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Thig Lyfe
08-04-2005, 10:09 AM
I read the WWII video game thread (ROFL), and it got me thinking: how about other wars? So I put together this one. It probably sux. Vut whatever.

*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz
German_Emp: sup

*SERBIA_ROOLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO
German_Emp: u r ghey Serbia

*SERBIA_ROOLZ has left the game*

ArchDuke: Thiz sux, Im leaving

*ArchDuke has left the game*

*Aus_HuNg has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: hey serbia
serbian-guy: wut
Aus_HuNg: im putting an ultimatum on ur azz
serbian-guy: shyt
German_Emp: me 2
TsarNick: hey serbia i'll help u
serbiun-guy: thx
German_Emp: STFU nick
German_Emp: im goin after u

*Franc3 has entered the game*

German_Emp: Im goin after u 2 Franc3
Franc3: WTF did I do?
German_Emp: u no
German_Emp: haha i just took belgium
UK: o no u didnt
UK: u suk
Aus_HuNg: nick u suk im gonna kill u
TsarNick: UK! help
UK: f.u. Aus, u suk
Franc3: ill help UK
TsarNick: did ne1 ask u?

*Otto has entered the game*

Otto: hey guyz wuts up
Aus_HuNg: sebia wuz camping
Aus_HuNg: killed franz
Otto: haha serbiaz ghey
Otto: ill help
TsarNick: o come on Otto
TsarNick: i h8 u
UK: so do i
Franc3: me 2
TsarNick: Franc3, NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY
German_Emp: d00d thiz gameplay sux
UK: i kno
UK: trench warfare iz ghey
Franc3: just wait til the patch comez out
German_Emp: yeah right
German_Emp: thatll be bettr
German_Emp: *rolls eyes*

*ITALY has entered the game*

ITALY: hey UK
ITALY: *wink*
UK: haha, hey
Aus_HuNg: WTF is ITALY doing here?
ITALY: delcaring war on u, n00b
Franc3: hahahaha
German_Emp: hell, while were at it
German_Emp: i declare war on portugal
Aus_HuNg: shyt, why not?

*BulGARia has entered the game*

BulGARia: hey guyz
Aus_HuNg: sup
German_Emp: yo

*BulGARia has killed serbian-guy*

serbian-guy: ****ing h4x

*serbian-guy has left the game*

*R0m4n1a has entered the game*

R0m4n1a: wuts up guyz, can I still play?
UK: sure
UK: be on my team
R0m4n1a: ok
German_Emp: hey mexico
German_Emp: hey

*mexicool is no longer idle*

mexicool: what?
German_Emp: wanna declare war on USA?
mexicool: fuk no
UK: dude ever heard of PMs?
German_Emp: oh shyt

*USA has entered the game*

USA: German_Emp, ur azz is mine
German_Emp: shyt shyt shyt
Franc3: hahaha
UK: lol

*Greece has entered the game*
*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*
*Brasilia! has entered the game*

USA: whuts with all these n00bs?
UK: I dunno
Franc3: o well, at least they're w/ us
Tsar_Nick: ur still here?
Aus_HuNg: USA, UR teh n00b
USA: stfu
USA: ur next

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

Tsar_Nick: aw shyt
Tsar_Nick: im outta here

*Tsar_Nick has left the game*

German_Emp: this sux
German_Emp: i coulda been playing Halo 2
German_Emp: let's end this
USA: ok
UK:ya
USA: u guyz lose tho
Aus_HuNg: i dont even care anymore

*Aus_Hung has left the game*

German_Emp: Tht sux0r3d
Franc3: yeah
German_Emp: i hav liek a depression now
USA: ROFL
Franc3: STFU i hav 1 to
German_Emp: good thing this will nvr happen again!
France: yeah, def.

Rain Man
08-04-2005, 10:48 AM
Oh! Do Grenada next!

morphius
08-04-2005, 11:08 AM
I actually got a good chuckle out of that one!

The Pedestrian
08-04-2005, 12:24 PM
Oh! Do Grenada next!

FINISH THE WORLD WAR 2 FLIGHTS!!!!


Anyway, interesting videogame scenario...I laughed a little, but not much.

Ultra Peanut
08-04-2005, 03:02 PM
ROFL

Rausch
08-04-2005, 03:10 PM
German_Emp: hey mexico
German_Emp: hey

*mexicool is no longer idle*

mexicool: what?
German_Emp: wanna declare war on USA?
mexicool: fuk no
UK: dude ever heard of PMs?
German_Emp: oh shyt

*USA has entered the game*

USA: German_Emp, ur azz is mine
German_Emp: shyt shyt shyt

ROFL

Thig Lyfe
08-04-2005, 05:08 PM
Oh! Do Grenada next!
:hmmm: ROFL

Thig Lyfe
08-05-2005, 03:30 PM
FINISH THE WORLD WAR 2 FLIGHTS!!!!


Anyway, interesting videogame scenario...I laughed a little, but not much.

Well la-dee-da. Look at little Miss Diablo, all snooty like a New York Times theater critic!

:p

The Pedestrian
08-05-2005, 07:40 PM
Well la-dee-da. Look at little Miss Diablo, all snooty like a New York Times theater critic!

:p

You had about 22 hours in between your two posts, and that's the best you could come up with?

Thig Lyfe
09-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Oh! Do Grenada next!
ok

Gr3n4da: I luv communism

*R34G4N has entered the game*

R34G4N: j00r nu7m3g iz MINE!!!!11!1

*R34G4N has invaded Gr3n4da*

Mama_Th4tch: WTF

R34G4N: yay

Cochise
09-10-2005, 07:07 PM
UK: dude ever heard of PMs?
German_Emp: oh shyt

*USA has entered the game*


ROFL

Bowser
09-10-2005, 07:12 PM
Where's LEEEEROOOOY JENKINNNS????

Fat Elvis
09-10-2005, 09:19 PM
Where's LEEEEROOOOY JENKINNNS????

I just read today that they are supposed to have Leroy Jenkins as an actual character in the initial jail breakout in City of Villians.