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tk13
08-06-2005, 02:49 AM
Because I've always wanted to start a game thread at 3:50 am for a game that starts in 10 minutes. Woooo! Football. Or sleep. Or something.

It's gonna be on ESPN 2.

The rebroadcast will be on ESPN, 6pm eastern/5 central. If for some reason you do not want to see spoilers, don't read this thread.

Crush
08-06-2005, 02:54 AM
Sleep is a very overrated process.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 02:55 AM
Sleep is a very overrated process.

They have boxing slotted 'till 4.... :hmmm:

HolmeZz
08-06-2005, 02:58 AM
5 in the AM here in the East. Figured I'd stay up and catch a little bit of the game.

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:00 AM
And we are live in Tokyo.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:01 AM
Time for the suck off ManningVick fest....

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:01 AM
**** yeah!

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME!1!

Crush
08-06-2005, 03:02 AM
woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
Has Vick got sacked yet?

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
Gosh fricking bleep bleep holy crap in a puss bucket turn your damn head Bartee.

Whoops, sorry. Just practicing.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:04 AM
Has Vick got sacked yet?

Nope, the game hasn't started yet.

But he does have 3 incompletions...

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:05 AM
Gosh fricking bleep bleep holy crap in a puss bucket turn your damn head Bartee.

Whoops, sorry. Just practicing.

Don't bother, you'll only need that material for the preseason...

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:05 AM
WE ROVE NFL FOOOOTBARRRR!!!!!

Fried Meat Ball!
08-06-2005, 03:05 AM
I assume they'll replay it later in the day...

Crush
08-06-2005, 03:06 AM
Nope, the game hasn't started yet.

But he does have 3 incompletions...



Major improvement so far.

J Diddy
08-06-2005, 03:06 AM
Don't bother, you'll only need that material for the preseason...

God I hope so.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
**** YES WE'RE UNDERWAY

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
I assume they'll replay it later in the day...

They will, at 5:00pm CST on ESPN.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
I assume they'll replay it later in the day...

It will replay tomorrow on ESPN at 6:00 PM Eastern.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
WALLICK DUNNNNNNNNNNN! GO FARCONS!

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:07 AM
ESPN reports the Falcons team plane arrived in Toyko on Wednesday, save Michael Vick, who walked across the Pacific Ocean on Thursday.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:08 AM
What is this horseshit with Dunn running the ball.

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:08 AM
All right! First flag of the year!

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:09 AM
ESPN reports the Falcons team plane arrived in Toyko on Wednesday, save Michael Vick, who walked across the Pacific Ocean on Thursday.

I thought he rode across the Pacific on a sperm whale. Which incidently he gave the herpes.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:09 AM
Nice PA fake by Vick. The Plummer play.

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:11 AM
And Vick Intercepted.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:11 AM
INTELCEPTION! GO CORRRRRRRTS!

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:11 AM
Dunn has three carries for 10 yards. I don't think I need to say that a certain Michael Vick could do that in one carry.

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:11 AM
Bob Sanders with the INT. I think he's gonna be a pretty good safety... that hold out last year really set back his development, but he seemed to play pretty well when he got to play.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:13 AM
Michael Vick is the greatest QB in the history of the NFL at scrambling for yardage and throwing interceptions.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:13 AM
STALVIN MALVIN!!!!

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:14 AM
Holy crap, no huddle, first series, first preseason game. You gotta be kidding.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:14 AM
Holy crap, no huddle, first series, first preseason game. You gotta be kidding.

ALLOGANT PLICKS!

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:17 AM
And that was a rare drop by Harrison.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:17 AM
Wow. Marvin Harrison drops a pass. Someone alert the Guiness Book of Records.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:19 AM
This might be the best Edge James has looked since he got injured...

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:19 AM
ESPN is reporting that Edgerton Hartwell's agent says there is a 48 hour deadline on Hartwell defending that TD pass.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:20 AM
I really hate that play.

HolmeZz
08-06-2005, 03:21 AM
The infamous 1 yard touchdown pass.

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:23 AM
Well, nothing's changed from last year, they just ripped a pretty good defense a new one, got some help from a defensive holding call, and threw a dink little 1 yard TD pass.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:25 AM
These Atlanta Falcons sure look impressive.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:26 AM
H0ly $#yt!1!

Teh Japs are growing P0D PEOPLES!1!

ZootedGranny
08-06-2005, 03:27 AM
Colts run defense looks tremendous.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:28 AM
Jeez, the Colts D-line SUCKS.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:29 AM
Colts run defense looks tremendous.

The Falcons only have 28 yards on five carries. That is only 5.6 ypc!

I spoke too soon. Now it is 6 ypc.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:30 AM
Wow. HTF was Vick a 1st round pick?...

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:30 AM
Colts run defense looks tremendous.
Nothing's changed there either. I don't see that improving much either, got lots of speed, no size... but that's the Dungy way.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:32 AM
JEEZ, Michael Vick is good! ROFL

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:32 AM
Jeez, Vick makes some dumb passing mistakes, but it looks like a videogame when he takes off like that.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:33 AM
Who is this Jefferson guy, and why is he owning Dunn?

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:33 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the most exciting incompletion in NFL history!

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:46 AM
I can't believe they're leaving the Colts first team O in the game.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 03:46 AM
SUCK ON THAT MANNING!

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:47 AM
Manningception!

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:52 AM
FG for Atlanta, making it 7-6, Indy lead.

Crush
08-06-2005, 03:54 AM
More Manning ass kissing coming up.

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:56 AM
IT'S SORGI TIME, WOMAN!

Coach
08-06-2005, 03:57 AM
Nice accuracy by Sorgi on the first opening pass.

tk13
08-06-2005, 03:57 AM
Oh look at that great pass downfield. Do I smell quarterback controversy in Indianapolis?

Crush
08-06-2005, 03:57 AM
Nice pass by Sorgi.

beer bacon
08-06-2005, 03:58 AM
Sorgi does what Payton Manning could never do.

Crush
08-06-2005, 03:59 AM
Poor poor Sorgi.

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:01 AM
Fumble recovery by the Colts.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:01 AM
woah

FloridaChief
08-06-2005, 04:01 AM
I wish I'd know this game was on early Sat morning. I was thinking late Sat night, for some reason. Anyways, I'm awake and finally...football is back!

What the hell was that!?

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:01 AM
The Pope plays for the Colts?

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:03 AM
The Pope plays for the Colts?

Would have been ironic is there was a Pope on the Chiefs defense, since we have a Priest on the offense.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:05 AM
Blatant pass interference by the Cover 2 defense.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:06 AM
Nice catch.

FloridaChief
08-06-2005, 04:06 AM
Nice catch by Price.

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:06 AM
Oh, what a catch by Price.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:07 AM
Would have been ironic is there was a Pope on the Chiefs defense, since we have a Priest on the offense.



I would convert to Catholicism if he could play corner.

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:10 AM
Wow, busted coverage, let Finnerman wide wide open.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:10 AM
TD Falcons.

Count Zarth
08-06-2005, 04:12 AM
Mother****ing TODD PETERSON? ROFL

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:14 AM
Mortensen is the worst sideline reporter in history of sports.

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:16 AM
Colts fumbles it away.

Atlanta recovers.

FloridaChief
08-06-2005, 04:16 AM
Mortensen is the worst sideline reporter in history of sports.

Nahh...See Eric Dickerson.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:17 AM
Good job Colts 2nd team.

Rausch
08-06-2005, 04:20 AM
Nahh...See Eric Dickerson.

Did he play mushmouth in the original cartoon or the movie?...

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:21 AM
Long live Schuab.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:23 AM
Piss poor play calling by the Falcons.

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:24 AM
Wow. What an effort by McCrary.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:25 AM
McCrary made that a lot harder than it had to be.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:26 AM
Can no one hold on to the ball tonight?

KC2004
08-06-2005, 04:26 AM
Anyone else asking themself "Why did I get up for this when I could of watched the replay"?

Coach
08-06-2005, 04:28 AM
Anyone else asking themself "Why did I get up for this when I could of watched the replay"?

Nope. Couldn't sleep anyways.

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:31 AM
tonight


Night... morning... whatever.

FloridaChief
08-06-2005, 04:31 AM
Did he play mushmouth in the original cartoon or the movie?...

Dunno, but I remember a MNF game from years back when ED caught a pass on the sideline that Grbac had thrown away (KC-Seattle, I think). They cut away to him saying "Y'know Elvis has a pretty nice touch on the ball..."

He spoke some more, but at that moment my universal translator broke, so I've no idea what it was...

Crush
08-06-2005, 04:34 AM
Peyton = Marino
No defense = No running game
No SB = No SB

VonneMarie
08-06-2005, 04:51 AM
:ZZZ:

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:02 AM
I blame Golic.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:03 AM
Hartwell :cuss:

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:06 AM
Can Sorgi convert the 3rd and 17?

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:06 AM
No, he is sacked again.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:19 AM
This game is so enthralling.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:20 AM
3rd and 10 for Sorgi.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:21 AM
...and he doesn't complete it.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:24 AM
Ty Detmer is in the house.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:30 AM
Defensive struggle.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:31 AM
We meet again Bob Sanders.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:33 AM
T. Brown throws an INT for the Colts.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:34 AM
Colts defense sucks.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:36 AM
That is now two passes the Falcons 1st rd. pick WR has dropped.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:37 AM
Another penalty.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:39 AM
Ike Reese picked his nose on national TV.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:43 AM
Another penalty.

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:44 AM
TD Falcons. 27-14

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:51 AM
Can Travis Brown lead the Colts comeback?

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:53 AM
Nice catch by some dude for the Colts at the 4. Comeback initiated.

FloridaChief
08-06-2005, 05:54 AM
Wow--Super catch by whats-his-name....

Crush
08-06-2005, 05:54 AM
TD Colts. Falcons still lead, 27-21, though.

Crush
08-06-2005, 06:05 AM
Travis Brown is amassing the forces.

Crush
08-06-2005, 06:08 AM
4th and 10 for Brown.

Crush
08-06-2005, 06:09 AM
...and he is sacked.

Crush
08-06-2005, 06:10 AM
tick tock tick tock

Game over.

Crush
08-06-2005, 06:10 AM
Final score

Falcons 27
Colts 21