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yeti
08-03-2005, 11:52 PM
So what about all the shrimps here. This thread will be have not as many posts compared to its counterpart but what the hell. Don't be ashamed. At least your not fat right?

5'8 140lbs

Pants
08-03-2005, 11:54 PM
I'm a shrimp. But a pretty fast one. Like I said... 6'0 153.

Phobia
08-03-2005, 11:55 PM
Brando is roughly 4' 7" and 93 lbs but you should see him run.

Pants
08-03-2005, 11:56 PM
Brando is roughly 4' 7" and 93 lbs but you should see him run.

lol

luv
08-03-2005, 11:57 PM
Brando is roughly 4' 7" and 93 lbs but you should see him run.
Pretty light on his toes, huh?

badgirl
08-03-2005, 11:57 PM
If this includes women, I am 5'7" and weigh 122 lbs.

yeti
08-03-2005, 11:59 PM
I hope the women post here and not on the other thread.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:03 AM
I hope the women post here and not on the other thread.
I already posted on the other thread. You got a problem with that? Don't make me sit on you.

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:05 AM
go get him luv2rite

badgirl
08-04-2005, 12:07 AM
I already posted on the other thread. You got a problem with that? Don't make me sit on you.
He's hoping luv2rite, he's hoping. :p

yeti
08-04-2005, 12:07 AM
I already posted on the other thread. You got a problem with that? Don't make me sit on you.
:) After I posted that I figured that I would get flak for it. Oh well.

Count Alex's Losses
08-04-2005, 12:09 AM
RaiderHader?

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:09 AM
Make sure you've got a flashlight handy if you go on that excursion, yeti.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:11 AM
Make sure you've got a flashlight handy if you go on that excursion, yeti.
I may tease you, but you take low blows.

yeti
08-04-2005, 12:12 AM
Make sure you've got a flashlight handy if you go on that excursion, yeti.

How about a headlamp. :shake:

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:16 AM
I may tease you, but you take low blows.Wasn't actually supposed to be a low blow, I just couldn't come up with the sound effect I was thinking of. Somewhere between a sucking sound and a slurping sound when you sat on him.

*schluck*

It's from an old running joke some friends of mine and I had about 15 years ago. Would take too long to explain. And, well, I have a bizarre sense of humor.

Carry on.

Saggysack
08-04-2005, 12:25 AM
I'm kinda wondering why someone 5'8 140lbs would name themselves yeti.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 12:32 AM
I'm kinda wondering why someone 5'8 140lbs would name themselves yeti.

Because I've got a really bad temper and he might just be the only guy on the BB who's azz I could kick.

Of course, if I was gonna' swing on some dude from the BB it'd probably be Denise...

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Because I've got a really bad temper and he might just be the only guy on the BB who's azz I could kick. Hell, the only guy on the BB whose azz you could reach. With a ladder.

Pants
08-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Hell, the only guy on the BB whose azz you could reach. With a ladder.

hahaha

Rudy lost the toss
08-04-2005, 12:39 AM
5'6 130 pounds and shorter than my mom. Anybody else shorter than their mom? my mom is 5'8 and my dad is 5'10, but I'm not sure how tall the milkman was.

tk13
08-04-2005, 12:44 AM
Where's Mark M? I think they have to measure his weight in ounces.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 12:44 AM
Hell, the only guy on the BB whose azz you could reach. With a ladder.

I guess that's where we're different. I don't really care to fight or fug any planeteers.

M or F...(Denise's Plummer-stache provides me plenty of grey area...)

Rausch
08-04-2005, 12:45 AM
Where's Mark M? I think they have to measure his weight in ounces.

Oh yeah, I could kick his azz too. (Not that I would though. Mostly 'cause I wouldn't want Mrs.M to **** me up...)

LiL stumppy
08-04-2005, 12:47 AM
5'8 137 ish :)

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:48 AM
I guess that's where we're different. I don't really care to fight or fug any planeteers.Oh, I don't think we're any different in that regard.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 12:50 AM
5'8 137 ish :)

Damn. At 5'7" and 1/4 I'm still 3rd shortest...

Pants
08-04-2005, 12:50 AM
Oh, I don't think we're any different in that regard.

Are you saying c4me is not hot?

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:51 AM
Are you saying c4me is not hot?Why, yes. I am.

Pants
08-04-2005, 12:52 AM
Why, yes. I am.

What? You must be gay...

LiL stumppy
08-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Damn. At 5'7" and 1/4 I'm still 3rd shortest...


Well My dad is 5"8 too I think.Give or take a few centa(sp?) meters :)

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 12:54 AM
What? You must be gay...Why, no. I'm not.

Although I think at this point "asexual" might not be altogether unfair. :mad:

luv
08-04-2005, 12:55 AM
Damn. At 5'7" and 1/4 I'm still 3rd shortest...
How big are your feet and hands though?

Pants
08-04-2005, 12:56 AM
How big are your feet and hands though?

You keep asking that, but none of that shit means anything.

luv
08-04-2005, 12:57 AM
You keep asking that, but none of that shit means anything.
Feet, no. Hands, yes. And I'm simply having fun. Like I'd do anything with these guys. I'm not a tramp.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 12:57 AM
You keep asking that, but none of that shit means anything.

I promise you that, my feet are huge...

Pants
08-04-2005, 01:00 AM
I promise you that, my feet are huge...

Don't promise me, promise luv2rite. She's the one who wants to make passionate love to you. If your feet are big, that is.

J Diddy
08-04-2005, 01:02 AM
Hey I'm 5'6" and 145........

But I'll freaking bite the hell out of some ankles.

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 01:02 AM
Don't promise me, promise luv2rite. She's the one who wants to make passionate love to you. If your feet are big, that is.I think it's hands she's into. Or are they into her. Well, I digress.

luv
08-04-2005, 01:04 AM
Don't promise me, promise luv2rite. She's the one who wants to make passionate love to you. If your feet are big, that is.
Excuse me? Maybe you should learn to read.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 01:05 AM
Hey I'm 5'6" and 145........

But I'll freaking bite the hell out of some ankles.

Since Don King don't sign my checks I don't fight fair...

Pants
08-04-2005, 01:08 AM
Excuse me? Maybe you should learn to read.

Excsue me? Maybe someone should get a sense of humor.

I wasn't going to say this until you posted that "I would not do such a thing" post.

luv
08-04-2005, 01:10 AM
Excsue me? Maybe someone should get a sense of humor.

I wasn't going to say this until you posted that "I would not do such a thing" post.
Sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I'm a female. My thinking is backwards. I thought by saying that, I would possibly avoid people making comments like that, because I didn't want you to think I was serious.

AZORChiefFan
08-04-2005, 01:27 AM
5'6" and some 145 lbs here.

Saggysack
08-04-2005, 01:48 AM
5'6 130 pounds and shorter than my mom. Anybody else shorter than their mom? my mom is 5'8 and my dad is 5'10, but I'm not sure how tall the milkman was.

Speaking of milkmans.

My mother and father are both 5'6. I'm 6'2...

HolmeZz
08-04-2005, 01:49 AM
5'9/10", 175 lbs.

Chiefs Pantalones
08-04-2005, 01:49 AM
6'1 186

muscular build, hazel blue eyes, sandy blonde hair-messed up look like a surfer, work out, play football, basketball.

I love you.

Here's me without my makeup.

so...

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/ASL/ASL-scary.jpg

Mr Grimm
08-04-2005, 01:51 AM
5'10
205 LBS

Saggysack
08-04-2005, 01:56 AM
Because I've got a really bad temper and he might just be the only guy on the BB who's azz I could kick.

Of course, if I was gonna' swing on some dude from the BB it'd probably be Denise...

I have never really read Denise posts. So she really doesn't bother me. I guess I can just pass her by without even noticing. She feeds herself off of the attention she gets.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 02:18 AM
Pretty light on his toes, huh?
Light on his toes... light in the loafers... whatever.

BigMeatballDave
08-04-2005, 02:46 AM
I already posted on the other thread. You got a problem with that? Don't make me sit on you.Do It! Do It now!
ROFL

BigMeatballDave
08-04-2005, 02:47 AM
Of course, if I was gonna' swing on some dude from the BB it'd probably be Denise...
ROFL Awesome...

Braincase
08-04-2005, 06:46 AM
I'm only 22" inches tall flat on my back... shorter if I'm not excited.

Goapics1
08-04-2005, 07:06 AM
You keep asking that, but none of that shit means anything.
bullshit

Skip Towne
08-04-2005, 07:26 AM
My HS football coach said "Skip, you're not very big, but you're slow."

ROYC75
08-04-2005, 08:05 AM
Mark M and raiderhater is probally runnning a close race as the smallest.

What did ya expect out of a couple of guys that resemble walking sticks that has to jump around in the shower to get wet.

Amnorix
08-04-2005, 08:10 AM
5'6 130 pounds and shorter than my mom. Anybody else shorter than their mom? my mom is 5'8 and my dad is 5'10, but I'm not sure how tall the milkman was.

:eek: Yowza. I still remember patting my Mom on the head and saying "almost as tall as you" when I was like 9. She was about 5'3", and I ended up at about 6'.

Mr. Kotter
08-04-2005, 08:11 AM
My HS football coach said "Skip, you're not very big, but you're slow."

I tried out for Fullback one year: coach says, "Rob....you have deceptive speed. You are even slower than you look. We need you at Guard."

Mr. Kotter
08-04-2005, 08:13 AM
Hey I'm 5'6" and 145........

But I'll freaking bite the hell out of some ankles.

Chihuahua....

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-04-2005, 08:32 AM
RaiderHader?
[Chris Farley in Tommy Boy voice] "He's just a little guy" [/Chris Farley in Tommy Boy voice]

chiefs4me
08-04-2005, 09:57 PM
5ft 4inches, and a whopping 118 pounds that can kick your butts....ROFL

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 09:58 PM
Maybe if you're standing on a table. Otherwise, you'd be stubbing our toes.

The Pedestrian
08-04-2005, 10:07 PM
5'10" 150 lbs

Der Flöprer
08-04-2005, 10:07 PM
My HS football coach said "Skip, you're not very big, but you're slow."


So I guess he didn't like being done like a porn star. Way to be compassionate Skip, I didn't know you had it in you.

chiefs4me
08-04-2005, 10:27 PM
Maybe if you're standing on a table. Otherwise, you'd be stubbing our toes.



:deevee:






ROFL

Phobia
08-04-2005, 11:13 PM
5'10" 150 lbs

If you shave that beard, I'll bet you could get down to about 140.

J Diddy
08-04-2005, 11:21 PM
Chihuahua....http://www.drliew.net/archives/renstimp34.gif

Raiderhader
08-04-2005, 11:25 PM
RaiderHader?


5'11'' and 120-125.

Raiderhader
08-04-2005, 11:26 PM
Oh yeah, I could kick his azz too. (Not that I would though. Mostly 'cause I wouldn't want Mrs.M to **** me up...)


She ain't so tough.

Simply Red
08-04-2010, 02:13 PM
So what about all the shrimps here. This thread will be have not as many posts compared to its counterpart but what the hell. Don't be ashamed. At least your not fat right?

5'8 140lbs

You lost me @ 'shrimps!' ROFL!!!!!!!

Deberg_1990
08-04-2010, 02:20 PM
6' 11" 285 Ibs

CrazyPhuD
08-04-2010, 03:19 PM
In length or girth?

OnTheWarpath58
08-04-2010, 03:21 PM
Brando is roughly 4' 7" and 93 lbs but you should see him run.

http://i34.tinypic.com/25i0p60.jpg

Simply Red
08-04-2010, 03:28 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/25i0p60.jpg

WTF happened to Brando?!

MOhillbilly
08-04-2010, 03:29 PM
man that was awhile back.

OnTheWarpath58
08-04-2010, 03:30 PM
man that was awhile back.

Yep. April '07.

FishingRod
08-04-2010, 03:32 PM
3"
9.5 grams

BWillie
08-04-2010, 03:32 PM
My dad is 5'7'', mom is 5'4''. I'm 5'11'' 190 lbs. I've been this height since I was 15 god damn it. I am supposed to be taller

Sofa King
08-04-2010, 03:32 PM
6'0" 170.

I'll kick all your asses.

Detoxing
08-04-2010, 03:35 PM
Wow. And I thought i was a small dude. I guess i still am, but at least I know I'm not alone.

5 9" 145

Rausch
08-04-2010, 03:36 PM
6'0" 170.

I'll kick all your asses.

5'7", 172 and I'll Napoleon-teh-fuck out of anyone who touches my cooler...

FishingRod
08-04-2010, 03:39 PM
My dad is 5'7'', mom is 5'4''. I'm 5'11'' 190 lbs. I've been this height since I was 15 god damn it. I am supposed to be taller

I know what you mean I'm actually 5'-11' and some change and about 210 lbs. was 5'-10" at 13, Dad was 5-7" Mom was 5'2"

I guess I looked taller when I was about 175 lbs :(

Rausch
08-04-2010, 03:44 PM
I know what you mean I'm actually 5'-11' and some change and about 210 lbs. was 5'-10" at 13, Dad was 5-7" Mom was 5'2"

I guess I looked taller when I was about 175 lbs :(

Your cooler looks like a fragile Eastern European Nation in the early 40's.

I MUZT GAINS FURIER RECON!

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Nazi%20Cat.jpg

BWillie
08-04-2010, 03:50 PM
I know what you mean I'm actually 5'-11' and some change and about 210 lbs. was 5'-10" at 13, Dad was 5-7" Mom was 5'2"

I guess I looked taller when I was about 175 lbs :(

I was listed at 5'11'' in freshman basketball in high school. All my uncles are like 6'4'' so I was convinced I was going to be that tall. That is why Roy Williams and Kansas didn't offer me a scholarship :)

King_Chief_Fan
08-04-2010, 03:55 PM
So what about all the shrimps here. This thread will be have not as many posts compared to its counterpart but what the hell. Don't be ashamed. At least your not fat right?

5'8 140lbs

5'7", 170 pounds.....just completed the annual physical and the doctor tells me to keep doing what I been doing......perfect health. Pretty sure I can't out run McCluster

gblowfish
08-04-2010, 03:55 PM
Your cooler looks like a fragile Eastern European Nation in the early 40's.

I MUZT GAINS FURIER RECON!

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Nazi%20Cat.jpg

It's a Kitler!
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

milkman
08-04-2010, 07:13 PM
I'm just over 5'6" tall.

I joined the Navy when I was 23, and when I entered boot camp, I weighed 115.
When I got out of boot camp, I weighed 130.

When I tore up my knee at 39 years old, I weighed 142.
When I finished my 9 months of rehab, I weighed 160.

Now, today, some 14 years later, I weigh 155.

Fritz88
08-04-2010, 07:17 PM
I'm just over 5'6" tall.

I joined the Navy when I was 23, and when I entered boot camp, I weighed 115.
When I got out of boot camp, I weighed 130.

When I tore up my knee at 39 years old, I weighed 142.
When I finished my 9 months of rehab, I weighed 160.

Now, today, some 14 years later, I weigh 155.

How the fuck can one get out of boot camp weighing more? Damn.

ElGringo
08-04-2010, 09:25 PM
not overly short at 6 foot, but weighing at a monstrous 130lbs....everyone wonders though, my brother is 6'5 and around 500lbs.

-King-
08-04-2010, 09:49 PM
I'm just over 5'6" tall.

I joined the Navy when I was 23, and when I entered boot camp, I weighed 115.
When I got out of boot camp, I weighed 130.

When I tore up my knee at 39 years old, I weighed 142.
When I finished my 9 months of rehab, I weighed 160.

Now, today, some 14 years later, I weigh 155.

I never pictured you as a small guy.



....small old guy.

Simply Red
08-04-2010, 09:56 PM
How the **** can one get out of boot camp weighing more? Damn.

DOUBLE RATIONS BEEEEYOTCH!!!

Simply Red
08-04-2010, 09:57 PM
I'm just over 5'6" tall.

I joined the Navy when I was 23, and when I entered boot camp, I weighed 115.
When I got out of boot camp, I weighed 130.

When I tore up my knee at 39 years old, I weighed 142.
When I finished my 9 months of rehab, I weighed 160.

Now, today, some 14 years later, I weigh 155.

Did you tear it up, running/jogging?

Delano
08-04-2010, 09:59 PM
not overly short at 6 foot, but weighing at a monstrous 130lbs....everyone wonders though, my brother is 6'5 and around 500lbs.

Both stats are amazing if true. Add to it your relation and it's unbelievable!
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ElGringo
08-04-2010, 10:17 PM
Both stats are amazing if true. Add to it your relation and it's unbelievable!

Unfortunately, no pics to prove it right now, I will try to get a pic of the two of us together on my next trip to the states (but he said he is currently losing weight).

QuikSsurfer
08-04-2010, 10:40 PM
How the fuck can one get out of boot camp weighing more? Damn.

Building muscle??


I'm 5'9 - 162

One year ago, I was around 115.. Thanks Muscle Milk and Smoothie King!!

JoeyChuckles
08-04-2010, 10:41 PM
not overly short at 6 foot, but weighing at a monstrous 130lbs....everyone wonders though, my brother is 6'5 and around 500lbs.

Well you are in Mexico, you been drinking the water?

luv
08-04-2010, 10:43 PM
He's not a planeteer, but my ex was 5'11" and weighed 115. I'm pretty sure he's on meth, though.


And man, this is an old thread. luv2rite was a looooong time ago.

Crashride
08-04-2010, 10:56 PM
5'4 135

Simply Red
08-05-2010, 06:29 AM
Building muscle??


I'm 5'9 - 162

One year ago, I was around 115.. Thanks Muscle Milk and Smoothie King!!

Chocolate HulK?!!

Stryker
08-05-2010, 06:45 AM
I believe that would be me.

Psst, that's me on the left

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012010/the_worlds_smallest_vs_tallest_man.jpg

sparkky
08-05-2010, 07:17 AM
not in good health here, 5'10 and 105 lbs.

I've never weighed more than 135 lbs. in high school.

Sofa King
08-05-2010, 08:39 AM
not overly short at 6 foot, but weighing at a monstrous 130lbs....everyone wonders though, my brother is 6'5 and around 500lbs.

holy crap!!!

i was fairly certain i was going to be on the low end here. but it's obvious there's alot more skinny bitches here than i thought..

QuikSsurfer
08-05-2010, 09:08 AM
Chocolate HulK?!!

Strawberry Hulk!! :) that thing is too good

RJ
08-05-2010, 09:14 AM
not in good health here, 5'10 and 105 lbs.

I've never weighed more than 135 lbs. in high school.


Sorry to hear it, sparkky. Hope your health improves.

Saulbadguy
08-05-2010, 09:21 AM
5'8, 200 lbs. Still got a pretty big spare tire on me, but that's 40 lbs lighter than I was at the beginning of the year. I'd like to see what 5'8 140 looks like. I'm trying to get to around 160. It's nearly unfathomable to me to think about what i'll look like at that point.

Mr. Plow
08-05-2010, 09:44 AM
6'4" 210.

MOhillbilly
08-05-2010, 09:52 AM
5' 9" 160
in 1986.

Sofa King
08-05-2010, 11:16 AM
5' 9" 160
in 1986.

that's about right.


for anyone who hasn't seen MO, here is a wedding pic.

http://blogs.mix947.com/files/2010/06/redneck1.jpg

MOhillbilly
08-05-2010, 11:26 AM
that's about right.


for anyone who hasn't seen MO, here is a wedding pic.

http://blogs.mix947.com/files/2010/06/redneck1.jpg

Thats me when i was 12. Sure miss that dog.

Gracie Dean
08-05-2010, 07:32 PM
5' 3" and 101 lbs

BWillie
08-05-2010, 07:47 PM
He's not a planeteer, but my ex was 5'11" and weighed 115. I'm pretty sure he's on meth, though.


And man, this is an old thread. luv2rite was a looooong time ago.

These are things I would keep to yourself if I were you

tmax63
08-05-2010, 09:23 PM
5'8", 228lbs was 238 about 3 weeks ago. My waist measures 37". I want to get down to about 210 if I can. That's what I weighed the last year or 2 I was in the Army 15 years ago

Smed1065
08-05-2010, 09:27 PM
5'8", 228lbs was 238 about 3 weeks ago. My waist measures 37". I want to get down to about 210 if I can. That's what I weighed the last year or 2 I was in the Army 15 years ago

Meth?

tmax63
08-05-2010, 09:32 PM
Nope, just started eating better and a little less. 3lbs a week isn't extreme.

Gadzooks
08-05-2010, 09:32 PM
Meth?

I've lost 148 lbs on Meth. What's wrong with that?!?
13 lbs to go!

JD10367
08-05-2010, 10:12 PM
Thankfully, this thread was NOT about what I thought it would be about.

It's a Kitler!
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

I have one of those. She's on that list somewhere, don't know which number she is, though.

CHENZ A!
08-05-2010, 10:13 PM
I'm just over 5'6" tall.

huh, makes sense.

Tactical Funky
08-05-2010, 10:34 PM
5'10", 190 lbs. Built like a running back, which is weird since I quit lifting weights/playing football over 10 years ago.

milkman
08-05-2010, 11:03 PM
huh, makes sense.

It's not a Napoleanic complex.

J Diddy
08-05-2010, 11:09 PM
5 6
140 pounds

El Jefe
08-06-2010, 10:48 AM
not in good health here, 5'10 and 105 lbs.

I've never weighed more than 135 lbs. in high school.

Holy crap, im sorry to hear about that. It's hard for me to fathom how skinny you must be, my dog weighs 96lbs.

MOhillbilly
08-06-2010, 10:55 AM
Holy crap, im sorry to hear about that. It's hard for me to fathom how skinny you must be, my dog weighs 96lbs.

Your dog is pig fat. Come on son.

ChiTown
08-06-2010, 11:02 AM
not in good health here, 5'10 and 105 lbs.

I've never weighed more than 135 lbs. in high school.

Holy crap. I hope you get better. That's NY runway model, cocaine skinny.
:eek:

vailpass
08-06-2010, 11:25 AM
Holy crap. I hope you get better. That's NY runway model, cocaine skinny.
:eek:

My wife is 5'6" and weighs 110. What you trying to say?

sparkky
08-09-2010, 09:58 AM
thanks MUCH for the well wishes folks. there ain't no "getting better" tho.
dieing slow kinda sucks.

the wife is the one that really needs the prayers and best wishes as she has to do more and more as time goes by. she's the one that has to keep on after I'm gone.

thanks again, VERY, VERY much. it's comforting to know guys I'll never know give a damn.

gblowfish
08-09-2010, 10:26 AM
The smallest planeteer?
Whoever is circling Uranus...

Fish
08-09-2010, 10:36 AM
5'4" 145lbs.

I'm huge in Japan...

El Jefe
08-09-2010, 10:48 AM
thanks MUCH for the well wishes folks. there ain't no "getting better" tho.
dieing slow kinda sucks.

the wife is the one that really needs the prayers and best wishes as she has to do more and more as time goes by. she's the one that has to keep on after I'm gone.

thanks again, VERY, VERY much. it's comforting to know guys I'll never know give a damn.

:( Man I am really sorry to hear that, makes me sad to think about. I will definitely keep you guys in my prayers. That's gotta be tough on you mentally

El Jefe
08-09-2010, 10:53 AM
Your dog is pig fat. Come on son.

:shake: I know.