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ExtremeChief
08-06-2005, 03:17 AM
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight

to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is:














Always keep your condoms in your car

luv
08-06-2005, 03:28 AM
ROFL

Tribal Warfare
08-06-2005, 03:30 AM
wait I've heard this one before

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:40 AM
Until the end there, all I was thinking, was: "Dear Penthouse..."

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:41 AM
In high school I got a test like this once.

My girlfriend walked in right as I was failing it...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:42 AM
In high school I got a test like this once.

My girlfriend walked in right as I was failing it...
Had ED problems even as a youngster, huh?

luv
08-06-2005, 03:43 AM
Had ED problems even as a youngster, huh?
:shake:

Rausch
08-06-2005, 03:44 AM
Had ED problems even as a youngster, huh?

Yup.

Empathy disability.

If you don't want me to bang your friends don't have easy friends...

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2005, 03:45 AM
Yup.

Empathy disability.

If you don't want children you don't know about don't have easy friends...
Fixed your post.