YOU GOD DAMNED MISSOURI HICKS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD FILM IF IT SLAPPED YA IN THE FACE!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

So like yeah, I'm over at my grandparent's house with all the relatives and we're settling in to watch a movie. On my reccomendation, we're going to watch THE HUDSUCKER PROXY.

As you all know, this movie is an astonishingly awesome piece of cinema. It is flawless. Funny, moving, dramatic, gorgeously edited, perfectly filmed; it is all of these things simultaneously.

SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOD DAMNED RETARDS STARING AT ME AND SIGHING TWENTY MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE? WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM? CAN YOU NOT WATCH ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES AN ATTENTION SPAN GREATER THAN THREE MINUTES? GEE, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED NATIONAL ****ING TREASURE AGAIN!!! YOU ALL JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOVED THAT!!!

OH, THAT'S RIGHT! GET UP AND WALK OUT! YOU MOTHER****RS! OH HEY, LOOK! UNCLE IS WATCHING IT! HE LOVES IT! IS IT ANY COINCIDENCE HE'S ALSO THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM? **** ALL OF YOU! GO AND PLAY SPADES, DIPSHITS!

Tomorrow we're going to watch Phantom of the Opera. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!.


:cuss:

[|Zach|]

The Hudsucker Proxy is an awesome movie.

[cdcox]

Bring a shotgun to make sure they get your point.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

The Hudsucker Proxy is an awesome movie.

YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT IT IS!

[go bowe]

jeeze, a cat got your balls?

[|Zach|]

This thread is annoying, even though it is a great movie.

[beer bacon]

Where are you from again Gochiefs?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Where are you from again Gochiefs?

By birth? Scotland. By current residence? Texas. By genetics? Germany.

So I guess I'm a Germanic Scottish Texan. Aye, gudentag ya'll.

[gblowfish]

Quit yelling...I'm trying to watch a movie!!

[Deberg_1990]

Come on Go Chiefs, great flick, but even you have to admit the Coen Brothers are not for everyone.

[Nzoner]

THEY'RE YOU'RE FOCKING RELATIVES,NOW

http://home.nc.rr.com/inbedwithhomer/STFU%20vader.gif

[|Zach|]

THEY'RE YOU'RE FOCKING RELATIVES,NOW

ROFL

[Logical]

So WTF does this have to do with Missouri anyway?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

So WTF does this have to do with Missouri anyway?

My. Relatives. All. Live. In. Missouri. Except. My. Uncle. He. Lives. In. Oregon. What. A. Coincidence.

[|Zach|]

So WTF does this have to do with Missouri anyway?Everyone else stopped asking questions loooong ago.

[4th and Long]

THEY'RE YOU'RE FOCKING RELATIVES,NOW

http://home.nc.rr.com/inbedwithhomer/STFU%20vader.gif
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[BigRedChief]

So I guess I'm a Germanic Scottish Texan.
http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-ChangingSubject.jpg

Your as redneck as the rest of our clans!:harumph:

[Iowanian]

Is granny looking at you Longingly when she sighs?

Maybe you're just missing the hint, and see her waving you back as she retired to the love lair to get in the swing.

[4th and Long]

Is granny looking at you Longingly when she sighs?

Maybe you're just missing the hint, and see her waving you back as she retired to the love lair to get in the swing.
Normally your sharp with doesn't gross me out.

Normally ... *shudder*

[Braincase]

Obi-Wan KeNoCulture is lecturing people on the humanities. Bwahahahah!

[J Diddy]

Normally your sharp with doesn't gross me out.

Normally ... *shudder*

Freaking sissy.

If you can't handle alot of "experience" then you're not a man.



:)

[Fire Me Boy!]

OK... gochiefs... Hudsucker, great... National Treasure, crap. In case you missed it, Phantom (the film), crap (my critique of it is worse since I've seen it again). They'll probably love it.

[luv]

OK... gochiefs... Hudsucker, great... National Treasure, crap. In case you missed it, Phantom (the film), crap (my critique of it is worse since I've seen it again). They'll probably love it.
Hey! I liked National Treasure, ya movie snob! :p

[J Diddy]

Hey! I liked National Treasure, ya movie snob! :p


Yeah me too.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

OK... gochiefs... Hudsucker, great... National Treasure, crap. In case you missed it, Phantom (the film), crap (my critique of it is worse since I've seen it again). They'll probably love it.

I liked National Treasure and Phantom (not as good as the stage play of course, but still enjoyable).

But...I can't stand people who love these movies and just...get bored with Hudsucker. :banghead:

If they had stayed til the end...they'd have loved it.

[Miles]

Hey! I liked National Treasure, ya movie snob! :p

I enjoyed it too. Plus that German chick was hot.

[Miles]

Hudsucker Proxy is a good flick but the humor is a bit different. Like Deberg said the Coen brothers are not for everyone

[Taco John]

Is granny looking at you Longingly when she sighs?

Maybe you're just missing the hint, and see her waving you back as she retired to the love lair to get in the swing.




Ouch dude... Not one of your finest efforts.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Ouch dude... Not one of your finest efforts.

My uncle lives in Portland.

[AustinChief]

Phantom is absolute crap. Andrew Lloyd Weber is a ****ing hack. IF you are going to be a pretentious dilletante.. at least pretend to like something with merit.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

beavis is gonna love this thread

[stumppy]

Phantom is absolute crap. Andrew Lloyd Weber is a ****ing hack. IF you are going to be a pretentious dilletante.. at least pretend to like something with merit.


ROFL
I believe GoatCheese just got called out on the carpet.

[Bearcat]

Hey! I liked National Treasure, ya movie snob! :p

After watching the preview, I figured I had already seen the entire movie :shrug:

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

we're going to watch THE HUDSUCKER PROXY.


You know... for kids...

[keg in kc]

Phantom is absolute crap. Andrew Lloyd Weber is a ****ing hack. IF you are going to be a pretentious dilletante.. at least pretend to like something with merit.Oh, now you've done it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

After watching the preview, I figured I had already seen the entire movie :shrug:
You did.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I didn't say Phantom was the greatest story ever told. I said I liked it, and the music DOES rock.

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000089AUC.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg > http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JMZS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000089AUC.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg > http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JMZS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Thankyou Captain Obvious!

BTW, that Jesus sure is angsty. ROFL

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img8/Flash-Gordon-Universe.jpg > http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JMZS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg