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Coach
08-04-2005, 12:07 PM
Wow.

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:24 PM
HOIY $HIT

DAMN THAT VIOLENT ESPN

Rain Man
08-04-2005, 12:24 PM
I need a lot more detail to make a judgment here. Was this the playoffs, or was it just preseason? Was it football, or was it just something like baseball? I think there's a lot more to learn about this case.

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 12:25 PM
Bitches never learn.

Donger
08-04-2005, 12:27 PM
You'd think that most women understand that most men want very little to do with them after intercourse.

I suppose that this woman was not one of them.

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 12:29 PM
You'd think that most women understand that most men want very little to do with them after intercourse.


I'd like them to get me a beer and the remote.

ROYC75
08-04-2005, 12:31 PM
Bitches never learn.


She won't get the chance now .........

Dremel
08-04-2005, 12:33 PM
It is reported he was watching a replay of the 95' Colts vs Chiefs
playoff game on ESPN Classic

Goapics1
08-04-2005, 12:38 PM
It is reported he was watching a replay of the 95' Colts vs Chiefs
playoff game on ESPN Classic
10-7. ROFL

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 12:39 PM
It is reported he was watching a replay of the 95' Colts vs Chiefs
playoff game on ESPN Classic

I didn't kill my wife that day, but I did kill a lot of brain cells. A lot.

MOhillbilly
08-04-2005, 12:40 PM
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

ROFLno shit?

Reaper16
08-04-2005, 12:44 PM
Damn! A clawhammer? That's roofless.

Garcia Bronco
08-04-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm stunned.

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 12:52 PM
I'm stunned.

Probably not as much as she was after the first blow.

Stinger
08-04-2005, 01:14 PM
Probably not as much as she was after the first blow.

ROFL ROFL

I know it is wrong to laugh but that is funny line