View Full Version : Why Your Team Won't Win the Superbowl

08-05-2005, 11:22 PM

Some nice lines in the Article:

"San Diego Chargers: They'll be good, but coach Marty Schottenheimer has been even more overmatched in January than your Visa statement."


Denver Broncos: The defensive line is gunning for help from Triple-A Cleveland, but QB Jake Plummer still has the pocket presence of lint.


Fire Me Boy!
08-05-2005, 11:25 PM
A little late.


Chiefs Pantalones
08-05-2005, 11:28 PM
Indianapolis Colts: The offense is remarkable, but the best linebacker in town is Ron Artest.


Pitt Gorilla
08-05-2005, 11:38 PM
Ronnie, who teamed up with Carnell "Cadillac" Williams at Auburn, is working with "VW Bus" Williams in South Florida.


J Diddy
08-05-2005, 11:43 PM
Philadelphia Eagles: The Eagles, who seem poised to win it all, will fade after quarterback Donovan McNabb goes out for the season with hurt feelings. The culprit figures to be messianic receiver Terrell Owens. You may recall that the tragically under-compensated T.O. sort of compared himself to Jesus.
At least the Eagles are training in Bethlehem, Pa.

This is my favorite one.