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ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:11 PM
Had a dentist appt this morning. Just a routine checkup. First appt w/ this dentist. While he's checking out my teeth, this exchange occurs...

"You smoke, Brian?"
"Yeah."
"Awesome. Nobody likes a quitter. You stick with it, brother."

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:13 PM
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY TO THAT

HEY YOUR PULLING THE WRONG TOOTH, CRACK PIPE!!

Rain Man
08-04-2005, 12:14 PM
He probably owns an oxygen business.

Kyle401
08-04-2005, 12:16 PM
ROFL His last name wasn't Phillip or Morris was it?

Taco John
08-04-2005, 12:27 PM
You think he might have been being facetious?

Baby Lee
08-04-2005, 12:28 PM
Were you tucked?

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:30 PM
You think he might have been being facetious?
I don't think facetious is necessarily accurate, but he was trying to get a laugh.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:30 PM
Were you tucked?
What the hell does that mean?

Kclee
08-04-2005, 12:33 PM
What the hell does that mean?


Your shirt. Tucked or untucked?

J Diddy
08-04-2005, 12:33 PM
You probably screwed his daughter. Now he's waiting for you to die.

Baby Lee
08-04-2005, 12:36 PM
What the hell does that mean?
Seinfeld went to a dentist's appointment, and was shocked to see that the dentist had hired hot assistants and had Playboy and Hustler in the waiting room. The dentist examined him and recommended rescheduling for a root canal. After the root canal, Seinfeld was waking up groggily, and he thinks he sees the assistant buttoning up her blouse and the dentist adjusting his zipper. Further his shirt hem was untucked.
Relating it to Elaine, she asks if he went in to the appointment tucked or untucked, whereupon Jerry exclaims "I think I was TUCKED!!"

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:39 PM
Your shirt. Tucked or untucked?
Untucked.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:40 PM
You probably screwed his daughter. Now he's waiting for you to die.
The guy's pretty young (well, for a dentist). I doubt he has any daughters old enough for me to screw w/out me landing in prison.

ChiefsFire
08-04-2005, 12:41 PM
if ya smoke,the nitrous takes affect alot faster and deeper meaning he will be able to have more fun with you while you are incapacitated.....

whens your next appointment?

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 12:45 PM
if ya smoke,the nitrous takes affect alot faster and deeper meaning he will be able to have more fun with you while you are incapacitated.....

whens your next appointment?
It was just a checkup. No need for nitrous. In fact, I've never had a dentist give me nitrous.

KCTitus
08-04-2005, 12:45 PM
That's great...anything to ease the tension while in that chair is helpful.

ptlyon
08-04-2005, 01:19 PM
Just make sure you eat a box of Oreos before you go to the next one.