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B_Ambuehl
07-30-2005, 10:58 PM
What's this? It's been 3 days and I've yet to hear a training camp report on Scanlon. Someone needs to tell those kids doing the updates who they need to be paying attention to :).

go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:00 PM
yes, it has been most distressing...

we need our scanlon fixes much more often...

Reaper16
07-30-2005, 11:03 PM
Word out of River Falls is that Scanlon was out drinking with Rhonda Moss; crying over a beer, he loudly complained about Boomer being better than him. He then made out with Rhonda, who happens to look just like the women from Scanlon's native Jersey, out of spite for himself that he can't crack the second string.

ROYC75
07-30-2005, 11:06 PM
Hellifiknow................

IMHO, I would say since he is not a media darling he isn't getting his name mentioned for the plays he makes.

Maybe he needs to talk like a crazy white boy so he can get his name mentioned ?

Who the hell knows ?

ROYC75
07-30-2005, 11:07 PM
Word out of River Falls is that Scanlon was out drinking with Rhonda Moss; crying over a beer, he loudly complained about Boomer being better than him. He then made out with Rhonda, who happens to look just like the women from Scanlon's native Jersey, out of spite for himself that he can't crack the second string.


Was this suppose to be funny ?


Sorry, but you failed........

tk13
07-30-2005, 11:08 PM
You think Will Shields and Kendrell Bell just magically got back problems? They thought they were man enough to give Scanlon a chest bump. They were wrong.

milkman
07-30-2005, 11:08 PM
Hellifiknow................

IMHO, I would say since he is not a media darling he isn't getting his name mentioned for the plays he makes.

Maybe he needs to talk like a crazy white boy so he can get his name mentioned ?

Who the hell knows ?

The media knows that if they tell the tale of Gopher's exploits in camp, the KC metro will be covered in cream.

Logical
07-30-2005, 11:08 PM
Dateline River Falls (Wi) 7/30/05

In a near tragedy Rich Scanlon saved Dick Vermiels life by tripping and falling in front of a hurtling Boomer Grigsby. Grigsby was attempting to take down Dante Hall when the X-Factor put a move that left Grigsby flailing at air and speeding towards the geriatric Vermiel. In a fortunate twist of fate Scanlon picked that moment to try to get some Gatorade to cool his overheated systems (hours standing under the Wisconsin sun had him near dehydration) and tripped. Scanlon at the time the 5th MLB was immediately promoted to starting the season opener by Verrmiel, who was heard to say, now that is hustle boys, hustle.

Reaper16
07-30-2005, 11:13 PM
Was this suppose to be funny ?


Sorry, but you failed........

Wow. A little sensitive, there? That's almost cute. Scanlon's a big boy, he doesn't need you to come to his rescue. :)

ROYC75
07-30-2005, 11:13 PM
OK, I'm done with this one, it has already taken off ........................

go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:16 PM
Dateline River Falls (Wi) 7/30/05

In a near tragedy Rich Scanlon saved Dick Vermiels life by tripping and falling in front of a hurtling Boomer Grigsby. Grigsby was attempting to take down Dante Hall when the X-Factor put a move that left Grigsby flailing at air and speeding towards the geriatric Vermiel. In a fortunate twist of fate Scanlon picked that moment to try to get some Gatorade to cool his overheated systems (hours standing under the Wisconsin sun had him near dehydration) and tripped. Scanlon at the time the 5th MLB was immediately promoted to starting the season opener by Verrmiel, who was heard to say, now that is hustle boys, hustle.ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

why not? it could happen...

scanlon would make a fine starting mlb and we may need him if maz can't go and boomer turns out to be a bust and mitchell's brain gets eaten by a squirrel (cp)...

Logical
07-30-2005, 11:17 PM
OK, I'm done with this one, it has already taken off ........................:(I made your boy a starter in the opening game and no props?

That is just rude.:harumph:

go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:18 PM
OK, I'm done with this one, it has already taken off ........................oh, c'mon roy...

stay and have a little fun...

it's saturday night and us old fogies are hanging out with all the other losers who spend saturday night on an internet bb...

:) :) :) :) :)

chefsos
07-30-2005, 11:21 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

why not? it could happen...

scanlon would make a fine starting mlb and we may need him if maz can't go and boomer turns out to be a bust and mitchell's brain gets eaten by a squirrel (cp)...

Scanlon is the Squirrel Master, after all.

Logical
07-30-2005, 11:24 PM
Roy, come out, come out wherever you are.


I know he really wants to play.

go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:29 PM
:(I made your boy a starter in the opening game and no props?

That is just rude.:harumph:mmmmmmm... ugh!

paleface fella with funny name...

him no speak with forked tongue...

him say make scanman chief of middle...

him should get paleface props...

from scanlon chief fan scanfan, er... royfan...

ai-EE-yah! firewater, it good thing. more firewater better thing! props to paleface fella with funny name!

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J Diddy
07-30-2005, 11:32 PM
mmmmmmm... ugh!

paleface fella with funny name...

him no speak with forked tongue...

him say make scanman chief of middle...

him should get paleface props...

from scanlon chief fan scanfan, er... royfan...

ai-EE-yah! firewater, it good thing. more firewater better thing! props to paleface fella with funny name!

http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/388.gif :Peace: :arrow: http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/40s.gif :D http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif



www.myadvicetoyou.com

Item 1, lay off the firewater.....

Logical
07-30-2005, 11:38 PM
www.myadvicetoyou.com (http://www.myadvicetoyou.com)

Item 1, lay off the firewater.....ROFL That is a real website, did you check it out.

J Diddy
07-30-2005, 11:40 PM
ROFL That is a real website, did you check it out.


No, I made it up. Holy crap, they're probably gonna sue.

go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:41 PM
www.myadvicetoyou.com (http://www.myadvicetoyou.com)

Item 1, lay off the firewater.....mmmmm... ugh!

bo, him think injun give up land...

give up buffalo...

give up freedom...

but injun no give up firewater, forever...

ai-EE-yah! firewater make life good!!

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go bowe
07-30-2005, 11:43 PM
No, I made it up. Holy crap, they're probably gonna sue.don't worry, we'll give you an alibi...

you were right here with us when you stole their web address...

J Diddy
07-30-2005, 11:43 PM
..

ai-EE-yah! firewater make life good!!

http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/388.gif :Peace: :arrow: http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/40s.gif :D http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif http://freebmw.net/share/Smilies/NormalSize/b_woot.gif


Or at least the perception.

BTW quoting you once uses up half the bandwidth this site has to offer.

J Diddy
07-30-2005, 11:45 PM
don't worry, we'll give you an alibi...

you were right here with us when you stole their web address...

I appreciate that. Do me a favor though. Before you testify wait until I call you to the stand.

Logical
07-30-2005, 11:49 PM
I appreciate that. Do me a favor though. Before you testify wait until I call you to the stand.I love that kind of humor, guess that makes me weird, huh.

J Diddy
07-30-2005, 11:51 PM
I love that kind of humor, guess that makes me weird, huh.

As the originator I would have to claim to be the weirdest....

Phobia
07-31-2005, 12:05 AM
He then made out with Rhonda, who happens to look just like the women from Scanlon's native Jersey

This would have been better if you'd have been truthful. Rhonda doesn't look like a woman from Jersey. Rhonda looks like Jersey.

Logical
07-31-2005, 12:08 AM
This would have been better if you'd have been truthful. Rhonda doesn't look like a woman from Jersey. Rhonda looks like a Jersey.Figured you needed some help as well.:D

Reaper16
07-31-2005, 01:16 AM
Figured you needed some help as well.:D

No, I think he was accurate. Rhonda Moss, after all, is the size of New Jersey, exact to scale.

Logical
07-31-2005, 01:18 AM
http://www.richardbramble.co.uk/img/ingredients/animals/jersey-cow.jpg

chefsos
07-31-2005, 01:26 AM
Put that sweatshirt back on her! Tits, real, and most assuredly unspectacular, are showing.

royr17
07-31-2005, 04:24 AM
TRR is goin to training camp so he should be able to give us some info on how Scanlons lookin.

B_Ambuehl
07-31-2005, 10:06 AM
Dateline River Falls (Wi) 7/30/05

In a near tragedy Rich Scanlon saved Dick Vermiels life by tripping and falling in front of a hurtling Boomer Grigsby. Grigsby was attempting to take down Dante Hall when the X-Factor put a move that left Grigsby flailing at air and speeding towards the geriatric Vermiel. In a fortunate twist of fate Scanlon picked that moment to try to get some Gatorade to cool his overheated systems (hours standing under the Wisconsin sun had him near dehydration) and tripped. Scanlon at the time the 5th MLB was immediately promoted to starting the season opener by Verrmiel, who was heard to say, now that is hustle boys, hustle.

Dude that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

Logical
07-31-2005, 09:50 PM
Dude that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.Thank ya, thank ya very much.