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Donger
08-05-2005, 02:18 PM
Well, toe nail question really. I noticed today that I no longer have a toe nails on either of my little toes.

Anyone else?

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:20 PM
You just noticed today? During your annual feet washing?

I have a buddy who recently had the nails on his big toes surgically removed. I guess in theory the skin there will eventually just toughen up.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:21 PM
You just noticed today? During your annual feet washing?

I have a buddy who recently had the nails on his big toes surgically removed. I guess in theory the skin there will eventually just toughen up.

Yes, I just noticed today. For some reason, my toe nails don't grow very quickly (although I have to clip my finger nails weekly) so I don't have to clip them very often. I went to clip the nails on my little toes and, well, they're gone.

Lzen
08-05-2005, 02:23 PM
Yes, I just noticed today. For some reason, my toe nails don't grow very quickly (although I have to clip my finger nails weekly) so I don't have to clip them very often. I went to clip the nails on my little toes and, well, they're gone.

It's gangreen. That's what happens when you don't wash them very often.

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:25 PM
Yes, I just noticed today. For some reason, my toe nails don't grow very quickly (although I have to clip my finger nails weekly) so I don't have to clip them very often. I went to clip the nails on my little toes and, well, they're gone.
They were there last time you clipped? You'd think you would've noticed a period of sensitivity when the skin underneath was freshly exposed.

How often do you clip your toenails? Mine don't grow as fast as my fingernails either, but I still hit 'em every couple of weeks. Course, I wear sandals a lot. They might get a little longer in the winter when I'm not looking at them everyday.

Goapics1
08-05-2005, 02:26 PM
Well, toe nail question really. I noticed today that I no longer have a toe nails on either of my little toes.

Anyone else?
WTF? :( Do you own a rabbit? They have been known to "hijack" toenails from time to time.......................

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:26 PM
They were there last time you clipped? You'd think you would've noticed a period of sensitivity when the skin underneath was freshly exposed.

How often do you clip your toenails? Mine don't grow as fast as my fingernails either, but I still hit 'em every couple of weeks. Course, I wear sandals a lot. They might get a little longer in the winter when I'm not looking at them everyday.

I think they were. I can't say for sure, but I suppose if they'd not been, I would have noticed.

I typically clip my toenails about every couple of months, or whenever the wife tells me I need to.

J Diddy
08-05-2005, 02:27 PM
This is probably the most disgusting thread I've ever read....

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:29 PM
This is probably the most disgusting thread I've ever read....

Really? What's so disgusting about toe nails?

chagrin
08-05-2005, 02:29 PM
This thread is giving me the heebee jeebies

Scaga
08-05-2005, 02:30 PM
Mine are down to less than 1/8".
Hasn't caused a problem (yet).

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:30 PM
I typically clip my toenails about every couple of months, or whenever the wife tells me I need to.

Don't they start to get uncomfortable in your shoes?

Goapics1
08-05-2005, 02:31 PM
This is probably the most disgusting thread I've ever read....
I wouldn't say that. At least Donger is not posting a thread about the hair on his butt crack.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:32 PM
Don't they start to get uncomfortable in your shoes?

I don't believe they've ever gotten that long.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:32 PM
I wouldn't say that. At least Donger is not posting a thread about the hair on his butt crack.

There's hair there? Be right back.

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:32 PM
I wouldn't say that. At least Donger is not posting a thread about the hair on his butt crack.
I've seriously considered getting that waxed before. I bet it would cut down my wipe time dramatically.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:34 PM
I've seriously considered getting that waxed before. I bet it would cut down my wipe time dramatically.

Someone posted a link to a movie of a gal getting that done. I can't say I'd voluntarily do that.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:35 PM
Heh. I was wrong. There's still a nail on one of them; it was just hiden under a bunch of crusty white stuff.

Goapics1
08-05-2005, 02:35 PM
I've seriously considered getting that waxed before. I bet it would cut down my wipe time dramatically.

Would that be called a Brazilian wax? or do they have another name for it, say Kentuckian wax?

J Diddy
08-05-2005, 02:36 PM
I wouldn't say that. At least Donger is not posting a thread about the hair on his butt crack.

I haven't read a thread about that.

I thank God for that.

chagrin
08-05-2005, 02:37 PM
can ya climb trees like a red tailed lemur?

J Diddy
08-05-2005, 02:37 PM
Heh. I was wrong. There's still a nail on one of them; it was just hiden under a bunch of crusty white stuff.


:Lin:

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:38 PM
can ya climb trees like a red tailed lemur?

That depends. Do they climb trees quickly?

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:38 PM
Someone posted a link to a movie of a gal getting that done. I can't say I'd voluntarily do that.
That was her cooch. Course, now that I think about it... they probably hit her asshole, too.

I knew a gal in college who got her snatch waxed once. Once.

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:38 PM
Heh. I was wrong. There's still a nail on one of them; it was just hiden under a bunch of crusty white stuff.
Oh, now that is disgusting.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:40 PM
Oh, now that is disgusting.

Hey, look at that. I spelled 'hidden' wrong.

BIG_DADDY
08-05-2005, 02:41 PM
As many times as I lost my toe nails when I was trying the hang gliding thing you would think so but no Hawk still has all his talons.

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:42 PM
Damn, I was wrong. After more scrapping, it looks like what I thought was the newly discovered nail was just hardened white stuff. It came off with a little elbow juice. Come to think of it, maybe that WAS the nail?

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:42 PM
As many times as I lost my toe nails when I was trying the hang gliding thing you would think so but no Hawk still has all his talons.

They grow back?

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:44 PM
They grow back?
I think that all depends on what exactly happens. I know that my buddy's big toenails are never growing back.

Goapics1
08-05-2005, 02:46 PM
They grow back?
Not if you have white, crusty stuff (fungus) on them..............

Donger
08-05-2005, 02:51 PM
Not if you have white, crusty stuff (fungus) on them..............

Fungus? That's disgusting.

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 02:57 PM
Yeah, why you assume fungus? Maybe it was dried semen on Donger's foot.

Pants
08-05-2005, 02:58 PM
I think that all depends on what exactly happens. I know that my buddy's big toenails are never growing back.

Was there a reason he took them out?

Goapics1
08-05-2005, 02:58 PM
Maybe it was dried semen on Donger's foot.
heh, heh. ROFL

Skip Towne
08-05-2005, 03:04 PM
This thread is disgusting. No...wait, this thread is OK, it's Donger that's disgusting.

ENDelt260
08-05-2005, 03:08 PM
Was there a reason he took them out?
I guess they were f*cked up beyond repair.

chiefs4me
08-05-2005, 08:22 PM
I always knew you were a weirdo......this just confirms it...

Count Alex's Losses
08-05-2005, 08:27 PM
I'm emailing this thread to all your mothers.

Delano
08-05-2005, 08:29 PM
I'm emailing this thread to all your mothers.

I was expecting a response from you on this thread. Luckily, it wasn't the response I had anticipated.