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onescrewleftuntwisted
08-03-2005, 11:31 PM
all your questions will be answered


here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/leisure_nipples_dc;_ylt=AqIWCjt8S97Aw0W1csgcUTqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-)

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:38 PM
Oh darn, I thought It was for women to suck and lick on, oh well must just be me. :drool:

luv
08-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Oh darn, I thought It was for women to suck and lick on, oh well must just be me. :drool:
A guy I know also likes it when I..errr...someone bites them.

Delano
08-03-2005, 11:40 PM
Oh darn, I thought It was for women to suck and lick on, oh well must just be me. :drool:

This is a thread about mens nipples, not penis' (or is it penii?).

ENDelt260
08-03-2005, 11:41 PM
More importantly, why the hell did this photo accompany the article?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050802/i/r4259855876.jpg?x=180&y=267&sig=W_oG3zZK0epOCUwsSlME1A--

luv
08-03-2005, 11:44 PM
More importantly, why the hell did this photo accompany the article?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050802/i/r4259855876.jpg?x=180&y=267&sig=W_oG3zZK0epOCUwsSlME1A--
They're pierced, but you can hardly tell with all the tiger make-up. Other than that.. :shrug:

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:44 PM
This is a thread about mens nipples, not penis' (or is it penii?).
Well when you have sex with a woman, you can't handle both?

Let me teach you something, women can actually handle giving pleasure to their man in many ways.

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:45 PM
A guy I know also likes it when I..errr...someone bites them.
ROFL ROFL yea I know ,err....heard about men like that ROFL

Delano
08-03-2005, 11:46 PM
Well when you have sex with a woman, you can't handle both?

Let me teach you something, women can actually handle giving pleasure to their man in many ways.

You really have set a couple balls on the tee in this thread, Badgirl.

luv
08-03-2005, 11:47 PM
Well when you have sex with a woman, you can't handle both?

Let me teach you something, women can actually handle giving pleasure to their man in many ways.
Maybe it's just women from Springfield?

Ninjaman
08-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Why don't you google it you f**kwad.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:49 PM
Maybe it's just women from Springfield?
I think you may be right luv2rite. ROFL

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:50 PM
You really have set a couple balls on the tee in this thread, Badgirl.
Are you ready to tee off Delano? ROFL

Delano
08-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Yeah, you Springfield girls must be regular love machines. Your understanding of eroticism is beyond all comprehension.

Delano
08-03-2005, 11:53 PM
Why don't you google it you f**kwad.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

Thats great that you chimed in with that useful information.

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:54 PM
Yeah, you Springfield girls must be regular love machines. Your understanding of eroticism is beyond all comprehension.
Damn, now you got it. ROFL

We could send you "where no man has gone before" ROFL

Dave Lane
08-03-2005, 11:55 PM
A guy I know also likes it when I..errr...someone bites them.

And vice versa... ROFL

Dave

keg in kc
08-03-2005, 11:56 PM
I think the only reason I have them is so I can get jogger's nipples. F*cking things annoy the shit out of me.

Delano
08-03-2005, 11:56 PM
Damn, now you got it. ROFL

We could send you "where no man has gone before" ROFL

I'm game..
:)

keg in kc
08-03-2005, 11:58 PM
We could send you "where no man has gone before"Something tells me that man has in fact been there before.

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:59 PM
I'm game..
:)
Well I'll have to converse with Luv2rite and see when we're available and we'll get back to ya. :p

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:00 AM
Something tells me that man has in fact been there before.
It tells you the truth :p

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:00 AM
Why don't you google it you f**kwad.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html


your not talking to me are you,
you beter not be talking to me

luv
08-04-2005, 12:01 AM
I'm game..
:)
I'll leave this one to badgirl. She'd turn you on, but then I'd turn you off.

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:02 AM
I'll leave this one to badgirl. She'd turn you on, but then I'd turn you off.
Oh now I don't think thats true. You know all the tricks girl like you said us girls from springfield knows "things" ROFL

Delano
08-04-2005, 12:02 AM
your not talking to me are you,
you beter not be talking to me
ROFL

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:03 AM
It tells you the truthThis outlines one of the stumbling-blocks I have. Eventually I'm going to have to resign to the fact that, at my age, I'm not going to find a virgin.

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:04 AM
This outlines one of the stumbling-blocks I have. Eventually I'm going to have to resign to the fact that, at my age, I'm not going to find a virgin.
This day and age you'd be lucky to find a virgin in middle school, so unless your a perv, you in fact will not find a virgin. :shake:

luv
08-04-2005, 12:04 AM
This outlines one of the stumbling-blocks I have. Eventually I'm going to have to resign to the fact that, at my age, I'm not going to find a virgin.
There's hope. I was a virgin until an year and a half ago.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:07 AM
What I really want is a 19 year old supermodel virgin who discovers she's a nymphomaniac shortly after we meet, and who then becomes violently ill if she sees a penis other than mine. And she needs to be asian, with a british accent, and a relatively high IQ, but not so high that I feel like a moron.

Is that too much to ask?

I think not.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:08 AM
What I really want is a 19 year old supermodel virgin who discovers she's a nymphomaniac shortly after we meet, and who then becomes violently ill if she sees a penis other than mine.
Yeah..uhh...good luck with that.

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:09 AM
What I really want is a 19 year old supermodel virgin who discovers she's a nymphomaniac shortly after we meet, and who then becomes violently ill if she sees a penis other than mine. And she needs to be asian, with a british accent, and a relatively high IQ, but not so high that I feel like a moron.

Is that too much to ask?

I think not.
Your really setting your standards way too low ROFL

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:10 AM
I'll settle for a gal that puts out and fetches me beers.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:10 AM
Your really setting your standards way too lowWell, that wasn't all the standards. That was the short list.

I've already settled for less than I wanted once, I figured this time around I'll shoot for the stars.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:11 AM
I'll settle for a gal that puts out and fetches me beers.I could probably train a puppy to carry a tray around on her head. You'd have to handle the 'other' training, however.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:12 AM
I'll settle for a gal that puts out and fetches me beers.
And even better if she can fit into a french maid uniform while doing it (both), right?

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:13 AM
And even better if she can fit into a french maid uniform while doing it (both), right?
I keep my home at a comfortable temperature. There's no need for her to be clothed.

Delano
08-04-2005, 12:14 AM
I'll settle for a gal that puts out and fetches me beers.

You should have settled a while ago. Those kinda girls are a dime a dozen.

Count Alex's Wins
08-04-2005, 12:14 AM
I wonder what DenverChief's opinion is on this.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:15 AM
I keep my home at a comfortable temperature. There's no need for her to be clothed.
ROFL

Delano
08-04-2005, 12:16 AM
I wonder what DenverChief's opinion is on this.

The one and only person to wonder.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:19 AM
You should have settled a while ago. Those kinda girls are a dime a dozen.
It's not me settling that's the problem. Sure, I've found dozens of girls who will put out. And some of them even fetch me beers. But, eventually they all want things like "dinner", or "presents", or "cunnilingus", or to be "seen in public with me", or to not "be referred to as 'my hole'".

No bitch, I want you to bring me a beer, blow me, then go sit in the corner and shut the f*ck up. Sheesh. Are those simple directions so f*cking hard to follow?

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:20 AM
You just haven't found the right whore.

Give it time, Brian.

Give it time.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:21 AM
It's not me settling that's the problem. Sure, I've found dozens of girls who will put out. And some of them even fetch me beers. But, eventually they all want things like "dinner", or "presents", or "cunnilingus", or to be "seen in public with me", or to not "be referred to as 'my hole'".

No bitch, I want you to bring me a beer, blow me, then go sit in the corner and shut the f*ck up. Sheesh. Are those simple directions so f*cking hard to follow?
The problem might be that you're not paying enough.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:23 AM
You just haven't found the right whore.

Give it time, Brian.

Give it time.
Hey, I'm a patient man.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:24 AM
The problem might be that you're not paying enough.
If being allowed to bask in the glow of my presence isn't payment enough for her, then she can get f*cked. Or not, as the case may be.

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:24 AM
The problem might be that you're not paying enough.
ROFL ROFL

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:27 AM
Hey, I'm a patient man.I want you to think about something, though. Imagine your love life as a buffet. Do you really want to get stuck eating nothing but, say, macaroni and cheese for the rest of your life? No more salad. No more pudding. No more scaly jello. Just mac and cheese. And, hey, you may like the mac and cheese, but is that really all you want to eat, until death do you part?

Think about it.

Keep piling up that plate, man. Keep piling it up.

Don't just eat macaroni and cheese.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:38 AM
I want you to think about something, though. Imagine your love life as a buffet. Do you really want to get stuck eating nothing but, say, macaroni and cheese for the rest of your life? No more salad. No more pudding. No more scaly jello. Just mac and cheese. And, hey, you may like the mac and cheese, but is that really all you want to eat, until death do you part?

Think about it.

Keep piling up that plate, man. Keep piling it up.

Don't just eat macaroni and cheese.
Heh... reminds me of a Rodney Carrington bit that ends with, "...a man can only have so many green M&M's before he says, 'F*CK, I WANT A RED ONE!'"

luv
08-04-2005, 12:42 AM
I want you to think about something, though. Imagine your love life as a buffet. Do you really want to get stuck eating nothing but, say, macaroni and cheese for the rest of your life? No more salad. No more pudding. No more scaly jello. Just mac and cheese. And, hey, you may like the mac and cheese, but is that really all you want to eat, until death do you part?

Think about it.

Keep piling up that plate, man. Keep piling it up.

Don't just eat macaroni and cheese.
You know the meal that you just love that you could eat for every meal for the rest of your life? That's what the RIGHT girl will be. Not mac and cheese.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:45 AM
You know the meal that you just love that you could eat for every meal for the rest of your life? That's what the RIGHT girl will be. Not mac and cheese.
There's no meal I want to have every meal for the rest of my life.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:46 AM
You know the meal that you just love that you could eat for every meal for the rest of your life?There is no such thing. Even the best food gets old if it's all you've got.

Or even if it's not. Say, dark chocolate. I love dark chocolate. But I can only eat it every day for about a week without needing a break.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:47 AM
There's no meal I want to have every meal for the rest of my life.
Commitment isn't for everyone. Nothing wrong with being an eternal bachelor, if that is what you choose.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:48 AM
There is no such thing. Even the best food gets old if it's all you've got.

Or even if it's not. Say, dark chocolate. I love dark chocolate. But I can only eat it every day for about a week without needing a break.
Look at the theory behind it. The RIGHT woman would be whatever you need her to be. In ENDelt's case, that would be a naked vending machine. :p

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:50 AM
I'm fairly certain the "right woman" doesn't want a goddamned thing to do with me.

The wrong ones sure are fun, though.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:51 AM
Look at the theory behind it. The RIGHT woman would be whatever you need her to be. In ENDelt's case, that would be a naked vending machine.So you're saying he needs to marry the entire buffet. Which is, in essense, what he's doing.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:52 AM
So you're saying he needs to marry the entire buffet. Which is, in essense, what he's doing.
That ONE buffet contains everything he wants.

Delano
08-04-2005, 12:54 AM
That ONE buffet contains everything he wants.


Are you really trying to convince someone that monogamy is right for ENDelt? ROFL

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:55 AM
That ONE buffet contains everything he wants.Might as well tell him to marry Santa Claus.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:57 AM
Might as well tell him to marry Santa Claus.
Dude, I'm not gay.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:59 AM
Dude, I'm not gay.Dude, don't take me so literally. It's allegory. Like the buffet.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:59 AM
Are you really trying to convince someone that monogamy is right for ENDelt? ROFL
No, not necessarily. I mentioned earlier that there's nothing wrong with being a bachelor. But you just never know, maybe there is a right one that exists somewhere out there.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 01:00 AM
No, not necessarily. I mentioned earlier that there's nothing wrong with being a bachelor. But you just never know, maybe there is a right one that exists somewhere out there.That's a whole other can o' worms.

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:09 PM
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY THREAD

Braincase
08-04-2005, 12:10 PM
Well when you have sex with a woman, you can't handle both?

Let me teach you something, women can actually handle giving pleasure to their man in many ways.

Forget about teaching me... teach my wife.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:12 PM
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY THREAD
zombiewonkanoby... meet the night crew.

chagrin
08-04-2005, 12:15 PM
I was wondering when this would hit the board, that book book looks pretty cool

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:16 PM
NO WONDER THE WORD Association Game DID SO WELL

Donger
08-04-2005, 12:17 PM
Oh darn, I thought It was for women to suck and lick on, oh well must just be me. :drool:

God, I f*cking hate foreplay.

Donger
08-04-2005, 12:18 PM
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY THREAD

Heh. Start a hygiene thread. They rarely ever get hijacked.

luv
08-04-2005, 02:28 PM
Heh. Start a hygiene thread. They rarely ever get hijacked.
lol

No one hijacked it, it just ...evolved.