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4th and Long
07-31-2005, 08:25 PM
This took a lot of research but I believe I have found an answer to at least one of, and perhaps more than one of, the age old mysteries about women.

This is tough for me to do but let me start off by saying that a good deal of the evidence indicates that is our fault as men. The evidence will back me up on this, or so I believe.

This mystery is age old. I'm talking "Stone Age" old. I had no idea it went back that far until I fell upon this important piece of forthcoming information.

There are many facets to this mystery.

We have man, the hunter/gatherer, trying his best to survive while at the same time, providing for his family. He has many obstacles to overcome. Chasing down his food, and food for his family, which often proves a difficult task. Facing the elements. Braving the climate. Defending his home and his family from predators with little more than rocks for weapons. Man also had to listen to his wife nag him to death. Yes, sadly, I discovered that's being going on since the dawn of time as well.

You will also discover that it was man who pioneered the idea of turning lemons into lemonade, but comes with a price. Just our luck. Go figure. However, the one of the biggest mysteries of all is a woman's attraction to ...

No. I won't spoil it for you here. You must see the evidence for yourself. History demands no less.

You will be presented with two choices for this visual evidence. While the smaller of the 2 files gets the point across, the larger file is much more vibrant and give you better detail.

So, without further adieu, I present to you, the answer to one of the age old mysteries of women! (http://blur.com/shorts/in_the_rough/movie.html)

milkman
07-31-2005, 08:51 PM
Hey 4th, you use PhotoShop, right?

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 08:53 PM
Hey 4th, you use PhotoShop, right?
Correct.

Are you hijacking my thread? :cuss:

milkman
07-31-2005, 08:55 PM
Correct.

Which version?



Are you hijacking my thread? :cuss:

Why yes, yes I am.
Seemed like a good idea, since I don't have Quick Time installed.

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 08:59 PM
Which version?
I have multiple versions. Why?
Why yes, yes I am.
Seemed like a good idea, since I don't have Quick Time installed.
Bastard! You are missing out on one of the greatest clips EVAR!

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:02 PM
I have multiple versions. Why?

Because my wife just got PhotoShop 7 from her brother, and she was wondering if it's the latest, and if it's any good.

Bastard! You are missing out on one of the greatest clips EVAR!

I would expect nothing less from you, so I was disappointed when I couldn't view it.

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:06 PM
Because my wife just got PhotoShop 7 from her brother, and she was wondering if it's the latest, and if it's any good.
It's pretty darn good but it's not the latest, if memory serves.
I would expect nothing less from you, so I was disappointed when I couldn't view it.
Ya know ... Quicktime is free to download ... right? :p

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:10 PM
It's pretty darn good but it's not the latest, if memory serves.

Ya know ... Quicktime is free to download ... right? :p

I knew that, but I'm pretty damn 'puter illiterate, and am afraid of doing these things.
I'll get my wife to download it one of these days.

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:12 PM
I knew that, but I'm pretty damn 'puter illiterate, and am afraid of doing these things.
I'll get my wife to download it one of these days.
There are all kinds of, "Who wears the pants in your family?" jokes to be made here but I like ya so .. I won't do it. :D

Fire Me Boy!
07-31-2005, 09:14 PM
I knew that, but I'm pretty damn 'puter illiterate....

A little help for the 'puter illiterate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2234754

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:15 PM
There are all kinds of, "Who wears the pants in your family?" jokes to be made here but I like ya so .. I won't do it. :D

Hey!

My wife and I are equals.

She's just "more" equal than me.

Phobia
07-31-2005, 09:16 PM
I spent about 5 minutes downloading the hi-res version. It was cutesy.

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:17 PM
A little help for the 'puter illiterate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2234754
Thank you for the anal sex thread. :cuss:

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:17 PM
Hey!

My wife and I are equals.

She's just "more" equal than me.
ROFL

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:17 PM
A little help for the 'puter illiterate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2234754

ROFL

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:19 PM
I spent about 5 minutes downloading the hi-res version. It was cutesy.
And it answered a few questions for ya, didn't it. Hmm? :D

luv
07-31-2005, 09:37 PM
I watched the long version. And I could have told you the answer. Yes, women like diamonds. :p

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:39 PM
I watched the long version. And I could have told you the answer. Yes, women like diamonds. :p

Women are dumb.
Diamonds are nothing more than shiny rocks! :rolleyes:

luv
07-31-2005, 09:45 PM
Women are dumb.
Diamonds are nothing more than shiny rocks! :rolleyes:
And good beer is nothing more then fermented wheat (preferably). Your point?

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:46 PM
THANKS FOR NOT RUINING THE ENDING FOR EVERYONE LUV!!!! :cuss:

milkman
07-31-2005, 09:47 PM
And good beer is nothing more then fermented wheat (preferably). Your point?

You were expecting a point?

luv
07-31-2005, 09:48 PM
THANKS FOR NOT RUINING THE ENDING FOR EVERYONE LUV!!!! :cuss:
No ruining it would be telling about how he worked and slaved for years and years in order to save up enough to afford it.

luv
07-31-2005, 09:48 PM
You were expecting a point?
ROFL

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:50 PM
No ruining it would be telling about how he worked and slaved for years and years in order to save up enough to afford it.
Meh. Spin it how you like. You still ruined it. :harumph:

I'm going to bed now. Been on vacation for 10 days and it's back to the shithole hospital tomorrow. Yay ...

Night all.

luv
07-31-2005, 09:53 PM
Meh. Spin it how you like. You still ruined it. :harumph:

I'm going to bed now. Been on vacation for 10 days and it's back to the shithole hospital tomorrow. Yay ...

Night all.
Isn't that what else women are good for? Ruining men's fun? Here's some rep for an enjoyable little movie. Sorry I ruined it. Have fun at work. :)

Braincase
07-31-2005, 09:54 PM
I always thought the secret was to provide lots of oral sex and a credit card.

4th and Long
07-31-2005, 09:54 PM
Isn't that what else women are good for? Ruining men's fun? Here's some rep for an enjoyable little movie. Sorry I ruined it. Have fun at work. :)
Notice how women like to get in the last word too? :p

Night again. :D

luv
07-31-2005, 09:56 PM
Notice how women like to get in the last word too? :p

Night again. :D
G'night. :p

Braincase
08-01-2005, 05:23 AM
G'night. :p


Mornin'!

Skip Towne
08-01-2005, 05:34 AM
Mornin'!
Mornin', Braincase, did ya see where DJ signed?

Braincase
08-01-2005, 05:46 AM
Mornin', Braincase, did ya see where DJ signed?

Indeed I did, sir! Did you see where KU has the second best funded athletic department in the Big 12, behind Texas? RCJH, Dawg!

Skip Towne
08-01-2005, 06:39 AM
Indeed I did, sir! Did you see where KU has the second best funded athletic department in the Big 12, behind Texas? RCJH, Dawg!
I didn't see that. Even more than Zero U and the Cornholers?

Braincase
08-01-2005, 07:05 AM
I didn't see that. Even more than Zero U and the Cornholers?

Looks that way... (http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/jul/31/mayer_athletics_bigtime_big_12/?sports)