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ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:38 AM
As many of you know, Boozer is living in Phoenix this summer working as a summer associate at a local law firm. What you may not know is that for just shy of two years now he's had the same gf. I knew we were getting into dangerous territory. She wasn't coming to Phoenix with him for the summer, and I knew it was my responsibility to drag him to as many titty bars, Nogales hookers, and generally loose women as possible to prevent something horrible from happening.

I failed.

I went and left the sunuvabitch unattended a couple weekends ago, and what did he do? He got engaged!

So, apparently, if you're in need of someone to keep you from getting married, I'm simply not the man for the job. Oh yeah, congratulations to Boozer blah blah blah.

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 11:40 AM
Nice freaking going!

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 11:40 AM
So that's why he doesn't post here anymore? Ball and chain?

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:41 AM
I love being married. Then again, my wife's really hot.

Is she?

Goapics1
08-04-2005, 11:41 AM
I thought you were going to post that you screwed his g/f.

Braincase
08-04-2005, 11:41 AM
Can we get a mod to change Boozer's first letter to an "L"?

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:42 AM
So that's why he doesn't post here anymore? Ball and chain?
Nah. Really what that boils down to is he doesn't have Internet access at home, and he makes a concerted effort to avoid this place at work.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:43 AM
I thought you were going to post that you screwed his g/f.
No, that's what good friends do. I poked a buddy's gf in college, and he bought me a beer for it.

"I've been looking for a reason to break up with that bitch."

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 11:43 AM
I love being married. Then again, my wife's really hot.

Is she?

Yes, your wife is really hot. Trust me.

chagrin
08-04-2005, 11:44 AM
If you want a new project, I am considering getting married in October...all those bars sound really cool

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:47 AM
Yes, your wife is really hot. Trust me.

Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.

Goapics1
08-04-2005, 11:47 AM
No, that's what good friends do. I poked a buddy's gf in college, and he bought me a beer for it.

"I've been looking for a reason to break up with that bitch."
You got the day off today or somethin'? Haven't seen you post during the day for awhile.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:49 AM
Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.
Women have no sense of humor. I've got a buddy from college whose wife gets all upset when, while busting his balls, I remind him that I've sucked on his wife's titties.

C'mon, that's funny stuff.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:50 AM
You got the day off today or somethin'? Haven't seen you post during the day for awhile.
Just a little less busy at work at the moment.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
08-04-2005, 11:51 AM
Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.


Where are they?

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:52 AM
Where are they?

Where are what?

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:53 AM
Women have no sense of humor. I've got a buddy from college whose wife gets all upset when, while busting his balls, I remind him that I've sucked on his wife's titties.

C'mon, that's funny stuff.

ROFL

KCTitus
08-04-2005, 11:54 AM
Nice work, Delt...way to go. :shake:

chagrin
08-04-2005, 11:54 AM
Chiefs_Mike_Topeka


Dude, talking to the Donger is like playing Zork, you have to be completely thorough, or you will not get an answer

Dartgod
08-04-2005, 11:55 AM
Where are what?
The pictures, dammit! It's against the Planet rules to come on here and talk about your hot wife at the pool and then not post pictures for the rest of us pervs.

Chief Henry
08-04-2005, 11:56 AM
I just need to know if she has big tits...

Goapics1
08-04-2005, 11:57 AM
I just need to know if he has big tits...
Endelt?

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:57 AM
I just need to know if she has big tits...
Donger's wife, or Boozer's fiancee?

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:57 AM
The pictures, dammit! It's against the Planet rules to come on here and talk about your hot wife at the pool and then not post pictures for the rest of us pervs.

Oh those. Like I said, I deleted most of them. As for the others, she won't let me post any pictures (or movies) of her on the Net.

chagrin
08-04-2005, 11:57 AM
Endelt?

Well placed

ROFL

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:58 AM
Chiefs_Mike_Topeka


Dude, talking to the Donger is like playing Zork, you have to be completely thorough, or you will not get an answer

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dartgod
08-04-2005, 11:58 AM
Oh those. Like I said, I deleted most of them. As for the others, she won't let me post any pictures (or movies) of her on the Net.
BAN HIM!!

Mods?

siberian khatru
08-04-2005, 11:58 AM
(or movies)

:hmmm:

Donger
08-04-2005, 11:59 AM
:hmmm:

Nothing like that. She's not really the type.

penguinz
08-04-2005, 12:00 PM
I love being married. Then again, my wife's really hot.

Is she?
This post is worthless without pics!

BigRedChief
08-04-2005, 12:03 PM
Oh those. Like I said, I deleted most of them. As for the others, she won't let me post any pictures (or movies) of her on the Net.

Then you are forbooten from talking about her again. :harumph:

Donger
08-04-2005, 12:04 PM
Then you are forbooten from talking about her again. :harumph:

Done.

Mr. Laz
08-04-2005, 12:06 PM
Didn't I just say that?

We took the kids to the pool this weekend, and I took some pictures of the kids playing around. I laughed my butt off at some of the guys leering at the wife in the background. The wife didn't think it was funny, however, and made me delete the most egregious ones.
never understood why women are so insulted by being gawked at



:shrug:

onescrewleftuntwisted
08-04-2005, 12:07 PM
As many of you know, Boozer is living in Phoenix this summer working as a summer associate at a local law firm. What you may not know is that for just shy of two years now he's had the same gf. I knew we were getting into dangerous territory. She wasn't coming to Phoenix with him for the summer, and I knew it was my responsibility to drag him to as many titty bars, Nogales hookers, and generally loose women as possible to prevent something horrible from happening.

I failed.

I went and left the sunuvabitch unattended a couple weekends ago, and what did he do? He got engaged!

So, apparently, if you're in need of someone to keep you from getting married, I'm simply not the man for the job. Oh yeah, congratulations to Boozer blah blah blah.



stick with me i wont get hitched for a long time

ptlyon
08-04-2005, 12:13 PM
stick with me i wont get hitched for a long time

did gochiefs say no?

redhed
08-04-2005, 12:14 PM
Ahhhh, Nogales hookers.
Good times, good times.

Donger
08-04-2005, 12:14 PM
never understood why women are so insulted by being gawked at



:shrug:

I'd chime in, but I've agreed not to mention the unmentionable again sans pictures.

BigRedChief
08-04-2005, 12:35 PM
I'd chime in, but I've agreed not to mention the unmentionable again sans pictures.

Just get one off the net and post it. How would we know?:p

Jenson71
08-04-2005, 12:41 PM
What you may not know is that for just shy of two years now he's had the same gf.
He got engaged!

Good for him. Congrats, Boozer, have a good, long lasting marriage. :thumb:

chagrin
08-04-2005, 01:33 PM
I see your anniversary is coming up in 6 days Dr.

go bowe
08-04-2005, 01:39 PM
yo delt...

is boozer's fiance that same asian chick that he wouldn't bring around to any planet functions?

is she in law school too?

(that's probably the only knock against her... :D )

Raiderhader
08-04-2005, 01:52 PM
Good grief. First you let Phil get his truck stolen, and now this atrocity. :shake:

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 01:56 PM
is boozer's fiance that same asian chick that he wouldn't bring around to any planet functions?

Yeah.

is she in law school too?

Nah. She's an undergrad. Apparently on her way to earning her Mrs degree.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 01:57 PM
Good grief. First you let Phil get his truck stolen, and now this atrocity. :shake:
I know. I'm a pathetic excuse for a man. I think I'll just have to drink myself into a stupor tonight.

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 02:00 PM
I know. I'm a pathetic excuse for a man. I think I'll just have to drink myself into a stupor tonight.


Doing the same thing every night is gonna get you the same results everytime

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-04-2005, 02:01 PM
Don't worry 'delt... you're a failure as a lot more things than just as a friend.

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 02:02 PM
Don't worry 'delt... you're a failure as a lot more things than just as a friend.
Almost fifty posts before this one. Sheesh.

Ultra Peanut
08-04-2005, 02:29 PM
Really what that boils down to is he doesn't have Internet access at home*shudders*

ptlyon
08-04-2005, 02:34 PM
*shudders*

I don't at home either.

OTOH, I'm normal, unlike the rest of you freaks. ;)

BIG_DADDY
08-04-2005, 02:41 PM
Congrats Booze boy.

Rausch
08-04-2005, 02:45 PM
As many of you know, Boozer is living in Phoenix this summer working as a summer associate at a local law firm. What you may not know is that for just shy of two years now he's had the same gf. I knew we were getting into dangerous territory. She wasn't coming to Phoenix with him for the summer, and I knew it was my responsibility to drag him to as many titty bars, Nogales hookers, and generally loose women as possible to prevent something horrible from happening.

I failed.

I went and left the sunuvabitch unattended a couple weekends ago, and what did he do? He got engaged!

So, apparently, if you're in need of someone to keep you from getting married, I'm simply not the man for the job. Oh yeah, congratulations to Boozer blah blah blah.

You have yet to ruin your friend status.

A real friend is there for both the first divorce and the 2nd marriage...

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-04-2005, 03:05 PM
Almost fifty posts before this one. Sheesh.
see what happens when you don't read the whole thread.....

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 03:06 PM
You have yet to ruin your friend status.

A real friend is there for both the first divorce and the 2nd marriage...Yeah, and a real friend will do his f*cking job before the 2nd disaster happens. The first time's just a mulligan.

el borracho
08-04-2005, 03:49 PM
Nothing like that. She's not really the type.
Yes, she is.












(just kidding)

Rausch
08-04-2005, 04:02 PM
Yeah, and a real friend will do his f*cking job before the 2nd disaster happens. The first time's just a mulligan.

Bull$#it. Your real friends are the ones that laugh their azzes off for even dating the chick to begin with.

Sure-Oz
08-04-2005, 04:50 PM
lol thats great

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 04:55 PM
Bull$#it. Your real friends are the ones that laugh their azzes off for even dating the chick to begin with.The first time, not the second.

'course, I am out of my element here. I don't have much experience with friends, real or memorex.

go bowe
08-04-2005, 06:53 PM
The first time, not the second.

'course, I am out of my element here. I don't have much experience with friends, real or memorex.memorex...

now there's a blast from the past...

we had one of the early tape machines with the big reels of magnetic tape and the huge assed microphone...

we had a lot of fun recording stupid stuff that made us laugh (hey, we were children)...

keg in kc
08-04-2005, 06:54 PM
(hey, we were children)...Were?

Like you aren't now.

I'd be disappointed with anything less.

Dayze
08-04-2005, 07:01 PM
Shame on you.

ROFL

KC Jones
08-04-2005, 08:34 PM
I am a failure as a friend.

At least you're consistent :toast:

HemiEd
08-04-2005, 09:29 PM
Way to go Brian.

Good Luck Boozer.

Brando
08-04-2005, 10:04 PM
Man...get that boy on the phone with me ASAP. I've got some advice for him.

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 10:08 PM
At least you're consistent :toast:


ROFL

Nzoner
08-04-2005, 10:12 PM
Man...get that boy on the phone with me ASAP. I've got some advice for him.

Ditto,after the night I just had,I'd like to walk away from it all,damn women.

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 10:13 PM
Ditto,after the night I just had,I'd like to walk away from it all,damn women.

Think of the alternative


:Lin:

Nzoner
08-04-2005, 10:16 PM
Think of the alternative


:Lin:

Let me rephrase that...damn woman.

Brando
08-04-2005, 10:23 PM
Let me rephrase that...damn woman.
I was gonna say..Goat Cheese is probably warming up his nub already!

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 10:27 PM
I was gonna say..Goat Cheese is probably warming up his nub already!


YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:16 PM
Man...get that boy on the phone with me ASAP. I've got some advice for him.
Eh, he's a soon-to-be lawyer. He ain't losing the big screen.

philfree
08-04-2005, 11:24 PM
I'd say that watchng you was all the medicine he needed ROFL I'm sure the thought was "there ain't no way I'm gonna end up like that Endelt SOB!" Looks to me like you do your best work on accident.

PhilFree:arrow:

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 11:28 PM
Eh, he's a soon-to-be lawyer. He ain't losing the big screen.

Unless he's the lawyer who handled my first divorce....

ENDelt260
08-04-2005, 11:35 PM
Unless he's the lawyer who handled my first divorce....
It's all about The Massey Prenup

Dick Bull
08-04-2005, 11:37 PM
It's all about The Massey Prenup

I went in with nothing, she went in with nothing. She worked nothing.

I came out owing everything, but my lawyer kept her at the status quo---she paid nothing.

He needs to be disbarred or tarred and feathered, I haven't decided which yet.