View Full Version : NFT: French Government Raises Terror Alert Level

The Rick
08-01-2005, 11:26 AM
The AP and UPI report that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are SURRENDER and COLLABORATE.

The raise was precipitated by terrorist attacks in London and a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

J Diddy
08-01-2005, 11:27 AM

08-01-2005, 11:28 AM
Heh. As everyone knows, the blue and red stripes on the French national flag are attached with Velcro. You know, for easy removal.