definitions:


You've identified him as an idiot, but identified his action as moronic.

Which is it?

He is an idiot but his actions exceeded all mental expectations raising up to the level of moronic.

Quite simply even I can hit a 3 pointer every now and then, but that don't make me Michael Jordan.

JOhn
07-30-2005, 01:36 PM
Shut up, idiot. Only morons post song lyrics on a BB...
:spock:

Damn, a little testy this am, are we? :hmmm:

Zebedee DuBois
07-30-2005, 02:21 PM
It's simple: He's an idiot. You're a moron.

Jackass.





:)

ROFL

For the record, you will note that there is a gap between the idiot and the moron.

Imbecile = A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years.


But, of course, I didn't need to tell you that. Oh wait....I guess I did!
:p

:)

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 02:40 PM
:spock:

Damn, a little testy this am, are we? :hmmm:

I guess I should take this opportunity to point out that *I* often post song lyrics.

And therein lies the joke.

Dead by dissection.

:(

tk13
07-30-2005, 02:43 PM
I guess I should take this opportunity to point out that *I* often post song lyrics.

And therein lies the joke.

Dead by dissection.

:(
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 02:50 PM
An old man turned ninety-eight...

..and so on

I think I hate you on so many levels.

Where have you been? Don't tell me that you had the temerity to go on vacation from CP w/o obtaining prior approval...

tk13
07-30-2005, 02:59 PM
I think I hate you on so many levels.

Where have you been? Don't tell me that you had the temerity to go on vacation from CP w/o obtaining prior approval...
Why yes, yes I did.... you all know you missed my biting sarcasm.

Mr. Laz
07-30-2005, 03:00 PM
Dead by dissection.

:(

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:05 PM
Heh, that pretty much sums it up...


:banghead: