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Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 02:51 PM
What does it say about me that I paid more for my beer than my food?

Rausch
07-30-2005, 02:52 PM
You've got your prioritites in order.

AirForceChief
07-30-2005, 02:52 PM
Breakfast of Champions!!

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 02:53 PM
Goddamnit, I love you. And I hate you for making me say it...

KC Jones
07-30-2005, 02:56 PM
I just hope for your sake that pizza has peperoni on it. It would be a waste of a good beer to pair it up with some crappy veggie pizza.

redbrian
07-30-2005, 02:58 PM
You should have to gone to the extra trouble and expense and gotten a happy hawian from McSaltys, that would of made a great meal.

Braincase
07-30-2005, 02:58 PM
But the important questions are yet to be asked...

So, what are you wearing?

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:00 PM
You should have to gone to the extra trouble and expense and gotten a happy hawian from McSaltys, that would of made a great meal.

Oh...McSalty's....you are borderline "getting to me".

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:01 PM
But the important questions are yet to be asked...

So, what are you wearing?

Mostly pizza, I'm pretty much inhaling the thing.

tk13
07-30-2005, 03:03 PM
Better than drinking frozen pizza and eating a fat tire I suppose.

redbrian
07-30-2005, 03:08 PM
Oh...McSalty's....you are borderline "getting to me".

McSalty's has got to be the best pizza in Springfield, dyke pizza is ok (if you like St. Louis style), but a good McSalty's on that whole wheat crust is pretty damn close to perfection in my book.

Rain Man
07-30-2005, 03:10 PM
I'm drinking Fat Tire and eating frozen pizza


To each his own, but I think the pizza tastes better if you cook it in the oven for a while instead of just eating it frozen.

Taco John
07-30-2005, 03:11 PM
I'm so over Fat Tire...

Phobia
07-30-2005, 03:20 PM
I'm so over Fat Tire...

It's still good, but I drank so much of it in the 90's I prefer other beers now.

Pants
07-30-2005, 03:21 PM
I've never had a Fat Tire.

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:22 PM
I've never had a Fat Tire.

I've never had a flat tire.

Pants
07-30-2005, 03:23 PM
I've never had a flat tire.

I have.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:25 PM
What does it say about me that I paid more for my beer than my food?
That you're my dream gal.

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:26 PM
I've never had a Fat Tire.

Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:26 PM
dyke pizza is ok (if you like St. Louis style)

Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Rausch
07-30-2005, 03:28 PM
Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Yet another reason why St. Louis is ****ing evil...

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm so over Fat Tire...
I tend to drink it at restaurants where the answer to, "What do you have on tap?" sounds like, "Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light, and Fat Tire."

It's rather common actually.

mlyonsd
07-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

ROFL Chuckle of the day.

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

I would think Dyke pizza speaks for itself....

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:29 PM
That you're my dream gal.

Yeah, if you're into an almost-mid-30s, slightly narcissistic-without-good-reason redhead, who can kick to the head, then yeah, I guess I am.

redbrian
07-30-2005, 03:30 PM
Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Imo's is St. Louis pizza, and yea your right the cheese is real crap, but hell what do you expect folks in St. Louis think White Castles make a great burger.

Pants
07-30-2005, 03:31 PM
Is St. Louis style like Imo's? Where they melt some shitty cheese on a cracker and claim it's pizza?

Hahahahaha. Imo's is the most vile piece of shit I've ever put in my mouth. That was some nasty ass Cheddar, ugh.

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:31 PM
I would think Dyke pizza speaks for itself....

Yeah, does it come dressed in a plaid box?

Never heard of it.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:31 PM
Yet another reason why St. Louis is ****ing evil...
I don't know if it's evil so much as just shitty.

I ate at the Imo's in Rolla once and declared it crap. You want a good pizza in Rolla, go to Alex's. Those dumbasses from StL will praise Imo's like it's the best f'n pie in the world, though. Morons.

keg in kc
07-30-2005, 03:31 PM
Yeah, if you're into an almost-mid-30s, slightly narcissistic-without-good-reason redhead, who can kick to the head, then yeah, I guess I am.Don't forget "self-deprecating".

Beer and pizza. Both on my no-no list starting Monday. Lucky me.

Guess I'd better finish the sixer in the fridge.

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:32 PM
I have.

It's all about you, isn't it? Well isn't it? You and your godamned tires...

Pants
07-30-2005, 03:32 PM
Look down. That thing obstructing the view of your feet...that's a Fat Tire.

My penis is not quite that big, but thanks.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:33 PM
I would think Dyke pizza speaks for itself....
I'm not sure how. If you lick too much snatch do you lose your taste for good pizza?

Pants
07-30-2005, 03:34 PM
I don't know if it's evil so much as just shitty.

I ate at the Imo's in Rolla once and declared it crap. You want a good pizza in Rolla, go to Alex's. Those dumbasses from StL will praise Imo's like it's the best f'n pie in the world, though. Morons.

They have this place in Lawrence (I'm not sure where else they have those) called Pizza Shuttle... amazing. Pyramid is OK as well.

redbrian
07-30-2005, 03:34 PM
Yeah, does it come dressed in a plaid box?

Never heard of it.

It's over off of Glenstone south of SMU, can not remember the real name of the place, it's owned by a couple of lesbians (hence the name dyke pizza), could be out of buisness as the last time I was there was in the late 80's.

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:36 PM
It's over off of Glenstone south of SMU, can not remember the real name of the place, it's owned by a couple of lesbians (hence the name dyke pizza), could be out of buisness as the last time I was there was in the late 80's.

Are u talking about the Pizza House?

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 03:36 PM
Imo's is St. Louis pizza, and yea your right the cheese is real crap, but hell what do you expect folks in St. Louis think White Castles make a great burger.
White Castles are good crap to shovel in when you're really faded. It's nowhere near a "good burger", but they serve their purpose.

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:37 PM
I'm not sure how. If you lick too much snatch do you lose your taste for good pizza?

Absolutely f*cking not! At the end of the night, the taste of pizza reigns supreme. Like a Pizza Hut Super Supreme...

Dyke pizza has a way to go to beat tha flavor....

redbrian
07-30-2005, 03:38 PM
Are u talking about the Pizza House?

That's the place.

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:38 PM
I'm not sure how. If you lick too much snatch do you lose your taste for good pizza?

Depends on the quality of snatch.

FloridaChief
07-30-2005, 03:41 PM
White Castles are good crap to shovel in when you're really faded.

Ahhh... some Sliders, or Death Balls, ...as Don & Mike call them...

Rausch
07-30-2005, 03:41 PM
White Castles are good crap to shovel in when you're really faded. It's nowhere near a "good burger", but they serve their purpose.

I'm a recent Jack in the Box convert. Great burgers, and those deep fried tacos kick the hell outta' some 2 inch by 2 inch baby burger...

Rausch
07-30-2005, 03:44 PM
Depends on the quality of snatch.

Depends on what you mean by quality.

Does quality mean overall enjoyment or not smelling like Imo's cheese pizza?...

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 03:49 PM
Does quality mean overall enjoyment or not smelling like Imo's cheese pizza?...

Yes.

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 03:54 PM
Yum.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 04:05 PM
Yum.
Is this in reference to the snatch or the pizza?

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Is this in reference to the snatch or the pizza?

Both, although the 2nd one is good cold and the 1st one is not.

Pants
07-30-2005, 04:09 PM
Both, although the 2nd one is good cold and the 1st one is not.

Been f*cking dead people again, Zach? I thought we already discussed this and why it is wrong to do such things.

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 04:10 PM
Been f*cking dead people again, Zach? I thought we already discussed this and why it is wrong to do such things.My bad.

Pants
07-30-2005, 04:11 PM
My bad.

OK. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 04:12 PM
OK. Just make sure it doesn't happen again.I'll do my best.

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 04:14 PM
Zach's fav song...

You know I like it so you play the game

You play it so well but it's not the same

Just look behind my eyes to see my need

The cutting thoughts beneath will make you bleed

You look so pretty but this will not do

You still have color there's still life in you

Your body's still, but your skin is warm

This mere illusion will not turn me on



I want to feel you while you are in your death bed

You will taste my kiss as your eyes grow cold and dead



Soft whispers of a dead girl, twisting in my mind

Gently screaming kill my thoughts, soon it will be time



You know I like it so you humor me

I really like this but my eyes still see

A cold look on your face where life remains

Sometimes I wish this was not just not a game

You look so pretty but this will not do

You still have color there's still life in you

Your body's still, but your skin is warm

This mere illusion will not turn me on



I want to feel you while you are in your death bed

You will taste my kiss as your eyes grow cold and dead



Soft whispers of a dead girl, twisting in my mind

Gently screaming kill my thoughts, soon it will be time



Soft whispers of a dead girl, twisting in my mind

Gently screaming kill my thoughts, soon it will be time



You know I like so you play the game

You play it so well but it's not the same

I need to feel you cold and dead

To get these monsters from my head



You know that death becomes you

Your bloody body lying on my bed

You know that death becomes you

Silence the screams and voices in my head

You know that death becomes you

And all my fantasies will come alive

You know that death becomes you

The perfect woman in my mind's eye

You know that death becomes you

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 04:15 PM
If that isn't "No Scrubs" then it is not my favorite song.

Pants
07-30-2005, 04:16 PM
Zach's fav song...


ROFL

ENDelt260
07-30-2005, 04:26 PM
If that isn't "No Scrubs" then it is not my favorite song.
You wanna hook up w/ Lisa Lopez, don't you?

|Zach|
07-30-2005, 04:26 PM
You wanna hook up w/ Lisa Lopez, don't you?
Heh, so wrong.

So very wrong...

Bwana
07-30-2005, 06:56 PM
You've got your prioritites in order.

Exactly! Life is to short for swill.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-30-2005, 08:13 PM
Fat Tire is pretty much the best beer you can drink if you don't have access to Alaskan Amber.

Dick Bull
07-30-2005, 08:28 PM
I could think of a better way to spend the evening.

Drinking Fat Tire and eating Domino's pizza.....

:)

KCChiefsMan
07-30-2005, 10:09 PM
"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

Jenny Gump
07-30-2005, 10:14 PM
"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

I've never seen that on tv...so it must not be real.

Pants
07-31-2005, 11:40 AM
"Come on down to Mass Street Deli and have a Fat Tire Amber Ale.......RIGHT NOW!!!!"

I hate that damn commercial :mad:

Haha, and the beer spills over all over his hand. Good times.

ENDelt260
07-31-2005, 03:30 PM
Fat Tire is pretty much the best beer you can drink if you don't have access to Alaskan Amber.
You need to get out more.

Phobia
07-31-2005, 03:32 PM
Fat Tire is pretty much the best beer you can drink if you don't have access to Alaskan Amber.

I'm not gonna argue, but I completely disagree and I like Fat Tire. A lot.

But at least you're not pimping A/B or Miller products.