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luv
08-06-2005, 01:11 AM
....you leave for work while it's hot and sunny out, then it pours down rain and your electricity goes off while you're stuck at work? I come home and turn my computer back on (do to it being shut off by the power outage), and it's been running slow for the past hour and fifteen minutes. If I had known it was gonna do that, I would have shut my computer down before going to work. Grrrrrrr... :banghead:

Oh well, at least I finally got it to where it would configure a new IP adress on its own whenever it got shut off. Used to lose it every time the power went off. Guess that's something I can be thankful for! :)

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:12 AM
Or you could be in ethiopia and just be hungry.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:13 AM
Or you could be in ethiopia and just be hungry.
ROFL

luv
08-06-2005, 01:14 AM
Or you could be in ethiopia and just be hungry.
Sorry, lost my prespective there for a few. Where are my priorities?

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:15 AM
Soory, lost my prespective there for a few. Where are my priorities?


They're in the kitchen....WHERE THE FOOD IS.


:)

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:15 AM
They're in the kitchen....WHERE THE FOOD IS.


:)
I don't know if I'm tired or you're just ****ing hilarious tonight... I can't tell.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:16 AM
They're in the kitchen....WHERE THE FOOD IS.


:)
You're saying I'm fat, aren't you?

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:17 AM
You're saying I'm fat, aren't you?
No...







It's those pants.

:p




.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:17 AM
You're saying I'm fat, aren't you?

Nope old Sam Kennison reference.

I don't think you're fat just big boned.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:18 AM
No...


It's those pants.

:p

Boy, don't make me...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:18 AM
Nope old Sam Kennison reference.

I don't think you're fat just big boned.
Dinosaurs were big boned. Fat people are big assed.






That's an old Denis Leary reference.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:19 AM
Boy, don't make me...
Get in the kitchen and make me some sweet loaves!

luv
08-06-2005, 01:19 AM
Nope old Sam Kennison reference.

I don't think you're fat just big boned.
I thought it was an analogy for having everything I need while others go without. That I was being selfish for complaining over something so trivial. How lowly and petty I was being.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:19 AM
Dinosaurs were big boned. Fat people are big assed.






That's an old Denis Leary reference.

o wee o wee o

I'm an asshole....

Greatest song I ever heard.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:20 AM
I thought it was an analogy for having everything I need while others go without. That I was being selfish for complaining over something so trivial. How lowly and petty I was being.
I think he was saying you should be in the kitchen, like all women...

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:21 AM
I thought it was an analogy for having everything I need while others go without. That I was being selfich for complaining over something so trivial. How lowly and petty I was being.

Oh yeah, well that too.


Geez you're a bitch.

Repent and give me a buck.

Then all will be good.



:)

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:21 AM
o wee o wee o

I'm an asshole....

Greatest song I ever heard.
I'm very fond of the Irish Drinking Song, as well.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:21 AM
Get in the kitchen and make me some sweet loaves!
I'm baking two cakes to take to work on Thursday.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:21 AM
I'm baking two cakes to take to work on Thursday.
Send one to Warrensburg.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:22 AM
I think he was saying you should be in the kitchen, like all women...

Obviously you havent met my wife.

They say some people are lost in the kitchen. My wife gets lost going to the kitchen.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:22 AM
Oh yeah, well that too.


Geez you're a bitch.

Repent and give me a buck.

Then all will be good.



:)
Repent for being a bitch? Ummmm, nope.
And I'm keeping my dollar, so all is good. :p

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:22 AM
Obviously you havent met my wife.

They say some people are lost in the kitchen. My wife gets lost going to the kitchen.
Are we married to the same girl? Sounds like my wife... :shake:

Coach
08-06-2005, 01:23 AM
I hate it whenever that happens as well. I couldn't even get online for awhile, until the servers had to be refreshed, every time we have a power outage.

I'm like, "Jesus, and I'm paying 40 dollars for this damned thing?"

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:23 AM
Repent for being a bitch? Ummmm, nope.
And I'm keeping my dollar, so all is good. :p


Damn, this was the entire basis for becoming a millionaire overnight strategy.

Get a buck each from a million people.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:24 AM
Obviously you havent met my wife.

They say some people are lost in the kitchen. My wife gets lost going to the kitchen.
I wish I cooked more than I do. Hate cooking for one, so I eat out or buy frozen dinners more than I should. I LOVE to cook and bake!

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:24 AM
I hate it whenever that happens as well. I couldn't even get online for awhile, until the servers had to be refreshed, every time we have a power outage.

I'm like, "Jesus, and I'm paying 40 dollars for this damned thing?"
Are you trying to get us back on track? It won't work.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:24 AM
Are we married to the same girl? Sounds like my wife... :shake:

Maybe they go hang out together instead of cooking our dinner.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:25 AM
I wish I cooked more than I do. Hate cooking for one, so I eat out or buy frozen dinners more than I should. I LOVE to cook and bake!
Cook for two. Send me half.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:25 AM
I wish I cooked more than I do. Hate cooking for one, so I eat out or buy frozen dinners more than I should. I LOVE to cook and bake!


You should get a man and then cook for two.


:)

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:25 AM
I'm very fond of the Irish Drinking Song, as well.

I'm pretty fond of "I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhound Gang...

luv
08-06-2005, 01:25 AM
I hate it whenever that happens as well. I couldn't even get online for awhile, until the servers had to be refreshed, every time we have a power outage.

I'm like, "Jesus, and I'm paying 40 dollars for this damned thing?"
High speed cable...included in my rent.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:26 AM
You should get a man and then cook for two.


:)

P.s.

I will say this my wife did cook last night.


You know what she cooked.....

Yep that's right

Nachos................

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:26 AM
Maybe they go hang out together instead of cooking our dinner.
Yeah, well... I can't say I mind. I really enjoy smoking food, and grilling.

Coach
08-06-2005, 01:27 AM
P.s.

I will say this my wife did cook last night.


You know what she cooked.....

Yep that's right

Nachos................

Hmm.... was Priest Holmes invited?

luv
08-06-2005, 01:27 AM
You should get a man and then cook for two.


:)
Easier said than done. Well, for me.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:27 AM
You should get a man and then cook for two.


:)
DUDE! That's wrong, man... that's wrong.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:27 AM
High speed cable...included in my rent.
STOP TRYING TO RETURN THIS THREAD TO ITS PURPOSE!

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:28 AM
P.s.

I will say this my wife did cook last night.


You know what she cooked.....

Yep that's right

Nachos................

Mine's like that too. For Christmas she's getting a ****ing cookbook...

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:28 AM
Yeah, well... I can't say I mind. I really enjoy smoking food, and grilling.

I do only when I'm motivated. Usually a nice sunny day, but I don't do much smoking just fire up the BBQ grill...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:28 AM
Mine's like that too. For Christmas she's getting a ****ing cookbook...
My wife burned water... twice.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:29 AM
Mine's like that too. For Christmas she's getting a ****ing cookbook...


I wouldn't do that.

She'll just pretty up the nachos.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:30 AM
Hmm.... was Priest Holmes invited?

At my house damn right.

Pants
08-06-2005, 01:31 AM
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?

luv
08-06-2005, 01:33 AM
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?
How many?

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:34 AM
How many?


Wait a minute he's loading up his bathtub right now.

Pants
08-06-2005, 01:35 AM
How many?

I don't know, they keep falling through the drain.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:35 AM
And this is why you should post the answer in the same thread...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:36 AM
Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?







A: You know she'll swallow!

luv
08-06-2005, 01:36 AM
I wouldn't do that.

She'll just pretty up the nachos.
I pretty up my nachos with liquid and shredded cheese, fresh tomatoes, shredded lettuce, fried spicey sausage, sour cream, and homemade guacemole.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:38 AM
Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?







A: You know she'll swallow!



I ain't letting someone who hasn't had food for a week or longer anywhere near my hot dog.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:39 AM
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?

Who cares?

I want to know something useful. Like many douchebag-funeral-protestors I can bury in the cellar before you can smell the bodies outside...

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:40 AM
I pretty up my nachos with liquid and shredded cheese, fresh tomatoes, shredded lettuce, fried spicey sausage, sour cream, and homemade guacemole.


Homemade guac, huh?

That's impressive.

My wife pretties hers up by putting them on the plate with chips, pouring velveeta cheese on top, throwing crumbled hamburger on top of that, and dishing out a spoonful of sour cream.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:40 AM
I ain't letting someone who hasn't had food for a week or longer anywhere near my Vienna sausage.
I fixed your post.

Pants
08-06-2005, 01:40 AM
This one is from the old jokes thread...(I believe from Chitown, not sure though)

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:41 AM
Who cares?

I want to know something useful. Like many douchebag-funeral-protestors I can bury in the cellar before you can smell the bodies outside...

How deep is the cellar?

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:41 AM
I ain't letting someone who hasn't had food for a week or longer anywhere near my hot dog.

Good call.

A buddy of mine is in the hospital after talking a crackhead into blowing him. Apparently she flipped a lighter under his sack and tried to freebase his baby-batter...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:42 AM
Homemade guac, huh?

That's impressive.

My wife pretties hers up by putting them on the plate with chips, pouring velveeta cheese on top, throwing crumbled hamburger on top of that, and dishing out a spoonful of sour cream.
I repeat... my wife burned water. And I'm not kidding. She put a pot of water on to boil, and left it... eventually, all the water evaporated and the sediment in the water scalded to the bottom of the pan.

Another time, she was boiling hot dogs... and again, left it... burned the hot dogs to such a crisp the smell was in the house for a week.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:42 AM
How deep is the cellar?

Dirt floor.

How deep does it need to be?... :hmmm:

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:42 AM
I fixed your post.


Thanks.

Obviously you are an experts on peckers.


:)

luv
08-06-2005, 01:43 AM
Good call.

A buddy of mine is in the hospital after talking a crackhead into blowing him. Apparently she flipped a lighter under his sack and tried to freebase his baby-batter...
ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:43 AM
This one is from the old jokes thread...(I believe from Chitown, not sure though)

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
Can you start posting the answers in the post, so we don't have to wait?

luv
08-06-2005, 01:44 AM
Dirt floor.

How deep does it need to be?... :hmmm:
Just dig until you hit a power line or something.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:44 AM
Dirt floor.

How deep does it need to be?... :hmmm:

Depends how easily can you fit a backhoe in there?

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:44 AM
I repeat... my wife burned water. And I'm not kidding. She put a pot of water on to boil, and left it... eventually, all the water evaporated and the sediment in the water scalded to the bottom of the pan.

Another time, she was boiling hot dogs... and again, left it... burned the hot dogs to such a crisp the smell was in the house for a week.

My mother burned eggo waffles at least 2 days out of every 5 day school week.

I was 22 before I realized that meatloaf isn't supposed to have a crunchy outer shell...

luv
08-06-2005, 01:45 AM
Can you start posting the answers in the post, so we don't have to wait?
Typical male. All about instant gratification. :p

Patience is a virtue.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:45 AM
Good call.

A buddy of mine is in the hospital after talking a crackhead into blowing him. Apparently she flipped a lighter under his sack and tried to freebase his baby-batter...



ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:45 AM
Typical male. All about instant gratification. :p

Patience is a virtue.
:harumph:

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:45 AM
Typical male. All about instant gratification. :p

Patience is a virtue.

Patience is bullshit.

I want it now, now, now!!1

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:47 AM
Depends how easily can you fit a backhoe in there?

No, but I do have a tiller. Will that aid the decomposition process?

Pants
08-06-2005, 01:47 AM
Can you start posting the answers in the post, so we don't have to wait?

All of them.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:47 AM
Patience is bullshit.

I want it now, now, now!!1
Maybe he's pausing for dramatic effect. To see if you REALLY want the answer.

luv
08-06-2005, 01:50 AM
SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

Would rebooting help, ya think?

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:50 AM
No, but I do have a tiller. Will that aid the decomposition process?


I say put about 10 hogs in the cellar. And throw the ****ers in there. Then you won't have to bury them.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:51 AM
Maybe he's pausing for dramatic effect.

This BB could sustain itself by exporting drama to less populated BB's.

What we need in the early AM is teh funnay...

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:51 AM
SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

Would rebooting help, ya think?


Maybe your computer is moving fast and your brain is moving slow.

It probably has more to do with damage the storm caused then anything else.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 01:55 AM
I say put about 10 hogs in the cellar. And throw the ****ers in there. Then you won't have to bury them.

As shocking as this may be I don't want a basement full of pig$#it.

Can't I just bribe a guy to feed them to his pigs?

Wait, I bet Kirstie Alley would eat those ****ers for free if I put chocolate on 'em... :)

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 01:55 AM
As shocking as this may be I don't want a basement full of pig$#it.

Can't I just bribe a guy feed them to his pigs?

Wait, I bet Kirstie Alley would eat those ****ers for free if I put chocolate on 'em... :)
Eh, use ketchup... it's cheaper and I'll bet she'd still do it.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:56 AM
This BB could sustain itself by exporting drama to less populated BB's.

What we need in the early AM is teh funnay...

Fo Schnizzle.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 01:58 AM
As shocking as this may be I don't want a basement full of pig$#it.

Can't I just bribe a guy to feed them to his pigs?

Wait, I bet Kirstie Alley would eat those ****ers for free if I put chocolate on 'em... :)


It would seem easier to me to throw dirt over pigshit then it would be to dig a lot of holes.

If you're worried about the smell go to a car lot and get those trees they hang on the rearview. 20 or so from the ceiling will take that smell right out.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:00 AM
Fo Schnizzle.

Free funny of teh day...

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/Beerboy.wmv

luv
08-06-2005, 02:01 AM
As shocking as this may be I don't want a basement full of pig$#it.

Can't I just bribe a guy to feed them to his pigs?

Wait, I bet Kirstie Alley would eat those ****ers for free if I put chocolate on 'em... :)
Hey now...

She's lost 40 lbs on Jenny Craig.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 02:03 AM
http://dvdmg.com/sevenpic5.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 02:04 AM
While looking for that pic from Se7en, I came across this one... cracked me up, for some reason.

http://www.ithacamafia.com/images/homeless.jpg

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:04 AM
Hey now...

She's lost 40 lbs on Jenny Craig.

Big deal. She loses 35 lbs every time she plants a brown tuber...

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:06 AM
Free funny of teh day...

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/Beerboy.wmv

I can't get the link to work.

:(

luv
08-06-2005, 02:06 AM
Free funny of teh day...

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/Beerboy.wmv ROFL

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:07 AM
Women who are seen but not heard.

Excellent.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:08 AM
I can't get the link to work.

:(

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/

Click on the beerboy link...

luv
08-06-2005, 02:08 AM
Women who are seen but not heard.

Excellent.
What can I say? I'm nearly perfect! ROFL

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:14 AM
What can I say? I'm nearly perfect! ROFL
:shake:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8532/ebad7ee.gif

luv
08-06-2005, 02:17 AM
:shake:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8532/ebad7ee.gif
Isn't it past your bedtime?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:19 AM
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Actually, I fell asleep in the chair around 10:30 and I just woke up. Decided to see what all the hubub was about with these "Night Crew Threads."

So come on. Impress me. :D

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:20 AM
Actually, I fell asleep in the chair around 10:30 and I just woke up. Decided to see what all the hubub was about with these "Night Crew Threads."

So come on. Impress me. :D

Ain't much of a night crew. So you're not missing out much.

luv
08-06-2005, 02:20 AM
Actually, I fell asleep in the chair around 10:30 and I just woke up. Decided to see what all the hubub was about with these "Night Crew Threads."

So come on. Impress me. :D
That shouldn't be too hard to do. :p

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:22 AM
That shouldn't be too hard to do. :p
ROFL
That's true. Im pretty easily impr ... OOOOOoooo Look! A PENNY!

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:22 AM
Ain't much of a night crew. So you're not missing out much.
And Coach throws down the gauntlet at 3 in the morning. ROFL

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:27 AM
And Coach throws down the gauntlet at 3 in the morning. ROFL

Better be careful boy, or you'll lose some teeth from my shiny metal hand armor.

:p

luv
08-06-2005, 02:28 AM
ROFL
That's true. Im pretty easily impr ... OOOOOoooo Look! A PENNY!
Me bitching, Rausch killing people, Metrolike telling lame jokes....what more could you possibly want?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:28 AM
Better be careful boy, or you'll lose some teeth from my shiny metal hand armor.

:p
If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you, Junior.

:p

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:28 AM
So come on. Impress me. :D

What do you want me to impress upon you?...

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:29 AM
Me bitching, Rausch killing people, Metrolike telling lame jokes....what more could you possibly want?
Lemme think on this a sec.

*Joepardy theme plays*

Can we revisit your AC being out and you talking about sleeping naked?

:D

I miss all the "good" threads. :banghead:

:p

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:31 AM
What do you want me to impress upon you?...
Random wisdom is always welcome.

luv
08-06-2005, 02:31 AM
Lemme think on this a sec.

*Joepardy theme plays*

Can we revisit your AC being out and you talking about sleeping naked?

:D

I miss all the "good" threads. :banghead:

:p
My AC doesn't have to be out for me to do that. I just don't usually flaunt it like some people.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:31 AM
My AC doesn't have to be out for me to do that. I just don't usually flaunt it like some people.
Maybe you should? :shrug: You might get more dates? :p

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:32 AM
Ain't much of a night crew. So you're not missing out much.


Well it ain't now.

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:32 AM
If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you, Junior.

:p

Heh, oooo, I'm so scared.

:p

luv
08-06-2005, 02:33 AM
Maybe you should? :shrug: You might get more dates? :p
I found a decent pic of me, wanna see it?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:34 AM
I found a decent pic of me, wanna see it?
Why do I think this is a setup? :hmmm:

OK, I'll bite and play along. Sure. Lay it on me.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:35 AM
Heh, oooo, I'm so scared.

:p
As you should be. I'll hit you three different ways. Fast, hard and continuously.

:p

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:37 AM
As you should be. I'll hit you three different ways. Fast, hard and continuously.

:p

Sorry pal, I don't swing that way. :p

luv
08-06-2005, 02:37 AM
Why do I think this is a setup? :hmmm:

OK, I'll bite and play along. Sure. Lay it on me.
I hope this doesn't end up as big as the last time I did this.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:41 AM
I hope this doesn't end up as big as the last time I did this.
I didn't end up as big as last time. Too bad. My vision isn't what it used to be.

Why is that pic tinted yellow? Bad lighting?

And that's not a bad pic BTW, if you're into just head shots. At least the other pic had boobies in it. :p

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:42 AM
Sorry pal, I don't swing that way. :p
Boy ... don't make me get dressed and drive to Kansas.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:42 AM
I didn't end up as big as last time. Too bad. My vision isn't what it used to be.

Why is that pic tinted yellow? Bad lighting?

And that's not a bad pic BTW, if you're into just head shots. At least the other pic had boobies in it. :p

Boobies rule.

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:44 AM
Boy ... don't make me get dressed and drive to Kansas.

I'd perfer you not to drive to Kansas. It's disturbing enough that you're a state away from me. :spock:

:p

luv
08-06-2005, 02:45 AM
I didn't end up as big as last time. Too bad. My vision isn't what it used to be.

Why is that pic tinted yellow? Bad lighting?

And that's not a bad pic BTW, if you're into just head shots. At least the other pic had boobies in it. :p
Yes, bad lighting. My friend that I was in memphis with had just gotten a new digital camera. That pic was in the hotel room. And it was February!!! I had a sweater on!

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:45 AM
Boobies rule.
Yes, they do and I must correct myself.

If memory serves, (which would be a rarity for me these days) she was wearing a blue sweat shirt in the last pic so ... the pic didn't have boobies in it. It has sweater kittens. My bad. :D

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:46 AM
Yes, they do and I must correct myself.

If memory serves, (which would be a rarity for me these days) she was wearing a blue sweat shirt in the last pic so ... the pic didn't have boobies in it. It has sweater kittens. My bad. :D


Sweater kittens are my favorite pets.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:46 AM
Yes, bad lighting. My friend that I was in memphis with had just gotten a new digital camera. That pic was in the hotel room. And it was February!!! I had a sweater on!
Sweater kittens kick ass. :D

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:47 AM
I'd perfer you not to drive to Kansas. It's disturbing enough that you're a state away from me. :spock:

:p
Shouldn't you be out doing what most Kansans do on a Fri night/Sat morning? Humping prairie dogs. :p

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:48 AM
Random wisdom is always welcome.

1) Don't ever sleep under a parked car.
2) If you ever ask "What's the worst that can happen?" Well, you better be willing to find out.
3) Hitler killed himself. Does that make him homosexual, retarded, or Jewish?
4) If you ever want to know what's wrong with this country just ride Greyhound.
5) If porn producers go open market will Neil Cavuto's head explode?
6) I once banged a chick who banged a guy that banged the daughter in the movie "Father Of The Bride."

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:49 AM
Shouldn't you be out doing what most Kansans do on a Fri night/Sat morning? Humping prairie dogs. :p

Naw, I don't do that kind of garbage. Besides, I'm comfortable sitting on my recliner, getting ready to watch the Preseason NFL game on ESPN2

luv
08-06-2005, 02:50 AM
Sweater kittens are my favorite pets.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:50 AM
ROFL 1) Don't ever sleep under a parked car.
2) If you ever ask "What's the worst that can happen?" Well, you better be willing to find out.
3) Hitler killed himself. Does that make him homosexual, retarded, or Jewish?
4) If you ever want to know what's wrong with this country just ride Greyhound.
5) If porn producers go open market will Neil Cavuto's head explode?
6) I once banged a chick who banged a guy that banged the daughter in the movie "Father Of The Bride."
ROFL ROFL ROFL

You sir, are a bastion of random wisdom. :D

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:51 AM
Is that you?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:52 AM
Naw, I don't do that kind of garbage. Besides, I'm comfortable sitting on my recliner, getting ready to watch the Preseason NFL game on ESPN2
Translation: I'm really surfing for porn and every time I have to reply to one of your knuckleheaded posts, I lose my erection, you bastard.

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:53 AM
Translation: I'm really surfing for porn and every time I have to reply to one of your knuckleheaded posts, I lose my erection, you bastard.

Ha ha, very funny. Anyone ever told you that you suck in translating? :p

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:53 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=45542&stc=1
I was right! It was a blue sweat shirt!

Nice sweater kittens BTW. ;)

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES! :clap:

luv
08-06-2005, 02:54 AM
Is that you?
YOU talkin ta ME?

Yes. About a year and a half ago. Most recent I've got.

I've shown you mine....show me yours? :hmmm:

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:54 AM
Translation: I'm really surfing for porn and every time I have to reply to one of your knuckleheaded posts, I lose my erection, you bastard.


ROFL

Plus prairie dogs are fast little fuggers.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:55 AM
Ha ha, very funny. Anyone ever told you that you suck in translating? :p
It's been said on rare occasion. Usually in a defensive tone when I was right.

:p

tk13
08-06-2005, 02:55 AM
Ha ha, very funny. Anyone ever told you that you suck in translating? :p
I don't understand why you felt the need to add that unnecessary "in translating" to the end of your post.

Coach
08-06-2005, 02:57 AM
I don't understand why you felt the need to add that unnecessary "in translating" to the end of your post.

Heh, yeah my grammer sucks, but hell, it's 4 in the f**king morning. Cut me some slack, eh? :p

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:57 AM
YOU talkin ta ME?

Yes. About a year and a half ago. Most recent I've got.

I've shown you mine....show me yours? :hmmm:
Show you ours? Our what? Be more specific. We're men and as such, we require detailed explinations.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 02:58 AM
Show you ours? Our what? Be more specific. We're men and as such, we require detailed explinations.


She want's to see Rausch's blue sweater.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:58 AM
YOU talkin ta ME?

Yes. About a year and a half ago. Most recent I've got.

I've shown you mine....show me yours? :hmmm:

I don't have anything recent to post. I think the only pics of me floating around the planet were when I still had an 8 inch goatee and tons of hair.

Now I'm buzzed bald with a 'stache and chin patch. And about 50 lbs lighter.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 02:58 AM
ROFL

Plus prairie dogs are fast little fuggers.
I'm not going to ask how you know this. :shake:

:p

tk13
08-06-2005, 02:59 AM
Heh, yeah my grammer sucks, but hell, it's 4 in the f**king morning. Cut me some slack, eh? :p
Actually, the joke went right over your head. :)

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:59 AM
She want's to see Rausch's blue sweater.

I've got some pretty big BVD kittens...

luv
08-06-2005, 02:59 AM
She want's to see Rausch's blue sweater.
I wouldn't mind seeing y'all mugshots.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:00 AM
She want's to see Rausch's blue sweater.
ROFL

I don't own a sweater so it looks like I'm in the clear. :D

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:00 AM
YOU talkin ta ME?

Yes. About a year and a half ago. Most recent I've got.

I've shown you mine....show me yours? :hmmm:
I'm in the front...

http://www.censoredentertainment.com/projects/wsl/gallery/images/42.jpg

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:01 AM
I've got some pretty big BVD kittens...


I'm just gonna take your word on that.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:01 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing y'all mugshots.
Mugshots? I've never been arrested. :shake:

:p

I don't even know if I have a pic of me on this PC anymore. Now you're gunna make me hafta look. DAMN YOU WOMAN!

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:02 AM
I'm in the front...

http://www.censoredentertainment.com/projects/wsl/gallery/images/42.jpg

Wow. Thanks for giving me an A in honors World Civ...

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:02 AM
I'm just gonna take your word on that.
I second that!

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:02 AM
I'm just gonna take your word on that.

Glad to hear it...

luv
08-06-2005, 03:03 AM
I'm in the front...

Nice eyes... ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:03 AM
Wow. Thanks for giving me an A in honors World Civ...
??? What?

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
??? What?

You look like the prof that tought my honors world Civ class... :)

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
Nice eyes... ROFL
That's actually a video still from my first feature film... I had a little water splash on the lens and was wiping it off. I'm not sure what the other guy was doing... but when I saw it while I was editing, I really liked the shot for some reason.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
You look like the prof that tought my honors world Civ class... :)
Not me.

luv
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
I'm just gonna take your word on that.
Well, I'm not! This is the Show-Me state, damn it! :cuss:

luv
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
Wow. Thanks for giving me an A in honors World Civ...
You got an A in an honors course?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
You look like the prof that tought my honors world Civ class... :)
I don't know anything about that but your English teacher didn't do a very good job of teaching you how to spell taught. :p

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:08 AM
Well, I'm not! This is the Show-Me state, damn it! :cuss:

Please don't encourage him.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:08 AM
You got into an honors course?
I fixed your post.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:09 AM
This is my chance to "pull a luv" and post a teeny tiny pic of myself. :D

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:09 AM
I fixed your post.

Quit that.


:shake:

luv
08-06-2005, 03:10 AM
Please don't encourage him.
Party pooper. :sulk:

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:10 AM
Please don't encourage him.
No kidding. I may have to put him on iggy now so as not to traumatize myself.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:10 AM
Please don't encourage him.

http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/lonestar2.jpg

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:11 AM
Not me.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:12 AM
http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/lonestar2.jpg
RED EYED DEVIL KITTY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:12 AM
Party pooper. :sulk:

It ain't the kind of party I want to see.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:13 AM
I don't know anything about that but your English teacher didn't do a very good job of teaching you how to spell taught. :p

Aye Deserved thet...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:13 AM
RED EYED DEVIL KITTY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
That's the BVD kitten... in amongst the underwear.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:14 AM
That's the BVD kitten... in amongst the underwear.


Man I bet that kitten smells like ass....

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:15 AM
That's the BVD kitten... in amongst the underwear.
Oh ....

Well damnit. You had me scared and stuff.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:15 AM
You got an A in an honors course?

More than one.

I also flunked "Cultural Diversity."

Twice.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:16 AM
Aye Deserved thet...
http://aged.ces.uga.edu/2004cds/cd1/Hot_Potatoes/Horticulture_Tools_and_Materials/Round%20Point%20Shovel.jpg

Keep diggin that hole to bury your English teacher in. ROFL

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:16 AM
Man I bet that kitten smells like ass....


"Someone really ought ta' write that bidge."




(Movie Quote. First one to recognize it earnz teh repz...)

luv
08-06-2005, 03:17 AM
Picture of my pussy...c'mon, show me yours! :p

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:18 AM
http://aged.ces.uga.edu/2004cds/cd1/Hot_Potatoes/Horticulture_Tools_and_Materials/Round%20Point%20Shovel.jpg

Keep diggin that hole to bury your English teacher in. ROFL

Your sarcasm meter is broken. Your Civil Cynic repairman will be by shortly to fix it...

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:18 AM
I'm impressed. After posting a teeny tiny pic of me, not one of you fockers have made a snide comment.

Yet.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:20 AM
Picture of my pussy...c'mon, show me yours! :p
YES! A NEW QUOTE FOR MY SIG LINE! ROFL

Nice pussy BTW. Kinda hairy though. :p

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:20 AM
Picture of my pussy...c'mon, show me yours! :p

Your pussy is big, hairy and scary with evil eyes.

It probably bites and scratches too.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:20 AM
I'm impressed. After posting a teeny tiny pic of me, not one of you fockers have made a snide comment.

Yet.

Quit sucking your gut in. You got a 33 inch waist, not a 30.

Admit it and move on...

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:20 AM
Your sarcasm meter is broken. Your Civil Cynic repairman will be by shortly to fix it...
I know, I know. I went to the well one too many times. Someone just kill me now.

Dick Bull
08-06-2005, 03:21 AM
I'm impressed. After posting a teeny tiny pic of me, not one of you fockers have made a snide comment.

Yet.

I'm old I can barely see it.

Here it goes.....

You look really small.



:)

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:22 AM
Quit sucking your gut in. You got a 33 inch waist, not a 30.

Admit it and move on...
A 33 inch waist? Yeah right. I had a 33 inch waist. 15 years ago. :banghead:

luv
08-06-2005, 03:23 AM
Your pussy is big, hairy and scary with evil eyes.

It probably bites and scratches too.
She's lost some weight, her eyes are beautiful, only bites when she plays, and has no front claws.

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:23 AM
I'm old I can barely see it.

Here it goes.....

You look really small.



:)
ROFL

I've never heard that one before.

Hey ... wait a minute ...

FOCKER! :cuss:

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:26 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40729

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40728

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:27 AM
Great. With all these cat pictures, this thread has officially taken a turn for the worse.

Can we change to sweater monkeys now?

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:29 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40729

This kitty either has ear mites or maggots are considered symbiotic for this breed...

luv
08-06-2005, 03:30 AM
Great. With all these cat pictures, this thread has officially taken a turn for the worse.

Can we change to sweater monkeys now?
We've learned that FMB! like close ups. Beautiful cats though. Love that second pic.

luv
08-06-2005, 03:32 AM
This kitty either has ear mites or maggots are considered symbiotic for this breed...
You are such a dork! :p

That's right, I said DORK. Whatchu gonna do about it, huh?

4th and Long
08-06-2005, 03:32 AM
We've learned that FMB! like close ups. Beautiful cats though. Love that second pic.
*tempted to post a close up pic of his own* :fire:

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:32 AM
We've learned that FMB! like close ups. Beautiful cats though. Love that second pic.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:36 AM
That's right, I said DORK. Whatchu gonna do about it, huh?

You have no idea how ironic this statement is...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:37 AM
We've learned that FMB! like close ups. Beautiful cats though. Love that second pic.
For portrait photography, close ups are the only way to go! But seriously, you should see the originals -- 4MB jpgs from a 10Mpx digital camera! Freakin' HUGE pics!



The second pic is Mille (prounounced Millie, named after Cecil B. DeMille), and she has to touch anything that gets within about 6 inches of her, so she was pawing at the lens. Here's another where she had both paws up!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40726



And Rosebud...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=40727

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:37 AM
That's all I got.

luv
08-06-2005, 03:39 AM
You have no idea how ironic this statement is...
Oh? :spock:


:hmmm:

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:42 AM
Oh? :spock:


:hmmm:

One day, perhaps...

luv
08-06-2005, 03:48 AM
Pleasure, as usual. I'm off to slumberland. Hopefully until at least noon or so. No plans tomorrow! Well, other than cleaning and laundry. G'night.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:48 AM
G'night.