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Taco John
08-02-2005, 10:38 PM
I fear for our futures... This guy has a mind like a steel trap, and the kind of control that makes even the most finely tuned athlete look pale in comparison.

We're doomed!


Eleven holes-in-one in a single round...

Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET



SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/od_nm/korea_memory_dc;_ylt=AoKzOONvnT8UhKkBobLKmE6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

HemiEd
08-02-2005, 10:42 PM
:spock:

Fat Elvis
08-02-2005, 10:44 PM
I bet he has a pet liger.

tk13
08-02-2005, 10:45 PM
ROFL

That's great. Watch your back Tiger.

Rausch
08-02-2005, 10:47 PM
I don't buy that $3it for a minute. Not even at child labor prices...

Donger
08-02-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah. If he could just stop raping little girls, he might have a shot at the Nobel Peace Prize. Schucks, he's probably already the frontrunner for the UN's "I Don't F*ck Little Girls" chair.

Taco John
08-02-2005, 10:54 PM
I had no idea such a position existed...

Donger
08-02-2005, 10:56 PM
I had no idea such a position existed...

Oh sure. The French are pretty cocksure about coming in first place, particularly in Africa.

Iowanian
08-02-2005, 10:57 PM
I need to get that guy a ticket to go to vegas...to count some cards with me.

Ebolapox
08-02-2005, 11:50 PM
<img src="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,420060,00.jpg">

HERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ebolapox
08-02-2005, 11:51 PM
<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/181/1232/1024/Kim_Jong_Il_balls_small.jpg">




-EB-...that stands alone

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
08-03-2005, 12:05 AM
11 holes in one my ass.................


:rolleyes:

trndobrd
08-03-2005, 12:43 AM
KEEP F***ING DOUBTING KIM JONG IL!

Pants
08-03-2005, 12:57 AM
11 holes in one my ass.................


:rolleyes:

I don't know if you realized that, but the article talks about how ridiculous the whole NK propaganda is. None of that is true, lol.

Reaper16
08-03-2005, 12:58 AM
Pssssh, Scanlon could hit all 18 holes in one, provided a driver could be fashioned that could harness his inate power. As it stands now, Scanlon just liquifies the ball upon contact.

Pants
08-03-2005, 12:59 AM
Pssssh, Scanlon could hit all 18 holes in one, provided a driver could be fashioned that could harness his inate power. As it stands now, Scanlon just liquifies the ball upon contact.

Actually, I heard he vaporizes them... You better check your sources - they're shitty.

Reaper16
08-03-2005, 01:01 AM
Actually, I heard he vaporizes them... You better check your sources - they're shitty.

Well, yeah, with his lazer eyes. Duh. He just does that when no one's looking; out of frustration, ya' know?

Pants
08-03-2005, 01:38 AM
Well, yeah, with his lazer eyes. Duh. He just does that when no one's looking; out of frustration, ya' know?

Oh, yeah. I know dude, it's gotta piss a man off when everytime he hits a golf ball, it liquifies. No wonder he vaporizes them.

Braincase
08-03-2005, 05:41 AM
Invite the little jackhole to the US, and take him out on the course with Bush. Bring Ron Jeremy along as his caddy, and make sure Li'l Kim gets a good look when RJ has to relieve himself in the rough.

"Nah, I'm a little below average for an American male... you might want to use a fairway wood, MemoryMan."

Iowanian
08-03-2005, 07:11 AM
I'll bet he did get 11 holes in one..at online minigolf.

Iowanian
08-03-2005, 07:18 AM
Kim Jongean Dynomite.

PastorMikH
08-03-2005, 08:47 AM
If he were as smart as he thinks he is, he'd think twice about trying to play hardball with the USA.

Saulbadguy
08-03-2005, 08:49 AM
I'll bet he did get 11 holes in one..at online minigolf.
That is still pretty tough.

ChiTown
08-03-2005, 08:50 AM
If he were as smart as he thinks he is, he'd think twice about trying to play hardball with the USA.

Smart? If he were that smart he'd have figured out a way to get his Country out of it's extreme poverty.

ROYC75
08-03-2005, 09:00 AM
This guy is so much BS, the press is eating out of his hands.

11 my ass, we all know it was only 10 and it was mini golf to boot. :rolleyes:

PastorMikH
08-03-2005, 09:01 AM
Smart? If he were that smart he'd have figured out a way to get his Country out of it's extreme poverty.


Trudat

Radar Chief
08-03-2005, 09:03 AM
11 holes in one my ass.................


:rolleyes:

Now, now. Im sure Put Golf is a very demanding sport.

Iowanian
08-03-2005, 09:06 AM
Its widely known in the Asian community that the slightest whiff of one of Kim Jong Il's flatulate causes women orgasmic fits of pleasure. Kim Jong Il is so verile, that he once gave a Kangaroo a heart attack by looking it in the eye. Kim Jong Il, can recall the name of every North Korean with Electricity after 9pm, since in fact HE is the Only one to have electricity. Kim Dong Ill has been watching too many episodes of Saturday Night Live "best of John Lovitz"...yeah...yeah...dat's the Ticket!

I'd like to be lil' Kim Dong Ill's press secretary.

FringeNC
08-03-2005, 09:43 AM
Won't be very many future NBA stars from NK:

"South Korean anthropologists who measured North Korean refugees here in Yanji, a city 15 miles from the North Korean border, found that most of the teenage boys stood less than 5 feet tall and weighed less than 100 pounds. In contrast, the average 17-year-old South Korean boy is 5-feet-8, slightly shorter than an American boy of the same age. The height disparities are stunning because Koreans were more or less the same size if anything, people in the North were slightly taller until the abrupt partitioning of the country after World War II. South Koreans, feasting on an increasingly Western-influenced diet, have been growing taller as their estranged countrymen have been shrinking through successive famines..."

On the other hand, Michael Jackson could stay legal over there perhaps.

Lzen
08-03-2005, 10:36 AM
I wonder if this guy is so demented that he actually thinks that his people really believe all this BS. :LOL: